₦airaland Forum

Wait oo! Is all my degrees and certificates all waste?

What's the problem with Economy? Its time we start questioning the education of these mods

Why oppress your 4 wives on earth if you are expecting 72 virgins in heaven?

rafhell: at 40 let him continue to waste his life and not put his dick to good use.
i will be 28 soon and i am a happy father of 2 kids.

Any fool can be a father but it takes a real man to be a DADDY.

NessaFresh: OMG I wanna phuck him!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah your are free but after you present your HIV test result which I know would turn you off.

No hard feelings.

Shollypopz: My God!! He looks like he doesn't belong here on earth. He must live among the gods, he's only visiting us humans.

His eyes, his lips,......I just want to have his baby

I'm sure you can kill your family and run off with him.

ewet: Okupe,okupe you are here again. What does the yoruba nation have to benefit from a GEJ presidency?absolutely nothng.We neva have and we neva will.
Its none of your business if the ACN dies or lives. why are you taking panadol for anoda persons headache.What you shuld be telling us is how well GEJ is doin or is there absolutely nothng gud abt the GEJ admo tht you have to stast saddling us with this rubbish.

What is yoruba benefiting from Thiefnibu?

A former killer will surely be a hero to any northerner. Btw has his family returned all the money he stole?

50calibre: This Is quite sad, and we claim to have a democracy. Although when I rise to power, I plan to kill much more people (corrupt people hindering Nigeria from progressing) I am going to have a highly trained hit-squad like hitler's secret police The Gestapo.

I have already started compiling the list of guys I plan to terminate. Nigeria needs a radical to clean it up and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

Its my pleasure to inform you that you are on my own list

Omo_Tier1: Whoever compiled this list is a village champion!how can you say Akwa-Ibom is more developed than Edo? To even see Delta state on that list means the op really does not understand what development really is!

For all I care, the only state nearing anything called development in Nigeria is Lagos. Abuja comes closest but still years always from being a developed state. All others are glorified towns still developing.

Am surprised you are comparing Akwa-Ibom with Edo. Pls its important you understand that Akwa-Ibom state is now 8 yrs ahead of Edo in terms of development.

Reserving this space till it dares make front page

OP is from northern Nigeria

Nice and unique

Billyonaire: No one can afford to jettison his political future with such a gamble into an imprudent assemblage of regional warriors.

Last time I checked, APC is failing already, cos APGA will never have a consensus to join that regional imbroglio.

Just an Assembly of failed, disappointed and disenfranchised politicians.

PDP - Power2DPeople!

Tukur started but u finished it.

PDP will rule at least for the first 50 yrs said OBJ

Rooneyboy: I dey crase
Kneel for woman
Woman wey dey bend down piss

NEVER !

Depends on the situation actually. I still think the guy is smarter *wink*

That's the final move even though you stole her future she will definitely forgive.

Afghanistan

Nooooooo! Because I hardly walk out but if I do I don't go back. No matter what.

They all have skeletons in the cardboard so throw EFCC around and they will all beg for your pardon.

lacasa: Only during the time of a slow-poke


All leaders b4 this dumb fisherman all faced one crisis or another, and each maneuvered his way to quell it;

Gowon - (secession/Civil war)
Buhari - maitatsine crisis/ogoni uprising (quenched).
Babangida - zangon kataf (quenched)
Abacha - shi'a uprising (quenched).
Yar'adua - Militancy/Boko-Haram (quenched to a great degree)

But, Retardeen's case serves as the epitome of gross incompetence, lacklustre cabinet, mismanagement ad lack of decisiveness and trust.


From Boko haram to militancy to fuel subsidy scandal to massive corruption to indiscriminate criminal presidential pardons and looting of the treasury


#.. In 3 plus years the nation is heading towards oblivion with no sensible hand on deck to turn the tide.


GOODLUCK JONATHAN AND HIS GOVERNMENT IS THE GREATEST MISFORTUNE TO HAPPEN TO THIS GREAT NATION SINCE January 15 1966 coup and the Civil War


**God Punish these Devils in Disguise**

Am surprised you are comparing a military government which is a dictatorship regime to a democratically elected government.

eljp: From ur record bah? but does of us in d north know what we see/face....

What are you doing in the north or are you in prison?

Just asking sir.

honeric01: Noise makers

Btw, how many mosque are in the ND?

Guy those boys are rich enough to pay abokis to bomb there selves

superior1: Then after killing enough people, they will be begged to accept Amnesty and story continues

Brov it seems u are a learner. These boyz didn't beg for amnesty they were begged to accept. I also feel its important to let you know that Militants are richer at the creeks and have been praying for opportunity like this to go back. My point is that the Fed Govt needs to take them more seriously because I know what they are capable of.

rasheedlorna: Anyone?

Kind

Am personally happy that a former no where like Uyo is now competing with places like Lagos and PH in terms of infrastructural development. After our legislator will tell us that creating new states in not a good thing.

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] I agree! When you have to be in ten different countries in the space of six or seven days, being able to determine your own travel schedule is necessary.

Please let the man be, let only God be the Judge! [/color]

Let's Judge these guys before they kill us. The actual people spreading Christianity worldwide are even the poor Christians and missionaries serving in the most difficult terrains in this world. Our businessmen private jet chilling pastors just open expensive universities,businesses and preach about Double portion and finding a husband.


I pay my tithe to those that rightfully deserves it, the poor/needy and if you pay yours to your pastor then you are a learner

CrazyMan: What annoys me is the amount of money they're going to spend in bringing him down to Nigeria (that is if at all he decides to come).

When are we going to learn to promote our own, and stop wasting millions on this foreigners who don't give a damn about us?

Why not invite Seun to the event, he's the nigerian version of mark zukerberg...I'm sure that the Niger delta young professionals would be motivated when they see their fellow Nigerian telling them the sectets of success.

NOOOOO!!! Seun ain't coming to my state because he may bring along Tonto dike

ifeomabernard: when i saw the tweet on twitter i thought it was royce or phamton

Do you know how much is that German bird? If your phone alone gets lost you will visit native doctor.

He's children will soon full 2 canopies

eldoradoxx: whatz this arrant stuipidtty about being white ? Is there anything in white ladies bodies that is not in black woman ? Our ladies are even better endowed,sweeter to be with than oyinbo albinos. Go to TB Joshua for deliverance from spirit of inferiority complex.

You are wrong by saying black girls are sweeter. Have don several blacks then 2 white that changed my definition of a sweet woman. Oyibo woman thing sweet no be small.