₦airaland Forum

Agumbankembu:
Yeah like your almajiris that bay for blood at the very slightest provocation. Even in Katsina today, they killed 5 people, for what I can't tell.
You guys arent fit for 21st century, Stone age maybe.

GenBuhari:
Thanks for the compliment. Great minds think alike.

GenBuhari:
Sahara Reporters are the mouthpiece of imperialist America, a CIA outfit with headquarters in New York City US.

The same imperialists that have conspired and poisoned PMB, to be replaced by their stealth imperialist stooge Viper Osinbajo, who they installed in VP position to take over when they remove the president at a time of their choosing.

Of course Sahara Reporters tell obvious truths 75% of the time, but their ultimate role is to massively deceive Africans and make us form false opinions to benefit imperialist skullduggery.

The 25% used to deceive is used after they have used their CIA intelligence information to give some truthful info and gain some confidence and trust by giving relatively unimportant facts that is can be confirmed. Then when they tell us the big lies like they are doing in this story, many will believe. Their job is to sensitise us to help form the opinion that Mr President is gravely ill and is likely to die and that imperialist are trying to save his life.

Wife of the President Aisha was probably used to help imperialists appear to be genuinely treating PMB.

Whilst she visited him they may have allowed his health to improve slightly so she will return and tell us he has improved, giving ( false) impression imperialists are genuinely trying to treat him; but the moment she leaves they would increase their dosage of slow poisoning that would eventually permanently incapacitate him (or worse) to continue as president.

DaddyGngeess:
I just missed big cash, somebody that was with me for 2weeks eating, drinking, f**king, swimming, anyway i dont know he is into this kind of crime shall. Chei i missed real money

smartty68:
Happy Birthday Sir.

I still support your relocation to Israel, if Nigeria still wants to sustain its tourism sector, let Muslims start performing miracles

ashawopikin:

sheanzy:
the bulge on his trouser

Militude:
Oboy the pimples no be here oh

I have been suffering from this skin disease from the past 5 years now I have tried all kinds of skin Care product but seems not to work.

I even tried using bleaching cream but oboy skin no gree turn yellow ohhh.

So please if you have any good skin Care product you can comment below.

I have sleepless nights because of this. It itches me so badly. Note I don't pluck it.

Please help me

Toks2008:
I fittn't forget you honey.
Hows your service yer going?

Young03:
Find someone to send it tru xender

change d memory card

Toks2008:
Sweerie long long time.

Young03:
yea, where have u been?

Did u switch off ur phone?

Young03:
The first to comment is an ediot
its Laura not Linda
mc galaxy who asked u all these things?

Toks2008:
I read somewhere that guys who are born within may 21 and June 21 are the best when it comes to making the best husbands and I'm beginning to believe so.

They are usually charming,good looking, always providing laughter and fun and have an amazing sense of humor.

In a relationship, they are faithful,romantic,caring,stimulating, and value their lovers above everything and everyone.

They are charming,irresistible and excellent communicators. They are faithful yet social and lively which could make you think they are unfaithful but they are usually very faithful lovers.

Marrying this set of guys mean that you not only will have a meaningful, lasting marriage but also a marriage full of fun, adventure, and a plethora of laughter.

As a lady have you dated any guy born within this period? share your experience.

LastMumu:
From his last tweet, it looks like he came to Nigeria just to jog. A reliable source told me he visited a powerful priest in India and he was told his village people are behind his continuous career-threatening knee injury. The Indian priest told him that the only solution is for him to go back to his hometown and jog 21 times down a hill, on his 21st run he would see a sign from the gods.




_Fuck whoever doesn't believe me!

Amberon11:
Are you sure you are even human? Why you still awake?

Amberon11:
He's not a human being?

KINGinVAHALA:
A THUNDEROUS YES!

One of the good girls one nairaland

KINGinVAHALA:
And at the end of it all you call a man to provide money for anything and everything money can buy, including money for pad and for baby pampers even if the man is working or not, he must provide.

Hadez:
Let us talk about what you have in your bank account. 0.65kobo. What about your wallet? Just your 100 level school id card n tramadol to boost your flaccid penis_.
Do you have anything in your trouser? No your pockets r torn because you only have a fake 500 naira jeans you clean n hang under the fan. Seems your name suits you afterall MackBrooklyn wackBROKElyn

KINGinVAHALA:
Alright!

I will give you a mention elsewhere later in the day, and maybe with a moniker different from this.

Need to rest my head, goodnight!

KINGinVAHALA:
Children of nowadays!

Boy, you aren't useful here, go and meet you fellow flat headed lost tribe of Israel where they are hawking gala, that's where you re wanted and belong.

And, least I forget, yes, I am an Edo man, and ask you fellow ibos, we Edos doesn't tolerate nonsense, unlike the good yoruba people that harbor you guys and still watch you guys misbehave in their land

KINGinVAHALA:
He was hawking gala in London

Chikelue2000:
and where is ur pix?

SorftWerk:
Scorpio

Scorpios don’t cheat. They really don’t. They take love and marriage very seriously. Cheating doesn’t make sense to them. The only downfall with Scorpios, they can fall in love like 10 times in a month. It’s difficult to keep a Scorpio interested for a long period of time, but if you two are married, you’re safe.

Chikelue2000:
Bro this man is humble, politics aside

NwaObinkita:

I'm impressed .

If a 19year old Niger state indigene can score 201 in jamb despite the fact he/she spent all day tending to cows, doing Almajiri and learning how to make bombs.

cassidyjosh:
Its sad and annoying how our Christian girls throw themselves cheaply at hausa muslim men all in the name of been social, I am not trying to start any religious conflict of any sort but the truth is that most Muslim men thou not all, but most of them regard Christian girls as noting but sex objects or intimacy gadgets meant to satisfy their earthly sexual fantacies, fantacies they dare not practice with thier Muslim women because they are regarded as unique creatures of Allah who are not to be exploited sexually. Severally I had to put up with Hausa Muslim men in my office talk about thier sexual excapeed with christian girls who come to apply for e-passport. Christian girls stop misbehaving around with them, stop opening your legs for them, its soo annoying. Muslims girls would not even let themselves be seen with a christian boy/man let alone touch them or open their legs for them. Its happening everyday everywhere, in schools and work places. God will help you people change. Am not asking you to start opening your legs for Christian boys but be wise and use your head, stop misrepresenting christ ,instead draw them to Christ, let them see a reason through you to convert and follow Christ. God bless you.