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Conner44:
I once had an encounter like this and it wasn’t funny. I thought the lady was dead but her heart was still beating. I had to call my neighbors to help me but when we were contemplating on what to do with the body the lady came back to life. It was a memorable night.

Guys listen up, whenever you’re having sex with a lady and she passes out or faints and stays like that for a while, please don’t fret. It’s simply a situation called La Petite Mort aka The Little Death and it affects 5% of sexually active females on this planet.

This situation occurs when the female is experiencing an orgasm, she goes into a state of partial coma and won’t respond to touch, sound or any external stimuli until the phase passes (usually after about 10-15 minutes).

Many ladies are plagued by this peculiar condition and it makes them withdraw into themselves for either fear or shame but I want you guys to understand that this condition exists in our society today. When next you’re having sex and the lady acts like she’s dead , please don’t panic. Just take a few minutes to refresh yourself and get ready for another round when she wakes up. You just succeeded in sending her to cloud 9 and she will be very grateful to you for your understanding if you learn not to freak out during the episode.

And as for the ladies that have this condition, I want you to know that you are very special and beautiful. I understand what you pass through during intercourse and I will do my best to sensitize my fellow brothers as to your plight.

You are RIGHT Bro...

One of my Guy's Girlfriend in my Uni Days

He said when he is Fvcking and Fingering her to make her Cum...

If she is getting close to Cumming, She will Punch his Face with blows and use any Nearly Object to be Hitting his Head and Finally Push him Away..

Baba was Always Surprised and confused..

Welcome o.
But
Hope You are NOT a Pussy Nigga or a Tinubu or Atiku Supporter?

Didn't the Babe know she was Ashmathic b4 she followed a Guy to his house to receive Big Pricck?

Very Yeye Girl!

OP, Eye service is normal in Every work environment...
Particularly when there is a Juicy Position Eyed!
Even ur Closest Pal will Betray you.

jeromestarks:
But come to think of it. This girl go sweet to fvck.
For marriage, I prefer moderate girls.
For fling, I love this kinda big boobs with slim body. Chai.

Lolss..

You see Yourself..

You are NOT Complaining about dier Virginity oo..

You just want to Fvck, abi?

As long as It's NOT Obi or Yusuf Datti that shared it Personally..
ROZROSS, d strong Peter Obi Hater, You agree with me?

Anaaximander:
1. Nwamaikpe (I don't really know what it means but it sounds vulgar to me )
2. Smellysperm
3. Orgasmgiver( like kilode)
4. Verywickedgoat
5. Verywickedman
6. Itearhertoto
7. seunosewapenis(come on)
Many others that u can't even remember again....

There is also Thiermamatoto.

And When African do this,

they call us Fetish and Primitive...

While American Animal Rights Groups will start threatening Fire and brimstone..

Nonsense Pple

HimName:
Him name carry 'of' join body.

Lolss
This PSV Striker those Days
You even missed his First name, Jan!

kunleiky:
A Danish player then
Who remembers there is this chewing gum that we get these footballers stickers then?

OBoy!

U Just bring back memories

That Chewing Gum was Popular in the year 2000!

You will see players like

Davor Suker
Emmanuel Petit
And Ivan Zamarano of Chile on it...

It Also had the one of Movies Actors like
Red Heat
Commando..

Use Maclean...
Thank me Later..

Agentgoat Child of doom.. Smellyanus..

6-7 hours...

Anything More dan that is NONSENSE

When one Babe Stayed with me for 2 days.

She was going to Bed 10:00pm and was Waking up@7:30am,..

The Third Day, I kicked her out!

Zonefree:
It's foolishness for a Nigerian girl to die for you.

You Misunderstood his comments.

He means As a Guy, When you have Doe, our Naija Babes go Fight Like Market women for You..

Lolsss..
That Numba 8 though
E go pain APC Urchins well well.

VictorUSA:
My worst date was the day Rosa failed to pay my transport back home.

Wait, You as a Guy didn't have TFare?

Don't like Staying Indoors for Long..
I Be Waka Jugbe.

Wow!
See d Babe receiving 2 Diccks@the same time..
One with her Mouth and One with her Kpenkuss!
The Girl Sabi well well..
Rozross, You sabi dis Style?

shyna501:
This past weekend was so boring without premier league matches aswear! They'd better not postpone this week matches again. Wearing black harm band, observing 1 minute silent and putting on late queen's customised shirt on top of player's jersey before matches kick off would've been the best way to honour the Queen but what do i kno sef!!

Maybe This is a Call for Nigerian Football Administrators to Develop and Revive our league...

See how this Queen Elizabeth Matter no concern South Africans..

MasterJayJay:
Maybe Nigerians should stop watching English league.

But we know you can't. You criticize England but still obsessed with EPL.

Don't mind the Mofos.

Cussing the Queen and British pple but Addicted to their English premier League like Igbo.

Kyase:
Hmm
Now I am beginning to hate the Queen
But why dem go play London games but games far away from London dem cancel am

Dear auntie lesbian UJU release another singles abeg
Fergie001,
Dfrost
Yemi1504

No enough banter this week again

So After dat Embarassing Show against Real Sociedad, u still get Hope and Excitement for Man Utd

Crystal Palace for Show una Better Shege!

She was Complaining about her Store Rents, Money for HND Forms and Transport fare throughout!

Mercury12:
no mind them. Nah dem watch EPL pass. In fact if given UK visa they won't think twice before ditching their so called beloved land.

Very Annoying Mofos..

They accuse Queen Elizabeth and Britain for our Underdevelopment...

Didn't Britain also Colonize India, China, Kenya and other countries?

Why are they NOT Attacking Queen Elizabeth?

Honestly, some Nigerians are VERY silly! Many can NOT think independently and are easily deceived, even with their Bsc and Hnd...

Kyase:
Thank god na Monday Make nobody temper with our epl again

Some of Una dey curse and Insult Queen Elizabeth and British Pple..
But CANNOT do without Their EPL..
Hope you are not one of dem

Rozross:
Ashawo people thread, smelly sexual things

So Wetin come Carry you enter the thread

Talk say you enjoy the Story Jare..

Duchessree:
Hmm

Not Correct or You dont like the Fact that It's True? :

OP,

There is a Saying that if a Nigerian lady visits you as a Bachelor and ur Apartment has Plasma TV, Fridge and Small Generator, Just know dat 'Relationship don Start'!

Our Naija Babes like Better thing oo.

This OP Try sha.
He got mine, correct
Respect to you, Mr Solofresh.

July I
But OP,
Hope u won't go and be looking at our Comments and Posts to arrive@ur Answers

Hmmm, one Feminist Psycho has Destroyed this thread ...
Wat a Pity..

OriOko88:

Can someone summarize this for me? KO yemi rara. Cant comprehend. So dazed rt now. Three rounds of pounding taking it's bit on me

O Boy, The Story ehn...

Make I Nor lie, I No read am well o.

I Just comment Based on the Headline