₦airaland Forum

LifeofAirforce:
No!

It's not Angela, It's your mother .

Stale!
Try harder!!

''friends with benefit'' like reading the scriptures, going to church/mosque and the likes bah?

OP add Graphic photos to the title jor!!

Anyday anytime I prefer White collar Jobs to Businesses!
Like for WHITE COLLAR JOBS , Share for Internet/Side Hustles .

theButterfly:
Fixed that for you.

You're a Feminist?

He musn't do it! I REPEAT! HE MUSN'T DO IT!!

He should leaue them outside or take the clothes inside.

I advise so because if he should do the laundry, then his Wife will win the 'case'. He should stand his ground and not wash them..

Women are meant to be ruled and not to rule.

Who else noticed the *GLOBAL ATTENTION* URblogger typed?

Is she related to 'climate change' or is she starting a 'war' that is 'grabbing' global attention?

Bloggers won't make HEAVEN!

They'll be rejected in Hell sef..

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Americans: Wow! You look nice in your suit, I really love the style. Enjoy your day..
**Back here
NIGERIA: Ahh! Pastor! Pray for us oh! You be big man na!

We're the Problem of our Problem

Jonathan was, Buhari will soon take that position of the MOST INSULTED PRESIDENT IN NIGERIA AND AFRICA AS A 'HOLE'..

Ever since the inception of democracy, our Presidents have always been 20% worse than their predessors.

If Buhari had died during his 1st term, we'd have thought he was the only person capable of 'delivering' Nigeria, but Baba is alive and doing NOTHING..

If Yar'Adua was alive, who knows what he'd have done sef..

LIKE if you believe AFRICANS ARE SANE. Share if you think OYIBO are sane.

Any asset apart from the one that's always declared by political office holders is BULLCRAP!

Bring it to Nigeria and take it to an event then watch how MC Oluomo's children will sit at the huge front of the car till it comes down to the level of a Lamborghini

AwkaetitiBabe:
You not serious. Boo will pick a name. Thx

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Enjoy your night

AwkaetitiBabe:
Nope. It's on my to do list though.

Get it ASAP. And when you do, don't forget to post its picture on NL so we can suggest nice names..

AwkaetitiBabe:
I'm definitely not an ajebo

You sure are. Okay tell me, do you've a puppy now?

AwkaetitiBabe:
My dear, that talk will break my heart o. If na boyfriend, I go simply ghost am. But for husband, him go change my wardrobe and get me puppy for all to be well... I love peace

LMAO.. Puppy again! Chai..!
Ajebo wife..

AwkaetitiBabe:
Lol. He should stop apologizing and start showing her she's enough. His actions should speak volumes.

The plain truth is, OP is a weak 'peace beggar and teaser'..

But Babe, if you were told the same by your husby, what would you do?

AwkaetitiBabe:
He should buy her a very cute puppy.

You love puppies bah?
What if she doesn't love Puppies?
What if she is from that tribe that loves eating grown-up puppies?
I no call name oh!

AwkaetitiBabe:
Sex? Please he should try something else.

Not just 'Sex' , a ''mind-blowing sex'' might be good enough to clear the 'smoky-hate' she has for OP ..

Or he can try the other method tho.

calgaryFriend:
Na wah o, blue film on Nairaland ? Oh my dayss
healthserve allow a man pour out his mind fa...

D; diff. strokes for diff. folks.. It might work.

OP,
...don't beg her again..
Just do this..


Go out tomorrow to a place where they sell Ice cream, buy one and take it home..

When you get home, go to her, tell her you've a surprise for her and that she should go and bath.. When she is out,
Blindfold her, tie and strip her unclad. Take the Ice cream and put it round her nipples and then extend it to her stomach and other sensitive parts.
NOW lick it in the most romantic way and make sure she gets hot..

While she is hot and maybe dripping, smooch her and still tell her you're very very sorry for what you said, OP turn to a mumu, if she doesn't agree, bleep her and leave, if she does, then congrats..

OR
lf you stay in Abuja or Lagos, Google search where you can find a hill or a place you can get a nice view at night. Take her there, buy something for her and beg her again, make sure you use a perfume and if possible play a cool music, it always assist in keeping memories.. Just think outta the box Mhen!

.

I love this kind of babe in particula!
I love them fair,
Fresh,
Tall,
Sensible,
More sensible,
Jealous to share me with anybody,
AND ABOVE ALL,
Odourless..

vickyhow:
nice one

Expect ya airtime soon
seems u are my namesake *smiles*

Yet to get the airtime also.

Always on the headline with a boring news!

Boring Girl..

She should agree Brodashaggi's proposal to be her BF so she can learn a bit of the Ajekpako life, her poshness is too boring

vickyhow:
nice one

Expect ya airtime soon
seems u are my namesake *smiles*

Yes. I'm a proud Victor - Thanks in advance.

The best time to ACT IS NOW! Don't wait a second delaying..
Just like that popular saying that goes thus; THE best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the next best time is NOW!

0. Etisalat go do am.

Tomiwa69:
Eeeeeeeeee!!! E pain am.LOL The world gives a Bleep about Jews even with our oil

I refuse to argue with you!

Tomiwa69:
Poor briefing.
Majority na Fulani Fulani Fulani.
This one is not enough to draw sympathy ooo.
U come call Ya sef Jews again.Remember Germany and Jews if not for trump Remember American and Jews.Basically Europeans hate Jews.I also think it is ur oil dat is shaking u ppl.Climate change is at it peak.The world will gradually pull out of Crude and Invent other Channel of income to save earth ooo.Maybe by then Biafra will drink their oil

Take your frustration else where, channel it to make money and live a better life.
From your comment, you sound hungry!

And when Bubu finally goes to his Ancestors in 3 decades time what will we use to remember him?