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what....! NEVER.....my mum specifically warned me against such.
Whether you believe it or not, women are naturally domineering, it's innate in everyone of them and money is the fertilizer on which it grows.
ever wonder why your female superiors who always want to exhibit authority over the male? it runs in their DNA.

hehehe. .....someone should congratulate me cos I just made fp for the 1st tym. back to the topic, What is self service? lemme go and read comments and reinforce to comment.

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like seriously, she fine but e don dey fade. nothing last forever

cameroncucumber:
my nigerian celebrity crush : mercy johnson,uche ogbodo,ini edo,angela okorie,maureen solomon,maryann apolo,ayo adesanya and bimbo akintola...i like dem bbw...not forgeting desire oparanozie(the super falcons striker)




my nairaland crush = my one and only sharon763 her manCHESTer and ArSSenal go make BAYA MUNIKE shoot eSPERMyol




my foreign celebrity crush = marion jones(her smiles na die)

pictures or addonbillivit

this guy think say na movie him dey art abi.
the problem with all these celebrities is like that of nigerian ladies, they fantasize a lot and refuse to face realit

debeo:
My brother, I don't blame

I can't imagine how difficult it will be for you to find your soul mate

Ladies are already fighting each other for area boys on the street, not to talk of u

Just declare one person and see how world war 3 will start

#TheRichAlsoCry

funny you.

customer care agent?
Only those who have had the opportunity would understand. it's such a Herculean task.
you will work your ass out and there is no time to rest.
I seriously would not do that job for that amount.

lol. am guilty as charge and funny enough, i don't feel remorseful.
abeg let us adopt hausa as our means of verbal communication since they seem to have taken over.

hush.........!
This a government of body languages. use your own body language to communicate and if you can't, hush.........!

Wailers....! stop wailing oooooo.
Buhari's body language has helped to stabilized power but I wonder why this wonder-working body language can't be used to stabilize other sectors.
Some people have indeed chosen gullibility as a hobby.

HzRF:
Especially dat demdem
At times I wonder if God bestowed undiluted stupidity on him so that tru him we might be appreciative of who we are

Wen it comes to stupidity demdem is an institution

bob...! WHEN IT COMES TO INSULT, I DOFF FOR YOU O.

chaberry:
"Atleast" and not "At list" this simple mistake alone have ruled you out

you are wrong too. it's "At least"

ladyF:
Hmmm not sure. But I turn off my sync for email to save data. Used to zap mine.

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Lady F, how did you do that?.

The op made some good points though especially the sex aspect. most bad girls know how to make you feel it but as a good smart guy, common sense should tell you that it doesn't all end in the few seconds of sex pleasures.

victor2fresh:
lol..so virgin dey here..dats wot ah do..ma frnds can swear dat am nt a virgin bt deep down ma mind i just laugh cos dey dnt knw and dey wont understand.

Your head dey there, that is same trick I used back then in school and I tell you that my friends can swear to an oath that am not V but na only me and God know the truth.
when it comes to sex topics, I always take the front seat.

olokpa? never.. i can never be a police.

zheroes:
may be we should also bring out a pie chart of how votes were casted for buhari. jokers indeed!!!!!!! you want to eat where you didn't sow? wait for your turn, next topic please.

WHEN BUHARI SAID THAT HE WAS GOING TO MARGINALISE THOSE REGION THAT GAVE HIM LOW VOTES, SOME CLUELESS E-POLITICIANS WERE TRYING TO DEFEND HIM. I GUESS IT'S PRETTY CLEAR NOW.

Malawian:
actually, if buhari sleeps and fails to wake up, all his permuatations goes outa the window.
my only issue is that the commissioner will be a monstrosity in terms of cluelessness.

COMMON COMMISSIONER YOU MEAN? THAT IS MEAN

thank God we still get 17%..............

anonimi:
Na so e be oh.


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you got me laughing o

op, Auchi is part o Edo but since you included Edo, I forgive you. but edo babes fym like witches o.

Eshinery:
I can see kwara what happen

must you quote the entire post?

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Rich4god:
I been wan reply you, but as I see ur dp, I just gv up...

Na pason she be? her english just dey like her face

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Neyoor:
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First comment!

u got me laughing out loud......

ozodigboo:
Some peeps here are forming '' badt guys ''..........i will do this, then i will do that etc
Abeg free the guy joor.
1. Its possible the bae is ugly.....most of these babes that chat in very good english, are sooo ugly,
2. Its possible he's simply not interested, and doesn't know how to say NO.......he may be 'eyeing' another fine chick wey dey snub am.
3. Plz its not every girl you will rush in, chop, clean mouth, then run out ooo.........some may have HIV, some may be spiritual.
4. If a girl is not a virgin, personally, i do '' checks and balances '' before i enter.......what do i mean ?

I mean that, instead of dating an olosho for 3 months of non - stop sex, and end up spending about N500,000 in those 3 months, i berra stay on my own, unless na virgin. That thing ?.....there's no gold and silver there.

CONFIRM...................!

[b][/b]lol. there are two rationales that can be deduced from this:
1. The guy get small change.
2. The babe ugly finish..

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Truckpusher:
There are sometimes you don't want to go down with a woman simply because you don't want to be caught up in a dangerous dramatic love triangle - I believe the op knew how sensitive her case was and sleeping with her would have given her the right to lay claim that a relationship exists and this is where I admire the op's courage.

Some persons wouldn't mind but I have always told people that one mad rush of uncontrolled sexual desire can ruin your entire life or give you the heat that you wouldn't wish your enemy to have.

I personally called him a 'jonsing' boy but deep inside me what he did was the right thing - Sometimes , women are crazy and you pray not to be their victim when their madness comes calling.

At least some people are reasonable.
even the so called brainless fish does not eat all kinds of bait on a fishing line.
after the sex of course, they would have to sit down and discuss what happened last night. Some ladies are devils in human flesh and one must not allow some few minutes of adrenal rush ruin ones life forever.

SexyStrawberry:
Awwww, but u should've given her another chance naaw, something like that is happening to me sha, but I won't be like ur girl, I won't go back to him, even though I really like him n want to be with him :-(

SexyStrawberry:
Awwww, but u should've given her another chance naaw, something like that is happening to me sha, but I won't be like ur girl, I won't go back to him, even though I really like him n want to be with him :-(

SexyStrawberry:
Awwww, but u should've given her another chance naaw, something like that is happening to me sha, but I won't be like ur girl, I won't go back to him, even though I really like him n want to be with him :-(

swallow your pride and do what your heart aches for. life is too short to be anything unhappy.

SexyStrawberry:
Awwww, but u should've given her another chance naaw, something like that is happening to me sha, but I won't be like ur girl, I won't go back to him, even though I really like him n want to be with him :-(

SexyStrawberry:
Awwww, but u should've given her another chance naaw, something like that is happening to me sha, but I won't be like ur girl, I won't go back to him, even though I really like him n want to be with him :-(

SexyStrawberry:
Awwww, but u should've given her another chance naaw, something like that is happening to me sha, but I won't be like ur girl, I won't go back to him, even though I really like him n want to be with him :-(

swallow your pride and do whaat your heart aches for. life is too short to be anything unhappy.

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Bollinger:
You need to understand why leaders in Nigeria talk like this. They understand that Nigerians are naturally s.tupid and psychophantic. There are people on Nairaland who will say that what obasanjo has said is true. Tell me, isn't that s.tupid and psychophantic?

they actually said so just as you predicted.
we keep shouting change has come and yet nobody is able to point one of such changes. SHAME....

Each time is see posts like this, i can't help but wonder where some "humans" placed their senses of reasoning.
why being sentimental and overrating this current administration when obviously there is nothing worth calling change.
is it the i will probe this and that, that you people call change?