₦airaland Forum

waistbead:
Wahala no fit finish for this life A guy on the other thread said he can't wife a 32yrs old lady that ticks all his boxes,because she's an evening newspaper.He should come and read what morning newspaper is doing o!

Age has nothing to do with maturity....

We the single men of nigeria say no to evening newspaper,we can't wife evening newspaper..

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM



SOME MAD GIRLS CAN B PRETTY. ESPECIALLY DOES MAD YOUNG GIRLS. E GET 1 FOR MY AREA WEY DE HUNGRY ME TO NACK. SHE IS VERY CUTE, SLIM WIT FINE LIPS.. SOMETIMES I DO TALK TO HER WEN PASSING BY AND SHE WILL ANSWER ME. I SWEAR MY DICKSON DE ALWAYS RISE 4 DAT MAD GIRL.. DER WAS A TIME SHE WAS SITTING DOWN SOME WER CLOSE TO OUR COMPOUND GATE. I HAD TO COME OUT AND B LOOKING AT HER TILL SHE LEFT DAT PLACE. SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE MEETING HER IN A LONELY BUSH OR AREA. I WILL NOT FORCE HER BUT I WILL TELL HER DAT I LIKE HER AND I WANT TO NACK HER BCUS ANY TIME I TALK TO HER SHE RESPOND LIKE A NORMAL PESIN. DER WAS A TIME SHE WAS SMOKING CIGARETTE AND I ASK HER, SO NA ONLY U DE ENJOY UR SMOKE, SHE RESPOND, OYA COME TAKE. I JUST TOLD HER TO CARRY ON.


WTF MAN

Chai,mad men full nairaland o

Who Sabi tribalism pass Igbos..Una own too much

Werin you want do with woman of 32 years old,when she want start to born..if she born 7 Years old pikin,she go be almost 40 yrs old o..Find a younger lady and marry..

Here in the north we see 32 years old women as old women

Lastly never take an advice that has to do with relationship from a woman...

Avoid evening newspaper

Dreytonisback:
The day I took my son and daughter to school
I made it clear to all the teachers , I use God beg una
Make una no beat my children oo, just punish them instead
Else I go kill person

I made that clear and they respect that ..

Lights up my kpoli in peace

So you light kpoli inside the school

Allah soldier doing the work of Allah....

Mariangeles:
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For wetin na? Com'on getout!

Ok mama nairaland

Go online and ask what attract men to prostitutes,then act like one to your man..Be his prostitute..


You also have what those prostitutes have...

Crypto gave me my first million naira

This woman is 50 years old...

Female Mohammadian Islamic Terrorist trying to mock Christian faith.

Anambra

DarkJeddi:
Lol..

You mean the one you have been waiting for..

Since eternity?

Are you tired of eating his flesh and blood?

U will need Jesus someday

DarkJeddi:
Yeah..

Better food eba and ọha soup..

No be the blood and flesh of your imaginary Savior..

Na Jesu provide that food for you, thank m..

DarkJeddi:
Lol..

See who dey talk?

The one spewing saliva at the mouth..

Because his darling imaginary Jesus was called out?

Oponu..

No go find work..

No cry my boi..hope say u Dan eat

Islamic mohammadian headslamming soldiers...

DarkJeddi:
Yeah..

Jesus pikin..

We are waiting for you to go on a bombing spree..

Hypocrite..

If F00ls like you were Muslim..

You would be worst than Bokoharam and Al Qaeda.

E pain the bastard

DarkJeddi:
Another Nigerian religious HYPOCRITE..

Are you now fighting for your popstar Jesus?

Waiting for you to start bombing infidels..

For disrespecting your imaginary lord and saviour.

Another bastard with a dark brain

Faller:
Stealing Phones by January

During Valentine they'll steal people's girlfriends

Easter - They'll try to steal Jesus' body

By December they'll start stealing Christmas Fowl.

During Ramadan they'll steal Ram....


All these thieves wetin be una problem sef.



Just because you don't have a father doesn't give you the right to open your toilet and insult other people's father..... You're supposed to be smarter than this...well I guess smartness doesn't run in the family...And about what I wrote up there, I wasn't expecting it to make sense to a thief.....

You are a bastard, next time mind the things you say ...If you have a father you will not disrespect that great name"JESUS"

Faller:
Stealing Phones by January

During Valentine they'll steal people's girlfriends

Easter - They'll try to steal Jesus' body

By December they'll start stealing Christmas Fowl.

During Ramadan they'll steal Ram....


All these thieves wetin be una problem sef.

Na ur papa body dem want steal not Jesus

This old woman ,32?

Just watch as Muslims will support this terrorist act

sefcastle:
40k

Coldshisha:




Agbaya mumu man

His family would have held similar prestige like the Dantata, Adelekes, as 3rd Generation big man but drug abuse, betrayer , hungry attitude, pettiness ruined their names


.

Who Sabi Ur family name

Women always appearing naked on social media

Stupid mother....

compton11:
Islam my nigga!

Believe in oneness of God
Be good to your both parents
Be good to orphans, widow, travellers
Pay zakat to the poor
Don't talk human as God

And so on

Is better for me to be an atheist than practice that religion of terrorist

Wahala for who born female pikin

Only hotels,beer parlor and clubs full east...

You want to eat a dead chicken Nawaooo

Iliya1520:
kai Allah ya kiyaye, one thing surprised me with Christianity there is no any code of dress in all the religion so that a member can put into any dress to enter church. it will not be surprised she may enter church with this dress and dance once the front of podium.

Bloody mohammadian terrorist