₦airaland Forum

Clerverly:
This man has really destroyed jonathan! I pity jonathan and his wife! A very Useless family!!

hassan85:
Thanks for dt question mam. pounds was d highest currency and d last time I checked it still is. see If u want to support gej, it's cool But support with sincerity. OK boko haram cloud his achievements. What happened to our currency, our economy, unemployment, corruption (Sorry, stealing/ole)??.... who has he prosecuted? please educate me scholar gej??

Chidexter:
What is all these, Virgin this, non virgin that.
If you want to marry a virgin, then marry!
If you dont want to, then leave!.

Your opinion doesnt matter, just keep it to yourself.

Dapo777:
Most times when a girl decide to remain a virgin till she gets married,its usually out of indoctrination, or in some rare cases lack of exposure/opportunity.

Girls,especially in this part of the world are told to remain virgins till she gets married, so that her husband would appreciate her and put a lot of value on her. How true is this?

Well, if I should discover that my wife is a Virgin on our honey moon,I would be impressed that she was able to hold herself,that shows that she is disciplined. It also gives me some sense of pride that I am the "first"

On the other hand.......

I will feel a bit worried.

Sex is the number one factor that determines the success of a marriage.

A virgin would have one or more issues relating to sex.

There are two categories of virgin(female)

1)Those that masturbate.
2)Those that don't masturbate.

A virgin that masturbate would be selfish on bed. She would feel she can satisfy herself and probably doesn't require her husband for sexual fulfilment. Its their kind that would be faking orgasm in bed. They are usually the feminists.

A virgin that don't masturbate would be a sex maniac after marriage. Especially if her husband is really experienced on bed. All the urges she has failed to satisfy while in her youth would be burdened on her husband. Its their kind that won't get satisfied after 6 rounds

You see. Both kinds of virgin would pose some problems to their husband after marriage.

Imagine if your wife can't be satisfied from your penis, check closely she was/is probably a masturbator while in her youth. Worse of all when she fakes orgasm. Problems would start emerging.

Imagine if your wife has more libido than you do, after all the hectic pounding and pounding,she starts moving her hands over you while you resting and then you start feeling insufficient.

This is my opinion.

*dodges bottles from virgins*

hassan85:
Copied..........

A friend said he's afraid that Buhari may take us
back!!
I replied him that i would be happy if GMB can
take us back because it's always good to go
back when you've
lost your way and your destination is no longer
visible.
GMB Should take us back to the era where.

1. One Dollar to 54 kobo.
2. Everything was on first come first serve
3. There was zero tolerance for corruption
4. The OIL REFINERIES! Port Harcourt, Warri and
Kaduna were built and operational
5. Anybody with questionable wealth was afraid
to show up
6. There was Zero tolerance for indiscipline
7. Everything was in order
8. Nigeria had no debt,
9. Neglecting your children was a crime
10. Littering the public place was a crime
11. 20 Oil depots were built and functioning,
PTF was managed with transparency
12. Western world cant interfere into our
business
13. Chad invaded and we sent them packing and
decided not to harness their Land
14. When our economy was NOT running on
generator
15. Everybody can sleep with their eyes closed
16. Countries like Indonesia and Malaysia need
not use Nigerians to set example on how to deal
with drug pushers.
Pls: GMB take us BACK! take us BACK!! We can't
wait!!
Take us BACCCCKKK!!! to the good old days of
this our great Country.
If you want this to happen.

Sunymoore:
Bomb blast at Damaturu today, at popular local market known as 'bayan tasha' soldiers are caught responsible for the blast by Head of vigilante group known as 'sarkin baka'
Nigerian Faggotss Army is comprised long ago

Dannyset:
U agreed he is corrupt! GBAM!
Pls leave the rest of the story. Thanks for affirming the known. If u like polish "Stealing" not to look like "Corruption". We hav our own conventionally accepted definition of it.
If u like tell us "tales by moonlight", #WeHaveDecided. Let's go to the polls if JonaThieves are not afraid.
Give us free, fair, credible election and see who goes home.

wastedsperm:
I REFUSE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY EXISTENCE BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO EXIST AS A HUMAN. I GREW UP IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF HATE AND I REALLY WISH I WAS BORN OR CREATED IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM. MY WORLD IS ISOLATED AND EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS BITTER. LIFE ITSELF IS NOT WORTH LIVING GOING BY THE UNDAUNTED CHALLENGES ONE HAS TO OVERCOME. THIS EXISTENCE OF MINE IS WASTED AND I PRAY IF THERE IS A SECOND CHANCE IN LIFE, MAY GOD CREATE ME AS AN ANIMAL OR A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER

pDude:
Divorce nah.

On one hand, you boast of going home to meet your husband, while criticizing single women.

On the other hand you criticize mgbeke widows of absent husband (divorcees).

On still another hand, you talk about why can't black people stay married.

On the last hand, you criticize akata single hoodrats who are unmarried but have kids outside marriage.

On still the least hand, you boast about your adulterous escapades.

You still haven't seen the psychologist for you bipolar disorder, have you?

Mtschewww. You nor know say you Don old finish

Biko, after your divorce feel free to fix yourself into one of the above categories

shikaan:
Is that not how i use to be shouting APC CHANGE here in Zaria? Ha! Wen they r shouting i will follow o. Bt na lie i no go vote for them.

jorlons:
Baby calm your nerves . GEJ is slowly breaking Abacha's record. Now a question for you; Was Abacha hated

I know you gals get emotional easily but I can assure you that GEJ is too heartless for me or anyone to waste their emotions on.

If he could be so heartless to d extent of doing nothing about the sole culprit (Abba morro) of the immigration recruitment scam where we lost graduates with bright future then he deserves every bit of disgust I have for him 10times over.

Baby leave GEJ and dey with me

Guyman02:
How to make a Boko Haram and ISIS fighter

jorlons:
R. I. P sir. Its so sad that when ppl like GEJ dies they'll be buried in the same ground as heroic men like this. GEJ should be thrown into the deepest of oceans for those hungry sharks to feast on.

lookingforjob:
i know it will be an Igbo girl. wicked tribe

shizzle11:
no b small tin! The scheming and grand plot is real and live. I was so vexed this morning as in ehn.....but their plans will surely fail cos I must vote in this election. Lets see what happens with the postponement

Mutuwa:
my sister,nothing wey u no go hear for end time o! But as for me I de always climb palm wine tree.that one na for real

Ama80:
my brother u are a clever observer.let d ignoramus rant on.d game is for d witty.Apc just got sucked.i heard jega was administered an oath at mecca to ensure he returned power to north but got d bubble busted by one of them.

XueRengui:
Operation [size=18pt]#MarchBuhari2Daura[/size]

TRADELYN:
Jona just lost my support

macklef:
Live on channels TV

shizzle11:
APC already rigging systematically in specific areas in lagos. Jega has serious case to answer. He must respond to the questions raised by Clark, Ekwueme, Ladigbolu and co. Its plain obvious he has connived with the opposition to rig the polls.

I went for my PVC last year with my 2011 TVC and i was told my ward was one of those that the system crashed (or whatever nonsense excuse they gave). After re-registering last November I went for my PVC this morning, and was told that its not available, i was livid.

Now i was told this same morning that registered voters of a particular ethnic group were deliberately being disenfranchised. When you present your TVC to the adhoc staff and your name is igbo, they tell you its not there. It happened to a lot of us, and many left angrily without their PVC's. Obviously the PVC's have been taken away and hidden somewhere, i queried and sought to know why its not there and all they kept telling is 'there may be a mix up', whats my own with mix-up or mix down?. This is currently happening somewhere in amuwo-odofin on lagos state as i speak.

The plan by jega and the apc to rig the elections must be resisted by all means. I cant imagine that i cant vote in the coming elections. Jega told us that the PVC's are ready, why cant i find mine?, why cant persons from a particular region find theirs? Jega must tell us what happened to our PVCs. He must tell us why areas suspected to be dominated by PDP supporters or igbos cant find their PVCs.

This is unacceptable! I must vote in this election. Jega must not play into the hands of the the so called NEF led by ango abdullahi and their born-to-rule-mentality nonsense. I am so angry right now that if i lay my hands on any apc nuisance on nairaland, i will kill him or her with my bare hands.

Nonsense!

Mutuwa:
I never knew okro grows on trees?
BTW wetin carry u climb self? U no de hear word abi?

zigger:
hahahahaha @ both of u and then jam barrow man

AwesomelyMade:
check very welloooooo, you ever can tell. tomorrow if im come back you go tell us say, 'my uncle is back'

xreal:
What about those who haven't registered and are willing to?

OmoEniafelamo:
The AP is now reporting that the elections will be postponed. According to one of its latest tweets.


@AP: BREAKING: Official: Nigeria postponing Feb. 14 elections so multinational force can secure Boko Haram areas

drey076:
Pdp is playing around another civil war, the hausas are not dat foolish dont forget

Waynetconcept:
B.R.E.A.K.I.N.G N.E.W.S: Election postponed!!! The full gist loading!!!!!!!

Mutuwa:
* falls from palm wine tree*

AwesomelyMade:
I fell from an okra tree and started rolling in laughter when I read this.

Mr Akpu-nku, the black toy. His people in the village will be like, " our son is abroad"