₦airaland Forum

Persephone1:
One of the numerous lies to make yourselves feel better! Nigerian Ladies are cheaper than indomie yet you lots rape, assault,blackmail,kidnap them.You engage in all sort of atrocities to impress these cheaper than indomie Nigerian Ladies.Is this not a sign of insanity?

Ogbeni, don't say what you don't know!
Once u invite a lady to ur crib and cook her a nice meal.
Once the meal is delicious, u have broken her defense walls!
Just tickle her and she will give you the pussy on a platter!

OP, Having a Boyfriend in Nigeria is Hustling/Source of income. Having a Male bestie is a side hustle!

Lol, Nigeria Girls are sth else!
They have very funny entitlement mentality!.
You will see a lady with only 4 pants and 2 bras saying she can't a date Guy earning 40k!
Dat she wants a handsome, rich guy who owns a Car!

Lasgidi90:
And where do all these happens?

Juventus won serie A 9x consecutively from 2012-2020!
Olympic Lyon won dier league 7x from 2001-2008.
Same thing with Bayern munich.
Only such eras can be referred to as farmers league!

obonujoker:
Do you know how Fergie started with Man utd....?

You dey mind diz Guardolia Hypemen
Ferguson took over Man utd in 1986 when the club hadn't won the League in almost 20years!
The team was terrible and average!
He finally won the league seven yrs later in 1993.
This is like Arteta wining the league for Arsenal in 2025!
On the otherhand, Pep took over Mancity with Big players and 2 EPL titles in four years. Same advantage he had with Barcelona!
I suspect all dis hypemen to be Indomie generation football fans!

andrewbaba44:
Alex Ferguson spent 26 years at man united and none of klopp and guardiola have done that for their various club ,Ferguson spent 26 years and winning 2 champions league only

All diz Mouthy football fans!
He shock una dat Guardolia will NOT WIN the Ucl for the next 20 years!
Remember dat Mourihno has not won it since 12years ago!.

Lasgidi90:
Me I no know o. Abeg help me ask dem "England is the best league in the world" people.

Epl can NEVER be called farmer's league.
Pep managed it to win it with only one point in 2019 and 2022 and u pple are boasting!
Farmers league is when a club win the title 4 or 5x consecutively with 15 or 20points gap to the second placed team!

Eriokanmi:
I'm not defending anyone. But Muslims down south aren't the same in character.

Ogbeni, they ARE THE SAME!
What you see is dat the peaceful christian way of life has rubbed off on them!
Violence, Blood-thirstiness and Killing for Mohammed still runs in their fvcking veins!!

Eriokanmi:
North is Nigerian Sudan, pakistan and Yemen. Please stop making disparaging comments about Islam or Muslims. These guys are mad. Islam in the north is more of a sect and why do I say so? They don't practice Islam rather they always break the laws of Islam. Their leader wouid say don't do this but same person wouid said this be the first to flout the law. I have several instances to support this. That you pray 5 times daily doesn't make you a good or practising Muslim if you fail to uphold the tenets of the religion.

We shall break away from them sooner than anticipated and we'd have peace. India had peace the day Pakistan left. No single day would pass without bomb explosion in India until Pakistan broke away. There are still practising muslims in india today. It wouid happen in Nigeria too very soon.

Ogbeni, stop ur defense of Muslims abeg!
It's like have a Muslim babe or u dey eye one Halimatu in ur street!
Islam IS A VIOLENT religion! Remember Dan fodio!

Kingcalls:
Y cznt this country split for goodness sake!!!!!

Northerners (Hausas) will NEVER allow Nigeria to split.
With the way dey have positioned demselves in NNPC, CBN, Airforce, DSS, Nigerian Army,etc. Why will dey allow us to split?!
Hunger and starvation will kill dem if dat happens!

This evil APC government has taken dier wickedness to face the Catholic church.
It is funny how peeps like Seunmg, Helinius, Mooh and Chief Mannavulturegriller supports dis Satanic party called APC.

Damn niggar. This story looks lyk a Fabricated bullshit!

Just wondering if any of our Nairaland ladies got dis kind of Yanch.

LadyRosa:
Damages her in what way?And what makes you think we're not exercising our stiff waist, legs and hips.Dont forget sex is also therapeutic.

Again,we are also helping men exercise their dicks by our body counts too

Lol, i agree with only the LAST PART of ur comment!
Really, too many Diccks intake is bad for a lady!

uthlaw:
The thing is just that,females of this generation are just too cheap and worthless!

NO, not cheap or worthless!
It is actually more Promiscous and Sexually insatiable!
By 2035-2040, Nigerians ladies will be having multiple boyfriends, fvcking Diccks and refusing to Marry!
The Rich ones would Hire a contract husband!
The poor ones would get pregnant for any averagely rich dude, give birth and continue dier Oloshoism!

jimmyolasun:

Lolss. See dis Guy. Repping Vaseline fc .

Op, You have to lock up and wait for the Konji to die down. You have to develop Mind Training to do this effortlessly.

Hmmm, All diz 'Please advice me on my woman' post!.
Hope you will turn around to castigate those u re seeking advice from like dat Alaigbo dude.

Uniquetani1:
I am too ...

Short and very Worwor!

The Extreme cold this days after every heavy downpour is sometime else.

Will soon invite one of my Babes who is an Engineering student over.
She is average in Mathematics but excellent in BEDMATICS and KNACKIOLOGY.
She has been asking for 'Tutorials' so I have to help her out!

But Jokes Apart, how do Singles (particularly ladies) cope with extreme 'Weather for two?'.

I see a Boredom inspired post here. Could the rainy reason/cold weather be the cause You really need Gbola ASAP! No oofense.

LadyRosa:



A female body counts matters same way a man's body counts should.

Body count is applicable ONLY TO FEMALES!
A man NEVER has a body count even if he has fvcked more dan 50 ladies.
When a lady fuccks men, she is recieving different Dicks and sperms which damages her.
But when a Man fvcks diferent babes, he is just exercising his Penis!

Op, it does.
A one body count woman or Virgin can still fvck up.
BUT
It is still preferable to ladies with 50 to 70 body counts.
Once pushed or tempted with money, such ladies fvck dier boss, pastors, landlords, Exes, etc.

Eastcoastboy:
Lol, but true tho. Most people in Catholic church are idol worshipers,they love Catholic because there, they're more like at peace with their practice, no holy spirit to burn and taunt them. No prophesy to uncover there evil et al...

Example of such organization in the Catholic church that I've heard so many things about are the Knights of....

So the Holy Spirit burn and Taunts christians?
Na wa.

Sterope:
The Catholic church won't survive if it doesn't adapt.

Hehehe! This is funny!
The Catholic church will even be the Lastman standing!.
These teenagers wearing Rugged jeans, short gowns, doing dreadlocks, spraying dier Hair and going to Pentecostal churches will EVENTUALLY CRASH THOSE CHURCHES!
You cannot expand God's kingdom with Unrighteousness and waywardness!

Why cant RCCG do dis with Osinbajo

Op, this is not about Catholic or Anglican church as some are saying here.
In Pentecostal churches, there is still low turn out of Teenagers.
The simple truth is that RELIGION IS DYING GRADUALLY IN NIGERIA.
In 2045 or 2050, only few people will be going to Church in Nigeria.
Teenagers dis days are interested in Yahoo, hookups, instagram skit, bet9ja,etc
How will dem and dier children be in 20 or 30 years time

This is for greedy and desperate or hungry ladies here. I remember one dat used to say 'There are no Big Boys on Nairaland'.

Finnese001:
Procrastination has been one of major problem in life, especially in investment aspect, I have some bulk money in my account for the past 6 months that I wanted to invest in a particular business but procrastination has been a challenge to me

Better sit down, plan properly and GET STARTED!
Delay is dangerous!!!

purejustice36:
Some people when dey see wrong thing
They will start complaining until the complaining turn into shouting

You no holy pass-Tuface Idibia.