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futurism:
did you see what I said up there? I said no matter how innocent they the look (like they can't hurt a fly), no matter how faultless she may appear. So whether you can't hurt a fly o, or u can't hurt a flier o, you all CANT tolerate a dude who is always around. I have had enough experience to know this.

You scream I want a caring dude, I want a loving guy who is open minded... BUT NON of you ever appreciate him when you meet one. You ALWAYS prefer the opposite of what say.

It's no big deal though. I have only resurrected the almighty defence walls I hung 2 years ago.

savagefinder:
tor...take..if you think am joking.. check your pm

annnikky:
Yeah

annnikky:
So finally d mighty vimpire that has been causing havoc in imo state is down... Chai.. Wat a wasted life

Go n meet ur girlfrnd in d underworld

Barrywilly:
Thank God. Crime does not pay. I knew it from day one that this is the beginning of the end for this heartless criminal and his gang. He murdered nine members of his girlfriend's family in one fell swoop in one night. Also killed so many people on the day of his escape. I'm disappointed that he wasn't captured alive but I'm happy that he had been finally despatched to hell to the devil his father.

savagefinder:
so u wee not brake my hat?

futurism:
I hate it when a girl like you make it seem like she is different from others.

fromusa:
This my relationship journey, I wonder how it will end because I have not really been lucky with this thing called love, I don't. Know if I should just forget marriage and focus on other things.

I am in a long distance relationship with a guy from my home town, but we hardly communicate as we should considering the plans we have about this relationship from the onset, we are looking at marriage, we are both mature, no longer kids, he makes me feel so lonely and alone, he hardly calls and when I call he hardly picks call, he usually comes online at midnight and I ask him to always wake me up so that we can talk but he doesn't do that, therefore this our so called relationship lacks what would have made it one.
I am thinking of calling it quits, this thing is making me loose focus, I am now getting frustrated and I don't like it, I have voiced it out to him several times but he refused to change, maybe I am the one calling it relationship, maybe to him I am a mere friend, I don't know.
So I want to call it quits and know that I don't have anybody instead of going through this pain.
Am I acting hastily or should I just ignore him instead of ending it by myself.
Please I need mature advise for this is a sensitive thing. Thanks all.

futurism:
Mind made up already... can't give any girl more than this.

futurism:
There is no good girl... no matter how much innocence she may display, no matter how faultless she may appear, never assume she is different from others. They are all manipulative.

Doing that means you are letting your guards down and you would be in for a rude awakening. You may like her, love her, hide whatever you feel for her as much as you can. Show it sparingly and then disappear from her sight for as long as you can. Appear again and disappear. Never let her understand you, be invisible.

Even if she acts like she is liking you do not give her the chance. Assuming she is different from any other will be your greatest undoing.

Act like you do not trust her even if you do, let her know you have varieties to choose from... ball hard, baff up and make her wish she was yours... but keep your distance for as much as you can.

There is no good girl, they all manipulative and confused, even the ones that will comment here know this.

jerusalem101:
Are you sure Ameachi is not suffering from elitic kwashiorkor?

That kind of pot belly look ridiculous

ziga:
So they ran bone scans as part of his prostate cancer screening to determine that he is almost 80 years instead of 70.

Ok. I see...

Emekamex:
It does not change the message that I am passing as the people lambasting her on this thread clearly dont know that and believe she is Igbo.

Emekamex:
Comments on this thread prove that any Igbo person trying to support Buhari will always be treated as an outsider by so called 'progressives' when he/she challenges 'certain group of people'.

Do not belittle your brothers to please strangers as they will never see the good in you.

Dotwillis1:
Okay batch B stream two orientation course ended about two weeks ago. Well, I'm privileged to be posted to the capital of the largest state in Naija! (google is at your reach ).

Btw, below are my list of the 10 types of people you meet in the Nysc Orientation camp.

1. The Clowns
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These are the extremely funny ones, mostly warri guys. They always have something to say to get people's ribs cracking. You will never see them been serious for once, all they do is find someone or something to make fun of. They never get tired of talking. Don't bother confronting them for anything because you will end up as their topic and have so many persons laughing at you.

2. Error-Prone

These category are the otondos that always get it all wrong on the parade ground. After been corrected severally, they still get confused. You see them turning to the right at the command of 'left turn'. When others are at Attention, that's when they have their hands behind at Ease. Thier hands will never rhyme with others during quick match and when they halt, their legs always bangs last.
They are the kind of people that still hangs their 'head dress' in the air even after the completion of the 3 hearties to the Governor.

3. The Scroungers

They can beg to borrow your destiny. They never possessed anything of their own instead indulge in the habit of borrowing every possible thing from you, and then you will have to beg before they return it. These set of persons lived in school hostel and are used to the hostel lifestyles, so they never bothered to come with basic needs with the assurance of getting it from others. Its when you just finished locking your box and set to go out that they will come and be like; 'bros abeg I need toothpaste' .. abeg I fit use your towel? 'bros I go like borrow your comb' .....
and also they are never with 'change' ...always asks for N20 to buy table water.

4.FFO
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These ones are the first to complain about how terrible the food is and yet they never missed a meal. These kind of people will join the platoon set to leave the parade ground first, so that they can get their plates washed quickly and gets to the kitchen before any other person does. You see them forming a que even when the water to make eba is yet to boil.
They already exhaust thier money to Mami at the first week of Orientation.

5. Shunters
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This kind of people can be so annoying en, you been standing in sun for hours and then you see them coming from nowhere to join the long 'line' at the front. Shunting is in their blood, even where you have just 3 persons on a line, they still find a way to chance the last person. Some do it politely by begging to join......and some will just be like 'guy I dey here before o, I went to blow my nose ni' . .....who be mumu

6. Womanizer
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These are the no dulling guys. They are in camp to hunt for girls and their aim is to woo as many as possible so that as they are serving the father land, they will be servicing their rooster as well

7. Photo Freak
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The ladies are more in this category. They prefer spending all their money on photograph to feeding their tummy. They never get satisfied with selfies no matter the amount of shots taken

8. Do-nothing crew

You begin to wonder if this kind of persons were forced to be in camp. They don't participate in anything, be it the fun aspect and the boring parts. They hardly go for parade and lectures and always complain about the Nysc scheme being a waste of time. You will always find them laying on their bed in the room even after the soldiers has chased everyone out. They have their drugs and fake medical reports to cover up.

9. The Old youth
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These ones don't want to be left out of the fun in camp, so they leave their children and wives at home to take part in the orientation. They do every possible thing not to look old specifically their 'skin' hairstyle. And then you see them very quiet. They prefer not to be noticed.

10. Feel free to add to the list!

...here I drop my pen!
--Copper Dotwilliz

Cc lalasticlala , Crazyman

BlueShine:
Eyah, sorry o thanks anyway.

BlueShine:
Lol if she even ever called or text self, it would have been cool. She has fully moved on. I don't understand how easily she was able to do that. The thing Is if I was ugly at all, it would have been understandable, if you see me now you will think "see this fine guy, he must be enjoying lots of girls" mean while it is the very exact opposite. Lonely in a quiet world like a grave yard. My biggest problem is I become very attached to one lady like my life depends on it, I cant see any other lady apart from that one even if she is cheating for example I won't better, best I can do is give her condom to be safe, I believe in being free, so I give maximum freedom, but I myself will never cheat. Yet I get so fucking hurt everytime in the relationship. I try to smile. I feel so down, heavy weight on me. It's not like I want her back, I don't even want her back cause if she can hurt me like this she can kill me, my problem right now is my emotion and soul is wounded. How can someone I dated for 3 years plus do this to me. Someone I trusted. Killed me completely. Each time I think of how I have been so blind. I cry

BlueShine:
She is not first love. She broke up with excuse of my love is too big for her. I wasn't at fault.... I don't hurt people at all.

BlueShine:
My ex gf broke up with me last week and I have been begging her she refused, I gave up on got tired, decided to try and move on with my life, I keep crying most times during the day, I want to forget about her but it is not working. It is so painful knowing the one you love has moved on with her life.

Please guys help me, how can I get hold of my self, I have tried to keep myself guys but still no way to get her off my head, I am seriously suffering right now, I have intense headache. I cant control my emotions, my mum is very sad seeing her grown up son cry this much and sad.

I haven't been able to eat properly ever since, I have no appetite, she has ruined my life. I cant concetrate on anything again, I have stopped everything I am doing because of the uncontrollable tears, each time I see a girl I remember her and I cry.

Please help me

pocohantas:
Fear guys
They'll know you're a side chick and they be like, "our wife, you have come? Anytime you no dey, this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you'll cook that your jollof rice for us?

Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair, start to cook...even commot pant join.
The Thunder that will fire all of una , e go gather muscle like Bassey

EmperorTech:
Wait let me roll out red carpet on the floor to celebrate your coming

jahsson:
Hehehe

jahsson:
Hehehe... U don't make friends with virgins?

jahsson:
Hi.. I'm a virgin.. Can we be friends...?

99foxxy:
The mere fact that she has gone to serve, answered it all. My elder brother's babe who is serving, gave him the shock of his life, so youth service is another sure way of babes, I mean the brainless ones ways of quitting their relationships. On a closer note, sex ain't love, what if she never loved you and later got some one she loves and she's playing with your brain over sex shiit stuff.

Mophasa:
Am sure you are one of those people that don't read before commenting.
Am 30 and I didn't come here to be insulted and called names. I only needed a genuine advice and suggestions.
From the post I didn't state where she said she got born again and my concern is not because of the sex but because I intended to marry her and I have sacrificed so much for the relationship.
I know you are a kid so you won't understand.
I wonder why people like you will just come into someone's thread and instead of making meaningful contributions will start forming judges and saints.

If you quote me or try to judge or insult me again you will never find any solutions to any of your life's troubles!

cstr100:
Not everybody that makes a stupid comment is an afonja, but most afonjas here make very stupidd comments. I don't know if it is the food or something.
And omenka is an afonja. That is a fact that has been proven.[/b]

kuchikau1:
me i wan fvck

BiafranBushBoy:
If Man U wins... I will deactivate

Stupid club!!

Don't quote me please!

rawpadgin:
u go know say this one don groove tire before one sharp guy get am down


looking forward to getting my girl down this year


BTW, she need to be sued for taking all the attention away from the couple

lekbel09:
The bitter truth is that only jobless nairalanders engage in tribal war,am a yoruba guy,I served in anambra and I must confess igbos are really nice guys and very industrious made lot of friends there we still keep in touch till 2moro, nothing like Igbo or afonja. Nairalanders should stop fuelling hate on nairaland its just plain stupid