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She go dey crush on v from bts he no gree for her

Miracood2:
Let's say a helio G70 processor and 4gb ram

with Mali52 GPU

well if its tecno i bet it still gonna hang.. I use xiaomi mi 9 6gb ram snapdragon 855 adreno 640 i strongly recommend it for u i bought mine 83k i use it only for games and cheap data cos my iPhone sometimes drain too much

Miracood2:
Pls

If I download a game of 2gb and I install it on a 4gb ram phone..


how much ram will the game consume?

which phone do u use fess lemme look up the futures online

ersonleads:
My new girlfriend of 2weeks, rejected what should be our first kiss when I visited her home. She actually gave me the signal cos she was feeling cold & breathing profusely. I noticed & asked her politely if I should kiss her, she said No, asked her the second time she said No . I had to apologize for asking & told her to see me off. When I got home, I clalled & apologize for attempting to kiss her. & She said she's having head ache. Pls I'm confused ooooo

op na because u no get pink lips

God forbid omo this guy miss road walai warridis.. She must be a mamalawo to do this

Ikennaford:
Help her, don't think about the past,,,200k for hospital bills no go choke you or give me her number lemme help me,I like helping people

idiot nkt all guys are obi cubana 200k on top Nigerian girl

Na kelly be this

Thief

nightfox01:
Send me your babe number make I thank her

Haba bro not all.. My damsel loves me more than anything she's even begging me to do love covenant with her and guess what its only 20k all in all I've spent on her... Oga not all chase money.. Am the one who even sends to her she's never asked me for money..

Savedday:
Because, 9ja girls don't love and dey will never love u.

They are nothing but useless. All of them...

Know this and know peace

I always laff whenever i dey see this ur comment u need deliverance walai ��

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram waiting CONCERN me..


Nothing CONCERN local ASHAWOO and iPhone 14..


5h I don NACK ASHAWOO... 1k I don NACK ASHAWOO and SUUCK BOBZ join...


I de expect money dis week, dat means I go NACK ASHAWOO back to back next week...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Phyna lools like my ex bisola so much

luizpippo:
This is where boogeyman's old rusty and outdated Kala is required

where is boogy man na the guy thats always light his igbo in peace wtf man [color=#990000][/color]

Na wa o this early morning una don start

Be like na expired kunu u drink

Egwunu:
I was inspired to write this post due to the conversation I had with my friend some days aqo.
He has been in Abraka to spend some few weeks from our holidays...anybody very familiar with abraka would know that is where the Delta State University is located, it is one university noted for having loads of girls( I mean real hot chicks). You cant get to abk and not get a girl to ride you for a night( well I guess that was then). Now this gurls dont just jump on any dick they see, they prefer it to be a special type of dick...preferable that of a Yahoo Boy. Well if you aint a yahoo boy,and you really need to get down,den visit ekrejeta. Just tell the keke man to take you to where the okpos stay there(ashawo girls). This girls are really clean,and know how to make you not regret parting with your money. Dont panic their fee aint high its the same 500 naira. But if you want one the numerous hot girls you see in class or anywhere,then you need to be a Yahoo boy.
A yahoo Boy? Yes na you heard me right a YaHOO boy. Now you might be feeling a bit dissapionted because you aint a yahoo boy,meaning you cant doke any of this bitches you really need. Need no worry,cos the essence of this post is to help you doke an abk big girl,with out been a yahoo boy at all. All you simply do is pretend you are one.

Now how do we know yahoo boys when we see one Quit simple,they are those guys you see always looking flashy and soft,always holding the latest phones and tab,always with a laptop,always dressing like Ice Prince or Phyno, and also keeping beards like that of Ice Prince. Well depending on how their maga pays,some drive cars,while some dont.
Now to pretend to be one,so that you can get the bitch you need, try getting yourself a laptop and hp bag,try getting a nice Air Max,little gold chain for the neck,slim fitted black jeans and a nice shirt(try the type ice prince wore in jambo video).Finally try to get a big phone,if you nor get,my guy borrow na...preferrably a tab.
Try to dress softly whenever you know you are gonna come across the girl, always pretend to be answering international calls from white men whenever you are around her.Try to always say Make I reach cyber cafe ooo,my maga wan pay mhe aloud,so that she hears. Try doing this for two or three days den approach her for her number, tell her you would soon be leaving for Ghana,you want both of you to be friends and if shes chanced,you would like her to follow you to Ghana(they love yahoo boys from Ghana and they love travelling there too),so you guys can go spend some time,try to always assure her that money nor be problem.
Next step is to invite her to your place,my guy if your house nor soft,abeq nor invite her oo,instead use your friend place wey make sense. Or better still look for a very nice hotel to lodge her. If she asks why you aint taking her to your place,tell her your friends from Ghana are holding a party in your house,and you dont want them to disturb the both of you, convince her that both of you would go to your place the next day..........lol yhu know what next to do through out the night.....
You have successfully pretended to be a yahoo boy.

http://jingissloaded..com/2015/02/a-niqht-at-ugbomoro.html?m=1

The first thought wey cime ur mind na toto u sure say u go see heaven

DenreleDave:
Even though she look like a doll, she cant be a Sex Doll.. She shud be called bouncer doll

If man put prick for this one toto, ur prick go just bend.... her toto go don get unneccessary muscle wey strong pass dick muscle

Mr Linus ebere ...congrats o Asian babe

iLegendd:


Be proud your sperm is working. There are men praying for their sperms to work. When I impregnated my beautiful Asian girlfriend three times that year, I was just panicking like you, but there were people who wanted what I was rejecting.

Life no balance. Keep calm and be proud of your sperm.

Upon all this talk ...you think say dem go hear...I no a girl that's her best friend got used by her bf and he disappeared but she's still following yahoo boys because of Benz and iphone ...Nigeria girls are just after money bro ...nothing u will tell em that will make em reconsider their life

God1000:
Good, it's time to pay the Piper.

He's a blacksheep and blackguard, no more flaunting of ill-gotten wealth on social media, his numerous girlfriends must have dumped him.

This is why ladies should stop following yahoo guys who rid big cars and spend money on them lavishly, but look down on hardworking ones

I'm deeply disturbed about the mindset and mentality of our girls nowadays, all they are interested in is how big a man's pocket is, how much he earns.

Stop pushing guys into crime and criminality, because some stupid guys will do just anything just to date and marry certain class of women in our society.

We know all of them on this forum, I have no apology to give anyone, you can either hate me or like me

Be like say dem don use u

Nonam:
I once saw two big idiots. I mean foolish grown up guys arguing and comparing their girlfriend with each other. The reason for their argument was that, my babe has hip than yours. My babe fine pass your babe. OK, show me her picture, then show you mine. Let us compare them with their beauty.

I was disappointed about the foolishness of these two idiot called men. I got irritated, they are even arguing over two Nigeria oloshos girlfriend. Nigeria girls who will offer you nothing becos they have nothing good to offer.

Haba we are in 2022[b][/b] which kind of pic is this now

OneKinGuy:
MTN 4G is actually the fastest I've used.

it's not fast it's ur phone that has a very fast network speed...I am using iphone 11 and my network is fast as hell and it's a 4g phone whereas my friend uses infinix note 10 and his network isn't as fast as min

Alright drop ur whatsapp number or phone number

Rosecum:
do u want 2 give me a call?

I dey tell you he wan run local scam

Cutehector:
Probably one oshodi boy operating that account.

This guy is so courageous...Na when ur village people go find this thread u go know say ya not capable and hardworking enough to take care of ur lady

Op I swear to god u talk true I remember when I been dey date on us girl for Instagram she been love me she no know say Na Snapchat for iphone make me fine ..in fact everything u talk Na true op

Nonam:
I am in love. I am deeply in love with a caring young white girl I met in a strange way. In what I noticed about white girls/women is that, they are obsessed with men with good looks. The way 9ja girls are after your money, that is how white girls are after guys or men with good looks.

You will see a 29 year lady in love, dating and wanting to marry a 22 years old guy because he is handsome. You will see a 48 years old white woman in love, dating or ready to marry a 25 years old hot guy becos of his good looks. But due to the age difference, they will be the one in charge of the relationship. They are very caring and giving. They just know how to love deeply and dont easily double date. They also give so much and spend on their guy

Another thing I observe is that, they hate lies. You can easily deceive them as their trust and love is so deep. They can also cry for your love.

Unlike the who will cry becos your money and cars..

Image: Google source.

Not only you bro ..mine is worse ever since my ex gf left me for another guy I said I won't love again but I later found a beautiful gf that's loyal and truthful ...I just can't stop thinking about her ...am think we are spiritually attacked ...she's the one for me tho ...I never knew someone could love a girl like this...I gat ur back bro

Miravik900:
Hello nairalanders I have this girl we just started dating a couple of weeks ago our relationship hasn't been that cool we are having trust issues I don't trust her because I have this feeling that girls are cheats just 2 days ago I found out she is still talking to her ex and maybe in a month or two she will start schooling at a far distance uni I talked to her about it if our relationship would continue as she wants to start schooling she said no issues but I don't feel secure she is a fresh student my guys are telling me that should your girlfriend get enrolled in a uni forget about her I don't just know what to do I'm confused because as at now I think I love her very much and I'm scared to lose her please help me

Lol didn't say that bro ......

Miravik900:
So your Iphone 11 means girls will not leave you? Think well bro.phone is nothing

Badboibipo:
The worst thing that ever happened to my ego is knowing girls can admire my face and still reject me. That shit bruised my ego. My entire life I felt like Superman because I knew girls derived joy in looking at my face, and I felt like any girl I ever approach will be thanking me for approaching her. But as I’m getting older , I don’t know if it’s age or whatever but I’m starting to make peace with the idea that I can be admired by girls and still get rejected by them. This singular fact has destroyed my ego, and in as much as people still admire me I don’t sincerely feel attractive inside anymore. I guess this is what normalcy feels like

same here op..when I was in secondary school I was bloody handsome and attractive..I had almost 20 girls crushing on me ..but immediately I left school I hadn't even met any girl that confronted me and said she likes me unlike before... to worsen it up upon all my cuteness my gf left me for a yahoo boy last 3 weeks ...now me sef don launch my iPhone 11 ..likedis now make i see who wan steal my babe...but I miss those days when I was super attractive kai this life Na turn by turn

No wonder so this what they normally do ..one of my friend who bought an iPhone 13 pro max .. he's camera ain't even clearer than my normal iphone 11 ..my iPhone zooms better than his...so this what he bought

benjackugo:
https://instagram.com/stories/ericanlewedim/2907772327662125648?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

I swear Erica Na fine girl see fresh legs
..kai kiddwaya u miss

Say Na offline

fman:
All those dating apps
Na billing platforms.
Chat any girl
Next thing na billing.
That is why I prefer offline dating.
I walk up to them on the streets and ask them out

Wetin be her name abeg

Na dat girl wey more dan 26 nairalanders don fvck. Dat girl fine even as she be keziah.

Deicide:
Samsung I was using Note 8 before though.

lol u don upgrade congrats to u .. although I have iphone se 2020 but I use redmi for opera mini and other things since iphone too dey put security for everywhere