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Kingblingz:
But if we see the one wey u buy for dis ur Boo boo we go FLY abi? No be even say na better Singlet lyk LUX nd co,una go buy MBL singlet wey be say if u wash am once,u fit sow up nd dwn with am! I pray diz year d wind of CHANGE go blow una o....

Pavore9:
Two people whey no gather themselves! lf the lady happens to be my sister, l will feel no pity for her! Why should she be engaged to a man for 5yrs.....A man who already has 2 children from 2 women?

A man has no business performing husbandly duties to a woman he is not married to just as a woman has no business performing wifely duties to a man she is not married to! When such relationship packs up, one feels so used!

When you tell people that fornication does not give one any edge above another, they feel you are too outdated to be alive!

Pavore9:
Two people whey no gather themselves! lf the lady happens to be my sister, l will feel no pity for her! Why should she be engaged to a man for 5yrs.....A man who already has 2 children from 2 women?

A man has no business performing husbandly duties to a woman he is not married to just as a woman has no business performing wifely duties to a man she is not married to! When such relationship packs up, one feels so used!

When you tell people that fornication does not give one any edge above another, they feel you are too outdated to be alive!

Charliiee:
still no sense...

Charliiee:
honestly, there's no sense in what u wrote

Arch1:
PDP must rule Abia state. Governor Theodore Orji is the best Governor in the South East.

Abians please dont vote for APC, vote for PDP so that Ikpeazu can continue the 'good work' of Governor Theodore Orji

Cutehector:
will he b ova u wen his current babe's azz is not as big as urs

pwettyaura:
thank u so much dear...am tryin to..its jst a little bit hard...thank u for ur advice

pwettyaura:
your comment is making me cry...thank u and thanks to everyone.

2dice:
your shoe?
My leg is bigger than urs ..definitely yur asss is bigger than mine
you see we no match

Mhizkel:
Looool...Interesting! You should have just say it politely that you wanna poo..Afterall, you are human and the guy himself poos too! Had it been you have pooed on your pants eh!Chai! Make i no talk

2dice:
chaii all d dude effort
i wish you had poo in your undies sef

9jacrip:
While out, I saw an old acquaintance, greeted each other with a slight hug.

Got back to my neighbourhood, parked at a bar, walked in and had everyone staring - I brushed it off and thought it was all good.

Walked up to the shots table, asked to be given a drink and the folks there began to laugh. The more they looked at the face the more they laughed and I stupidly joined in faking a laugh.

I was handed the drink, got a table, sat down, took my glasses off and 'gen gen' I saw one lens had popped out.

I was like dayum!

I paid up and left the bar quickly.

I later realized, while thinking it through, that my friend I ran into hugged me while my glasses were suspended with the ropes from my neck down to my chest.

2dice:
buhahaha
so you didn't give him ur number at last

Mhizkel:
hmmmm...I'm waiting.....

2dice:
loading
lol you be card?

Trut:
She dey visit NL as a guest, but she no go no say na her matter we dey discuss if she read this thread.

Trut:
The lamba she gives this days is beyond "no strings attached". She don give me sweet hug this morning as we resume for the day .

KingTom:
I am also a gynaecologist like him, inspection is different from penetration, we use our Speculum to inspect, not our dicks.

KingTom:
Do not shave for maybe 2 months, let the Hair be thick and disgusting, invite him to your house, seduce him, get naked if he tries to insert his D into your ass or can't locate the promise land, then he is a virgin.

WARNING: Guys have been using the I'm not a virgin trick for years and years, what happens to you if my plan doesn't work will be

a) He bangs sense out of you

b) He laughs at your gullibility and then bangs sense out of you.


U-18 PLS KEEP OFF!!!!

KingTom:
Na your food na

kinibigdeal:
Ladies! Have any guy lied to you before about being a virgin

carlcar2012:
I find it difficult to humble myself or will I say submit my body to a man . my boy friend is really pressuring me but I just can't.

I need advice

ronald4lif:
You begged the first, second etc that's why this is happening. Even if you must plead not when you were wronged. Don't ever beg her this time else she'll keep doing same thing. You must have given her lots of reasons to believe that you can't live without her. Maybe you show too much love, more than she deserves. If you dare beg her again this time be ready to do so every time she comes up with such drama.

For how long do you intend to plead? How long can you take it? It's time to take control of the relationship. She seems to be in control at the moment and it's about time you put a stop to it.

buygala:
Ask Femi Fani-Fayode..... Ibo girls are the cutest, neatest, though definitely not the smartest girls around the Niger River


As a proudly Yoruba boy who still appreciates his sisters, It is with much heaviness of heart that I have come to the tearful and envious conclusion that Ibo girls are the ultimate and undisputed bomb, having been 'blessed' with the misfortune of 'sampling' a lot of girls from everywhere around the Niger



A STANDING OVATION FOR ALL IBO GIRLS

Wendy80:
I appreciate your contributions. Just b4 I left the office this evening, I saw clearing her desk hurriedly saying her 'Baby' is coming for her. 20mins later I saw 'him' driving away with her. Its no longer picture oh, I saw him live.
I'm beginning to wonder if he doesn't know where I work or has he forgotten or just doesn't care
Na wa oh