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AwkaetitiBabe:
You not serious. Boo will pick a name. Thx

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Enjoy your night

AwkaetitiBabe:
Nope. It's on my to do list though.

Get it ASAP. And when you do, don't forget to post its picture on NL so we can suggest nice names..

AwkaetitiBabe:
I'm definitely not an ajebo

You sure are. Okay tell me, do you've a puppy now?

AwkaetitiBabe:
My dear, that talk will break my heart o. If na boyfriend, I go simply ghost am. But for husband, him go change my wardrobe and get me puppy for all to be well... I love peace

LMAO.. Puppy again! Chai..!
Ajebo wife..

AwkaetitiBabe:
Lol. He should stop apologizing and start showing her she's enough. His actions should speak volumes.

The plain truth is, OP is a weak 'peace beggar and teaser'..

But Babe, if you were told the same by your husby, what would you do?

AwkaetitiBabe:
He should buy her a very cute puppy.

You love puppies bah?
What if she doesn't love Puppies?
What if she is from that tribe that loves eating grown-up puppies?
I no call name oh!

AwkaetitiBabe:
Sex? Please he should try something else.

Not just 'Sex' , a ''mind-blowing sex'' might be good enough to clear the 'smoky-hate' she has for OP ..

Or he can try the other method tho.

calgaryFriend:
Na wah o, blue film on Nairaland ? Oh my dayss
healthserve allow a man pour out his mind fa...

D; diff. strokes for diff. folks.. It might work.

OP,
...don't beg her again..
Just do this..


Go out tomorrow to a place where they sell Ice cream, buy one and take it home..

When you get home, go to her, tell her you've a surprise for her and that she should go and bath.. When she is out,
Blindfold her, tie and strip her unclad. Take the Ice cream and put it round her nipples and then extend it to her stomach and other sensitive parts.
NOW lick it in the most romantic way and make sure she gets hot..

While she is hot and maybe dripping, smooch her and still tell her you're very very sorry for what you said, OP turn to a mumu, if she doesn't agree, bleep her and leave, if she does, then congrats..

OR
lf you stay in Abuja or Lagos, Google search where you can find a hill or a place you can get a nice view at night. Take her there, buy something for her and beg her again, make sure you use a perfume and if possible play a cool music, it always assist in keeping memories.. Just think outta the box Mhen!

.

I love this kind of babe in particula!
I love them fair,
Fresh,
Tall,
Sensible,
More sensible,
Jealous to share me with anybody,
AND ABOVE ALL,
Odourless..

vickyhow:
nice one

Expect ya airtime soon
seems u are my namesake *smiles*

Yet to get the airtime also.

Always on the headline with a boring news!

Boring Girl..

She should agree Brodashaggi's proposal to be her BF so she can learn a bit of the Ajekpako life, her poshness is too boring

vickyhow:
nice one

Expect ya airtime soon
seems u are my namesake *smiles*

Yes. I'm a proud Victor - Thanks in advance.

The best time to ACT IS NOW! Don't wait a second delaying..
Just like that popular saying that goes thus; THE best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the next best time is NOW!

0. Etisalat go do am.

Tomiwa69:
Eeeeeeeeee!!! E pain am.LOL The world gives a Bleep about Jews even with our oil

I refuse to argue with you!

Tomiwa69:
Poor briefing.
Majority na Fulani Fulani Fulani.
This one is not enough to draw sympathy ooo.
U come call Ya sef Jews again.Remember Germany and Jews if not for trump Remember American and Jews.Basically Europeans hate Jews.I also think it is ur oil dat is shaking u ppl.Climate change is at it peak.The world will gradually pull out of Crude and Invent other Channel of income to save earth ooo.Maybe by then Biafra will drink their oil

Take your frustration else where, channel it to make money and live a better life.
From your comment, you sound hungry!

And when Bubu finally goes to his Ancestors in 3 decades time what will we use to remember him?

Niqqa looks like those Edo Monarchs.

Offpoint:
Mantis Mantis Mantis...

If you understand this, you stand a chance to win 5k.

Mantis Mantis Mantis is, according to me, a point or situation where after the Sxx, the man gets infected with STI and dies off . I GET AM?

She looks like Lalasticlala's Mother! Abi Bro na true?

Wetin sup?

Bread and my Semen. I balance it with a chilled bottle of Coke from Mama Rukayat's kiosk

9jawitch:
nevermind, 9jawitch is ok

I just emailed you.

9jawitch:
nope I didn't, y'all need to stop referring to me as a witch because of my moniker

Pardon my manners jare.
What name should I call you?
I don't want to brainstorm because possible names aren't coming through.

9jawitch:
fine

I'm literally falling for you, did you bewitch me?! Your DP is mind blowing.

9jawitch:
an hungry man is an angry man indeed

9jawitch; How're you?

My Parents once brainwashed me that ''drinking Coconut water make you dull''.
I swear with my manhood I believed it till late July/August before I was told of the health benefits..
I con start to dey rush am

Where's Lalasticlala sef?

Looking like a POR.NSTAR!

I won't be amazed by technology till I can download FOOD!

How is this news?