₦airaland Forum

Olasco93:
Please, my Laptop sound changed lastweek immediately after watching a Loud movie, it's now sounding as if the Speaker burst/tear and I can't hear sound clearly. Also, the Headphone port is not functioning. Any help?

maybe you installed an equalizer

DropShot:
May God bless you our able VP. May God bless our very likable PMB.

First time in our democracy that the president has absolute trust in his VP while the VP demonstrates unquestionable loyalty.

The only other time we experienced similar synergy and mutual understanding between both the president and his vice was in 1984/1985. Then as now, Buhari was the Head of State and he was never ashamed of letting his then deputy Tunde Idiagbon be known and popular.

Obasanjo had an over-ambitious and "unloyal" Atiku. Hence there was no cordial working relationship between them. Till today, they're sworn enemies.

Yar'Adua didn't trust a docile GEJ for some reason. Hence he never transferred power to him even at the point of death.

GEJ and the Ghost Samboboribodo, despite being united in stealing/looting, never transferred power.

Love or loathe him, PMB is a man of highest level of uprightness, principle and good character.

chai. you don murder sambo

eyeview:
Its got to be between Chukwuemeka Chikelu and Frank Nweke Junior. Though am tilted to the former than the latter

As for Lai Mohammed,I can only explain him thus: I was watching channels yestreday and they announced that in a few minutes time,they'll be having Lai Mohammed(and Adeosun) in the studio for an interview. I just went to my dstv remote control,scrolled to Disney Junior(my kids favourite channel) and set a reminder for a cartoon program for 6pm. Immediately,it was 6pm,the channel switched to Disney junior and my kids were happy,I just walked into my room to watch sports on startimes. I can't afford to have my intelligence insulted by the brazen lies of an old man who has smeared his conscience with hot iron

bros,I like your kind kinda life o. I need job bro

NextGovernor:
OP said from 1999 till date and you talking about before 1999. You people won't comprehend before rushing to post.

lols. nairalanders o. you funny I swear

Rtopzy:
Probably she doesn't love him, eya! I feel for that guy. it will b hard for him to do dat again 4 any lady.

hmmm. I can relate to that

Nigerian police force is the most hated institution in Nigeria. Pls,lets all remember these guys are human

1bkaye:
Eeyah, tell him sorry for me

lols. you are funny..I don't know him from adam

1bkaye:
Shut up idiot

must you call him that?..you can just tell him the right thing without insult sis

tosyne2much:
Wetin I do baba?

why you come open our secret na

[quote author=tosyne2much post=54430548][/quote]guy you don dey craze o

emeijeh:
I can see that these Omo-oniles have become sophisticated, and gone ballistic.

Bullldozers?!

you remind me of smelly mouth

Explorers:
I learnt Israelites spent about 400yrs of slavery in Egypt.

During this period, lots of Pharaohs have ruled.

But according to ask&quora, i learnt moses approached Pharaoh Thutmose III 'let my people go'.

I hope this is not another the mummy in the making. I hate horror tales

Jabioro:
The questions I am asking doesn't demanding cursed.. you are free to react but do it conductively.. than sending such absurd words.. do you want tell that Corp were right, mind you,you and I were not first hand witnesses.. these are someone husband, father, souls and breadwinners.. whatever might transpired this death can still be avoided.. if the officer had take caution..

am not insulting you bro and have never insult someone on social media. I only prayed for you cos of what normally happens with custom guys. Thanks anyway

tdayof:
Nope. They're all classified as Nigerian military.

thanks for the correction

itiswellandwell:
Try and check fiverr.com
Thats where you will make a fortune out of your talent.
All the best!

lols. bad mouth

tdayof:
Very funny people didn't notice the contribution of the Nigerian Air Force and most especially men of the Nigerian Navy in the fight against terrorism in Nigeria.

thought they are all classified as NIGERIAN ARMY

pussyponder:
I still don't understand how Nigeria Cockroaches survive inside Microwave, Gas cooker oven etc. You will be warming food and you will see them walking inside like Shedrack, Meshack & Abednego. Maybe They Also Serve A Mighty God. KoYeMi. Anybody with an explanation?

even inside fridge

emmykk:
With the banned of 41 items including rice such businesses became lucrative to make huge profit because they are hot cake.

when custom unlawfully seize some imported rice recently heaven was let loose,people were bashing customs, for allowing the items only to break shop and seize them,now that they are doing their job nigerians will still complain.

Those importers have no chill they kill custom officers too so whoever dies first dont blame anyone.

lets leave foriegn rice alone let grow the naira by consuming local rice is that too hard for nigerians? you want the dollar to go down but you keep buying imported rice.



Now yoruba people are quick to say illegal refinery and bunkering is not good but they use advantage of the closeness to the border to import contrabane and get rich quick.



rice is cheap in lagos and ogun because of these illegal activities compare to any place x,the same way kerosene is cheap in portharcourt than anywhere x.


i stand with custom on this if it smuggle rice.



let the smuggle business be so or die

trust me,they are gonna com for your head

Jabioro:
What a lawless corp ?, what nonsense is this ?Does it mean that most of our law enforcement officer/agent cant use their discretion ?Did law say kill the smuggler, if at all he brings it inn through backyard ?What about if those rice were bought at open market for ceremony coming next Saturday ?I am tired at this happy trigger officer..

I pray none of your friends working at custom will die by bullets from smugglers. bros, this smugglers are also baberick. I don't support this and I know most custom officer don't shoot first, they shoot after smugglers attack them. I know very well

panmichaels79:
......Follow him na....mine is that......before the recession ends....I will make it!!!!

Na you won follow him o. I will also make it before the recession end

Dextology:
Look at the date the pictures was uploaded on Sahara reporters page on facebook, stop posting falsehood

you are FBI agent

see his friends sef. Na d friend kill am o. someone is fed up of life,instead of them to give him comfort..they are planning on how to kill him. nigga kill himself fast, he can't suffer in this world and suffer again when he die by carrying calabash full of money up and down. but the guy cum leave all of us for this recession

Smartsyn:
And as predicted, his lawyer is Mike Ozekhome...

EFCC worst nightmares. He always triumph over them especially if Rotimi Jacobs is the prosecuting counsel for EFCC

that guy always defends looters. if by the day he wins again..don't say its APC thing o

Oasis007:

see what you've caused now with this your meme. just mistakenly pour away my gaari when I was laughing

Preshochyx:
Hmmmm.... Continue

hmmmm. seems a lady has been ignoring your chat

fuckpro:
...once man don pour inside the spell is removed ... my brother there is nothing there but few second illusion
...thats the reason they get all they want from you before handing you the key to the greatest illusion known to man
The trick is to calm your self see it for what it is an illusion,then decide if you want it or not but on your terms by this few moments of introspection the spell is usually broken
TRUST ME IT WORKS

but to calm yourself is another thing

neolboy:
The person who killed it strike it at the middle twice, so the snake fell down and was struggling, so the process where the snake was struggling to run, he stroke it in the head. Bam the snake died

so..someone can kill any snake just by striking the middle with anything and when its struggling.. you will just hit the head. thanks boss

Intellect20:
Afonjas...it's natural in them. God created them like that!

Watch and see...they will start posting pictures of vests from America or Russia with long epistles just to deviate this commendable work from our gifted brothers in Aba.

nawa for you people o. the guy up there just make his observation known and told you the difference without insult and you simply call him afonja. its well o

neolboy:
A black cobra was killed at the early hours of today 7/03/2017 at around 3:00am. We heard the sound of fowl we were rearing shouting by the time we got there it has already killed one.

bros abeg..how you kill am...can you use cutlass coa I heard its not cool to cut snake in the middle

nice piece, try and read it...its interesting and informative

RadicallyBlunt:
No I can't. Na only Bleep don bring me and another religion babe together before. She like diick wella and I sabi Bleep wella and we separated in peace.

But as far as falling in love is concerned, I can't fall in love outside my faith(not religion) talk less of planning marriage based on it. But if she can change hers for mine, then no wahala.

I presumed you are Christian and the lady is Muslim.