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Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: They Planned To Use Prostitutes To Set Me Up Before Killing Me by vibratingpenis: 11:30pm On Jan 03, 2022
jmoore:
He messed up and you started attacking him. That's good. Every reasonable Nigerian knows Buhari has failed to fight terrorism. Too much borrowing with nothing significant to show for it. Corruption is still on the high side.


But the Nnamdi Kanu you are now portraying as a Messiah, did he not mess up? Why didn't you attack Nnamdi Kanu?

When Nnamdi Kanu called all Igbo women prostitutes, did you attack Nnamdi Kanu?
When Nnamdi Kanu promised to bring the head of Buhari, did you attack Nnamdi Kanu?
When Nnamdi Kanu ordered his boys to enter bush and plan on how to attack Nigerian police/army, did you attack Nnamdi Kanu?


Hypocrite is an understatement to define Mbaka. Anyone that keeps quiet while Nnamdi Kanu was unleashing evil in Igboland is a friend of the devil.
I don't understand, is it mbaka or nnamdi kanu that you are attacking? All these mark of the beast people sef.
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by vibratingpenis: 7:19pm On Jan 03, 2022
Godmademan:
what if they are willing to risk it
Oga its like the opium you guys are overdosing on is too potent and toxic to human brain than the one mohammed was hallucinating on to scribble that hopeless terror manual you call quoran and islam. Keep hallucinating, you'll soon start playing whot at the middle of express with your fellow terrorist opium abuser.
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by vibratingpenis: 7:14pm On Jan 03, 2022
GodIsBiafran:
I am not a Muslim but all of you on this thread supporting America because of religion should think twice. If you are okay with America killing a foreign official simply because they have disagreements, then just know that one day American will kill a public official you like and when that happens there will be no one available to defend you.
Whenever you guys start with am not a muslim I already know the bullshit talk you guys are about to vomit.
Oga show yourself and be proud of your nonsense terrorist religion please.
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by vibratingpenis: 7:10pm On Jan 03, 2022
God1000:
nonsense, why did Donald trump back down after Iran retaliated with ballistic missiles that destroyed US air force base in irag?
Missile that hit empty field near the base?
Why is it that when terrorism and violence is involved it will be as if your brains are short circuited?
Missile that had incorrect navigation to start with.
Useless islamic terrorists.
I keep saying it that instead of me to be a muslim I'd rather worship a packet of cabin.
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by vibratingpenis: 7:07pm On Jan 03, 2022
abeeee:
Name the countries Iran has sponsored terrorist to

Name them
Have you heard of hezbollah or you just want us to start opening your terrorist islamic yash here?
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill Augustine Ekanem In Akwa Ibom After Snatching His Car by vibratingpenis: 12:28pm On Jan 03, 2022
NaijaCoverBlog:
Na Where Man dey work, na there him dey chop
Abi?
It is good you were honest unlike some that will try to sugarcoat it.
SportsRe: Lukaku Changes Social Media Bio After Been Dropped For The Liverpool Game by vibratingpenis: 8:42am On Jan 03, 2022
Great100000:
If this bag of beans try this with Jose Mou, na academy he go end up till he leave the club
And Jose no go let am be be sold oo, na just reserve he go dump the guy. I just love jose I swear. He no dey get too much talk with stupid players. I feel Tuchel go still drop the guy for him ranking.
SportsRe: Lukaku Changes Social Media Bio After Been Dropped For The Liverpool Game by vibratingpenis: 8:29am On Jan 03, 2022
Ha
PoliticsRe: Onuesoke: Buhari Has A Penchant For Disappointing Nigerians Every New Year by vibratingpenis: 8:28am On Jan 03, 2022
juman:
Now they are shouting southern man should be next president.
Do they forget that in recent past two southerners were president for fourteen years and failed woefully.

Let us try a christian northern man as president.
Let have a change from usual.
Why not we just divide this country let everyone be in peace. Split the assets, the liabilities, the debt and all worth not make all man rest.

Don't you think it is the best start?
PoliticsRe: Onuesoke: Buhari Has A Penchant For Disappointing Nigerians Every New Year by vibratingpenis: 8:24am On Jan 03, 2022
Vulture griller, is that you?


ILoveDemMANNA:
Na dem.
Mumu chieftain in pains.
No more corrupt money.
Criminals, thieves and looters everywhere
[quote author= post=90012691]Edolites, here comes your next governor.

Anything Osho Baba touches becomes GOLD .

The facts are there loud and clear!!

Argue with your Atiku, the Cameroonian![/quote]

PoliticsRe: Mbaka: I Never Asked Anyone To Vote For Buhari by vibratingpenis: 8:11am On Jan 03, 2022
ubimagos:
Na who be Christian! It is better for me to be a Muslim like Buhari than GEJ type of a Christian.
Instead of me to be a muslim, I'd rather worship packet of cabin biscuit.
EducationRe: Autopsy Result Of Sylvester Oromoni Junior Has Been Released (photos) by vibratingpenis: 2:04pm On Jan 02, 2022
Northernblood5:
Those Children that committed this crime are evil and must be weeded off the society.

As a Boy back then, Due to how strongly i am built, i hated engaging in fights because I hated seeing blood or seeing someone else in pain due to minor issue.

But for these little boys to have a strong mind and force this small boy to drink poison(Chemical) , that means that Doom awaits the community they came from. This is How Shekau, Adolf Hitler started and due to they were not weeded off, people suffered and died for it.
Shekau started because of islam, make we no dey deceive ourselves abeg.
HealthRe: How Long Did It Take To Break Your 2022 New Year Resolution by vibratingpenis: 1:58pm On Jan 02, 2022
NovesaTillie:
Sorry about that sis.
It's still possible to go with your new resolution..
One bottle of Pepsi won't stop you..
I'm rooting for you..
I used to experience a very bad waist pain and when I urinate, ants will feast on it. Ever since I stopped taking it, I feel like a new baby.
So I'm behind you.
How fine girls like una go dey carry infection dey walka about. Nawaooo!!!
CultureRe: Oba Saliu Adetunji Is Dead! Olubadan Of Ibadan Dies At 93 by vibratingpenis: 1:14pm On Jan 02, 2022
ThatFairGuy1:
Nothing like ile Ife GUY, have some respect for our king undecided

To your question, it's in this order.

1. Ooni of Ife.
2. Alaafin of Your.

Olubadan comes but not even third, fourth or fifth Among Oba's ranking in Yoruba land
People with sense already answered and cleared me very intelligently. So you are conscious of respect? Respect goes in two ways guy, you can't be insulting others and be shouting respect when lt comes to you. He who lives in a glass house throws no stone. Anyway, manage your bmc 30k because january dey long wella make you no go thief out of hunger.
CultureRe: Oba Saliu Adetunji Is Dead! Olubadan Of Ibadan Dies At 93 by vibratingpenis: 10:57am On Jan 02, 2022
Please somebody should clearify the differences between these monarchs; the ile ife guy, oba of oyo that one that marries woman every second and this one now. Which one is greater and the over all.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill Augustine Ekanem In Akwa Ibom After Snatching His Car by vibratingpenis: 12:46pm On Jan 01, 2022
NaijaCoverBlog:
We Cover Everything In Nigeria Via
Especially bad news, when it will happen to you na so another person go carry am.
CrimeRe: Man Gets 70 Strokes Of Cane For Stealing Keke Tyres In Bayelsa by vibratingpenis: 12:39pm On Jan 01, 2022
Him get luck.
PoliticsRe: New Year: Yahaya Bello Remains Only Avenue For Youth Takeover -Bello Ambassadors by vibratingpenis: 12:33pm On Jan 01, 2022
Chimaokigwe:
You must be a pauper.
Na so them dey sell their destinies and that of their unborn children because of atachiri money.
Bunch of fools.
PoliticsRe: New Year: Yahaya Bello Remains Only Avenue For Youth Takeover -Bello Ambassadors by vibratingpenis: 12:21pm On Jan 01, 2022
The real face of the hypocrite

[quote author= post=90012691]Edolites, here comes your next governor.

Anything Osho Baba touches becomes GOLD .

The facts are there loud and clear!!

Argue with your Atiku, the Cameroonian![/quote]Una don start again...
No be this fool use bail out money for civil servants go put for bank to yield profit; no be juju plus witchcraft plus wickedness of highest order.

May God handle the affairs of these his campaigners and their families the way this man is handling kogi state.

PhonesRe: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by vibratingpenis:
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Christianity EtcRe: Desmond Tutu: Body Of South African Hero To Be Aquamated by vibratingpenis: 11:52pm On Dec 31, 2021
tuna85:
Islam, no doubt is a complete way of life.

Proper ways of burying a Muslim have been clearly outlined. No need for cremation or aquamation.

Muslims, let's be proud of what we have. Steadfastness and guidance are very important.
You forgot to add terrorism, rapery, banditry, child penising, robbing caravans, etc, so numerous to mention
IslamRe: Why Muslims do not celebrate non-muslim festivals? by vibratingpenis: 1:00pm On Dec 31, 2021
hert2020:
All these Islamaphobes. Why come on a muslim forum to insult unless you are insecure. So because Mo Salah celebrates xmas, all muslims should follow him blindly? We follow the teachings of the Quran and not a man. Don't judge the religion by the actions of few but by its teachings.
Problem is that many people are ignorant about Islam and look for any thing to hate.
Will shock them to know that Islam is growing worldwide.
As your lunatic prophet mohammed was a rapist and penising helpless 6 year old aisha, will you also emulate him or is it your demonic allah that promised every terrorist 72 virgins that he already fingered that you will follow, which amongst them you chronic hypocrites?
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Man Makes Street Beggar Kiss Him Before Giving Her Money Sparks Outrage by vibratingpenis: 10:48pm On Dec 09, 2021
drizslim:
A viral video of a man insisting that a child beggar kiss him before giving her money has sparked an outrage on social media

In the video that is currently serving rounds online and stirred reactions, the man was seen requesting for a kiss from a female child before giving her 1 Cedi

The little girl who wanted the money badly obliged and kissed the man, although she looked uncomfortable

Reacting to the video an Instagram user @nanaquame990 wrote, “This is not funny at all. In as much as the kid may be bad, the man is very irresponsible. How can you do this ? This is gross and irritating

@anthounma, “If two adults have consented to exchange their needs what is wrong about it? You need my hard earned Covid-19 money and I need your kiss, there was an offer and a willing acceptance! We all have our needs and priorities in life. Once she is not underage, there is nothing wrong with the mutually accepted exchange

Watch video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tP_JG0XBQg
See it now, na hopeless headslammers worshipping one lunatic allah. Was this not what mohammed was doing and started penising aisha @ 6 years, now his gang of terrorist urchins are now carrying on his rapist legacy.

What will this idiot gain from sexually harassing a minor, though I can't help these mohammedans even if they are dieing cos na still with that your money dem go use stab you dagger when their terrorists imams ask them to do the work of allah. I tell them to go meet buhari their brother after'all Nigeria, buhari or any of the muslims have never contributed anything meaningful in my life.
Disgusting headslammers
Shameless and worthless mohammed
Imbecilic allah.
PoliticsRe: Police Accused Of Shooting Bello Shakiru, A Truck Driver (Pictures) by vibratingpenis: 10:34pm On Dec 09, 2021
Successkay12:
Pls try and ask your parents about your childhood maybe u might have fell down from the stairs when u are young... Mumu pikin
At least he was not born through abortion in a chemist store like your single mother did while in her olosho business.
PoliticsRe: Police Accused Of Shooting Bello Shakiru, A Truck Driver (Pictures) by vibratingpenis: 10:30pm On Dec 09, 2021
yahmohy27:
Mumu number one
Oga kpata kpata
If not for your papa mumu him for don mix the sperm wey dem take born you with acid drink am, at least my now malnutrition for no go dey kill am and him for no born a lunatic and a born by accident.
PoliticsRe: Police Accused Of Shooting Bello Shakiru, A Truck Driver (Pictures) by vibratingpenis: 10:28pm On Dec 09, 2021
HarryGedges:
How I wish the family members, friends, employers etc of lekki phantom killings can be bold enough to come out like this.

It'll spare us all the mysteries angry
Don't be surprised they've all been threatened, a classic example is the hunt for that dj girl cos of where she stood and never compromised; if she had been in Nigeria by now she may have assassinated her via herdsmen kidnapping method.
ProgrammingRe: Which Is Better : Laptop Or Desktop For Programming by vibratingpenis: 6:11pm On Dec 09, 2021
asalimpo:
@ITbomb ur reply is informative. Thing is the sellers will never giv honest feedback and mor ppl buy hp cuz theyve got servce centers in d country. Didnt think theyre products cud b so crappy. Without feedback the alternative is to learn from (mostly) ugly regrettable experience. To think tht zinox laptop cud b so praised. I read of lenovo havg outstandg battery life.Heard bad things spoken abt toshiba.
My criteria are battery life and durability. Would a 6/9 cell battery cut it? What about Dell and acer lappies how do they stack up?
@seun
i get your point.
Extra monitor,keyboard,mouse
seems essential on a laptop.
But then that makes it more and more of a desktop except tht it is portable.
Is zinox still making laptops? I can remember them when it was them supplying laptops to schools then that they made laptop compulsory in UNN apart from that, zinox is one low model entry level laptop.

My experience with toshiba then is that one of their rams is soldered to the motherboard and when it has problem, you can't swap it condemning the whole system.

Lenovo have good laptops. All brands must have low models that will 4k up depending on the user.
ProgrammingRe: Which Is Better : Laptop Or Desktop For Programming by vibratingpenis: 6:06pm On Dec 09, 2021
ITbomb:
I don't know why people keep going for HP in spite of numerous keyboard complaints, screen and battery.

I'm not saying you are using HP but go for a good laptop like Lenovo not those fancy gleaming box of crap.

I'm still using my Zinox laptop bought in 2011, the keyboard is still clear and firm in spite of hard gaming, screen is bright battery has reduced to 1 hour 30mins after 4 years meanwhile my friend's hp is peeling and keyboard is rub off, battery is 2 minutes.

Go for Lenovo or Toshiba or probably Dell,
Maybe you have issues with hp but am using hp that is almost 3 or 4 years that I got from my mother cos mine is not fine again. The laptop is still functioning well with intel core i3 though. Every electronics gadget will last as much you care for it. I can't understand what you are talking about concerning hp.

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