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paulolee:
wen a bea m chatting with asks, do u have a girlfriend??
I hate dt question bcoz yes or no changes nothing....bea no b wife n

Ogbeni, She wants to know whether you are a 'billiable' or chopable nigga.

Candidlady:
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Mutula that is what you

Shege Dan borobau. You are a bloody blighter!

siofra:


So this seventy year old virgin has all those characteristics

Why use a 70years old woman to judge??
BTW, you claim to be a Virgin. Why is my comment paining you? Or are you a technical Virgin?
You have used all sorts of objects on ur punny but no Dicck yet.

Some examples.
*Why are you not married?
*Do you have a serious Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
*Are you a Virgin?
*Are you a graduate?
*Do you smoke or drink alcohol?
*Which church do u attend?
*Are you a tither in your church?

Mine is: ARE YOU BORN AGAIN? AND WHICH CHURCH DO U ATTEND?
I normally answer 'I nor dey go Church. The work i dey do nor dey give me chance'!

So What's yours?

When she is fvcking and shouting harder,harder, she has strength. But buy a simple stuff, she wants to form cinderella. U Ladies are very funny tho!

*Very white eyeballs.
*Smooth skin.
*Nice, natural body scent.
*Curiosity/ignorance when Sex matters are being discussed.
Virgins are cool to date or marry BUT they are scarce.
If u spend ur time searching for dem, u go old like Methuselah and grow Moses biebier!

bluefilm:
I pray he doesn't become another Jadon Sancho after all the hype.

He will NOT be a prolific Striker in the EPL!
He doesn't know how to dribble past defenders.
He will score 20 goals but will not be exceptional like Thierry Henry, Luis Suarez, Mo Salah or Ferguson's Ronaldo.

Lol, Gidredpiller the Wahala man! He will be back hopefully.

Single but always of 'help' to lonely ladies and Evening newspapers like Magnolia and co!

Bahamas95:
Do you expect him to sing or be in the limelight forever?

That's how the entertainment industry is, na turn by turn. Paparazzi dey tire dem too, some of them after a while take a break to spend time with their families or engage in other things underground.


Even for America na same thing. Sean Paul, Akon, Eminem, 50Cents, Jarule, PDiddy etc dey burst out brains then........All of dem don dey on a low now.






Let's enjoy Portable, the rave of the moment.

Very nice comment!
It pains me really when the likes of IcePrince, MI, Naeto C, Ruggedman and even Psquare are called 'failed artists' by ignorant Nigerians.
As if those Guys were ment to Reign forever!.

Let me list some of my Faves even though diz days, i dont do Romance. Rihanna- Diamonds Tuface-Ole Tuface- Right here Faze-Loving you right Michael Jackson-Liberian Girl.

osazsky:
oga go and sit down.who coach mainz for 2000..me ..u knew him in 2012..I knew him when he coached mainz from 2000 to 2008..

Those years does NOT count! What trophies can a coach win with MAINZ?
By the way, if Klopp went to Bayern munich after coaching Dortmund, he would won 6 or 7 bundesliga titles by now +@least two UCL.
The man is a Great coach! If he leaves, Liverpool, any coach employed will struggle badly.
But for Pep, Mancity will still do well if he leaves.
HIM NO BE KLOPP MATE, really.

OP, dat's Runtown style. He releases a good song and will take lyk 6months before he drops anoda. When he dropped dat Gallardo Album in 2014, b4 he dropped anoda was 2015.

osazsky:
good manager with 7 trophies in 29 years..oga shift

Una don come with Mumu football analysis again.
How has Klopp coached for 29yrs??
He shot into limelight in 2012 after winning 2 league titles with dortmund.
He then took over Liverpool in 2015 and made dem a European powerhouse!
He is far better dan Guardolia who cant win without spending Millions of pounds.

One of my dreams is to use thick sperms to impregnate one of Vlamidir Putin's daughters and make her my Mistress!

Spatula. Him go tell the housegirl 'Charity, no use me masturbate today abeg. I nor well.

Nice one, Rotimi Amaechi.
Listing his achievements in offices held and stating his readiness/capabilities to serve as Nigerian president!
What can Pretentious, cunning mofo, Osibanjo list as achievement??
Going around and looking for Religious sentiments vote by using 'God said dis, God said dat' to campaign!

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Correct talk! Both are deceivers!
Pretending to be quarelling openly but working and scheming underground on how to grab power and feed fat on Nigeria's wealth like spoils of war.
Smart Nigerians should see thru dier cunning game and vote for Amaechi, Peter Obi or even Atiku!

This OP is a very funny Boy. Wat makes u tink she loves you? Nigerian Girl dey love??

Get anoda Girlfriend to fill up dat void in ur heart. Even if the new babe Worwor, Manage am! B4 u know it, u go start to enjoy the relationship!

Heard it causes vagina dryness.
Then, Real sex wont satisfy you even if the Dicck is big because the pussy has become used to being pleasured by fingers and various Objects!

Oturatetuala:
Kulikuli omo mehn even one time dey wey I jam some girls for store, I don already kulikuli before I realize say girls full there, I just change am to chew gum and candy since then I stopped eating kulikuli

Lols. Kulikuli and Dankwa. The babes will just know dat niggar wants to soak garri for Afternoon.

This guy is just using this 'relationship coach' title to deceive and fvck gullible Naija Babes.
For him mind naw, him wise!

Islandlady:
you guys no longer have respects for women even the ones that gave birth to you guys, who train you? Why!!!

Hahaha. Stop crying Babe.
But haven't you wondered y it's OK using 'slutty' to describe females?

Islandlady:
Totally agree, but you can only use slutty for a female

Yeah, Hunky, Attractive, Cute are for Men.
Slutty, Bitchy, whorish, Oloshoish, etc for d Ladies.
Lol.

Candidlady, i am suspecting you seriously. It's like u re the young Girl in question! Ur step-dad wants to fvck you, right??

It shuld be taught BUT it must be taught by mature, God-fearing personnel!
Infact, employ Catholic Reverend sisters to teach the students.
If u send young guys or ladies, na d students go 'sexually educate' dem! Teacher go turn to student!

OP, How can use 'Slutty' to describe a Guy? Such words such as are for ur Female gender!

Dis guy dey Craze walahi. Abi he is thinking he can attract a Lady with it?.