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Girl Abi ns woman. I confuse small. Well, on closer look she wan resemble down syndrome escapee!

Is Mudrock or whatever is name is coming to save the saved, Jesus came to save the lost.
If u all claim Cele is a juju church. Won't it be right and proper for mudrock to come and preach salvation to them, all u holier than my ass idiots!

Ur pastors are leaving larger than life owinning aircrafts at the detriments of it folks. Will the aircraft land at zaki ibiam, a kafanchan, Abi Benin Ore. Brain washed follow a ship

What u don't know pps pls shutup.

TrueSenator:
This is absolute lawlessness and abuse of Human Rights Must you naked the lady Ok...why naked only the lady
This PMB administration is gradually introducing public disregard for human rights Atleast not from the law enforcement officers like Police

Where are the HUMAN RIGHT LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take up this case and make a decent name for yourself

Click 'Like' if you agree with me

This person is an ediot. Wetin concern PMB for this?

Please enough of this bullshit our Authority figures are dishing us! Today, Impound cars with expired Tyre, ban the use of substandard Tyre sealing paste and gum by vulcanizers arrant bullshit.

Like the Vulcarnizers go to the market to purposely buy cheap sealant whatever.

This people should stop Terrorizing the masses who are trying to making ends meet.

If you the FRSC don’t know what to do or ways to go about it then say it out …. like how can we stop the usage of substandard Tyre, expired Tyre, substandard Sealing Paste and Gum.

Then we will answer you that you should not allow such products to be brought into the country period. You should stop importation of all those trash that you allow into the country if you really care about the masses.

By the way before you do that remember ordinary tooth pick, you have not started producing in the country (courtesy one Minstr).

cococandy:
Why would she wanna stay with him?
Someone cheats on you and is arrogantly unrepentant about it?
Talk about jerk of the year. The Fool has no business being married in the first place. Marriage is for those who can "I'm sorry" when they are wrong. Not those who gloat in their misbehavior.

Hmmmm Cococandy small small o! ebi like say you never marry!.

One unfortunate thing is that it is a man’s world. What would slapping the man result to? The solution would have been immediately after the slap she goes on her knees and beg him to keep the marriage for the children sake. Men are dogs. We don’t have that conscience that looking at porn or sleeping with any available woman is wrong. It runs in the blood.

Don’t worry he will recall his wife back. He is trying to teach her a lesson. Don’t forget, I said unfortunately it is a mans world.

You can see that the wife’s people are coming to beg the idiot. It is a man’s world.

What gave you the idea that after your schooling and corpertion you will get work as a mechanical engineer olodo. Quit na and tell your unborn child why you are poor or you did not have work idiot.

Better go and learn perseverance and stay put with the electrical work. Include it in your CV that you have a stint on electrical engineering. This will definitely give you an edge when looking for work lazy bones.
Yeye, na una type d say Oga d use una. U want to earn before learning. Smallbtimebu GI say u get experience..... Maka who teach u... I de vex self

Actually this is d height of it. Men! Can u believe this. U haters are right. The man is sick. His sense of judgement is rapidly degenerating. I can't believe what I read shoooo! I think d best solution for Nigeria is DT the clearance done in Ghana be revisited in Nigeria. Enough of this misguided governance.
For crying out loud, of what economic benefit is travelling on a religious pilgrimage either mulim or Christian to the economy to to d country.

If you Like go to pilgrimage in hell. It is the individuals personal problem.

Mr. President! Enough is enough. I have always being your supporter come good comes whatever. But I am not taking this shit. Hanhan.

Make d economy work. Let there be light let the health sector work. The educational system let them work. That is what I want u to do. If you can get this done, thenbif u like send goats, hens on pilgrimage I will not bother.

Haba! Make a difference and leave petit irrelevant issues.

Nna che naka said eyi daban be fa. Mutane sunna shanwuya. Karma damai kain ka d wayansu abubuwa ba de basai ayi ma garin ampani ba. Please Sir!

I think if it does, it will unsettle and offset so many businesses on the ICT Landscape!... no need of modems etc. to go online, you can make calls, Data & Voice communications will be taken to a new level. Actually your Laptop/Desktops will become a larger Phone. I think it will be fun!!!

Geeks ...!

if it is a plant not artificial then it is lovely.

Got this way back from the Internet: here we go.....

“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women—And What To Do About It...”

MISTAKE #1: Being

Too Much Of A “Nice Guy”
Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys Of course you have.
Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU.
What's going on here?
It's actually very simple...

Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them.

And guess what?
Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION.
And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you.

I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... but GET OVER IT. Until you accept this FACT and begin to act on it, you'll NEVER have the success with women that you want.


MISTAKE #2: Trying To
“Convince Her To Like You”

What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they REALLY like... but she's just not interested?
Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel differently.
Well, I have news for you... YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION!
Never, ever, EVER.
You cannot CONVINCE a woman to feel differently about you with "logic and reasoning".
Think about it.
If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that FEELING by being "reasonable" with her?
But we all do it.
When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind.
Bad idea. One that will never work.


MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her
For Approval Or Permission

In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission".
Another HORRIBLE idea.

Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them... EVER.
Don't get me wrong here.
You don't have to treat women BADLY for them to like you.

But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things", think again.
You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval.
Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her...

MISTAKE #4: Trying To “Buy” Her Affection With Food And Gifts

How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did?
If you're like me, then you've had it happen a LOT.
Well guess what?
It's only NATURAL when this happens...
That's right, I said NATURAL.
When you do these things, you send a clear message:
"I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection".
Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION.



MISTAKE #5: Sharing
“How You Feel” Too Early In the Relationship With Her

Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on. Attractive women are rare.
And they get a LOT of attention from men. Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE TIME.

An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translate into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month.
And guess what? Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men.
That's right. They have EXPERIENCE.
They know what to expect.
And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates.

This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves.
Don't do it. Lean back. Relax.

There's a much better way...


culled from the internet... to be continued .....

Nice one! Congrats for life

Please Ma President Revenge all atrocity done to our country. But go slow on religion thinz!

opylas:
What pains does he feel, please?
Are you from Ekiti? Are you resident in it?? You don't come on here and say Fayose feels the pains of the people of Ekiti; you just don't!

These Ekiti guys have been brainwashed with poverty. If that is your view, you people should request tht your state be give IDPs status!

Ekiti people! se ebin payin ni, se efe je isu kan fun odun kan ni, are you guys that hopeless, wretched, worthless? even the birds of the air, they do not farm nor the fish in the River, se oju oti yin ni! somebody is lounging with your commonwealth and giving you yam, beans, rice, is it for you to plant, sioooooor i am ashamed for you. Do people read/become learned to become idiots/beggars soon you will be eating from the remains/leftover of the food from your governors’ table that are thrown in the dustbin? Mr. Governor, Oju Oluwa n wo e!

Obas101:
If i tell you Wetin dey my mind ehn e go result to insults but jst manage dis one ehn, u no get sense nd u lack self esteem

@ lastmumu, I now agree that "oruko man roni" means name in Yoruba language is a harbinger of ones personality. Lastmumu! heheheheh

What do you expect to happen to Banks when when a major source of banks float income was and is still being eroded by TSA.

What do you expect to happen to bank when commission on turnover has become zero

What do you expect will happen to bank when commissions accruing to banks from FIRS collections are in decimal figures, when the funds do not even stay to form a float for banks.

Better tell whoever or who it concerns that banking is a business set up for profit making and not a charity organisation to be given zombi instructions.

The TSA funds being forwarded to CBN, of what economic value is it adding to the business world sitting in CBN coffers.

If I where a bank MD I will reduce or stop attending to Federal Government Transactions. Why, I am not running a charity bank but a profit making bank.

Tell CBN to start bailing banks FAST if the do not want to witness another banking crisis in the country.

It is too damm expensive. Get two more quotes then compare. And even at that the qty they are quoting is much more than what they will actually bring to site. Very dubious people. Don't trust them.

Even if u follow them to buy d materials. They will ve conived with the sellers. Asbin the sellers all if them has two prices. One for their customer when the comebalone and the other for the mugu house owner.
Again ifbu are too struck with them like going to buy urself andbu buy the whole stock listed u will be surprise that the materials will not be enough. They would have stolen a major part of it. Very dubiousb people.
Best of luck

Adult Hot noni

Ajantala!

@ Op, tell ur friend not to claim holier than thou!. She style, style used preg hold and marry her Husband. All of una day for the same circle. Ur friend know her Man's fking the 3 of them before she come take preg hold am.

Sorry no sympathy here. She got what she deserve.
Then actually y she come look him phone, wetin she wan expect. Say the man go the preach bible ni!
Ur friend got her man frm the gutter. he will always be dirty and smell gutter.

Advice be, don't do d mistake of divorcing him o.

ritababe:
I blame buhari for this

Wanted to ask some questions ... just realise you are female!!!!

So what is Hot abot the legs that is distracting!!!! just wasted my data, getting more annoyed...........

tunesoft:
Abet, how is dat a wiring problem? She should be sued by the airline for bad publicity just to get cheap publicity...small time we go hear say she drop track or single now....mumu

Why the beef na?

truthspeaks:
Wow. Cnt believe a human being jst said dis

@ seunlayi I am sure u ve never boarded a plane before!

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I say weidone! weidone!!! ma guy. There is still hope for Naija. We are not all cowards!!!

What is this. Well it is actually a failed attempt to seek sympathy. Be like .... What is this d dog brought in.... Shrieking!!!!!!! Wugly!!!! .jabo joor!!!

@ Op, look at the road cleaners in most state, i tell you by quarter to Six Thirty, you will see them Road cleaners busy with their daily work. They are so committed that i wonder how much they are being paid .

Now enter into some ministry office, Men! Check their corridors, it has not seen broom in months. Check the surroundings grass everywhere.

What work are those people doing? chatting and debating either football or politics or party for the women folks.

Question is that the road cleaners, are they paid higher than the ministry staffs? Cause the road cleaners are contractual in nature.

BY THE WAY! DO YOU NOTICE THAT MINISTRY STAFF WALK VERY SLOWLY you can never see them in a haste Walahi!

Lwkmd, I beg make una tell d woman say her actions can further fan the love be the lovers o.

Eni ti e tori nami ni ma padafe {person wey una beat me because, na him I go marry] heheheheh

Photo shop thinzs

make she waka jooooooo