₦airaland Forum

creaze pple every wer

on a mango tree snake in d monkey shadow style eeeeeehaaa

dis buhari addministration as made many pple useless! crease pple evry wer

empower a woman too much u get wahala in return. even here in nigeria i hav heard of several cases. d wastern culture as soo much lead to a fall in standard in d way of life. woman were never created to b above d men. moral decadence evry wer broken homes , single mom n babe mama sydrome on d increas because our way of life as bin polluted.

rule one neva spend too much money on a girl u've nt bin intimate(sex) wit if its jst for fun.

d fear of wat some women can do is d beginn of wisdom too! as long as she already hav two active holes in her ass. derz no way she can b loyal. only a few of dem ar. i've tasted n seen

PapaNnamdi:
I blame buhari

i concor

HERSLEY:
for saying the truth?

lol i love a bae who knwz wat she wants! n hw to express herself but its nt really about d size its abt d nigga behind d size

HERSLEY:
Hmmmm wat we[i] pray for

bahd girl

i first heard of dis practice frm my girlfrnd she told me her anty used to iron her growin boobs wen she was growin up! n dat resulted to her havin sagie boobs i was soo angry to hear dat humans stil practice such barbaric acts. i stil suck d boobs lik dat, i jst wana hw lik wil b witout having some fresh boobs to suck chai.

guy dem done dy fellow u frm village. examine ur self if u treated any lady very badly in d past she may laid a curse on u. even stonk syndrome no bad reach dis one. u need serious deliverance.

wicked pple every wer. its jst bad poor treatin d poor badly i jst pity d girl wit d disgrace n all

LekinsRibirth:
I'm currently on a crossroad and I really need your cordial insights on this issue.
I graduated two years ago and I'm currently 25years old and God has been extremely so good to me.
I was recently able to secure a job in a multinational firm and I receive a very good pay.
I've been able to put a lot of things in order and I feel I'm ready to settle down.
I proposed marriage to my girlfriend who is currently 23 and she accepted. our families have been friends even before we were born. myself and her grew up together and we are literally best friends( we've officially been dating for the past 4years).
I've stated my intentions to my parents and hers but they both disagreed .They said we're too young to start a family and we should wait for a minimum of 4 to 5 years .
I'll be travelling out of the country next year with my company to start an off-shore business unit and I planned to get married to her by December and take her along with me.
I really don't know what to do as my family has become my enemy in this issue.
They threatened not to give me their blessings and never to accept money from me if I go ahead with my plans.

is ok to settle down @ 25 dnt mind dos tellin u it aint right if u got all it take plead wit ur parents n go ahead derz nothing more wndaful dan strtn a family early! wit ur kids round ur table unaccomplished haters wil awayz say trash.

Laveda:
G-strings are super hot.. Especially when worn under a skimpy gown or jean.

katapot

he was killin some inocent mokitos wen he fell lol

Jessidaisy4:
Funny stuff
May God punish any man that'll intend to make me his side chick

as long as ur sexually activite u mst hav being a side chick at one point in time. witout u knwin

uc brawer is basically gud for downloads , while opera mini is be for surfin

camel toe borehole

no maids in my house. future wify if u cant handle it urself wit myself stay for ur papa house

i dy find who go rape me nw sef

DMeanMan:
I want the Naira to be sane again, I want the country out of resession. Generally, I want to buy indomine for #60 again, but selling our biggest assets is an unnecessary and extreme gamble.

Nothing is cast in stone bro.

so na indomine b ur problem?

Perilous times we live in

Greenbullet:
ABI OOOO,IF ANY WOMAN TRY THST ONE
WITH ME,I GO START AWAY MATCH.IF SHE KNOW OR SHE NOR KNOW E NOR CONCERN ME.

for me Der wil b no need for away match i wil deal wit her sycologically (for men dat understand women) wen I finish wit her she wil submit d kitty-kat +apological gift join. Playin away match may lead to u developin dat permant hatred towardz her n dat may lead to a broken home. Y da Bleep wil i marry a woman dat i cant control. Hell no

I cant tak dat shit ooh! If she cant let her go back to her papa house. I no dy carry dat kind tin play nt after payin bride price she come dy give me Bull crab

National Association of vaseline crew! Nairaland chapter

LadyX:
Are you sure the country mentioned is not upto to your feet?
Are you aware of the following facts about Kenya?
1. Education

-There is free primary education in Kenya
-Secondary education fee is subsidised i.e the government pays part of the fee
- University students are given loans by the government to pay fees+ accommodation,etc. The loans are repaid when graduates start working.
So whether you come from a poor or rich family you can get educated easily...the only difference is that some rich people take their kids to private schools, which are expensive

2. Health
-There is free maternal health care i.e women deliver free of charge in public hospitals
-Children under 5 are treated free of charge in govt hospitals
-Accident victims can be treated in any hospital before they pay even a kobo. So this prevents unnecessary deaths....can you say the same about .. ? It's against the law to turn away a patient in an emergency situation

3. Ever heard of 24/7 electricity supply?
Electricity is cheap. People don't use generators. Think of the money spent by Nigerians in buying generators, fuels, etc. What could people be doing with such money? Developing themselves. Think of the noise and smoke from generators...think of the lives lost to generator fumes. Kenyans don't experience these

Come to think of it.. if Kenya is as bad as some Nigerian bloggers and Nairalanders want to make you believe, what were the 17 Nigerians doing there? Why didn't they leave when their visas expired? Why couldn't they renew their visas? The area that they were living in is not even a middle class suburb in Nairobi. It's just an ordinary place .... meaning they weren't able to live in places where expatriates and who is who in Nairobi live

There are so many positive facts I can write about Kenya, but lemme stop here

To all the people with negative opinions about Kenya, Google is your friend

even kitty-kat is free

Very nice fruit i use d leafs for tea, it relaxes d body n helps one to sleep nicely, gud for depressed individual too. Wit Many oda health benefits

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

chairman, national Association of vaseline crew i hail thee