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texazzpete:
@poster
It's a pity you didn't take time to read. If not, you'd have seen that there were two (2) posts already on the same matter in this section.

Its a pity that unlike you i am not jobless enough to know all the posts on this site. If you feel you've seen this post b4 then why not just take a walk from here.

Doc was wondering if you know of treatment for bartholin's cyst?

Thank you

Can you imagine Nigerian police saying the would guard a "Catwoman" so she does not dissappear?!

Clowns!

Ordinary human being they cannot guard successfully, its this 'NRC' they think they can guard from disappearing.

Cat turns into woman in P/Harcourt

WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.

Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though.
According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. "The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess might be a pastor, was difficult for them and that they were preparing to go back to Abuja," said the source.

Another witness, who gave his name as James, said the woman started faking when she saw that many people were gathering around her. "I have never seen anything like this in my life. I saw a woman lying on the road instead of a cat. Blood did not come out of her body at that time. When people gathered and started asking her questions, she pretended that she did not know what had happened," he said.
When the Nigerian Tribune got to the scene of the incident near Garrison Junction, the cat-woman was seen sitting on the ground with blood all over her body. The right side of her face had a deep cut from what was gathered to be from a cutlass.

She was later taken to a hospital for medical attention. It took the intervention of policemen to prevent the mob from killing her.
When reached for information from the police, the Public Relations Officer of the Rivers State police command, Mrs. Rita Inoma-Abbey, said she had been taken to the hospital.

"She has been taken to Teme Clinic. Police will still be guarding her so that she will not disappear," he said.

There is an opening for the post of secretary in my organisation. The following are the requirements.

1.  HND Secretarial Admin

2.  Max 30 Years Female

3.  At least 3 years experience

4. Ability to use excel and powerpoint is a MUST

Please note that it is a bank and they employ secretaries as contract staff with a monthly salary of N40k - N45k. Anyone who is interested should send me their CV on nomsiano@yahoo.com.

Only candidates who meet the above requirements need contact me please.

Thank you.

Any Ghanian in d house to help a sista. I really need this info.

Thank you

Esss and Tomi , thanks a lot for your contribution. but i'd also like to know how much it costs to lodge in a good hotel (not necessarily expensive) and names of the ones you know in accra/cape town.

@ soccerchic when do you intend to visit ghana? maybe we can hook up and hv a nice ladies time together.

I'm travelling to Ghana next month for my vacation, so i need information on how to have as much fun as possible with minimum cash. Any Ghanian in the house or someone whose been to Ghana should help me.

Merci

Caradona:
I thought Osu has been banned in Igboland. so why is everybody rejoicing about that ancient practice coming back

LMFAO

@caradona, I wonder o!!

Wat in witches name is going on in here?

Oh! Did i just say 'witches'?

@rb i am very dissappointed that a guy could take time and be saying all these to a lady. For no reason should you exchange words with a lady provoked or not. In case you don't know it does decreases the way ppl see you as a man.

If it was a fellow guy u were trading words with i won't have bothered cos its normal, with a Lady?! So if your wife insults you, you'll start trading words with her?

You might say u were only teasing or joking or freestyling as u put it, but still i think it is not nice to tease, joke or freestyle a lady to such extent.

Regards

I sent my pc for repair and when it came back i noticed that each time i try to play music on any programme (windows media, Musicmatch Jukebox e.t.c.) it sounds faster than its original way.

Please any guru in the house should tell me wat i need to do cos i don't like working without music in the background.

Thanks a zillion.

I've read the post of you ladies with so much pride. It shows that there is still hope for the secretarial profession in Nigeria. I am a P.A to Regional Manager of a Bank and during the course of my 7 years as a Secretary i have had cause to come in contact with many "Secretaries" who make u embarrassed to be referred to as a One.

Career development and self-development is some of the things needed if we are to remain on top of things. We should endeavour to read books on Telephone etiquette, office etiquette, customer relations, presentation,human/people relations e.t.c.

IBIPHIL and others like him, if you can't really offer any solution, then stop posting your phone numbers asking members to call you.

You said you have a guy that helps you make it and i called and u were blabbin that u don't actually know the personaddress but u know the person. so how am i supposed to get across to the person if you don't have any contact info??

That is tantamount to wasting my credit and time

thnx @naijacutie, my mail add is realvinnah@yahoo.com

I need to make a customized T-shirt for my brother as a surprise birthday gift. I need information on where i can get a good one in Lagos and how much 1 costs.

I have just two weeks to make it.

Thnx

HELP!! My yahoo messenger has been infected. Sumone who knows should tell me wat to do. My Status message changes to different links on its own every minute. and ppl on my msger list get links sent to them, when they open it, they get diff viruses.

What do i do, pls anyone!!

meeeehn!! this so interesting.

Are u sure its not an overflow of blood shed in warri dat is gushing out in that statue

On a more serious note, God is not a ritualist neither is He fetish, so all these talks of seeing Mary in the sky, blood gushing from statues (that are not supposed to be erected in the first place as sumone rightly said) are all bulls**t.

Superstitious ppl abound in Nigeria, dats is why men like the so-called 'Pastor' King have followers.

Come on ladies! how can anyone possibly compare Muna to Des or even Jim for that matter?

Lets be real, this guy is just ok. Maybe cool, but surely not someone you'll call handsome or Hot.

Or is it a case of once you become a celebrity you are automatically seen as HOT?

Mer.C i am presently in the same situation as you are, but mine is a lot more worse. The guy is a muslim and a devouted one at that (prays 5 times, fast e.t.c). We both love each other dearly but his mum would hear nothing of him marrying anyone who is not a muslim cos he is the only son.

He still wants to go ahead and marry me, but i've told him dat won't be possible cos i do not want to be the reason he would disobey his mum and don't want be in the black books of 'my in-laws'.

I love him dearly and i so much want to marry him, but i won't cos religion is a fundamental issue in marriage (except of course both of you are atheists). No matter the depth of love u both have for each other, when the consequences of different religions start rearing its head, the love earlier professed would disappear like mist.

So my advice dear, listen to your mum, whether we like to admit it or not, they are always wiser than us. You'll meet sumone else and there would be no barrier to your getting married to each other.

Cheers gal!

@enegide, can u tell me how you applied. Just to be sure i did the right thing.

hi toni,

Do you know if HND holders can apply, cos apart from dat i think i'm fully qualified for the job as i have several years experience of dealing with difficult customers.

Advise you sista.

na wa o. imagine celemel was just talking about one, and now this? Well i know good command of English is a challenge to most of our graduates. But i believe we can make conscious effort to work on it.

Does anyone know the address for the skilled candidates? i hear its different from the one for graduate trainees.