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Sports › Re: Chinonso Eche: Meet 11-Year-Old Footballer Who Has A Guinness World Record by vicoloni(m): 6:23pm On Jul 29, 2020
I'm sending this boy's inspiring story and video to my boys. All they do all day is play video games!
Politics › Re: Bayelsa: Dickson Congratulates Diri, Ewhrudjakpo Over Supreme Court Verdict by vicoloni(m): 4:30pm On Jul 14, 2020
Supremo Governor 2 congrats on your confirmation as No 1 yam eater of your state
Politics › Re: Security: Ned Nwoko Meets IGP Adamu, Sets To Donate CCTV Camera by vicoloni(m): 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2020
That's a reflection of government's failure in securing life & property.
Such gestures from an individual could make the police to grow cold feet in arresting the donor should that become necessary
Politics › Re: Security: Ned Nwoko Meets IGP Adamu, Sets To Donate CCTV Camera by vicoloni(m): 4:15pm On Jul 10, 2020
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Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Yusha’u Dissi, Kill 18 Persons In Katsina State by vicoloni(m): 12:52pm On Jul 07, 2020
Your prayers are answered. Heavens have risen to help you. You shall obtain a job bigger than your size but Grace of God shall secure and help you to maintain it till you become great. Always remember to ascribe glory unto him. Psalms 29:2

I look forward to reading your testimony!



Nnfupdates:
Errors, thank God when I served in Katsina it was one of the safest place in the north then.

Though it wasn't a good decision for me to travel there from the west here but when I noticed my village people were pounding yam on my destiny I had to give it a go.

In 2009 I was posted to Yobe state I declined
In 2010 I was posted to Borneo state I declined.
In 2011 Yobe again but at last in batch B of 2011 I was posted to Katsina (Funtua LG).

Thank God I served successfully without any form of regret.

But I'm still at home jobless.

Any help to get any reasonable job that can make me cater for my family will highly be appreciated.

I'm on my knees pls.
Crime › Re: Magu: We’ll Go After Looters Hiding In Ghana by vicoloni(m): 4:32am On Jun 27, 2020
If this mago mago is still talking like this in public then BuBu's anti corruption noise is a scam
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tanzanite: Saniniu Laizer, Tanzanian Miner Becomes Overnight Millionaire by vicoloni(m): 3:57pm On Jun 25, 2020
The same transparency by the government of Tanzania cannot be said of Nigeria's mining sector, a coded gold mine of corruption. Smh
Health › Re: Enugu Law School Student Dies Of Cardiac Arrest While Jogging(Disturbing Photos) by vicoloni(m): 3:49pm On Jun 25, 2020
I was considering going to the gym but I changed my mind. 6 packs no dey pay bills biko.

RIP bro
Celebrities › Re: Chris Hemsworth, Netflix React To Ikorodu Bois "Extraction" Movie Remake by vicoloni(m):
I remember how some dumb fellas bashed them here on nairaland for being talentless now the song don change.

My people anything you do passionately go blow. Even the crooners of I'm a goat and I'm a cow are topping charts back to back.

Hustle o...
Health › Re: COVID-19 Cure: Ooni’s Delegates Meet Ehanire, Health Minister by vicoloni(m): 1:35am On Jun 21, 2020
The Oba in the last pic was an ordinary driver in the employ of the Ogunwusis some few years ago.
Today he's not only an Oba but always in the forefront of the Ooni's interests.

If you are the type that plays God by looking down on the less privileged you just can't see beyond your nose but a big fool!
Crime › Someone Defeacated In Front Of My House by vicoloni(op): 1:19pm On Jun 10, 2020
Hello house pls I need your advise. My fam woke up today to find that someone defeacated in two diff places in front of my gate.

What's your thought on this?

MOD kindly put on front page thanks
Crime › Re: Man Charged To Court For Recording Bribery In Ogun (Video) by vicoloni(m): 8:45pm On May 28, 2020
Everybody keep pretending that Nigeria will be good again..
Health › Re: What's The First Thing You Will Do After The COVID-19 Pandemic? by vicoloni(m): 4:21pm On May 16, 2020
Don't be ignorant this virus is going nowhere. A new streak of it has been found in Wuhan meaning it is mutating.
Business › Re: Lockdown: I Visited Shoprite In Ikeja And It Was Empty (Photos, Video) by vicoloni(m): 6:26am On Apr 22, 2020
This video traumatized me in different ways and I will explain.
1) Firstly the lady and her companion are Covidiots.
2) Her dumb excuse for the video expedition is that she want to see if people complied with the stay at home order.
3) The fellow Covidiots they saw on the street and at ShopRite.
4) The obvious illegal road diversion for selfish reasons.
5) The very corrupt security guard who said madam go come I dey here.
6) The covidic attempt to show us her perceived beauty towards the end of the video.

Final thought:
She's bored, frustrated and fucking Hot!
+14044242468
Someone tell her to Whatsapp me on the low...
Politics › Re: Sadiya Farouq: FG Will Use BVN To Identify Poor, Vulnerable Nigerians by vicoloni(m): 5:51am On Apr 22, 2020
Audio
Politics › Re: Buhari's Picture Doctored To Add Face Masks To Deceive Nigerians by vicoloni(m): 8:55pm On Mar 27, 2020
So where was this fact checking mofo journalist
When Ganduje's bribe video came out?

Let him go and do same fact checking and come tell us it was also doctored. Till then let all of them gbe gbogbo enu wan sohun!
Politics › Re: Curfew May Be Imposed On Lagos State Says Sanwo-Olu by vicoloni(m): 7:32pm On Mar 27, 2020
You're doing well Gov. Sanwo. Meanwhile they also want volunteer doctors and nurses to work at the onikan and ok other isolation centres.

Gov. Sanwo has promised to sanwo gidi o
Politics › Re: Sagay: Reps, Senators Who Refuse Screening Can Be Arrested, Prosecuted by vicoloni(m): 7:28am On Mar 27, 2020
That's highly selfish and irresponsible
Health › Prince Charles Tests Positive To Corona Virus by vicoloni(op): 11:49am On Mar 25, 2020
The news is on CNN!
Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by vicoloni(m): 4:43am On Mar 23, 2020
Franzinni:
Fasted for 7 days .. Prayed 7 days ... Then waited on the lord... Haha...


Kidding ... I had that feeling ... And a divided to dialogue ... She ran circles around me so I had to go FBI on her ...


Well she was going Escobar on me as well so she deletes all calls and chats as soon as she is done ... No history ... Nada!!! I asked why but she ran circles round me ...

Ok Nah... I decided I should show this girl what kind of a mind I have ...I went online and got a 3 day trial of an spy app call hoverwatch now this app sends all activities on a target phone ..heck it even takes a picture every time someone unlocks the phone and it will secetly send them to your profile ... The one wet burst my head be say it even tells you all the geographical locations that phone has been with timestamps ...Mo fo! ... I was blown away with the info I gathered ... Men I was just a human wallet ooo the babe dey collect damanturu from one kuntakinte but she was opening website on my head ... I confronted her with the allegation and you know women nah... They quickly enter cry mode ...I can't believe after all I have done for you ..you don't trust me ... What is love without trust ... Yada yada ... I mean she was balling tears like a leaking satchet of pure water ... I been dey laugh ... For my mind ... Nah him I fall out my phone load all the FBI data ... Play the voice note as she dey tell the bobo say she love am and me I just be obstacle that can be tolerated ... I begin play all for her to hear ... I face dry out like sahara desert ... So I decided I don't need to be tolerated anymore ... She is his
-story! Wounds heal and life will go on !
In my head I LIKED this write up 1000 times! Creative write up per excellence!
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Imo By Hanging by vicoloni(m): 8:20pm On Feb 11, 2020
So sad... I guess he wasn't getting enough love and attention from his mum's sister or he was downright depressed...
Politics › Re: Imo: Ihedioha Asks Supreme Court To Sack Uzodinma by vicoloni(m): 5:26am On Feb 06, 2020
Dead on Arrival case
Politics › Donald J Trump Impeached by vicoloni(op): 2:57am On Dec 19, 2019
Today history is made in the United States of America as Donald Trump becomes the 3rd president to be impeached.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Net Worth 2020/2021 by vicoloni(m): 6:31pm On Dec 18, 2019
Oga poster what's your net worth?
Culture › Re: Samuel Adegbola: Supreme Court Dethrones First-Class Oyo Monarch, Eleruwa by vicoloni(m): 9:50pm On Nov 29, 2019
OoniOfIfe:
The only traditinal ruler that can't be dethrone or his kingdom balkanis is me, the great Oni of Ife kingdom. Even Oba of Benin was sent to exile in 1897.
Yinmu
Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by vicoloni(m): 1:16am On Nov 29, 2019
I was raped by an armed robber that's how I lost my virginity. Anytime I remember this I laugh. She must think I'm stupid lol
Politics › Re: Senate Tells Yahoo Boys To Use Their Talents Legitimately by vicoloni(m): 5:05am On Nov 28, 2019
Mumu bill
Travel › Re: 15 Million Naira Cash Or Relocate To Canada, Which Will You Choose? by vicoloni(m): 3:50pm On Nov 25, 2019
In Buhari's Nigeria 15m is nothing with high cost of running business. If some multinational companies could bail out on naija e go do you like film when after a year your acc bal is 100k! Ask Efe lol
Celebrities › Re: Special Spesh: I Used To Take Davido To Club At 13/14, He Drank Juice (Throwback by vicoloni(m): 6:22pm On Nov 21, 2019
The truth is that Davido has his flaws but he has good people around him and maintains that by taking good care of them and they reciprocate by watching his back from Lati to Spesh to mention a few. I used to like wizzy pass am but dat wan no send anybody even him baby mamas.
Education › Re: Babcock University Reacts To Sex Video Of Expelled Students That Leaked Online by vicoloni(m): 8:05pm On Nov 20, 2019
I have the video buzz me if you need it

08065344562
Crime › Re: CCTV Captures The Moment A Lady Stole From A Shop by vicoloni(m): 5:16pm On Nov 20, 2019
Why was she not arrested? CCTV without security men? Dumb!

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