₦airaland Forum

Na wa oo!

Logging off Nairaland to suck my girl friend's breat before heading to the office.

la furia: How is it any body's problem if people want to take concain or any hard drugs, it's their body afterall but yet taking or transporting hard drugs is illegal right?
Of what benefits are gays to humanity, nothing of worth. If anybody wants to practice homo, he should practice it in his bedroom, the public don't need them.

Why don't you go hang yourself by the neck, its your private life.

funshybam: ....and how is it your problem if a man marries a man? i find it difficult to believe we trample on some peoples right.....or will the gay force you to be his/ her partners ?

rubbish

See all them guy peope liking this perverted comment. Well sorry GEJ will trample on ur right this time

Its GEJ's fault

Who says the lord is not good.

JTF must hear this.

ayusco85: If u dont know how to speak english, why not use ur local dialect? Its "tip" not "ticks" and its "iceberg" not "icebulk". #SMH for d way some people use english lang

English is not his mother tongue, will you insult a Russian for making such mistake?

abokinside: Yeah Jonathan and his gang will be focused because in prison you dont have too much distractions. So while they are cooling off in Kuje prison they will have enough time to read aboutt the good governance going on in the country under APC.

Don't you get? There will be no Nigeria with GEJ in 2015.

AFANG!! The love portion every Akwa-ibom or Calabar girl gives you plus a fantastic treat on bed and you forget about your mother and father as the bible encouraged.

omaigala: The JTF should provide their civilian brothers with bullet proof vests.

the last time i check bullet proof dont stop an AK 47

So this boy can't dress!

This guy may become the riches producer in Nigeria after this his billion naira surgery o.

rozayx5: Akpabio Score Sheet/10

1. Education 7/10

2. Infrastructure 8/10


3. security 8/10

4. JOb creation/ Youth Empowerment 4/10

5. health 5/10

Job creation\Youth empowerment should be 2\10 for Akwa-Ibom state

States like Akwa-Ibom which is known to treat civil servents unfairly are wating to take advantage of this flaws despite its huge resources.

slimyem: Which one be Yvonne Nelson's own for dia? She has eyes on Ice Prince now? She never learn?

No mind that vulture after now she go begin cry again.

I once jokingly told a best friend am breaking up with my gf of over 2yrs and I'm still shocked with his reply.. "Guy give me the pass make I blow one hand run na". And they were friends too I tot.

Now I wonder if he Ameachi would hads done to GEJ if he was the president and the later Governor.

I feel she dumped you before you even had the chancew to breakup with her.Women are adventurious in that they try out other promising (mirage)avenues while still holding on to you incase.

So you mean the money Gov Akpabio is robbing someone else is trying to Rob it from him? Thats a sin!

pweetiedee: iyanya is an immature bastard!!!

Said a female Niaralander

Its called insurance, every new car has one.

Hell would have let lose if this had happened in any PDP state. Later they will flunt a party like ACN and APC ranting change for Nigeria.

REHOZIBAH: I am impressed....Garri 4 life! Open-mindedness will cure a lot of us from d age-long disease associated wt cerebral paranoia anytime ethnicity,religion n tribal issues are elevated to an olympian height of mediocrity!

Are you a speech writer to an illiterate

Gen. Specific:
All these mediocre northern politicians with little or no achievements other than winning an election in their backward states. Just like TAMBUWALA. Do you know how easy it is to become a senator representing any of the northern states in comparison to that of any state in the south?

They just distribute 100 bags of rice and few tubers of yam and an election is won

Lagos is working













In my ass

obiajurum25: I am very sure he is patronizing this prostitutes that is the reason he is saying we should not use the Church to judge rather we should use our human sense which does not give the right result. The bible says your body is the temple of the living God. Keep it and give the maker the glory.

He's wants it legalized so the cost will drop

chidindufrank: Nairaland is a partial forum. This topic made front page immediately it was posted.smh

Boko is now everywhere even in Nairaland

Yoruba and JUJU!!! Na wa o!

Wasn't she an ACN deputy governor? and they say APC will change this country

hectortex: I have got this little problem. Am a cash person, i carry much cash around more than i might need at a time.
At first i blamed my sister for the shortages i encounter because she used to do that way before i got married until she swore to me she dosent have access to my money with my wife around. my wife has also been privy to my decision to cut her allowances on several occassions cos of this same issue. until this morning, i discovered yet another shortage and due to a mild fever last nite, i was practically in our room the whole nite. so there was no question of anybody else taking anything in my absence. Ok i was very mad so i grilled her and threatened to make things difficult if i didnt get the money all the while hoping i was wrong about her.
this evening she opened up on how she did it and has been doing it for a while.
my problem is not like she hasnt got money, i make sure of that. she got access to about 50grand right inside our room but couldnt take her hands off my wallet.
i dont know how to handle this; am thinking of pulling a plug on all her allowances except the very basic ones and keeping my wallet far above her reach. I just dont know if its a right move.
If you were in my shoes,what would you do??

N.B: mod please i would want this to remain here in the family section

You married a thief my brother and trust me she will steal more if she has access to your bank accounts