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Sempumping:
just 1min is all I need ,I just want it to cum, my stomach is aching already ...


wait wait wait wait hold on nah please


I will be gentle I promise ,I 'll be done b4 u know it

my joystick can't come down except I go in ....let me just use it to rub the tips.......



radarada

ur right bae! Some of favourite lines wen shez formin am nt in d mood. A few kisses n she on. Ladies ar funy alwayz nt in d mood until dy ar find Der self in cloud nine in fantacy land

Wen money for bleachin injection finishes she'll hav no option dan to return to ar black state. Datz y i dnt lik fair ladies mst of dem ar fake fake ass hoes every wer

Drew0:
This kind fine babe Na him whizkid leave for stretch mark infested Justin Skype.

lol guy ur bad mouthed pity Skyp na

Mst times i'll b lik! If God shud get angry n slap us nw! Fa? Man pikin go jst get bald head! But seriously mst of our bae ar witout conscence wen it comes to sexual enjoymt matters.

Ada9103:
Pour .....I'm not understanding

u shud. U said ur ready nw. Lets maké cute bebies!

As they say body no b fire wood. Yes once in a while mst of us enage in hot se'x after inviting our girls/boyfrnd ova to spend the night. I often feel guilt (knwin dat its religiously wrong) after such sexually activities, but to my greatest suprise d ladies (my ex'es) dont feel much guilt n often insist we pray.

The question is it morally right to pray in d mornin after a night of stemy s'ex, knowing ur goin to b enagin in more sexu'ally activities Mint.s later?

Ada9103:
Oh dear dear............God I'm so ready

oya nw let me pour it inside

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Hot mess warmin up! Dis kind exercise ehnn! She don disvirgin her self by her self! Nice ass

Quait educative

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Love waist beeds but in oda part of d excludin d neck n d hand, is a turn of for me

No. 9 am on my way to Jupiter to get me some Diamonds

NoreenUG:
So the question now is, where is the self-deluded Giant of Africa?

datz wat we get wen a Man datz supose to b leadin 30cows in d bush is leadin 170million pple. Hw can we move forward?

lilyqueen:
This is lovely.
Wishing them the best in their marital lives.

dat cud b us u knw!

Yash of life

mikolo80:
I knew you barely spoke the English languag
using filthy potty mouth to pretend to be a gangster thinking you're speaking English
I said I have children like you's time
I have your time
what's your English teachers name
better go and sue him before they sell you into slavery make you no go sign contract wen your hand no go fit carry.
my life is better
you're the one that finds solace in throwing insults online because nobody will tolerate a vagabond like you in real life. na serious beating you go chop.
I pray we continue this. lemme just finish my hacking class. make your eye red.
we Sabi your type

i barely spoke english funy. Who gives a Bleep hw old u ar? Hide behide ur misrable life n form to b wat ever u like , Datz d only tin u've achieve in ur life u age with increase in stupidity. N derz one old am sure of ur life can never b beta dan mine. Gud bye boy i hope u truely grow up some day

mikolo80:
I have a job
this is my free time
I have unlimited bandwidth
I have children without home training like you's time
Shebi your mother didn't train you
don't worry you will learn outside
not to run your mouth to stranger
bastard child

u hav kids u said? I jst pity dos kids for havin a stupid n uncultured individual lik u for Dad (many incompetent men giv birth to children too u knw) a kid lik u claimin to hav family n yet u speak lik madman. on nairaland u can claim to b who ever u want to b i dont blame u is ur joblessness dat as made u wild go n find somtin doin boy n better ur life.

mikolo80:
wey your waec result
maywu see Wetin you get for English
mentally challenged bastard of a baboon

This wil d last time i'll b replyin u i observed ur jst jobless go n get a job n stop being a pet on NL. For ur info. I wrote waec 10yrs ago. So! Go n look for a jobless kid lik u on NL to disturb.

mikolo80:
na mumu like una wen de form vegetarian be d pervs
can't even think that meat comes from dead animal
just running mouth upandan like slowpoke

go n choke on ur stupidity freak n leave me b!

mikolo80:
I hope you are a vegetarian that photosynthesises. Devil punish you if you eat meat or eat any dead plant that comes your way

i dont hav time for perverts lik u bro! But i believ God wil Punish u first! Yes i eat meat if u idiots lik u keep killin any animal dat cross ur path. Hw do u preserve to sustain indangered spieces. D love for meat shud b controlled

jesse8048:
I don't know y airtel is unstable with their deals. Even their 2G 2gb for N200 has suddenly changed from 2 weeks (14days) to 10 days. Something I can't even use up to 50% in d two weeks

This country is getin worst by d day! Instead of dem to improve after much compliment dy got after introducing dis pack dy decided to reduce d no. Day. D pack is faster at night u can alwayz use it to download movies u'll get it in morning so it dosnt go to waste

Useless pple d masses ar sufferin shez shearin makeup photo. Her papa n dat aboki fulani clueless cattle rarer ar makin life difficult for nigerians

femiakinbully:
If undergraduates and corpers have an idea of what awaits them in the Labour market (Buharis regime in view) .. They'll donate funds for those passing out instead of this display of shame..

na after nysc der eyez go clear! Bin a graduate is nt a garantee to get job dis dayz wit d stupid regim we ar in. D situation is jst alarmin. We stil dy jones 4 house

Dis is bad killin any animal dat comes der way aint gud

GloriaNinja:
Some men doesn't deserve to have a dick

hez using d dick well nw! D dick is fulfill its destiny

splenzard:
men are born between the legs of a woman
and spend all their life getting back in there
because "no place like home"

nice lines bro.

beautiful232:
But I can cook indomie nau

bae ur funny so. Na only indomine u go dy cook for husband house? I no ur jst jokin sha but incase ur nt derz alwayz a caterin school near by u can get some cookin skills

Lol na wen him go carry first for back nahem him eyez go clear

Am nt against any statement made! But GOd's willin wen I get married no third party in my family affairs! D d day my wife carry my family matter go tell any pastor yawa go gas! We shud b able to talk and settle our little issues together.

Hw is dis possible can a dead man get an eraction n even ejaculate? Dis kind story dy fear pson

Craz pple creatin trend evry wer. She wetin buhari cuz.