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earthsync:
Believe this fool at your own peril.

You see how you made yourself a public fool...

Brother, use your head before you say, had I know.... Because you want to travel out she is suddenly pregnant, you know how many guys girls don truncate their abroad movement with pregnancy....
Don't argue with her, let her born the child in Nigeria and after you have done DNA and confirm the child to be yours, then move her to abroad as you said... I bet you, if it's not yours, she will terminate the pregnancy before presidential election reach...
No allow emotion deceive you.... She just took her last chance to get you trapped....
No come here come tell us watin happen to you for abroad... Woman right big pass MAN right for Europe.
I dey tell you out of experience...*that pregnancy is not yours*

chiommy123:
Maybe He deserves it and for those forming strong man pray not to meet a crazy girl

Crazy girls are like sniffer dogs, they can sniff out where it is easier for them to attack and where they can not attack. whatever be her reason, she knows the guy is cool for her to attack and go freely...

MY ADVICE IS THIS FRIENDS... MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THE CUSTOMER CARE NUMBERS OF YOUR BANKS ON YOUR DAIRY AT HOME.

THE FIRST INSTINCT SHOULD BE TO CALL THE BANK AND ASKED THAT YOUR ACCOUNT IS BLOCKED AFTER ANSWERING THE NECESSARY QUESTIONS.....IF AFTER DOING THIS AND YOUR CASH GET MISSING THEN YOU HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THE BANK SHOULD PAY FOR NOT BEING PROACTIVE, BUT SINCE YOU DID NOT CALL THEM IN TIME, YOU MAY LOOSE THE FIGHT WITH THEM....

THE GUY THAT GOT A REFUND BY UBA WAS BECAUSE THEY FAILED TO ACT AS AT THE TIME THE REPORT OF STOLEN SIM CARD WAS MADE AND HIS CASH GOT MISSING 24 HOURS AFTER THEN.

SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOOSE...

delzbaba:
The pressure on her is too much, she'll definitely give in to temptation,her father should just allow her live her life.

I am Deborah Rise and this is a Rebirth!
Choose you this day whom ye will serve!
As for me - Deborah Rise, I and all my talents will Serve The LORD!
And this is My Choice. What’s yours?

Nothing suggest she is under any pressure ".... And this is My Choice"

Dralin:
Walahi it hurts, my aunt that grew up with us, were so close that even in sch,pipu called us twins.When she married i wan faint cox they said she's travelling to yankee-bt na she tell me say me say go visit me.Omo like after yrs she cme bk,she no come house, i was mad gan,so i visited. she locked her house,i ask gateman,aunty chi de? He said yes that she just went in,Hours passed,aunty didnt open,i went bk wit red eyes(u knw na) my friend said she ask for my name and he gave her my username on FB,i was angry saying i wont add bt e drag me i add am,only for me to greet her like we greet.she said she no knw me,kai i explain my entire village that day,use vocab wey i no knw, i send even pics that we took,bt.for where! Up till nw like 3yrs nw e be like shock.
.my friend still chat wit her as his senior in sch
NB-she's nt mentally Sick

I can feel the pain bro, it came unexpected, just let it go....Maturity comes with life experience.....doo

WhiteJacket:
Calm down madame..
Lol.. This is how you just generate enemies from thin air. Infact , nairaland makes me think some people are not as matured as they seem or look.
This was just a case of someone's value system. I personally don't think that way, but I grew up with people who think the same. For instance, some of my folks can never collect money from certain close people for services, purchases and favors which are below a certain amount, especially when its not as a business transaction. It doesn't make them evil. For some people, they believe its best to not even do the favor, than collecting such amount. Probably, she was unfortunate not to be able to get the money or something, meanwhile, you just carry it on your head that the person is evil.

I think your missing her point a little, i feel maturity is the ability to say outright NO instead of saying YES and doing acting NO..... she realize how hard it could be that was why she offered to send her money for the service, it does not make the receiver to be a bad person, but for the receiver to delay in keeping her subscription with given the stranded friend reason and go ahead to block her on whatsapp. haba, bro look the matter agian na. is she a deaf and dumb to say she is broke or that her racket no enter again...

Ghostmode2two:
MY BROTHER THE FRIEND I BOUGHT TICKET FOR IS A FRIEND WE ATE TOGETHER BEFORE HE TRAVELLED AND HE PROMISED SENDING THE MONEY BACK TO ME ONCE HE SETTLES DOWN. I WAS HAVING TWO HUNDRED K IN MY ACCOUNT AND HE NEEDED ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY K.I GAVE HIM THE MONEY STILL.

No mind them jo, Na there way, all of them for Europe. just learn not to hope for the cash again so your mind will be at peace the way my own they at peace now.....
My mind will continue to be a peace as long as he remains in Europe till death but if i seem him for naija one on one by mistake. i go mess am up.

such is life

I wonder how people will be allowed to be used at this time a age in the name of church, sometime i decide to just read comments and pass because nobody thought me sense...he will be looking for advise till he losses his mother...

A friend that plays instrument in church checked out of the church the very day he asked for stipends to keep him and his boys going and it was a week to the so called numerous crusades, the G.O told him that even if he refuse to play instrument that the Bible said God will raise the stones to praise him, my friend told the G.O that being a first son that the same Bible said he who can not provide for his family is worst than an unbeliever. today he is taking care of his family and getting ready to marry soon..

if you like stay there and think that your one of the trustees in the church investment, do not go and look for money to save your mum and live a better life......

Many of married women do not orgasm reason been that their man are now relax thinking that the wife is always there for them and takes love making as a normal ritual without thinking twice if she enjoys it or not....the Women do not also help matters by opening up to their hubby about their sexual imaginations as such they continue faking orgasm...

BlinksBlinkd:
MY ENCOUNTER WITH A JW (Jehovah’s Witness) PART 1
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It was a bright Saturday morning….I woke
up around 6am after a
long day at work the previous day, as
usual, I brushed, picked up
my booth and jersey, called Sesan from the
other flat……….”Guy, its
time for field”……………….
We walked down to a secondary school
pitch close to our house
(That’s where guys play soccer every
weekend)……..There were
not too much people for set that day so we
ended a bit early like
around after 10. I went home straight with
sesan and two other
guys from the field but instead of the guys
to go to their house
straight, they decided to chill a bit at my
place. We were so tired.
Four of us decided to sit outside my house
and started gisting
about different things, from politics to girls
and football but
football takes the other of the day…Our
discussion was not without
some chilled spirit and sprite mixture
couple with some fried meat
which my girlfriend prepared for me for the
weekend.
Suddenly, the someone opened our main
gate, for my mind
“oooohhhh, this people have come
again”…..Sesan quickly said
“Guy, abeg I dey go shower abeg”…………All
the other guys started
grumbling too…..i had no option than to
wait as they started
approaching us and I couldn’t stand up
again as it will be so
embarrassing to them………..”Awon oloshe
wo leleyi gan”…………It
was two guys and a lady that walked into
my compound….the two
guys carried hand bag which comes from
their shoulder down the
side of their thigh…..One of them was on
suit fully kitted while the
other put on just pant trouser, shirt and tie
to match it up. The lady
put on a blue shirt and black skirt with a
black big bag..no make
up or anything.
Ordinarily, this was not the first time am
seeing them coming to
preach for me but I was not just in the
mood that day at all………
they approached us and it was all joke here
and there…they preach
a bit and we sometimes change it to
politics with them and talk
about life generally…..Jokes do come in at
interval and the lady
seems to be a bit friendly likewise the guys
too……what we thought
will be a boring moment was actually all
fun except from the fact
that we were drinking and offered them
part of it which they
declined. They even preached to us to stop
drinking as it was not
a good idea and is a sin to God…”Oga,
leave that even Jesus
turned water to wine”………………
Before we knew it, it was almost like an
hour we have been
discussing, they gave us one of their
pamphlet to read through and
digest as they make their way out of the
compound..It was during
this moment one of the guy said
Guy 1: “Guy, una no see dat babe bottom…
see as e dey roll they
go, this is bad mehn”
Guy 2: Una think say I dey listen to the
preaching before? Na her
endowed bweast I just dey look since
oooo….the babe carry no be
small
Me:Na God go save una…..this one na JW
ooooo…..dem no dey do
that kind thing oooo
Guy 1: Forget that one abeg, na dem dey
do am pass
Guy 2: Tolu na confirm SU oooooo………………
and u no hw many
times I don collect pass for her body
Me: which Tolu b that?
Guy 2 : The same one wey you know
now….wey dey stay Anthony
street..
Guy 1: Na lieu
Me:Guy, $get that one, no be the same tolu
wey I know…..the babe
dey too saint jare and no be like you she fit
fall for
Guy 2: Una dey doubt me?
Me: Yes now…………..who go believe you…..
He brought out his phone, scroll to the
picture gallery..what we
saw was alarming…different pics of tolu
lying down on his bed, the
one they snapped together and all sort of
romantic bed mood
pictures..we were totally convinced that he
has actually done
something with Tolu and it was a great
surprise to us. (That’s life,
never trust any babe…………ALL BABE HAVE
THEIR PASSWORD,
ONCE U ARE A GOOD HACKER, U CAN
DEFINITELY HACK THEIR
SYSTEM, GET THEIR PASSWORD FOR
FREE ACCESS).

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Click on the link below to continue reading

www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/03/19/encounter-jw-jehovahs-witness-part-1/

hmmm

lonelydora:
did i just see a FRSC car nearby and they couldn't help?

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you saw rightly, it is a road safety corp vehicle. they do not have fire extinguish but will be disturbing motorist for one. Non Sense

SamuelAnyawu:
Who go dey Fortify Nasarrawa State Uni boys now

do not glamorize incompetence of the Nigerian government and the Nigerian Army. thsse are hunters guns and the last i checked, its not a criminal offence for hunters to own such gun....young man and boys that have decided to protect fatherland from the terrorist fulani invaders that carry AK 47/49 and had to fortify themselves. these are the people the Nigerian Army are parading as militia group while the fulani heardmen can move around to cause damage and claim lands whose original owners has been wiped out. God is watching you people...

if it is true then it is not far fetched that Bokoharam has teased money when they were paid to release few of the chibok girl to the federal government. they need more money.

You think that you have catches mogu that do not know what to do with cash, do not worry yourself, when he finished with you, you will look for tears in your eyes to shade but you will not see any. I am waiting to hear your gist on how you escape been used for rituals.

I wanted to comment but children has started making their comments already. let me pass before they insult me.

MORE PICTURES OF HIS FOOT SOLDIERS.

THE FACE OF THE MOST WANTED RITUALISTIC IN ONELGA

if your an avid follower of African history, you will understand why Zimbabwe coup is the way it is. Mugabe is a Elder state man whose struggle pushed out the invades from Zimbabwe, as such they do not want to kill him out rightly and take over as it is done in modern coup which will put them under international pressure. Secondly they are avoiding strong confrontation with AU and UN. thirdly, most of the Military guys were part of the independence struggle as guerrilla fighters with Mugabe as their leader. However, i will refer to their coup as Democratic coup were the Army wants to force the president to honorably resign or face impeachment from the parliament. that is why they did not suspend the constitution.
the military were not happy as he wants to install his over ambitious Wife as his successor.......

This is the reason why Nigeria can not move pass its shadow and Nigeria will continue to remain in Limbo. Nigeria politicians does not have any political philosophy governing them other than Pocket politics. today they are in APC, calling PDP names. tomorrow they will jump to PDP and call APC names. i pity those taking them serious and i also pity Atuku that should have face his business and leave Politics alone, now his business is been affected because of his jumping Party politics.

Krystalzkris:
are there any steroids that could increase someone's height?

yes there are steriods but it sold out the shore of Nigeria.

emmyN:
Dark in 2009, fair in 2017. 1daful transformation

exactly what i intend to say. Nigerians with skin mentality. MOST THEY BLEACH THERE SKIN TO FILL AMONG?

Bollinger:
Weirdest story i ever heard. How does a prisoner come in contact with fulani herdmen? Isn't he supposed to be in prison? Only in Nigeria.

when a person has been sentence to jail and he is getting close to his release date, the prison authority allows him to leave the prison with his fellow mate to go work on the prison farms or other areas that may be assign to them. you can only notice that they are prisoners by their blue uniform. he may have been killed in such farm.

i am very happy reading this trend and one thing i noticed is that for the first time Nigerians are doing things the right way.
99% of nairalanders were all out to give a meaningful advice to the young man. this is how it is suppose to be and not the other way round where miscreants will start insulting theirselves. even those who are ashamed to come out are learning from your advice. My brother from what i have read, i think all have been said by my follow Nigerians but i will add that you start taking this drugs case will become in 3 months time.
MANIX HERBAL ENHANCERS learn more about it online. 2 capsule morning and 2 capsule evening.

when you are of APC, u become a new person and all your sins will be forgiven but immediately your against the policies of APC they start batching you. i watch the screening of EFFC acting boss live and i quote DINO statement before he stated his cross examining " when you speak the truth you die, when you lie you die, i have choosing to speak the truth and die".
ALL this certificate this, certificate that just started because he spoke his mind, just with 24 hrs after he posted his theses, the new song is impeachment for stealing television. the big question is why didnt APC tell that DINO did not graduate from ABU during the election, why did they not tell his that DINO stole Television and was impeached when he was in ABU. why telling us now.
STUPID APC, STUPID SAHARA REPORTER, ONE CHANCE GOVERNMENT.
PLEASE TELL YOUR PRINCIPAL TO SHOW US HIS CERTIFICATE

THANKGOD DINE DID NOT HIRE SAN TO PROVE THAT HE HAS CERTIFICATE.

THIS IS A TYPICAL REPLY U WILL GET ON MOST NAIJA FORUM COMPARED TO WESTERN FORUM. THIS IS THE KIND OF REPLY THAT MADE A NIGERIAN DOCTOR TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN LAGOS. IF SOMEONE IS DEPRESSED AND ASK FOR HELP PLZ IF YOU DO NOT KNW WHAT TO SAY. KEEP QUITE. EVERYTHING IS NOT JOKE.
THIS IS ONE OF THE CAUSE SUICIDE RATE IS NOW HIGH IN NIGERIA. YOU GET INSULTED WHEN YOU ASK FOR HELP.

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED FOR AN E&I INTERVIEW TAKING PLACE TOMMOROW MONDAY 27TH FEB 2017 BY 10AM AT DESICON ENGINEERING, PORT HARCOURT OFFICE: 60 KING PEREKULE STREET. GRA PHASE 2. PH, RIVERS STATE.

A FRIEND OF MINE GOT THE ABOVE MASSAGE FOR AN INTERVIEW ON SUNDAY FOR A JOB OPENING HE DID NOT APPLY FOR. HOWEVER, HE DID NOT ATTEND THE INTERVIEW BUT TWO WEEKS LATER THEY SENT HIM ANOTHER SMS YESTERDAY THAT HIS INTERVIEW IS TODAY. BUT HIS CHALLENGE IS THAT THE ADDRESS OF THE COMPANY THEY GAVE FOR HIS INTERVIEW IS DIFFERENT FROM THE ADDRESS OF THE COMPANY AS FOUND IN THE INTERNET WHICH Desicon Engineering Limited, 87 Woji Road, G.R.A Phase II,Port Harcourt, Rivers State,Nigeria.
WE ARE AFRAID S A FRAUD INTERVIEW OR SOMETHING SINISTER.

gbishman:
As a husband you owe your wife protection so u allowing her partake in this scheme and she ended up committing suicide u should be help responsible for failing to guide her.

Is like you did not take your time to read the whole story. tomorrow you will be blaming buhari.
so you did not hear when he said his wife kept it as a secret from him.

swazpedro:
if only i could spare more than a minute to read i would have understood what u wrote

I do not mean to halt you on the above statement but it is sad that this generation of youths do not border to read books again other than very short stories which is synonymous to chatting lingua. if you are into reading of books, you will not have any stress in reading through the personal narratives of the writer and appreciating her effort in not been left out of her mother tongue. however, if you can not spare time to read then do not border to open such a topic, let alone comment..

i want to categorically state that chatting lingua has really kill the creative mind of out young generation as this has made any write-up that is not close to chatting lingua so stressful to read through. no wonder we are seeing a larger generation of younger graduates that do not listen to NATIONAL NEWS REGULERLY even though we know we are been feed with lies but at least if we do listen, we will know that the president of Nigeria is Gen. MOHAMMADU BUHARA and not DR. Buraha., we will knw that the first lady of Nigeria is not Stelle Obasanjo (these are the answers given by suppose graduates when they where asked those question.).

please do not allow your chatting lingua affect both your quantitative and cognitive reasoning.

fuckboy:
why does the man beside that woman looks like Albert Einstein

You just blow your cover.
You were or a science Student.

i have seen what i was looking for.
the two Rings