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It's simple, just tell her that you can't date a soldier, that your mum threatened me disown you if you marry one

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Ring... Ring.....
Me: Thank you for calling Divine, how may I help you?
MTN: My name is Mtn...
Me: May I address you as miss Mtn or Mrs mtn?
MTN: Mrs Mtn...
Me: OK... Mrs Mtn what can I do for you?
MTN: (crying...) Our data has finished ��� Nigerians don finish our data... They stole our 120gb. Some stole up to 7tb...
Me: Calm down Mrs Mtn... I think there's a mix up somewhere. Let me check your account... Please hold on, I'm with you... I'm still with you Mrs Mtn...
Me: From your account, you activated a service that caused the huge debit. We're sorry about that ma'am... Should we will help you deactivate it now?
MTN:�� Yes!
Me: Alright Mrs Mtn the service has been deactivated. We're sorry for the inconvenience... Would that be all for now ma?
MTN Angrily hangs up)

Lol...why does mtn feel bad having a taste of their own medicine? ��

#HappySunday
#HappyFathersDay

Can someone do a review on the series"intelligence"

All these yeye mods no go kari am go fp

20 RARELY USED ENGLISH WORDS THAT WE NEED TO KNOW

#ClearsThroat

#GLABELLA : The space between your eyebrows is called glabella

#PETRICHOR : The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor

#AGLET : The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet

#WAMBLE : The rumbling of the stomach is actually called a wamble

#VAGITUS : The cry of a new born baby is called vagitus

#TINES : The prongs on a fork are called tines

#PHOSPHENES : The sheen or light that you see, when you close your eyes and press your hands on them is called phosphenes

#BOX_TENT : The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent

#OVERMORROW : The day after tomorrow is called an overmorrow

#MINIMUS : Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus

#AGRAFFE : The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe

#VOCABLES : The 'na na na' and 'la la la' that don't have any meaning in the lyrics of a song or speech are called vocables

#INTERROBANG : When you combine a question mark and an exclamation mark (like this '?!), it is referred to as an interrobang

#COLUMELLA_NASI : The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi

#ARMSCYE : The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye

#DYSANIA : The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called dysania

#GRIFFONAGE : Unreadable handwriting is called griffonage (are you reading this dear doctors?)

#TITTLE : The dot over an 'i' or a 'j' is called tittle

#CRAPULENCE : The utterly sick feelings you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence

#BRANNOCK_DEVICE : The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called brannock device

BONUS WORDS:

#MANNEQUIN : Human like objects at the boutiques wearing clothes

#GUFFAW : The actual thing you do when you laugh out loud (instead of lazily typing LOLS)

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The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. Imo did something great because of you, and now, it's time to pay us back. Doing the right thing has never been alien to you, and it won't start now. The dawn of a new era begins today, and am glad to be a part of it.

#ihedioha
#imostategovt
#pdp
#29thmay
#abetterimo
#ihediohayouthmovement

Fresh facts have emerged as to why the government of late Sani Abacha did not kill Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), governor, Lamido Sanusi, in 1995, after he and eight other jihadists mobilized crazed extremists to behead Gideon Akaluka in jail

Akaluka, a young igbo trader, allegedly desecrated the Koran. He was arrested after his wife allegedly used pages of the Koran as toilet paper for her baby. After he was locked up by the police, a group of Muslim fundamentalists break into the jail, beheaded Akaluka, and paraded his bodiless head around the streets of Kano.

Pointblanknews.com investigation has revealed the role Sanusi, an alleged Boko Haram sympathizer, and proponent of the controversial Islamic Bank, played in the murder of Akaluka, and why the Abacha regime decided to lock him up for two years for the murder of Akaluka.



Sources hinted that shortly after returning from Khartoum, Sudan where he earned a degree in Sharia and Islamic studies, at the International University of Africa, Sanusi became a recluse and immersed himself in the Koran and became a teacher of the Hadith as espoused by the Wahabbists.

Wahhabism is an ultra-conservative branch of Sunni Islam. It is a religious movement among fundamentalist (with an aspiration to return to the primordial fundamental Islamic sources Qur`an, Hadeeth and Scholarly consensus (Ijma)) Islamic believers. Wahhabism was a popular revivalist movement instigated by an eighteenth century theologian, Muhammad ibn Abd al-Wahhab (1703–1792) from Najd, Saudi Arabia.

Sanusi, who is alleged to detests the President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration, because according to him, it is anti-islam, was part of a nine man clique of extremists who had a huge following.

A source said, “ when Sanusi returned from Sudan where he associated with very extreme personalities, he was not a happy man. he was treated like an outcast in royal circles because his grandfather, was deposed as Emir of Kano. So his anger grew. “

During that period, the incident of desecration of the Koran by the Akalukas surfaced. According to our source, during that period the Abacha government was not comfortable with the activities of the extremists in Kano, who they view with suspicion.

The regime, it was gathered, silently assassinated a lot of them. Said our source “ When Akaluka was locked up, Sanusi and eight others mobilized some extremist mob who stormed the prison and killed Akaluka. The regime identified the masterminds, so mandated its hit squad to eliminate the nine, including Sanusi .”

Pointblanknews.com gathered that eight of the masterminds were assassinated by Abacha, but for the intervention of former First Bank chairman, and father of Christmas Day bomber, Alhaji Umar Mutallab and others.

“ It was Muttallab and the rest who were heavy sponsors of Islamic activities who prevailed on Abacha to spare Sanusi. They are argued that since he has gone through a lot, treated like a pariah in the royal circles because his grandfather was deposed, he should be spared. So They decided to remove him from Kano to Sokoto where he was locked up for two years.” Said the source

It was further learnt that after his release from prison, Sanusi was handed over to Mutallab who pushed him into banking because he(Sanusi) had a degree in Economics from Ahmadu Bello University (ABU). From there he moved to the United Bank for Africa, and the First bank, from where he rose quietly until late President Umar Yar’Adua recruited him to head CBN and spearhead the introduction of the Islamic Bank.

kelvinUchiha:
See person wey suppose dey protect Asgard kon dey here dey do wedding. Mtcheeeew

What is really wrong with you? Oya kneel Mek i pray 4 u

geezyk:
Something still baffles me, in Season 7 when Jon captured the wight and took him to kings landing as proof to Cercei about the imminent threat the Night walkers brings.

Going back to the North, I thought the Wall was built so as to protect the Northerners from the magick of the Night king, then, how does a wight survive down South when the magick of the Night king can't go over the wall?

Wouldn't it be easy peasy for the Night King to cross over the Wall without even needing a dragon to bring it down, and how could the Night King's magick survive that far out even when it's not within his range.

There is a difference between a wight and a white walker. The magic was against white walkers

The crypt of winterfell is not safe. The night king will [probably] raise all the dead starks buried in winterfell, and they will start slaying those hiding there

zicoraads:
So na this old man dey fúck this fine Hollywood crush of mine.

This life!

No be only you dey crush on Salma Hayek. I adore that woman. If the man die sef, I fit marry am

I sabi dis guy nah, he is not a lawyer jor, he has a cyber cafe called klaz

SageMK:
22. Guard your reputation with your life.

23. Sex is overrated.

24. Arsenal will never win a trophy

For no.24, ur fada

ebuka10box:
Person wey sabi sabi abeg... Micheal Schumacher would soon be back for Lewis Hamilton .....

Schumacher is now a vegetable

We are Arsenal
The Pride of London
Gunners forever

IF NOT FOR THE KILLINGS IN ZAMFARA...

I tell you this, if not for the killings in Zamfara, nobody would have told us in the South that Nigeria has about 21.40 tonnes of gold deposits buried in her soil of zamfara.

If not for the killings in Zamfara, nobody would have told us in the South that the North have been secretly mining their gold and enjoying the proceeds alone without bringing a dime to the table of national unity.

A report published on This Day Media, has it that Nigeria lose about $9 billion (Nine billion dollars) to the illegal miners every year...

Did you think that Buhari, Mr. Integrity is not aware?

You would have thought that OIL is the only thing that gives them pot bellies...

Naija we hail

What happened to the almajiri schools built by President Jonathan??

Dis thing Na cover up. The gal is still alive, so, why did she push guy ontop of him and leave the room?

Cardiff dy win 1:0

ONLY A FEW WILL GET THIS

The gunners killed the devils with two bullets and fed them to the wolves... Very soon, their bones will be taken to the City museum and tourists from Barcelona Will come and bid for their bones... � � �

A RIGHT HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN

In 1963, a British photojournalist came to Lagos, Nigeria to seek an interview with Prime Minister Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa. But he was told he had gone on vacation for his annual leave as Prime Minister of Nigeria.

"To which country?" he asked.

"His village in Bauchi," he was told, "he went by train."

The photojournalist was shocked to hear it and off he went to Bauchi.

On getting to his village, there was no evidence to show that an important personality was there. Everybody was busy with his/her chores.

He then met a farmer (with his donkey carrying bundles of sugarcane) and asked for the Prime Minister and he was shocked when the farmer said he had just left him a while ago.

"You will see him sitting on the bare floor with his kids eating the sugarcane I gave them."

The British photojournalist met them like that and took this photograph. #HistoryVille

SMH And he was killed by Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu