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In Danfo driver's voice........oh we are trying our best, to stop it but we can't do without it........help me sing along.

Am I having some sort of de'ja' vu? I think i saw this yesterdayon NL.

Very Easy......... Just report him to God. That's what we did to those stubborn lecturers back then in school.
7days fasting and prayer for him head and your problems are over but that is if you are innocent.

Luckygurl:
I beg to disagree..
Money can't be the problem here more especially when the lady has given birth.

In my villa, as far as the lady has had children for the man, the bride price is reduced to the least amount possible....
Funny but true...

This happens every other time, two people cohabiting with kids involved. Not as if they are rich but doing well for themselves, yet to pay bride price na big wahala..

What's the name of that your village again make I know whether na where my Ifeoma come from.

[quote author=jendhorlee post=38908338]i tell u....diz is the work of APC[/quote]

I tell you. why is APC so heartless?
Buhariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

Ibo and their culture. Am sure that man would be made to pay through his anus, In his next life, he will take to his heels on hearing the name Ebonyi.
Chai...! this is what the English man calls "hot-okro soup".

Nice guys always finish last. Even the so called spiritual ladies yearn for a bad guy and will hope to change them afterward.
In the long run, you will enjoy a spiritual man cause he won't cheat on you. all those thingy feelings will fade with time and the guy will be the one to tolerate you in the end.

For those of you saying that there is no God, I want to ask you this question,
Is there a Devil?

Etizz:
Even as I like buhari's government, I will confidently say his few months in power can not just make the change we experience in Electrical power right now, u should know he has contributed nothing much to the power sector, so Where is d magic coming from, definitely, GEJ has credit for dat, but I know buhari will make it better than what we are experiencing right now..... Long live NIGERIA, LONG LIVE NIGERIANS, LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY.....

YOUR HEAD DEY THERE.

nephemmy:
I swear as I mean I swear if any1 ever talks about improved power supply again, I mean if any1 ever talks about improved power supply again...
Abeg make una no vex me oo
We go begin dey cause for here now sef
Be like say una don mad
Make una no dey post stupid thread for here oo..
Ehn ehn
Cos this not Linda Ekeji's blog..
Mtsheew

No vex bros, them don hear.

For heaven sake, even Buhari knows the truth so why are we even still saying it?
It's unfortunate that some zombies as FELA would called them have chosen to allow sentiments to cloud their senses of reasoning by attributing it to Buhari's body language.
Anyways, that is a thing of the past let's face the economy cause all is not well o.

pictures or addonbelivit.

ajebuter:
Apparently, you're all high on Buhari's stale and left-over Burukutu and Gworo.

Bro no vex, we are just being sarcastic.

Specialist900:
not funny bro. Any difference between both places now?

Haba..! Abj is still far safer than any northern state. I left Abj for Kano. there was a time that it was happening almost everyday here but they seem to have taken a break.
Stay put in Abj, it's safer bro.

Nyanya again? I hope these BH guys don't have a branch office in that Nyanya...! let's hope there are no casualties.

ellabooz:
Change Indeed?
The return of the evil you wish your enemy on you.

Life and it's principles.

I think there is an English word for that, I just can't place it now but I think KARMA will do.

coldsummer:
Not again.

Why bomb the common man. Why not reach out to the rich and famous. Maitama, asokoro, etc.

Shameful

What do you expect from cowards.? the more reason why I still doubt that our leaders have no hand in it.

Keneking:
Jonathan sef

The matter tire me o. why is he bent on finishing those innocent citizens?

Specialist900:
It's time I left nyanya for good

u ar funny, would you prefer Borno?

muheewa:
Hey Hope u are not mentally retarded.............why calling Adeboye's name in this mess.....Watch ur Mouth u Fool.........

Adeboye NL body guard.
Am sure if he were to see this comment, he would be so disappointed in you

*sigh*
Am yet to see that celebrity that would make me try so hard to take a selfie with.
only Shekau perhaps.

*sigh*
Am yet to see that celebrity that would make me try so hard to take a selfie with.
only Shekau perhaps.

the Chibok girl had just put to bed,
the VVF (Vesicant Virginal Fistula)
disease with which she was infected
by the terrorist had made her
uncomfortable hence her decision to
flee to seek for medical help, as she
was repeatedly passing solid waste
uncontrollably.


Hahahaha. Another ghost Chibok girl with no name or any identity and also indispose due to VVF.
Lies........,!

the Chibok girl had just put to bed,
the VVF (Vesicant Virginal Fistula)
disease with which she was infected
by the terrorist had made her
uncomfortable hence her decision to
flee to seek for medical help, as she
was repeatedly passing solid waste
uncontrollably.


Hahahaha. Another ghost Chibok girl with no name or any identity and also indispose due to VVF.
Lies........

Hmmmm. sometimes, if our eyes were to be open to the truth, we may say people deserve what they get.
RIP to the dead.

Of course, a Labourer is worthy of his wage. na so even Bible talk am. Spot on....All those lies can't be for nothing. Nigeria is doomed until the day we decide to eliminate elitism.

Nothing has changed bro. I used to know one lady like that whom I craved to have but couldn't. I gave up but this lady will always send me mix signals through her text messages and other social media messages. perhaps, she felt guilty for turning me down.
Most ladies are like that, once they padlock you in their 'friend zone prison', their is not even a chance in hell of getting out. The next thing you go hear now na say she wan marry and you are invited.

What a wicked combination. Lying machine to marry the daughter of >>>>>>>>>>>hmmmmmmmmmm.
I can only imagine what they would give birth to.

Chai....! A make up artist can't make heaven o with this kind of lies. in fact, APC have found their rivals in the lying game.

Make e stable first na before we begin negotiate the new tariff. This one wey them don dey officially tell us say them go increase the tariff, hope say na the one wey we go fit pay and still get change from the small wey we dey earn?

Gush....! see as him place him leg for the guy chest like when Undertaker do him smack down on Cut Angle.
Shekau dey find you for Sambisa.

The main objective is to die for Allah regardless of the number of people you were able to kill alongside.
3 locals died from it......Why do I get the feeling from their statement that the life of the Northerner is no longer considered valuable?