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Michael jackson is a conductor in ajegunle,
Obama slept inside gutter this afternoon in oshodi, lol

Yoruba adage says: oro agba ti o se laro, ase lojo ale, When gadaffi said that nigeria should split, Alot of peoples are abusing him most especially gruntless nairalanders, i implore government to make hay while the sun is till shining,

excuse me sir, i want to eat my cane

Jack bauer is behind the capture killing of this guy. Lol

My babe ask of val gift from me and i also ask for sex as a val gift from her. She said that i should wait til our wedding night. I now said that i will give her val gift on our wedding night also but she vex well well. Am i wrong with that response?

[color=#000099][/color] All i need from her is some part of her body for money ritual and i will take care of her family.

[color=#000099][/color] All i need from her is some part of her body for money ritual and i will take care of her family.

Nigeria with nonsense, after his four year is nearly toward end. [color=#000099][/color]

@poster, God see ya parent hungry, He create food. He see ya parent thirsty, He create drinks and He see them without trouble, He create U!

Abiola may have skeleton in his cupboard but the issue here is babangida. He said it freely like other person but he doesn't wanna die. More so, i remember that at that time especially in some Yoruba part, some women rallied nakedly for spiritually purpose that babangida will die. Some even dried beans ball on his behind that he will die but alas he always wake up hale and healthy. Uh irumole! If he want to die, any body should pass this information to him that he just need to come down to lagos and walk just two nepa pole. I'm sure of lagosians people, before twink of an eye, you won't see his head on his neck.

the purpose of our celebration is that we don't kidnap foreigners any more but ourselves.

Na wa ooo! Ego, kudi, owo. We should pray for God protection over us, coz there is no way you can't put your child to abide with someone since you will not tie them to yourself

Congrat! Don't leave him. Try to adjust to the situation. Their was an adage that say: the devil you have known for long is better that the angel you have not see. Pele tie

IBB ram is 20kb. He had forgotten what he did to the nation and all his supporters are after his money. I'll like someone to pass this massive to him that "Once a mecca is alhaji forever"

One day i follow my friend and his father to their farm. We worked for almost four hours. Later his father said that we are going to another farm without knowing that it's another person's farm we are going. So when we reach that farm, he told his son and me to stay along the road to see if another person is coming so that we can notify him. It was a kolanut that the man is going to steal in another person's kolanut tree. His son and i are beside the road and watching and chatting while the man is on the kolanut tree plucking kolanut because we're hearing the sound of the falling kolanut. So, suddenly we heard "gbi" and his son said "that is a big kolanut". The man signal to us to come and when we get there it was my friend's father that is on the ground with a broken thigh. And i ask my friend "is this the big kolanut"! My friend just look at me and said nothing. He turn to his father and said let me carry you, his father said "elders are heavy and small child cannot carry him". My friend said can he bring stick. the man said "this is not the matter of stick" and he should go home and call his elder brother. I just stood there and praying that the farm owner should not meet us here because if my parent hear, that is the end of my life! I followed my friend back to home. It was the following day that i heard the man was rushed to rehab centre

I and my friend and two ibo guy(they are brothers) were coming from an outing around 8:30pm. I and younger brother of the ibo guy are in the front and my friend and the other ibo guy are coming behind. The ibo guy is the one behind me precisely. So, along the part we are going i see shit in my part and i told the ibo guy beside me to tell his brother that there is shit in his way. The guy now say "my brother see shit" the other ibo guy say "where is it". I don't know if the guy is a stammerer because he say it in slow way that "you don't mash am". I don't know what happened i just saw my friend sit down on the ground laughing. It is my friend that told me that as the guy want to answer his brother where the shit is so as his brother just step on it. I.e as he say you don mash am as his brother step on the shit!

Na wa for you oooo. I'm very best sure that u.re not tired of having sex every night.

Yoruba adage says that jakumo ki rin de osan, eni abi re ki rin de oru. What da hell is he doing in the night. I'll put the blame on governor because his law is for okada rider and commercial vehicle not to exceed 10. Is there any law that bide private car not to exceed particular time? The answer is NO.

If a man sleep with his mother, he will say it is devil's work. If father sleep with his daughter, he'll say it is devil's work. If a man kill another man, it's devil's work. Maybe obj is the devil in nigeria, and that is why we always mention his name on bad things. Uh!

I wonder why people support of releasing al mustapha after being detained for 11years. His allegation is that he murder some notable peoples. What of chief MKO abiola who was detained and die in prison without charge to court for his right. And we all know that he won the free and fair election. All there people that gather themselves and say that he should be release has chicken or mosquito brain especially that slowpoke man called himself fasehun.

If you know obama before, you will realise that he is a prolific writer and published alot of books. So using tele-device is out of it. It just like saying wole soyinka can not address the crowd!

All what happen to you all is fine but after she break my heart. I don't know what i'm doing in exam hall until i was expelled from university. I was charged for impersonation but i wrote down another matric number.

Some years ago, he fell down and alive while he was doing exercise but now he will fall down and DEAD! While trying for president [color=#990000][/color]