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benheman17:
The exams is scheduled 14th-21st
They are going to send a link for the exam
Pre-exam & Main exam

Do we have any WhatsApp group for this

Preshieben:
Na my gender no wan get sense
Ugly dry thing like portable no for dey get mouth dey talk rubbish

When he was broke...I wonder if him bin dey Bleep.
No matter the amount he has,he will never be attractive to me and some decent girls..
Abrupt Nonsense!

But you are not even attractive

Xandiejay:
Oga abeg rest

He's speaking the truth. Money will easily get you unworthy pussy

FERNANDEZISBACK:
I can't wait..

Decaydance everywhere. Your Hubby as enter one chance

heniford2:
no dick can reset that lady brain she's doomed

I agree with you

FERNANDEZISBACK:
That woman no try abeg oo..
But he did it out of love tho..


Well there might have been other stuff that led to the divorce..
What if he was maltreating her? let's not jump into conclusion..

Truly, what you deserve is a strong dickng. Brain raise to power minus zero.

Moyinoluwa35:
please i don't know where i can post this one, i need any online skills any member of nairaland can be trained bills we be on me.. i prefer five male and five female.. please lalasticala can you select and find any trust worthy member that can train any member of nairaland, and try reaching me so i can paid the money.. i tend to understand helping someone learn a skill can help in creating more employment

I would be glad if I'm chosen.
My watsapp number is 08176125605

saasala:
Yes. I grew wiser to understand that I still need to marry, else when I am 50, 60 years old, I will look back and bite my hands. It is sweeter to think about not getting married when you are in your late 20s and early 30s. Na time go teach you lesson.

A man can still marry at those age you mentioned so keep calm.

Marriage is not necessity, it's a choice

saasala:
Yes. I grew wiser to understand that I still need to marry, else when I am 50, 60 years old, I will look back and bite my hands. It is sweeter to think about not getting married when you are in your late 20s and early 30s. Na time go teach you lesson.

That age 70 you so called children might not be with you again because they'll have their own family too.

If you like marry and if you like don't marry. When you are old your wife might not be alive and if she is alive she might be the one that will hasten your death. Getting married doesn't guarantee that result you so much fear. Both partners will also be weak at that time. And another thing is death is inevitable, your partner will not stop when it is time if not no one with partner will taste death

Sandralight:
Because this happened to somone close to me.
This man was very lazy like if they give prizes for laziness, this man could win the Nobel prize or something, his wife couldn't take it so she left with her children.

Due to his laziness and because he dont want any responsibilities he didn't marry again, he got Stroke when he was old and due to the fact he wasn't close to any of his children, the family just hired a nanny that helps him but doesn't stay during the night.

At night after months of the stroke he died, people that saw his body the next day said if someone was with him maybe he wouldn't have died, he probably needed something that night and tried but couldn't stand up and him just alone in a big house maybe fear seize him and with the stroke he died

Even the person that is with him can kill him.

[quote author=Crystalsweetnes post=109391279][/quote]Why you not that someone

iLegendd:
I want to start batch 2. Let me compile names and numbers.

Pls big man this is the 2nd time I requested for this. I have all the requisite. My WhatsApp is 08176125605. I'll be glad if chosen.

Walkee:
what's special about giving birth to anyone? Believe me, those that were never born aren't missing out on anything. You are here now, some time in the future you'd be dead and rotten in the ground. All your achievement and suffering won't mean shiit to you anymore. So what's the point?

You understand life to the br

Jude273:
Hahaha seems like it the only grammer that u learnt of recent? Go back to school, u said no, write waec u said no. Oh! sorry it almost escape my mind, a product of ashawo, there will certainly be no money for u to do those things, but never the less, if u are ready to help urself my email is there on my profile, just send me message and I promise to sponsor ur education to tetiarry level. And stop covering ur stupidity with that red cap of urs, coz it dosen't look good on u. BUFALOW!! Sorry i insulted you.

Irredeemable Simp

iLegendd:
You don't need a screenshot. After you've paid, a page will open and on it, click on DOWNLOAD and a PDF file with the front and back of your ID will be downloaded. That is the PDF you should send to the ID card printer guy.

I meet all the criteria. When will it commence

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

This great man of the most high must not suffer loss

08176125605

Ogaboss44:
Lol, you are still a learner on Nairaland

How is he a learner. He only made a request

Jojo2top:
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Vanilla4:
What do you mean? You guys/girls post funny stuff.

Common shut up and let him knack your brain out

DannyXpress:
Who told you alpha males don't want women!!!

There is a difference between an alpha male and a misogynist

Not wanting woman doesn't make you a misogynist

KiNg0G:
You never talk finish for mouth, their normal defense redpill is amoral.

But what's a man without common sense?

Fûcking a married woman when don drop engines no sense in it.

He isn't gratifying nonsense. He is just butressing the Red pill � that women are hoes. Just an analogy. If he were to be glorifying sleeping with married women, he would've explicitly guided us to follow that path. He is only giving us a narrative examples of what women does covertly whilst they present themselves to the public as saint and to simps. This should be clear enough I guess

Herbsworks:
It’s not. I had to share it cos I read some people saying you can’t date or make a high class girl wet without money.
Money is important but we should hustle for money inorder to afford the things we need and not cos of a woman

Are you minding the guy

jesmond3945:
no dont make him come this thread. you are causing him more pain by doing that. just tell them to confess to him. Do you have video evidence?

Does he needs a video evidence. What he needs to do is to tell the guy the situationship and tell him not to act as if anything happen. But he should rather stylishly chase away the the devil come fiancee.

Olumighty123:
Something like this happens to a friend of mine recently. It's sad. just imagine someone you shared everything with, sleeping with your wife

You're mad never blame the friend, blame the wife.

KiNg0G:
yahoo boys don't snatch, they go borrow her, then give you your property later.

King Og do ur man giveaway na

Vaiki:
if woman no respect her marriage vows,I go help am break the marriage because men like you wey marry them too mumu.

Lights up my kpoli in satisfaction.

God bless you.
I support you because the idiots didn't blame the woman that is in an agreement with her husband but went ahead to blame the fresh dude that isn't under any oath.

Shebi their wives are angels and they can do anything to defend them

princewarri1985:
Sir Alex fergursson was once interviewed and he said that when manchester united played against a young and unknown christiano ronaldo club many years back in portugal he said he saw something in the young genious that nobody saw then after his mesmerizing display against manchester united united sir got back home and told united board that he wanted ronaldo and the rest they say is history, THE PROBLEM MANCHESTER UNITED IS HAVING RIGHT NOW IS THAT INEXPERIENCED COACH OLE AND NOT CR7. CR7 IS A GOAL MACHINE AND GOALS WIN MATCHES FOR CLUBS, UNITED SHOULD BRING IN AN EXPERIENCED COACH LIKE ZIDANE AND SEE UNITED WIN BOTH THE PREMIERSHIP AND CHAMPIONS LEAUGE, THE SAME THING ALSO HAPPENED IN CHELSEA WITH TUCHEL WINNING UCL WITH THE SAME SET OF PLAYERS LAMPARD ALMOST DESTROYED, AND THEY ARE ALSO TOPING THE EPL TABLE RIGHT NOW, SO WHAT ARE WE SAYING HERE?

You're saying the self acclaimed best player in the world does not win you the league and only coach does.

Tuchel had more better options than lampard. The addition of Werner, Lukaku and some players weren't there though lampard had a good squad.

Not always the best team wins the cup and champions league. It is worse in the champions league with the implementation of home and away goal rule you don't have to win before you qualify that is why teams like Athletico Madrid get to the finals stage every year all it takes is to park the bus.

Winning the league on the contrary requires consistency and I don't think Chelsea can be that consistent to win the league.

Bottom line: Sacking Ole wouldn't in anyway solve Man U EpL woes in as much as they don't sign any of Guardiola and klopp.

princewarri1985:
if messi is selfless then what do you say about bruno fernadez who was on an empty goal post but he still pases the ball to another man u player to score, has messi ever done that?? And for those of you here always calling ronaldo fraud! Please check this out, Ronaldo left real madrid to juventus in the seria A which is the toughest league in the world and he still proved himself there winning the golden boot, and he later returned to the premiership because he is not scared of new challenges unlike that midget messi who left barcelonia for farmers league because he is scared of new challenges, NOW TELL ME WHO IS THE BIGGER FRAUD BETWEEN THESE 2 PLAYERS?? if tapping even easy i know say all players for dey do am, because you always need to know how to position yourself to always be at the right place and at the right time and that automatically makes ronaldo a genius and scientist need to study him. IF YOU KNOW THAT RONALDO IS THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER PLEASE LET'S DESTROY THE LIKE BUTTON!

Italian league of old could be regarded as the toughest league not this current one not even in the top3 and the vivid indication is a reflection of their performances in champions league. What is tough about Inter, Roma, Milan with only the exception of Juve.

Cr7 went to the best team in Italy, a team that has won 7 consecutive league and got to the final of the champions league 2 out of 3 years prior to the arrival of Cr7. Cr7 turned Juve from serial winners to a team that scramble for fourth position and were easily knocked down by teams that normally do not have a chance against Juve in the champions league. Same dilemma is manifesting in Man u squad. It is just only a matter of time before they know what hit them. Cr7 is all about personal glory and it was hinted by Cassano and other Milan greats ( a trend I've spotted since he was in is early stage at Manchester).

Man u was 2nd last season and with the look of things the wouldn't achieve such feat this season even with Cr7 in their ranks.

I once remembered I told some Man u fans that they won't win any major trophy ( champions league and The EPL) for an additional 10 years owing to the departure of Sir Alex Ferguson.

Now I'm summing an additional 4 years due to the Ronaldo effect. If Man U win any of those in the next 4 years you're free to call on me.

emae009:
Do you understand what you wrote. let's staft there first.
you have a clear scoring opportunity and you give it to your team mate. Scenario 1: Team mate scores (that's an assist)
Scenario 2: team mate misses (that's a goal scoring chance)
Scenario 3: team mate passes the ball to another (that's a key pass).
In all 3 scenarios Messi surpasses Hazard so what are you really saying.

The problem here is you don't watch Messi play as a lot of people here. You guys just look at scores and imagine the play instead of watching the game

Why do you reply people like that. Save your comments for more reasonable observations.

For more than 8 seasons Messi is leading almost all stats including a particular defensive stat.

What I noticed is that their is no way you can satisfy all. Even if he decided to dash out all is personal achievements people will still have something odd to say.

"In my own opinion Yakubu Ayegbeni is more selfless than Your dwarf pessi"

Pe

Godwin25king:
I'm a Ronaldo fan but i know he'll never do something like this, even if he already has an hattrick.

I thought all Cr7 fans are delusional. How com you decided to spill the truth.

From debates of soccer you can get a clue about people's character and how to deal with them.

Wisdom is profitable...

mosdii:
Continuation....

They started kissing, licking, touching, handling and undressing each other. I was shocked by the scene because I have never seen girls get so romantic and do such nasty stuffs to themselves despite I hearing side talks about female teachers and students indulging in such activities within the school premises.
The scene was getting interesting so I decided to advance forward to get a clearer picture and vision of this unbelievable moment.
I started tiptoeing towards them to fulfill my foolish fantasy or should I say lust. As I was getting closer to them, I accidentally stepped on a cassava stem that made a squeaky sound, I paused immediately standing agape with one of my hand on my head and the other covering my mouth from screaming and making further noise that will drag their attention to my position.
They heard the sound, and echoed "wetin be that", "who be that", "who goes there" and "who goes". At this juncture, I began shivering and backtracking. They stood up and headed to the direction where the sound was emanated. As I was backtracking when I saw them coming, I was lusting over their beautiful dangling upper region and fresh body parts. I stopped for a minute to admire these beautiful creatures but
When I noticed their pace had increased, I had no other option than to do a 180 spin and took to my heels. As I was running to safety, the leaves and grasses I was stepping on, were making Squealing sounds, leaving traces. In the course of running, something fell off my pocket but I never bothered to know what fell off because to me, my safety was Paramount to me at that time. I arrived at the back of girls convenience, cleaned myself up and walked straight to my classroom. Before the school bell rang for the closing of school, I was already with my bag at the gate.
Back at home, I was just reminiscing about what I saw and how I would love to feed my big eyes and fulfill my fantasy again and again just like tortoise in that story that said to himself "I go go again".

Back in school on Monday after that wonderful eye popping experience I had on Friday, I was smiling and revealing my fine shinny white teeth and diastema (when I was in primary school in Port Harcourt, I once auditioned for close up advert due to the fine white set of teeth I had) when I saw I.B and her good girls squad coming. I was smiling because I saw the unclothedness of the most dreadful girl and some of her gang members and I was picturing them naked in my head as they walked past me with anger on their faces.

I got relieved when the maths teacher rounded up his lesson and left the classroom as I was thinking he will not end his lesson thereby making me miss feeding my big eyes on I.B and her good girls gang naked bodies once again during the break period as it was almost time.

In my anticipating mood waiting for the signal by the school bell, I.B and her gang of girls marched into my class in their numbers (they were more in numbers compared to what I normally see) with a venomous and anger filled face as if they were going for a war.
That smile enveloped my face again immediately I saw them as the Friday's event came knocking. I was smiling sheepishly, picturing her naked body right in front of me when her question "na which grasscutter been dey farm on Friday" changed my smile to fear.
I quickly looked around to see if anyone will mention my name or point me because I knew clearly that no one from my class saw me when I was spying on them.
The class was silent and she replied "una don turn deaf and dumb wey una no wan talk abi ok na, somebody gan Wu here na".
The class was still quiet because you dare not murmur in her presence because wetin you go chop ehen you no go like am.
She then beckon on one of her girls to give her a book, she raised the book and asked which grasscutter get this book, I raised my head and looked at the book keenly and saw that the book is my personal jotter that I normally write all those dirty fantasies I was carrying in my head about her and her gang.

****Back at home over the weekend, I was searching for my jotter to pen down what I saw on Friday but I couldn't find it, I searched everywhere and still couldn't find it, I knew I must have forgotten it somewhere probably at school and when I get to school on Monday,I will look for it maybe I forgot it in a friend's bag or something *****

As I saw the jotter on her hand, I quickly flashed back to Friday's event and recalled that the jotter was in my pocket and when I was running for my dear life in the farm something dropped but I never bothered to check what was it since I was in motion.
The bell had already signaled for break time but who dares walk out on the most dreadful girl and her squad when she's talking.

She gave a very wicked and intimidating laugh with these words "ngbeke say him wan play, no worry him don see play and him go play tire".
Her girls were shouting and ranting asking who owns it, I was just quiet as if I know nothing about what they were saying.
They started their aggressive assault when nobody took responsibility or ownership of the said book.
Other good boys in the class were scared of her all thanks to her elder brother and so none was able to revolt. Break was over, but we still were under siege or should I say severe harrasment from I.B and her gang.

Since there was no name on the jotter, it was very difficult to know who owns it hence my keeping mute and not owning up while partaking in the onslaught dished out by I.B and her gang.

To be continued...

Nigeria girls are useless, all of them