jeromestarks:
Now To the ladies:
Girls, for how long has a guy stayed on your matter?


For me, I spent three years chasing one girl like that. After we had sex, I lost interest and we broke up. I was a kid then shaa.

Over to you guys.

Omo me na 2days o the shawty dey tell me say she get bf but as she saw me for the first time Omo she forget her guy asap ..I no know whether Na charm abi girls just like guys wey dey use iphone and dey dress like yahoo boy

This ur title dey vex me o ..if u wan blow do better refux of popular song like electricity by datboichase con tag everybody m.u go blow simple no be to dey disturb us for nairaland with this song

kyber:
Omo The Thing is that my Music has been taking my time a lot asides that I no get steady girlfriend like this,so I don’t have any girl to bed.
Don’t ask me about masturbation cause I no go do that shit,so I have not shot out in a while now and I’m very Hot but what can I do?

Please guys suggest something to me to ease my tension!!

CeeJeckydivah:
We both know if he puts pressure you will eventually give in.

you guys should pls respect the lady and free her while all the insults .. nairaland are full of bitter men abeg ...someone is just asking for advice una don start dey blast her ...

Tiger and black

Tiger and black �

Heya because no man come ur side u dey vex ..better start hook-up so ur 35 yrs no go just dey waste

feminist35:
Men are all over always trying to deceive Young girls, 20yrs to 25yrs, into a relationship. Many of these men will not bother with a mature and independent lady because they know these type of ladies will see them for the coward and failure that they are. A 35yrs old woman is mature enough to know what she wants, but no, they won't go for her. They will rather be disturbing Young girls in their prime and be looking for virgin up and down

She just recently started posting yahoo boys with 14 pro max and saying girls should follow rich guys in whatsapp status. ..ever since she bought her iphone 14pro max I just distanced myself from her with her iphone 11

Daniel058:
Am from South East,Have never Been to South West or Northern part of Nigeria. But Ve lived in Two South South States. But can tell Igbos re One of the cleanest people I have ever seen.

Also ,the few Hausa people I knw /Ve met are always very neat and not smelling Except Fulani's that lives in the bushes.

I have seen people here calling Igbo pigs I really don't know why coz igbos re neat people except people From one particular part of My State Ebonyi ( Akant mension name but people from my State knw them for being dirty) .

So which tribe do you think re the dirtiest

op Na Tinubu tribe abeg their tribe is so dirty

HolyMan12:
The day they caught me and Ene kpanshing in SS2.

We did not go home as usual after school, waited for everyone to leave and we started fvcking in the classroom..

Omo I no know wetin carry security man the come check classrooms that day oh!

Omo na so him nab us.

We start beg am the man no hear him go staff room go cast us for staff wey been still dey around.

Omo the next day na so dem use me and Ene as example for Assembly ground.

Strong man like me shed tears because of cane chai

I never chop cane for yansh like that for my life.

Both our parents were invited, they asked us how long this has been going on, Ene come talk say na for like 1 month.

Her parents were advised to take her for pregnancy test.

We were both suspended for 2 weeks last last.

My yansh been develop ridges.

bro my own be like ur own story ..me and bisola dey kpansh inside laboratory lab better one ...Na so librarian con catch us ..I no know wetin bring her con upstairs cos Na after school during waec lessons ..Na so I beg librarian as per fine boy with sweet voice Na so she can gree although I give her 5k make she sort us out ..Omo I thankGod say I been get money if not .. anyways sex with girl wey no go be ur wife sweet die

nosleep:
Yahoo remain the best job in Nigeria. Take it or leave it. until we have a better government I will love Yahoo till the end.

I swear Na yahoo be the way o ...we dey recover loots wey white people collect from us ...alaye fraud sweet Sha

Drop ur pic ..be like say u be one yahoo boy wey get too much money

Dafuq22:


I don't even Bleep oloshos bro. Like I said all Toto na Toto.

The last thing I need is a relationship. I'd even prefer to Bleep and bounce but that doesn't interest me anymore.

Relationships are on the top of the list of things I don't want. Imagine waking up every morning to a girl lying on the side of my bed. God forbid. Imagine spending my nights cuddled up with some girl and talking about things I don't want to talk about. There are way better ways to spend my time. I don't need women for anything anymore.

I kid you not bro. The thing I dread the most is having a girl fall in love with me. The way they behave disgusts me to the core of my being. They always want your attention and they always want to fuçk. Like I don't fuçking have the strength the have sex every night. And I don't have the strength to go out with you everyday. Like bitçh leave me alone.

Normal right from time I know say this woman Na wonderful werey

Omo u be mumu I swear

Kollins11:
Correct guy!

If na me, I go kiss my bride so passionately at the front of her parent. Infact I go even raise her gown up, shift her pant then begin to thrust in and out in presence of everybody while they spray us money.

Zonefree:
So, how's it our business?

A bald headed lizard at the back of a fish brain shouldn't be news in a sane forum.

which kind enemy u be ..u see them for dream abi Na them make u feel importantless

Omo my babe name Na oluchi

makeherscream:
2018 I will never forget that year

I visit my ex without her consent I was shocked to what I saw , my ex was with a guy and they where having hot sex that cool evening , how did I know ? At first when I was approaching her door I was hearing moaning sounds and when I get to her door step I wanted to knock and shout her name because I was very angry at the sounds that I was hearing from her room ,

but I stop and decided to peep through her window because it was a wooden window , omo I almost cried at what I saw , you need to see how the MF was rough handling my ex , I watch live porn that day , grin

I never told her what I saw till today I never took her serious again , I continued fucking her ,this time with all sorts of drugs and herbs until she ran for her dear life ,

oluchi E no go better for you oo

Never visit your Gf without telling her , if you do you're on your own ooo, these hoez ain't loyal

I be boy but I love u abeg for this talk sultan of puna

SultanOfPuna:
I came to the hardcore realization this morning. After discharging my side chick
It hit me like a revelation.
That No matter what in this Life
I will take a bullet for my wife
I Can give my wife the whole world
I can buy her all the riches she ever wants
I will dive inside fire to save my wife

BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM CHEATING ON HER.
I WILL ALWAYS CHEAT ON HER.
Women should understand this and know peace.
Men love options!!!
It worse if the man is rich and successful
A rich successful man like me MUST cheat..

Many many girls are attracted to rich successful guys.
So i can love you with all my heart and soul
BUT I WILL STILL F*CK THAT OTHER GIRL

Royalty189:
Tell her to take postinor 2. Also tell her that her period cycle might shift.

is it immediately when they finish having sex that they she should take it

Hello nairalanders there's this friend of mine who's about to get intimate with this virgin girlfriend of his and she don't want him to use condom cos she wants to have a good moment so he asked if She is to take Postinor 2 immediately after sex or few hours after sex..Or should she take salt and water instead to avoid pregnancy..
Pls I need honest answers guys

Port Harcourt 09161824187

Chaos14:
Where she de leave and her number for me to make sure i no cross her side

I swear u be devil agent i hope say my sister no go ever cross ur side

Chaos14:
Redpiller

Sultan of puna

SultanOfPuna:
Fools keep wasting money each year on new iphone release.
Why not wait till they drop iphone 25
By then that phone technology of the iphone will be 10 times more advanced.

You fit dey chat with ghosts with iphone 25
Why waste money on each iphone every year
When you can wait till iphone 25 is released

Felixalex:
Hahaha, he never jam crazy girl.

The girl would ask d boyfriend to go ahead and act like d holy roommate isn't there, she would scream louder than usual. By the time he starts wishing he was part of the evil, he would rather want to support the evil (by running away from the room)

Remember those days in university, when I was still sharing a room, me n my babe were indoors knacking, my roommate came back and saw d door was locked. He stayed outside d room playing a game on his phone with the volume high enough to make me know he was waiting there. We went on for more than an hour or so. When she finally left, the useless boy said....

"Hope u fvck enough abi? U keep me outside for more than 2hours, u no de tire she herself no de tire and una no even cook food, hunger wan kill me, fvck Na food for una abi? I must do back!" He took his phone and called a girl pretending he was sick, asking her to come n see him, he looked at me n said "better find where u go sleep dis nyt" I didn't argue, I just respect my sef carry books go sch go do TDB (TDB crashing using d books as pillow).

omo ur roomate harsh

Lemme unblock her and check maybe she's changed it bro she's not fine in real life o i remembered her face clearly when she introduced herself.. She just carry two sweet boobs thats all

kals4luv990:
But the picture I dey see for your dp isn't the same with the one on my dp
Bro r yu sure the number correct

InfinityFabric:
Well, she wanted you to ask for sex first, since you didn't she asked for the pay upfront. It's so clear this one is a hoe like many others.

no me am not the cheating type i love my girlfriend so much

I dint even have whatsapp business how will i be lying cos of one thread

julybaba:
... It's a business account

Why can't u guys believe anything

julybaba:
... It's a business account

See this one i swear its not me na her oga

robinso01:
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Lol this evening one girl tried to bill me i no even dey understand some kan girls this days for this nigeria.. All of em just be like samiya to me sef ..

You don cast last last na only u be fool for nairaland

spyroet:
Good evening nairalanders
Am in a very tight situation right now,
I just found out that my beloved girlfriend of about for years now is a coded runs babe(hookup girl).
I confronted her but she denied it so I just forget about it, so the issue now is i wanted to leave her but i still luv her and she too luv me so am atually kinda confused right now

Iphone 11 270k and xiaomi mi 9.. 85k

dopedan:
Is it a house? Land? Car? Phone? Tell us what it is and how much you bought it