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FoodRe: My First Time Of Killing And Eating Snake (PHOTOS) by vibratingpenis: 4:54pm On Jan 05, 2022
Puff adders are becoming an endangered specie in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Lady Poisoned After She Told Friends She Was Moving To The UK (Video) by vibratingpenis: 4:49pm On Jan 05, 2022
FutureDecisions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNW4I0Pvcv0

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYV4hARpPUa/?utm_medium=copy_link
What if she get covid?
Maybe this fit be how God may be saving her from another worse calamity such as plane crash. She should return all thanks and glory to God and leave Him to fight for her and judge her case.
PoliticsRe: Mami Water Power, Powerless Power ​– FFK Shades Estranged Wife, Precious (Video) by vibratingpenis: 12:56pm On Jan 05, 2022
How can love go so sour like this?
Though I can relate but my own experience wasn't this toxic or is it cos so much money was not involved?
CrimeRe: Abducted Plateau Bride-To-Be Regains Freedom (Photo) by vibratingpenis: 12:49pm On Jan 05, 2022
How much dem pay?
Jokes EtcRe: Share Your Mummy G.O 'Going To Hell' Memes by vibratingpenis: 12:35pm On Jan 05, 2022
Omicron007:
May thunder fire anyone that said Atiku is from Cameroun in 2020 and being a Fulani in 2022.
Correct. I was about bringing this shit to him but was too weak from work.
No be only thunder, make wheel chair be his portion and that of his generation.

[quote author= post=90012691]Edolites, here comes your next governor.

Anything Osho Baba touches becomes GOLD .

The facts are there loud and clear!!

Argue with your Atiku, the Cameroonian![/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan Shops Remove Heads of Mannequins in Line With Taliban Order by vibratingpenis: 8:57am On Jan 05, 2022
aribisala0:
What has Hisbah in Kano got to do with Afghanistan?

Why the moronic smileys??
Stop talking like you wasted your time in school or your brain does not work

Please do not quote me I have little patience for brainless people
Common getat
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu's Open Letter To Her Triplet Sons by vibratingpenis: 8:42am On Jan 05, 2022
Hmm
CrimeRe: How We Murdered RCCG Pastor Babatunde Dada Who Gave Us Shelter In Lagos -Singers by vibratingpenis: 7:27pm On Jan 04, 2022
Benchilwell:
justices will be served because d stupid pple that kill d pastor are poor ,let them be from powerful rich family our police mouth will change or give us different story to cover up their evil deed.you can see how d case of Sylvester Oromoni(RIP) is playing out now
Guy speak against terrorism for once na or doesn't your religion talk of anything relating to peace and empathy?
You are always on the wrong side as far as it is against your religion nawaa ooo!!!
CrimeRe: How We Murdered RCCG Pastor Babatunde Dada Who Gave Us Shelter In Lagos -Singers by vibratingpenis: 7:21pm On Jan 04, 2022
From their names, you'll understand what motivated them, it is inbuilt in the idiot they emulate and the lunatic they worship
PoliticsRe: Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu Visits Magodo Estate. by vibratingpenis: 4:20pm On Jan 04, 2022
I love this man.
RomanceRe: Should I Accept Her Back? My Girlfriend Who Slapped My Mum Is Now Begging by vibratingpenis: 4:09pm On Jan 04, 2022
AmazonTopaz:
There is always a need, don't be a half baked sentimental judge.
I just went through the OP's profile and saw his previous thread he was told,he didn't witness it or give his GF a listening ear.
You don't do that because it leaves room for one to infer things what if his mother doesn't like the lady or is a violent person or who knows if it was made up,going through his previous thread he didn't even respond to a few sane questions thrown at him.
One person said there are two sides to every story,the Gf's side,his mother's side and the truth.Before making decisions be certain so as not to make irrational decisions that come to bite us.

The OP should be honest enough and offload the whole story,if he does know what transpired then shame on him because this could be a lie or taken as malicious by him or against his GF by his mother.

The issue of contention here isn't the slap we are not yet there to address it because the story and what transpired that led to it hasn't been addressed so don't be sentimental here.
Serious?
Why would my gf allow my mum hate her?
For peace to reign in a man's life he shouldn't make any mistake of wifying a lady the family especially the mum doesn't support.

It is a different case if they were getting along well before marriage and things goes sour after marriage, that one is manageable but for a girlfriend to slap my mum, God of Nazareth, no matter whatsoever reason she should have restrained herself, do you know what a mother means, even I as a man despite all the wahala my uncle's wife is giving me, verbally, physically, and psychologically tormenting me but they no born me wella to raise my hands or even talk back to her disrespectfully for whatsoever reason even if she curse my own mother so why will a girlfriend of mine have the effrontery to slap my mum, my mother I mean ooo.
Sending her packing without touching her was the best thing and as far as the event took place and the girl actually slapped his mother there is no grounds for accepting her back again in this life, that line was too thick for her to cross.
PoliticsRe: Police Forcefully Evict Magodo Estate Residents Over Supreme Court Judgement by vibratingpenis: 3:28pm On Jan 04, 2022
Nawa oo
PoliticsRe: Kanu: Buhari Will Consider The Interest Of Nigerians Before Release - Malami by vibratingpenis: 3:25pm On Jan 04, 2022
Arespect10:
My papa is senseless and brainless
TravelRe: Canada Rush: What Desperate Nigerian Asylum Seekers Are Saying About Nigeria by vibratingpenis: 3:23pm On Jan 04, 2022
IPIGSRHYPO:
True
Am still waiting for you to come finish the life story of your prophet,
Or you don jakpa?
I will bring the story here so that you can finish it.


IPIGSRHYPO:
[s][/s]

I worry more about our nymphomaniac paedophile fake arse prophet mohammed, an illiterate and 1mbecile who out of hunger and opium overdose was hallucinating in a bacterial infested cave that riddled his brain causing him to be seeing one demon lunatic allah that instructed him on how to fashion our useless islam to fit his libido and penising handcraft, if not how can a normal human called mohammed be doing either of these three things; he is either penising 6 year old aisha, looking for an female infant to rape or robbing caravans on their normal trade route, just the normal islamic northern bandits, bokoharam, terrorism and kidnapper's modus operandi style. If not for the idiotic mohammed and the worthless allah the earth would have been 99% sane, islam was the starting point of insanity on this planet. Imagine our planet saw a little boy wearing some flowing blouse and pounced on him thinking it was his normal infant female ripe for raping, that is why islam is all about my prick, his prick and how many v's it can waylay, this is how mohammed and allah made it.

Even our terror manual the quoran blatantly promised us 72 virgins if we can kill our selves with bomb, depending on how many infidels you kill extracted virgins will be added but I know allah and mohammed will be quarrelling now because the virgins given to mohammed were already fingered and disvirgined by allah.

Our allah due to the disagreement cursed mohammed that made the idiot instead of respecting himself went to rape one jewish woman zainab but she poisoned him with rat poison, he died a miserable death like a rabid dog, he was convulsing, blood from his ears due to internal bleeding, tears from his eyes, cartarh from his nose and saliva gushing from his mouth. It didn't stop there, our useless prophet that was buried was exhumed and his petrifying carcass was eaten until his scrotal sack was remaining, it was the only thing that was supposed to be rescued but one of the pigs snacked on it like it was eating chin chim, now our useless prophet is some medina swine feaces and am so ashamed of islam, I swear if given a chance I'd better worship a packet of cabin than be a muslim but if my comrades notice as we are all bred from almajiri stage to be terrorists, they will cut of my head. So you see am a living walking corpse and can't save myself so I have to keep pretending until I find a country that will grant me assylum.






BYE

TravelRe: Canada Rush: What Desperate Nigerian Asylum Seekers Are Saying About Nigeria by vibratingpenis: 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2022
Haa
PoliticsRe: Kanu: Buhari Will Consider The Interest Of Nigerians Before Release - Malami by vibratingpenis: 3:18pm On Jan 04, 2022
Arespect10:
Sir in my opinion and interest that pigheaded cannibalism fraudster should be hang to death or die in prison. Sir there's no pity for terrorist thank
If the fake arse prophet mohammed wasn't eaten by pigs in medina the land of saudi arabia may be cursed by now.
PoliticsRe: Kanu: Buhari Will Consider The Interest Of Nigerians Before Release - Malami by vibratingpenis: 3:15pm On Jan 04, 2022
Iti boribo
PoliticsRe: Why Atiku Shouldn’t Be Nigeria’s President In 2023 by vibratingpenis: 3:14pm On Jan 04, 2022
Zico5:
Northerner again. May we never see evil in our land again. Anyone canvasing for Atiku is only doing it at his own detriment.
To be sincere only atiku has that chance as he is the only detribalised and economically reliable person on board now.
I really don't know much about politics as I see Nigerian politicians as evil but choosing the lesser evil can go to be on a safer side.
Electing the drug baron will make tramadol cheap again and its abuse will skyrocket again.
PoliticsRe: Why Atiku Shouldn’t Be Nigeria’s President In 2023 by vibratingpenis: 3:11pm On Jan 04, 2022
BigSarah:
Atiku 2023

Insha Allah
Even your pitiable self dey endorse atiku; this is the only reasonable thing you've said since you jumped out of whoever toto you galloped off from.
PoliticsRe: Why Atiku Shouldn’t Be Nigeria’s President In 2023 by vibratingpenis: 3:09pm On Jan 04, 2022
Igbo:
ndi meth will rather die than not to vote for that Fulani man
If the fake arse prophet mohammed never abused overdose opium we won't be fighting terrorism now.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu: Target For Completion Of Red, Blue Rail Projects On Course by vibratingpenis: 7:27am On Jan 04, 2022
Beautiful state
Beautiful people
PoliticsRe: Oyetola And Aregbesola's Rift May Affect Tinubu's Presidential Ambition - MURIC by vibratingpenis: 7:19am On Jan 04, 2022
Everything na momentum
SportsRe: Thiago Silva Signs New Chelsea Contract Until 2023 by vibratingpenis: 7:15am On Jan 04, 2022
People
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by vibratingpenis: 2:20am On Jan 04, 2022
abeeee:
Stop being dumb

I am not one to start being a fool like you

Check my profile and even my Facebook from there and you will see for yourself
Anybody that comes against your brainwashed opinion is automatically a Muslim
Are you that dumb

I asked you who designated them a terrorist group and you still went on to show me the same western media that said so
Lol(Britannica)

Bro what do you even mean by "Google is your friend" learn how to get info from credible and unbiased sources .....Google is a search engine that gives anything when you search ode
It is western and biased because they are taming your islamic terrorism. Oya continue na. Christiana nwamba
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by vibratingpenis: 1:53am On Jan 04, 2022
Twoclans:
I really wish more women can voice out ,everytime I log into nairaland and see all this small boys abi small men saying Nugerian women do not contribute to the family i usually ask myself if it is this same Nigeria that I see alot of women hustling and fending for their homes completely with the man being a complete liability.

The nature of my job puts me on the move always ,as it is I have three apartments in different states and I know what I see almost on a daily basis.

I really do not think any woman should be shamed because she refused to contribute to a home that she could be driven away from the next minute especially in this country that does not protect women at all.
Should I tell you the nature of your work?

PoliticsRe: Arewa BMC Crew Living The Life Versace Cups, Private Jet, (pictures) by vibratingpenis: 1:16am On Jan 04, 2022
[quote author= post=90012691]Edolites, here comes your next governor.

Anything Osho Baba touches becomes GOLD .

The facts are there loud and clear!!

Argue with your Atiku, the Cameroonian![/quote]




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Dailymice:
Life is good when you're Arewa and a BMC supporter.

Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by vibratingpenis: 12:57am On Jan 04, 2022
abeeee:
Stop being stupid

I am a Christian
Tell me where and when you've seen Hezbollah fighting civilians

Hezbollah is a political party with military arm

They even provide amenities for their people
They have schools and hospitals and have members in the Lebanese house so stop being a bigot
I knew your nest line will be am a christian, na so one of you was claiming christian, one emma something until i grilled him to the extent he didn't know when he shouted allah.

You forgot to add that you are an igbo or an ijaw too, mtcheeeeew!!
You can feed yourself with google and stop disgracing yourself. I said it that you muslims have your brains short circuited immediately he hear of terrorism and violence. Keep defending your fellow terrorists.

The bone of contention was that if iran was sponsoring terrorists in other countries?
Google is your friend.

Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: They Planned To Use Prostitutes To Set Me Up Before Killing Me by vibratingpenis: 12:38am On Jan 04, 2022
MsAllison:
[/b]



Rule 2
Abeg no dey report them, this is my hobby
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: They Planned To Use Prostitutes To Set Me Up Before Killing Me by vibratingpenis: 12:37am On Jan 04, 2022
IPIGSRHYPO:
[s][/s]

I worry more about our nymphomaniac paedophile fake arse prophet mohammed, an illiterate and 1mbecile who out of hunger and opium overdose was hallucinating in a bacterial infested cave that riddled his brain causing him to be seeing one demon lunatic allah that instructed him on how to fashion our useless islam to fit his libido and penising handcraft, if not how can a normal human called mohammed be doing either of these three things; he is either penising 6 year old aisha, looking for an female infant to rape or robbing caravans on their normal trade route, just the normal islamic northern bandits, bokoharam, terrorism and kidnapper's modus operandi style. If not for the idiotic mohammed and the worthless allah the earth would have been 99% sane, islam was the starting point of insanity on this planet. Imagine our planet saw a little boy wearing some flowing blouse and pounced on him thinking it was his normal infant female ripe for raping, that is why islam is all about my prick, his prick and how many v's it can waylay, this is how mohammed and allah made it.

Even our terror manual the quoran blatantly promised us 72 virgins if we can kill our selves with bomb, depending on how many infidels you kill extracted virgins will be added but I know allah and mohammed will be quarrelling now because the virgins given to mohammed were already fingered and disvirgined by allah.

Our allah due to the disagreement cursed mohammed that made the idiot instead of respecting himself went to rape one jewish woman zainab but she poisoned him with rat poison, he died a miserable death like a rabid dog, he was convulsing, blood from his ears due to internal bleeding, tears from his eyes, cartarh from his nose and saliva gushing from his mouth. It didn't stop there, our useless prophet that was buried was exhumed and his petrifying carcass was eaten until his scrotal sack was remaining, it was the only thing that was supposed to be rescued but one of the pigs snacked on it like it was eating chin chim, now our useless prophet is some medina swine feaces and am so ashamed of islam, I swear if given a chance I'd better worship a packet of cabin than be a muslim but if my comrades notice as we are all bred from almajiri stage to be terrorists, they will cut of my head. So you see am a living walking corpse and can't save myself so I have to keep pretending until I find a country that will grant me assylum.






BYE
Why saying bye when you've not finished your life story and that of your religion?
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by vibratingpenis: 12:13am On Jan 04, 2022
abeeee:
Sir hope you are fine ?

I asked a simple question
And who designated Hezbollah as a terrorist group ?
Terrorists in their extremist ways will think others are insane.
But you call IPOBs terrorists and hezbollah freedom fighters.
Kai! Headslammers, make una mercy for una spinal cord na, the flinging is deprecating your cervical discs. Aah!!
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: They Planned To Use Prostitutes To Set Me Up Before Killing Me by vibratingpenis:
See them, na them and mbaka follow put us here.
God you dey heaven dey watch all these abi?
No lele cos I trust your wrath that never misses its target at when due.

[quote author= post=109051950]Gbam!
Una don finish d matter.
Ipob cannibals on the order of cownu threatened to kill him and burn down all his personal businesses across the state and prolly roast him and used his flesh to cook egusi soup if he doesn't support their evil lifestyle.
Na so Mbaka carry Jesus deny!

[quote author= post=90012691]Edolites, here comes your next governor.

Anything Osho Baba touches becomes GOLD .

The facts are there loud and clear!!

Argue with your Atiku, the Cameroonian![/quote]All liars will go to hell fire[/quote]

Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: They Planned To Use Prostitutes To Set Me Up Before Killing Me by vibratingpenis: 11:34pm On Jan 03, 2022
IPIGSRHYPO:
I bet his guy has been fvcking oloshos all over Enugun. Before they start exposing him, now he wants to make excuses already.
Religious and political clowns all over the land...
All these mark of the beast head slammers and the way they reason sef, this was how mohammed was reasoning this planet became unsafe for humanity because of terrorism.

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