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photocopy ko easy.

Who flashy phone don help?

Every one seems to be in dire need of Phone.
As for me, I will stick to this my Nokia X android until e nor dey fi launch chrome ahain.
Never been a gadget freak and never will.

AustinowithaC:
Jeremia 32:27- Behold, I am the Lord, The God of all flesh: is there anything too hard for me?
Brethren, I can't really place the travails that may have befallen you, but the only thing I have always believed in, is that we are serving a Problem Solving God. He wasn't sleeping when he asked us the above questions. My answer to that question will always be an emphatic NO. So what's yours?

NO.

For we know that everything works together for good to them that love God and are called according to His purpose.
Romans 8:28.
It's my source of strength whenever am going through trials or disappointments, I always believe that it is for my greater good.

good cause even me, i'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Decibel:
He's been sacarstic

I wonder why people can't grasp sarcasm.

Hmmmmm. *thinking*
What if you reach that side you come discover say it is all a lie, nothing like free ticket?

na wow o. the rich with the weathy problem.
sickness, Accident, BH, etc no kill you na stampede.

pishures or addonbelieveit

Soon, Nigerians would ask the most reasonable question which is 'na light we go chop?
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Buhari and APC are basking in the glory of improved power and forgot that soon that cheat will be blocked.

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The global Elite be enslaving the poor masses since 2000BC.
They have the right to print money and we have the right to work for the printed money. How did we even get here?

When a man stays too long at home, he begins to urinate like women.
When fulani live so long with their cattle in the bush, somethings rub off and they start behaving like their..................? fill in the gap with the correct option from the list of options.

(A) Cattle (B) Father (C) Brother (D) Uncle (E) All of the above

Dreams.! Dreams! Dreams! Chasing dreams.
I guess they are called dreams cause in reality, they don't exist. Stop wasting your time in self deceit that you are chasing dreams. what ever your hand finds doing, do it well. this is Naija

mega147:
But they've been known for their professional way of fvking.

Them and Akwa Ibom. that,s why the other woman go kill herself trying four chinese.

Chai.! police don broke and need Salah eguje.
That's their area of expertise. them and Akwa Ibom ....

sorry, I can't relate to any of these cause I buy everything. women and jobs.

hardbody:
The eyes are really useless when the mind is blind. I agree with you. Else, how do you explain the fact that the article mentioned Akwa Ibom State and even the Governor by name, yet you stewpidly refer to CALABAR women. Even if your geography teacher was a drunk and never taught you the difference, don't you have the brain power to read about some of these states and understand that they are not the same. Sorry, the mind, in your case is not blind, it is Dead and rotten.

Sorry, I nor know say e go pain you like that. but like your signature says, I guess that's how you perceived it.

Richy4:
Something was wrong somewhere. I don't think the woman was well when she went out with the Chinese men. 15 Chinese men cannot kill an African woman. Let alone from that region. And they knew that.

Secondly OP how was sex between men and woman became sodomy? Or were you trying to spice up your vocabulary? The last time I checked that word was supposed to be used when anal, oral,or an animal was involved.

But your write up got nothing like that.

exactly>>> sodomy is usually anal sex.
so unimaginable.

I can imagine the collabo.
FOUR CHINESE? that was suicide to begin with but i guess it is because these CALABAR people are being hyped as good sex machines that is why she thought she could take the four men.
End point of suffering...

Once a government takes over the media, that country is finished completely.

anonimi:
Where is Buhari


Before election-




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After elections-




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I can't see El-rufai.

hmmmm. Have you thought of what could happen if she catches you hugging any of those your beautiful cousins?
NA FOR HOSPITAL YOU GO TELL HER SAY NA YOUR COUSIN AND THAT IS IF AND ONLY IF YOU STILL HAPPEN TO HAVE YOUR VOICE INTACT.
This is a life contract o, love fades with time and so does tolerance.

menix:
Nah this kind thing make me slap an Army Sergeant before the nxt event woke mi up..

How can u be asking for advice wen u ve discovered that ur to be wife is amongst those classified "Many re mad but few are roaming".

Abeg marry am, then go market square go marry anoda mad woman..

Tomorrow u will come and tell us ur kid killed you nd took ur heart as souvenir..

hahahahahaahaha

MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM
**********SO THIS LEAD TO *****************


I DON LAUGH SO TEY I MISTAKENLY TRANSFER MY LIFE SAVINGS TO A WRONG ACCOUNT.

Acidosis:
The Edo prostitute advocate is capable of doing and undoing.

Bossssssssssssssssss.. you harsh o

This government is so boring........no good news and no fun either.
So, this Aisha has refused to stay in the "BA SHIGA" that was meant for her and her very first appearance in the news is this? hmmmm.
someone please tell mama P. that i am missing her.
I nor fit shout o cos there is GOD oooooo .

FriedPlantain:
Haha, now we are getting somewhere. At least, what you wrote up here is way more comprehensible than the gibberish you wrote earlier. By the way, it is 'advise him' and not' advice him' and 'shut the _fuck up' not 'shut the_fuck off'. (no offeinse)

FriedPlantain:
[b]Haha, now we are getting somewhere. At least, what you wrote up here is way more comprehensible than the gibberish you wrote earlier. By the way, it is 'advise him' and not' advice him' and 'shut the _fuck up' not 'shut the_fuck off'. (no offeinse)

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FriedPlantain:
Haha, now we are getting somewhere. At least, what you wrote up here is way more comprehensible than the gibberish you wrote earlier. By the way, it is 'advise him' and not' advice him' and 'shut the _fuck up' not 'shut the_fuck off'. (no offeinse)

You like trouble oooo.

Well, for your information, people don't change so don't even think of trying to change her cause you can't.
it's not easy but OP, you've got to man-up and tell her you are not interested.
Be careful make she nor give you rat poison eat. you don't want to test a womam's scorn.

Really, so the wrist watch go show am the time wey him go die?

Now I can't claim of not hearing about her cause OP, You just gave her cheap publicity.
Something she said though was quite interesting. 'yuo need money to make money'