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This is the kind of women all these jobless feminists should emulate not born by mistakes like mercy Ike.

This one that has noting to live for except to be bragging with how hard it is to date her like the only thing she can boast of is the kind of unfortunate people who date her, she also said we should go and ask questions about her and how hard it is to date her, I was like is this olosho this serious? That is son of man will leave all we have in mind to do to go do research on how hard it is to date her? She should give us the list of married men sponsoring her then we can know where to start cos as for now she has no job or anything to show for all the wealth she thinks she has; anyway her mum did a very wonderful job raising a miracle baby like her.

I just saw her manly yash now protruding like a dinosaur that wants to lay egg.

IPIGSRHYPO:
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Sniffing gum is much more dangerous, it is gum sniffing that propagates billions of almajiris without any future in the north as they are potential gum sniffers and tramadol snorters as mohammed was busy over dosing on opium and potential terrorists and child rapers like allah. [/s]

Still barking down the wrong tree, like I said earlier, seek help.

FVCK off.

Seriously that I need help? At least am not controlled by one calamitous arse hole allah and his piglet scavenger mohammed. You need your brain formatted from the diabolic occultic idiotic barbaric and worthless religion of pieces and blood suckers, look at what the worthless religion did to afghanistan, look at what you guys are doing to yourselves up north murdering your fellow humans in the name of one nymphomaniac sadistic and blood thirsty idiot called allah.

Anyway allah invented drugs partly to recruit 1mbec1les like mohammed and smelly skunks like you to be updating his blood bank, you guys should keep killing yourselves after'all that is what we need for others to progress then you almajiris can go 4k yourselves or if your numbers are small, I heard you guys now
4k your cows and goats and those animals are giving birth to morons that now eat grass. Nincompoop and religion of dead carcasses. Thank God that your mohammed is now swimming in the large intestines of one medina pig that exhumed the idiot and ate his petrifying poisonous corpse, lest I forget I remembered read he died like a rabid dog, blood gushing from his ear, tears flowing from his eyes, catarrh from his nose and saliva foaming from his mouth that is after the giangatuan seizure that he had from the poison zainab gave him when he went to rape the young innocent girl, I really pity how painful and miserable he died. Maybe he thought that after massacring her village and husband that he can now bring out that his STI infested penis to rape the young woman, not every lady is like the promiscuous aisha that he started penising at 6 years old. Oh! Let me not forget how as a madman with his brain in the tip of his foreskin, he almost raped his fellow man because the dude was wearing a flowing gown. You idiots really covered lots of things in this you guys most useless religion islam and we are here to expose it and speak the gospel truth about it. When will you guys understand that your allah is useless and that mohammed was a simple thief and an urchin, a dirty smelly vagabond who had no future except to rape children and kill?

sonofelizabeth:
My best advice is to go for a brand new 2018 flagship phone from Samsung. With your budget, you should be able to get a Samsung galaxy note 9. Only an iPhone (X) comes close to to the experience in terms of quality. I use a Note 8 and my only regret is that I didn't switch to Samsung earlier.

When is the EOD of this samsung you just mentioned or he should be hustling custom roms that will end up messing up his experience and hating the brand in the long run.

chibros02:
Go for Samsung Galaxy A22 or Motorola E7 plus, and thank me later...typing from my moto E7 plus and am enjoying it with high profile games, with good camera

Jesus Christ!!! Do you wish good for the OP, frenemies everywhere.
A 720p display with snapdragon 420 or so and 4gb ram.
Nawa ooo people get mind for wickedness.

IPIGSRHYPO:
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Another lazy mohammedan piglet parasitic unity beggar spotted
This is their trademark, mark of the beast on the forehead cos of headslamming to a nymphomaniac god and violence as their patron saint mohammed was a violent rapist robbing robbing caravans of their wares in the middle east. [/s]

Mpuri is a hell of a drug. Seek help.

Sniffing gum is much more dangerous, it is gum sniffing that propagates billions of almajiris without any future in the north as they are potential gum sniffers and tramadol snorters as mohammed was busy over dosing on opium and potential terrorists and child rapers like allah.

eki2000:
Samsung A22 is a joy to behold, battery is so lasting that I get tired and stop pressing phone. Display in amoled is amazing, plus a very fine camera. Those saying A series are not good don't know what they want. I strongly believe that samsung is cheating themselves by producing A series of this rage, because as I dey here, I no do pass A22 or A32 level even in 7 years time.

Based on the display, a 720p display. OP just bone buy redmi note 9 pro and run from all these beautiful nonsense.

Leggodeals:
I have good redmi and Samsung within your budget. I'll hook you up with the phone engineer/expert for further enquiries and delivery guy so you get it asap. Check my signature.

Hi never even buy the phone and you are talking about phone engineer like why?

onthehill:
What Kids Did When Their Dad Told Them He Didn't Have Money To Buy Them Juice (Photo)

A dad has narrated what his kids did when they wanted their pack of juice but he told them he couldn't afford it, IgbereTV reports.

The business manager took to LinkedIn to share the story.

He explained that when the kids asked for the drink, he informed them that the only money he had with him, was to be used at a car wash where he planned to take his car.

When he came out to drive his car out, he found his kids washing his car.

Sharing photo of his children washing his car, he wrote;



He later bought them the Juice as he revealed in a conversation with one of his LinkedIn connections who had reacted to his post.

See below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1407890/kids-dad-told-didnt-money-buy-juice-photo/

Lalasticlala

Igbos naturally even from birth have hustling ingrained in their dna not some kind of people that will lazily delve into bambi ala yetum kobo maka chineke Iga amuta tata. And some of these Igbos who delve into evil practices of crime, fraud, ritual and co have stained blood, they ain't real Igbos. This is a typical example of an Igbo child.

iwaeda:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/children-mount-roadblock-on-bauchi-jos-road-to-protest-eviction-by-army/

Northerners, family business, we don't care, we moveeeee

Kobojunkie:
Why do you assume she shot herself in the foot though. I mean if I am in a relationship and I want one and only one kid, what is selfish about making that known to my partner?

From what she relayed, things were already flowing between them - he even called her "darling" - before she made her intentions known. Was she supposed to maybe wait till the night before their wedding to get it out or something? I mean when exactly will be more appropriate to let you partner know of a thing like this?

Well, they were having the conversation so he revealed what he wanted and she said what she preferred and argued for it. Isn't that how you reach agreements in any relationship?

What is wrong with a vasectomy? I read somewhere that the cost is around N 100,000 and it is reversible with less side-effects. What other family planning method comes close for couples who are serious and in it for the long haul?

Guy stop dishing out your ignorance with reckless abandon, most of tour assertions here were built from heresay and I heard, I never saw where you wrote about doing any independent research to know whatsup about vasectomy.

For all I know you are same person as the OP and these your fictitious story is lame and stale. You are gauging how serious your selfishness and wickedness is; it is way above average and tying up or removing the womb is not life threatening and not even a major surgery. My mother did it when fibroid was disturbing her and she already had four of us, so advise yourself to do same if you want only one child and leave the man alone.

Mercychen:
Hi fam.

Something has been bothering me of late and leaving me emotionally and mentally stressed and drained for the past weeks and I'm cut between the devil and the deep blue sea.

There's this bro we're trying to see if we can work things out. though, I never really wanted anything relationship again or at least for now until I'm decided later in the future on what I really want for myself.

Before, I delve into the main discuss , let
me quickly highlight how it all started.

Some months back, My publisher came to deliver the books I ordered for. So while sorting the books, he just got teasing me like " Babes, na wa o. What's up with your romantic life now?. I've never seen you pulling with anyone. It's always work, biz Money money money I see you pursuing. Lol... I just told him, guy, free me abeg and I went on counting the books at the boot of his car.

He now walked up to me and said, on a more serious note, what is happening? So I told him it's a personal choice cos I dont have the strength for relationship brouhaha now. He agreed with me that truly its not easy and even as a married man, he too feels the heat but the good thing is, he married in the Lord. So I should choose wisely from among the brethren.

So he said, he has this family friend, an eligible bachelor, who wants a decent lady and I'm the one that comes to mind each time the guy mentions it because since he's be dealing with me, he can vouch that I'm a very honest, hard-working and decent lady. So he would want the bro to have me.
That was how I got to meet bro.

Now fastforward to the main reason of this post.
There was this particular day we tripped out to cool off and discuss about US. So we got talking and planning on how to build our home in a way that we will not be caught unawares with some setbacks and unplanned responsibilities. So the issue of children came up and I suggested we have only one, which he reluctantly accepted after much convincing. So we tried to look at ways we can maintain that decision and I suggested a vasectomy. citing the possibilities of health risks (as a result of mismatches ) and failures that might occur if the family planning is done on me but with vasectomy, no issues. He looked me in the eyes and said, "my darling" no!

I was dumbfounded.... And became a little worried because, if he has no plans of having more children, why would he kick against the idea of a vasectomy?

If we are going to be one and follow one course, why shying away from a plan that will benefit us as a couple and a family?


Could it be, he only agreed to have one with me and plans to have more else where?
Is vasectomy a life threatening condition?

I was still trying to wrap my head around his refusal, when he said, it will be done on you ( the family planning). That instant, I felt all alone, like im on my own. So I told him I needed to cool off, and he said feel free.
I left the tent and went to the waters prentending to be playing with the water. He came and dragged me out of the water. we strolled without a word and I asked him to take me home. He did.

He called when he got home. I was cold to him so, he promised to call again but since then Ive refused to pick his calls or reply his texts.

The big question is ..
WHY DID HE BLUNTLY REFUSE A VASECTOMY?

COULD HE HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES?

IS IT NOT BETTER TO OPT OUT NOW THAN PRETEND I DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE AND END UP IN REGRETS?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A MAN KICKS AGAINST VASECTOMY?

I no need finish your write up but why not after the one baby if na me as am having the vasectomy, in same hospital them go also dey uproot your womb plus fallopian tube as that one is not life threatening too. After my mother finished having us and fibroid was disturbing her, she removed all her womb and she still looks like a young sexy woman now and she and my father now enjoy raw snagging without fear of getting pregnant. So, what is good for the goose should be gooder for the gander too.

IPIGSRHYPO:
Another delusional religious fanatic spewing rubbish as usual.

Another lazy mohammedan piglet parasitic unity beggar spotted
This is their trademark, mark of the beast on the forehead cos of headslamming to a nymphomaniac god and violence as their patron saint mohammed was a violent rapist robbing robbing caravans of their wares in the middle east.

backbencher:
Actually, all Nigerians love free things.

1.Most Nigerians don't want to have subsidy on petrol removed.

2.Most Nigerians don't want to have power companies set the price of the power they sell

3.Most Nigerians also want to have the government apparently 'regulate' the prices of food and gas 'for the masses'

4.Most Nigerians don't pay taxes...only 30-40% of Nigerians pay taxes for the rest of the populaiton.

5.Most Nigerians also think that when their son or daughter is in government, they should get freebies.

6.Most Nigerians also refuse and resist the idea of tolls on roads.

7. When the FCT was charging a parking ticket/meter...guess who got it stopped? Nigerians.

8.Even short term loans from loan apps...Nigerians won't pay as due, and would even share tips on how to avoid paying.


Stop blaming the Fulanis...and no it does not mean that I said you should not blame Buhari...because he has not done well at all. But Nigeria is not prospering because Nigerians think that there is a national cake we must eat from.

Why you think all Nigerians love free things is cos you are use to the northerners fighting for free things. Igbos joined to enjoy the free things cos it is not right for only one region or set of people to be enjoying freely the commonwealth of every other Nigerian. Like I said let Nigeria just do the experiment to let the Igbos go lets see how far the Igbos will become broke or become indebted to any one. When we know that the subsidy money that will be removed or the tax paid will not be used for anything useful, why will we interested in paying it even when it is clear northerners don't pay tax and still enjoy the subsidy.

Positivepoint:
Yet several reports suggest south east is a huge mega parasite

Yes na that is why it is the best idea to let the parasites go their separate ways but no you are using intimidation to cower then into the unity like it is the igbos that is holding the kidney of Nigeria.

thesicilian:
Suicide (bombing) is your specialty in the north. Wouldn't want to take that from you

Beautiful response, you know that their religion of pieces have engraved violence into their dna.

backbencher:
At the end of the day the new countries would be broke because

1.They rely on selling oil and gas and agriculture...whose prices they do not control, and whose prices they do not set. And I am here to tell you that the prices would never be at a level that can sustain anyone...including gas

2.Most Nigerians when they talk about 'business' think that it is all about selling imported stuff. Manufacturing....it's for the birds. (That's why your new countries would never be like South Korea. )

3.Nigerians also have a 'national cake attitude' to their economy. Split the country into how many countries...and that attitude will remain.

As an example, the reason why we don't have stable power is because, and I know people don't like hearing this...we don't want to pay the price for stable power. And I know that in the event of Biafra...Biafrans are going to ask for 'free power' or 'cheap power' because 'we have oil or we have gas, why should we suffer?'...and that's how the road to debt starts.

4.If anyone thinks that the rest of the country would let the South south alone with their oil...I've a bridge in London to sell you.

Stop thinking for biafrans like you are the spinal cord connected to their brain, this is a fatal mistake most of you do and I don't know why. We are not northerners that depend on government even to marry, no be only 20 pounds they give Igbos after seizing all their properties all over Nigeria. Most Igbos don't care about south south again and am among. Let Igbos be free and you'll see that it is this contraption with backward and barbaric islamic lazy north that is formenting all the trouble in Nigeria.

mrvitalis:
Nah I'm igbo but let yorubas take Lagos and let middle belt take Abuja ...it's their luck

Would they share the over 160 trillion cubic of gas in Igbo land ? ... would north share sea access ?

Yes igbos would lose out but we move ...give them head start so that the over taking go sweet

Am supporting you in this, let those states go back to their owners, let every other state go and hustle for their own revenue. Some people go rather die than rather let the breast they are sucking to be removed from them.

backbencher:
Nigeria is not going to split for the following reasons (my opinion)

1.The minority tribes don't want Nigeria to split. Sure, most minority tribes are not enjoying Nigeria, but splitting Nigeria leaves them exposed to the rapacious bigger tribes. No thanks.

2.The elite don't want Nigeria to split...especially those with business interests across the country

3.The political class don't want Nigeria to split. No chances to loot.

4.International community too doesn't want Nigeria to split...because 1) higher oil prices 2) refugees swarming their countries....

5.Even most secessionists on this site don't want Nigeria to split. They back secessionists because they want to scare the North out of power, not because they want to leave Nigeria.(Wait till election starts, and 90% of the Biafranists and OOduaists will be backing PDP. E get why.)

6.As one recent article on banditry reveals, the bandits themselves are not one unified group, fight among themselves, and create more problems for themselves than the country.

7.Did I mention that most secessionists don't want Nigeria to split, and that most of them are more interested in their side winning the power game, than secession? Secession to them is a last card to play when all hope is lost.

8. Splitting Nigeria now, is not as clear cut as it was in 1966-7. Old Biafra is split into two, and the South SOuth wants resource control, rather than splitting up

9.As much as Ibos and Yorubas scream loud and clear about 'WE CAN SURVIVE ON OUR OWN' the fact is, in the event of a split, and in the event of the South South refusing to join either side...the fact is, (and you can abuse me all day long, but facts is facts)...Iboland and Yoruba land cannot survive without oil money...and are just dependent on oil money as the Hausas, and the Middle Belt.

Or where do you think Ibo and Yoruba states get most of their revenue for budget from (apart from Lagos)? OIL MONEY.(Or why do you think no Southern governor stood up to contradict El Rufai when he made the comment about subsidy needing to go or governors won't have money for their budgets next year? If Southern states were standing on their own financially, they would have said that he is on his own. Their silence shows they agree with him).

10. Most of Nigeria does not rely on export of industrial products to survive. Thus in the event of a split, all the new countries, apart from the South South, would end up relying on agriculture...and even if the SOuth south goes with Biafra...oil. All these commodites have one thing in common...the price of all of them is set elsewhere.

And that means, that at the end of the day, Oodua and Biafra are going to be as debt ridden as many African countries. You think I am lying? Most African countries that 'rely on agriculture' are in debt, some even higher than Nigeria's own.

And even if Biafra gets 'the oil' with the SOuth south...the same thing applies. At the end...Biafra would be debt ridden.

We haven't talked about the North. Sure the North has 'mineral and agricultural resources...but at the end of the day, who is setting the international prices for all these resources? They don't live in Kaduna, and Sokoto, that's what I know.

11. Let's even talk about agriculture. Less than 10% of our agric is mechanized. If we want to compete on the international market....we would have a real battle on our hands. We won't get the right international price of our agric goods. Western farms, with their tech, better soils , better soil management, better farming practice, would run us into the ground.

Remember that most African countries who 'rely on agriculture' are debt ridden. (Ghana has a debt of 26 billion dollars, Burkina 4 billion dollars,Kenya 35.9 billion dollars)

12. In the event of a split...there would be war. And anyone who tells me otherwise should go and rest. There is going to be a fight over resources , and it would be neverending.

13. Of course, any new nation arising from Nigeria, in ten years is going to be broke and poor, is what I am trying to say.


Nigeria is a contraption, but the alternatives are far far worse.

I can remember vividly that after the war that Igbos were given only 20 pounds to survive but look at them now. Your assertions of Igbos not being able to survive if they secede is fallacious cos it has been in their blood to make a green land out plain desert. Let your government just do the experiment and allow them to secede just forl10 years and see not all these talks of what your imagination is feeding you as if you are in the mind of all the Igbos.

Aufbauh:
I can't factor why people who are supposed to be carriers of good news, hope and bright future has turned their selves to doomsday preachers & naysayers.
May Nigeria succeed.

So he shouldn't air his opinion because it is different from what you want to hear?

AbijaJ:
So if Tinubu does this, as you suggest, Igbos would stop hating him or what? You people bold sha. So all you people's vitriol against the man has been political all along. Smh. One thing I like about Tinubu is that he's not one to cower to his enemies, else he wouldn't have come this far politically. He's not afraid to be disliked by your likes for going after his convictions.

The country needs someone like that who isn't afraid of being disliked by a political mob in his quest to achieve his goals and objectives. God alone will decide his fate in the presidential race, not hate-filled igbos like you.

Shey those his personal goals are that 500 million youths should join the military and be eating cassava flakes?

Hahahahaha
Family business, none of my business.

crossfm:
Guys we really need to be careful this season,because snakes can be found almost everywhere.

This one was found inside a bus,thank God no one was harmed.

Dirty pigs, clean your environments NO! Why won't an animal stay in another bush near its bush.

Lol

Watch the name and measure it up to that religion of pieces from one fake arse prophet of doom for headslammers with mark of the beast worshipping a god of terrorism and violence and rape.

Abdul05:
he wanted to stab sorry.. that was what they did in the 60s to your own type flesh flesh flesh

You know islam should have looked fine if not for persons like you and most naija moslems; one common feature prevalent in people like you is that you don't give a hoot about whatsoever morality islam has to offer but you just pretend because you need the religion as it has same enabling environment to express how foolish and dumb you can ever afford.

Abdul05:
just like your father

You know prophet as fake and nymphomaniac that his brain is in his scrotal sack was a thief robbing caravans out of laziness.
One useless mallam I do buy nescafe coffee here just saw how I am yabbing his useless terrorist god but can't do anything even though he feels like stabbing me but he knows I will beat him to stupor and dump his carcass inside one gutter here in ejigbo.

ArewaNorth:
You don't need to derail from the subject-matter, North is too vast for u to give her a common perception!

This matter can be settled very easily. Let the government try Nnamdi Kanu in an open court, and convict him of any crime under law. Simple.
They arrested him and while he was on bail, sent soldiers to go and assassinate him. Does that sound like someone they have a case against?
When he re-appeared and was able to travel the world, showing that the international community did not see him as a criminal and Nigeria itself could not effect a lawful extradition order against him. Does that sound like someone they have a case against?
Then they took the grossly illegal step of extraordinary rendition to bring him from Kenya, and still have refused to face him in court; his lawyers are ready, both local and international, yet the Nigerian state is postponing and adjourning the case all in a ridiculous guise to face their own law. Does that seem like someone who they have a case against?

You always claim to be objective, factual, intellectual and even a critical thinker. So please apply that critical thinking you have, and tell me how Nigeria or indeed any other country in the world has actually shown they have a lawful criminal case against Nnamdi Kanu. I await

oilyngbati:
Mumu! Nobody is stopping you from getting your biafrau.d if you’re going about it in the right peaceful way, devoid of violence. Has any of your law makers tabled the motion for biafra.ud lefelendum in the house or senate? What makes you think a non-state group like Ipob terrorists are the ones the international community would listen to? Well, since you terrorists have chosen a path to violence, then don’t complain when the army brings a greater violence to you. Remember: do not injure an animal you cannot kill. You’ve awakened the innermost violence in the army and police. Watch how most Ipob bingos will be beheaded when captured. Ask what happened to boko haram fighters when they’re captured. Many were beheaded because they started beheaded Nigerian troops they capture. E go red for una soon!

This matter can be settled very easily. Let the government try Nnamdi Kanu in an open court, and convict him of any crime under law. Simple.
They arrested him and while he was on bail, sent soldiers to go and assassinate him. Does that sound like someone they have a case against?
When he re-appeared and was able to travel the world, showing that the international community did not see him as a criminal and Nigeria itself could not effect a lawful extradition order against him. Does that sound like someone they have a case against?
Then they took the grossly illegal step of extraordinary rendition to bring him from Kenya, and still have refused to face him in court; his lawyers are ready, both local and international, yet the Nigerian state is postponing and adjourning the case all in a ridiculous guise to face their own law. Does that seem like someone who they have a case against?

You always claim to be objective, factual, intellectual and even a critical thinker. So please apply that critical thinking you have, and tell me how Nigeria or indeed any other country in the world has actually shown they have a lawful criminal case against Nnamdi Kanu. I await

oilyngbati:
Mumu! Nobody is stopping you from getting your biafrau.d if you’re going about it in the right peaceful way, devoid of violence. Has any of your law makers tabled the motion for biafra.ud lefelendum in the house or senate? What makes you think a non-state group like Ipob terrorists are the ones the international community would listen to? Well, since you terrorists have chosen a path to violence, then don’t complain when the army brings a greater violence to you. Remember: do not injure an animal you cannot kill. You’ve awakened the innermost violence in the army and police. Watch how most Ipob bingos will be beheaded when captured. Ask what happened to boko haram fighters when they’re captured. Many were beheaded because they started beheaded Nigerian troops they capture. E go red for una soon!

This is a message I sent to a fellow born by mistake through abortion like you. Am just tired of making fibroid tissues to have sense. If the mohammed part is not related to you just ignore and use the part that concerns you.
Who abuse drug opium pass prophet mohammed?
Who instituted violence and terrorism pass mohammed?
Who is the world renowned rapist and nymphomaniac?
Wasn't mohammed robbing caravans on their trade route?
Who has the highest baby factory more than almajiris?
Oga you are the brainwashed bingo here, how can you prove they are ipob and not your same fulani terrorist invaders masking as igbos and killing to indict the innocent igbos?
After'all Ipobs were protesting with sticks before but didn't your useless government kill them enmasse and born by mistakes like you mocked them for fighting armed military with sticks, now they've armed up and you are crying. Is it that your idiotism is ready made or carry come?
Why not allow these people to go, why intimidating them into a unity they abhor as if they are holding the Nigeria's kidney in their hand. Abeg getat.

oilyngbati:
When the Ipob terrorists are captured, they should be beheaded alive, with a blunt knife. The knife with which they will be beheaded must not be sharp,,,,,the police and army must use a bigger violence to quench Ipob terrorists demons.

Instead of all these hate and blood spilling, why not allow this people to go as they have wanted and leave the ones that wants to continue being in unity with you people. The way you guys are begging these guys to stay united with you guys through intimidation and threats it is as if they are the ones holding Nigerias life and without them Nigeria will be nonsense.

pol23:
What will happen if Nigerians decide to take an eye for an eye and a life for a life.... for everyone killed by the police illegally.

A quick solution would have been to allow these people conduct a referendum and allowing them go their own way, the way they are cajoling these people with intimidation, its just like they are the ones holding the life of Nigeria.