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CrimeRe: Land Agent Dies In Detention At Ilorin Correctional Facility by vibratingpenis: 8:10am On May 11, 2024
Na all these agents like one victor in Egbeda that feels that doesn't know that pricing doesn't sour. That we shall still visit him and he will loose guard by then, nobody will find him though for a case to be established, he won't have the leisure of going to prison.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Leave Host Community In Ruins - Tinubu Warns Lithium Investors by vibratingpenis: 7:29am On May 11, 2024
A plus for Nigeria only if it is not audio because I can't understand why they are led by people who need 2 to enter ordinary federal schools.
PoliticsRe: Debt Service Gulps 70% Of Dollar Outflow In Q1 by vibratingpenis: 7:26am On May 11, 2024
helinues:
But majority of the serviced debt wasn't obtained by this government
But by who this government brought which you actively supported and same party, and this government continued the borrowing without abating.

So hell anal lying, which other excuse please?
CrimeRe: Prophet Oluronbi Jailed 34 Years For Raping Female And Male Church Members by vibratingpenis:
grin
PoliticsRe: Police Take Over Rivers Assembly Complex by vibratingpenis: 7:21am On May 11, 2024
alphaNomega:
you are forgetting the ,ilitary and naval are properly trained in the oil bunkering business so a state of emergency in rivers state will not do anything. Infact it will even help wike move his government house seat with him in abuja cheesy

dey talk state of emergency as if na threat... this is nigeria my good friend

wike na the baddest politician after buhari

Buhari: President and minister of petroleum
Wike: FCT Minister and 3rd term governor of Rivers state

cheesy
Which military is trained?

Are you a muslim?

I want to check something.
PoliticsRe: Police Take Over Rivers Assembly Complex by vibratingpenis: 7:18am On May 11, 2024
Indispensable85:
I talk am say na children full here. They know nothing about their country's history. Go and read your books or ask questions.
So you now agree Nigeria is lawless and you and I are in support of it.
PoliticsRe: Police Take Over Rivers Assembly Complex by vibratingpenis:
grin
PoliticsRe: Fubara issues Executive Order relocating legislative sittings to Govt House by vibratingpenis: 10:35pm On May 10, 2024
firearcher:
Can the executive arm of government order the legislative arm with regards to where to sit?
Can the governor issue an executive order binding on the legislative arm?
Those that would have objected to it have to vacate the court orders mandating them not to parade themselves as lawmakers.

Are you getting the gist now, he is still within the ambience of the law, those remaining lawmakers will be happy to have their gatherings in the governor's proposed area.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 10:12pm On May 10, 2024
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You see why I don't take anyone serious, I am not judging you oo, but you See how the fraud of government is favouring you, tomorrow same fraud will favour another person, ogun may mistakenly kiss you if you ever judge it as corruption
EducationRe: "Introduce Tuition Fees In Federal Universities" - Sonny Echono by vibratingpenis: 9:24pm On May 10, 2024
But allocating billions to buying frivolous Toyota Prado ain't expensive?

nairalanda1:
Educaiton is expensive. It's a sad truth




I will answer your question by saying education is expensive.

And in response to your cursing....may you recieve all that you desire for in tenfold.

Good evening. cheesy
BusinessRe: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by vibratingpenis: 8:45pm On May 10, 2024
Kukutente23:
And you think Tinubu will suffer for it more than you and your family abi

How old are you?
Aren't you praising balabu again?
Don't change stance make ogun no kill you.
EducationRe: "Introduce Tuition Fees In Federal Universities" - Sonny Echono by vibratingpenis: 4:56pm On May 10, 2024
nairalanda1:
Yes, he is right.

(If you want to quote me to abuse me, you will be reported to the moderators. You can be mature about disagreeing with me. Thank you. I will not abuse you in return)

The harsh truth is that funding our universities is a difficult thing. IN 2009, ASUU and government signed an agreement. BY 2013, the money had not been paid, and by 2018, about less than one third of the money promised had been paid...and that's it.

IN 2018, the then VC of ABU, Zaria, gave a speech. IN the speech he stated that his overheads were 600million for the year. Government gave him 120 million and told him to find the rest of the money...like how? That is how he ended up saying ....you want cambridge level, charge cambridge level fees.

You cannot pay fees less than 200000 and expect quality worth 2billion naira. It is not possible. I know that most of us are poor....and so forth, but the thing is, unviersites cost money. Too much money to run, to pay teachers and other staff, to buy equipment. Our universites are in an atrocious state, and paying such low fees, and then pretending we can reach the level of a Harvard or Oxford is a joke. The oil money we have, even if we fight corruption, cannot raise our universites to high level, without us spending over half our budget on the thing.

Yes, our fathers went to university for free...back when there were less than 7 universites with about 4000 students or less. Govt then could manage. Today, the numbers are going up.

God knows I hate the Tinubu loan scheme, and I know it would fail, but what are the alternatives? Taxation, we no gree. Punish corruptuion, we gree...until it is our side (See how people were angry at the US senate for going after GEJ, AND I know how BAT People get annoyed when bullion vans and drug money is mentioned, and then Obi and Pandora and money in the car...and then Atiku own self...lol)...then we no go gree. Pay ASUU their money, we no gree. Diversify the economy, we no gree. Industrialise, we no gree.

Either we find 30 trillion naira every year. or more for education alone, or we just accept that tuition fees is all that is left. Nigeria is a broke nation. The corruption makes it worse. And even if we fought the corruption AS WE SHOULD...it would still not be enough.


You can bleat your threats all to your throat but the truth is that you are an insensitive hypocrite, I didn't use cuss words that you are scared off, read the trailing quote to know why I said so.





If you don't answer those questions, I will now say thunder fire you, but remember I've not said it, I will say it when you don't answer.


Racoon:
They can renovate presidential lodge/NASS with billions. Budget billions for a presidential Yatch. Budget billions for SUVs for the NASS but the FG that facilitate all these executive recklessness have no provision to freely fund education for its citizens. Terrible!
PoliticsRe: Sadiq Gadah: Kano APC Influencer Accused Of Killing Colleague, Bello Bukar Adamu by vibratingpenis: 4:46pm On May 10, 2024
Did they apply super glue to his lips.
RomanceRe: Working At A Lodge Will Make You Fear Dating by vibratingpenis: 4:44pm On May 10, 2024
MindHacker9009:
Don't mind the guy, he thinks paying an olosho the do what he wants is how he leads women.
He is only leading Hepatitis and syphilis.
RomanceRe: Working At A Lodge Will Make You Fear Dating by vibratingpenis: 4:41pm On May 10, 2024
bitbillionaire:
Putting your picture here while discussing this type sensitive issue makes you appear naive and unwise. And your monika even carry your real name!

Do you know if your boss is on nairaland? Or don't know the calibre of people that are on nairaland, do you? If i were you boss reading this post you would lose your job with immediate effect.

Better face your job there. If you don't like the job just resign.
Fornicating machine.
RomanceRe: Working At A Lodge Will Make You Fear Dating by vibratingpenis:
iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] For God's sake, it's the 21st century. By now, we should have done away with inane idealogies like marriage, fidelity, virginity and sh**t... The Creator who made humanity is more interested in evolution, that is, moving the human species to the next millennium.Being too emotionally invested in the infallibility of marriage and fidelity in our time won't get us anywhere.[/color]
Quit colos brother, your brain is shrinking from the smoke.
RomanceRe: Working At A Lodge Will Make You Fear Dating by vibratingpenis: 4:38pm On May 10, 2024
Reminderz:
are you just waking up to reality?... I'm beginning to hate hearing the statement "fear women".... that statement is for weak men who are naive in the game, for those who understand the nature of women, they know women need not to be feared if you play your game well.. understand women, know how they are wired then you have nothing to fear... real men don't fear women, they lead them...
You go smoke expired loud finish and be saying nonsense everywhere, until they catch you beat you, you stay one place.
CelebritiesRe: Your First Salary Belongs To Your Father, Not Pastor - Actor Kanayo by vibratingpenis: 4:29pm On May 10, 2024
Gajagojo:
Your opinion which you are entitled to
That is your right. You have freedom of speech to say anything you like whether it makes sense or not
You have no obligation to make sense
Stale, you just a greedy hostile hypocrite.
PoliticsRe: Individuals Not Required By Law To Pay 0.05% Levy; CBN Should Apologise - Falana by vibratingpenis: 1:38pm On May 10, 2024
OmokoMo
CelebritiesRe: Your First Salary Belongs To Your Father, Not Pastor - Actor Kanayo by vibratingpenis: 1:37pm On May 10, 2024
kingsways:
Please people should dabbling into spiritual matters they know nothing about..Your earthly father is NOT your God.

Your first salary belongs to God, who is your Heavenly Father. You are not giving it to the Pastor, you are giving it to God.

You can give your second salary to your earthly father if you so wish but certainly not the first.

Your earthly father probably didn’t give you the job, and doesn’t have what it takes to make you excel in and keep the job
Is it spirituality or stupidity for someone to be dragging other people's Money in the name of God.
If God gave me the job aNd money, it is Him alone I should be offering it back to Him directly not through anyone.
CelebritiesRe: Your First Salary Belongs To Your Father, Not Pastor - Actor Kanayo by vibratingpenis: 1:33pm On May 10, 2024
Obainomilano:
again that is not our culture...u can go to America and practice that since u have no regard for ur parents
Why are you guys myopic, why are you using a phone made in another country, yes Graham Bell is from which country, why war you using it in Nigeria from your warped logic, hypocrites, in case you are handicapped in your sense, he said, how you spend your salary is your sole decision meaning if he likes he will give his parents or not, what if he is an orphan, do you know how he and what he passed through growing up.

You guys should quit being self centered and selfish.
CelebritiesRe: Your First Salary Belongs To Your Father, Not Pastor - Actor Kanayo by vibratingpenis: 1:26pm On May 10, 2024
Gajagojo:
You can only speak for yourself within he context of your family and how you were brought up
No one can and no one should prescribe to you

You cannot prescribe for anyone
If people decide to do different from you for religious or cultural reasons that is their choice which they are entitled to just like you are to yours
You both are saying same thing, only that yours had colouring of dismision to his personal opinion.
RomanceRe: The Conversation I Had With My Fiancée Last Night by vibratingpenis: 12:01pm On May 10, 2024
muyico:
this is Nigeria lazy youth buhari is talking abt! plz stay away from my daughter? or else ? I will shoot ur legs
What if he kills you before you shoot, he will still Bleep your daughter that is now an orphan. Don't train your daughter to me self sufficient and confident, be looking for an inlaw you'll use as retirement package.
PoliticsRe: Prince Harry, Meghan To Arrive Abuja Friday, Visit Wounded Nigerian Soldiers by vibratingpenis: 11:21am On May 10, 2024
Sweetcho:
Stop being so bitter, another person stated they are highlighting the plight of wounded soldiers worldwide, of they had skipped naija you would also have something to say, Chale if you can do something to help your country or yourself gwan and start instead of complaining about their visit, lobby your politicians to do good the problems of naija are there before Harry was born
Because I replied you abi, born By mistake and a sorry product of low quality condom.
RomanceRe: Man Holds Traditional Marriage Just To Sleep With 'Hard To Get' Lady, Dumps Her by vibratingpenis:
pointblank247:
Fact is that some demons have been mistaken for human beings.

But the guy that has to marry a lady just to fvck and dump her is not only a simp but also a fool. You spent about a million just to bang kpekus wey I dey smash any how. I see it as the highest level of simping. If your game is tight you can have sex any time you want it. Se is dirt cheap. Meeeen sex is now over available.
Na lie, he used what he had to get what he wanted, that was to have sex, what of those politicians that spend 10 million on hookup girls, isn't enough to marry two women?

You guys are just pained unnecessarily and consoling yourself on her behalf.
RomanceRe: Man Holds Traditional Marriage Just To Sleep With 'Hard To Get' Lady, Dumps Her by vibratingpenis: 11:16am On May 10, 2024
DaddyCoool:
Sooo, u advising ladies to stay with their men, and meanwhile advising men to look 4 better options.. Weh done.

Meanwhile explain how "mental, emotional damage and shame" can result from a FOOL spending all his time and money on marriage just to have sex with you. Same sex u enjoyed as much as him, and have enjoyed with others 4 free (or even "paid" them 4 it, as the case may be!)
What are you even saying, didn't you see where they wrote that she almost went mad?

Keep consoling yourself on her behalf.

We Move.
PoliticsRe: Prince Harry, Meghan To Arrive Abuja Friday, Visit Wounded Nigerian Soldiers by vibratingpenis: 10:38am On May 10, 2024
Sweetcho:
Whose mama what are you talking about?
Actually the grandma, Queen Eliza
PoliticsRe: Prince Harry, Meghan To Arrive Abuja Friday, Visit Wounded Nigerian Soldiers by vibratingpenis: 7:30am On May 10, 2024
Sweetcho:
Those saying they should go back to their country need to stop disgracing themselves and worry about things that are directly affecting them. Don't you know its a boost for tourism in your country get a grip. I hope they have a beautiful enjoyable visit
The mama came here and drank tea of trillions of naira, now our currency in dollars with inflation affecting bread, maybe na 60 billion dollars.
PoliticsRe: Prince Harry, Meghan To Arrive Abuja Friday, Visit Wounded Nigerian Soldiers by vibratingpenis: 7:23am On May 10, 2024
They will drink tea of 300 billion dollars
PoliticsRe: ‘Even The Prophets Went To Prison’ – Sirika Comforts Himself In Court by vibratingpenis: 5:01am On May 10, 2024
Remman:
I don't know if Muhammad was sent to prison once in his life as he's the greatest and last prophet of Muslims.

So can he at least be specific about the Muslim prophets (peace be upon them) that were in prison siting the quran?
Which last prophet, last prophet from where?

He is no jew but a dirty arab, so what made him a prophet, that jews rejected him as a prophet, why would he attach himself to the jews, no wonder you guys want to kill off all jews to Islamise the prophets we know in the bible where the forged gibberish quoran was taken from 600 years later.

Peter Obi and Nnamdi Kanu is greater than prophet mohammed, at least they weren't raping women.
PoliticsRe: ‘Even The Prophets Went To Prison’ – Sirika Comforts Himself In Court by vibratingpenis: 4:56am On May 10, 2024
Remman:
By prophets who went to prison does he mean Christian prophets or Jews or muslem?
He is a muslim so he meant the paedophile when he was caught pants down with toddler.
PoliticsRe: Fubara A Small Man, I Dare You To Do Your Worst - Enemi Alabo George by vibratingpenis: 4:51am On May 10, 2024
AAAA67:
Hmmmmmmmmm.
So unfortunate the unveiling situation in Rivers State.
Despite the Presidents intervention, the governor thinks he owns the state.
Anyway, the state is still part of the country.
Let's see how it ends.
So it is the president that owns rivers state abi?

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