₦airaland Forum

Eastcoastboy:
Lol, but true tho. Most people in Catholic church are idol worshipers,they love Catholic because there, they're more like at peace with their practice, no holy spirit to burn and taunt them. No prophesy to uncover there evil et al...

Example of such organization in the Catholic church that I've heard so many things about are the Knights of....

So the Holy Spirit burn and Taunts christians?
Na wa.

Sterope:
The Catholic church won't survive if it doesn't adapt.

Hehehe! This is funny!
The Catholic church will even be the Lastman standing!.
These teenagers wearing Rugged jeans, short gowns, doing dreadlocks, spraying dier Hair and going to Pentecostal churches will EVENTUALLY CRASH THOSE CHURCHES!
You cannot expand God's kingdom with Unrighteousness and waywardness!

Why cant RCCG do dis with Osinbajo

Op, this is not about Catholic or Anglican church as some are saying here.
In Pentecostal churches, there is still low turn out of Teenagers.
The simple truth is that RELIGION IS DYING GRADUALLY IN NIGERIA.
In 2045 or 2050, only few people will be going to Church in Nigeria.
Teenagers dis days are interested in Yahoo, hookups, instagram skit, bet9ja,etc
How will dem and dier children be in 20 or 30 years time

This is for greedy and desperate or hungry ladies here. I remember one dat used to say 'There are no Big Boys on Nairaland'.

Finnese001:
Procrastination has been one of major problem in life, especially in investment aspect, I have some bulk money in my account for the past 6 months that I wanted to invest in a particular business but procrastination has been a challenge to me

Better sit down, plan properly and GET STARTED!
Delay is dangerous!!!

purejustice36:
Some people when dey see wrong thing
They will start complaining until the complaining turn into shouting

You no holy pass-Tuface Idibia.

iznaws:
These expensive, these is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes
Hit the store, I can get 'em both
I don't wanna choose

Bodak yellow by cardi B. The song that made her popular.

haggai247:
My kogi runs had no rival she wasn't feeling Jesus, she worship idols we split but not before I brought her some bible.


I cause more harm than drugs with no NAFDAC number

Is this Mode 9's Nigerian Girl?

foolbuster:
wrong. its just tubaba.

No. Soul E sang in the song. His voice is in the Intro.
Just dat the track didn't have his name attached.
He did what Pocolee did in Za zoo or Klint da drunk did in Nigga raw's song, Obodo.

Bukolaberry:
. Davido assurance.

Heart robber.
By Kaha ft Tuface. It is a 2008 song.

Weeks ago, there was a thread which says 'Say a popular movie line and someone would mention the movie.
I thought of making a similar thread on MUSIC but after sometime, i said 'Abeg, i no get power for dat now. Any other time abeg.
Now someone has made Exactly same thread which is on FP and on the road to maybe 30 pages!


This is a BIG LESSON to learn, outside Nairaland!

IF YOU SLACK IN DOING STH, SOMEONE ELSE WILL OVERTAKE YOU!

IMO01:
Carry dey go
2face and somebody

It is Dare Art Alade. This thread shows dat Nairaland is full of Seniormen and women!

humberjade:
Yes o

I recall buying a lyrics book because of the song... was it 50 or 100 naira

Love the song, really.
Remembered the video?
Used to watch it on ITV, Benin those days around 2002/2003.
Men don old sha!

Let me drop dis. Anyone who get am na Pure Wizard for Nigerian music.

I fit wash your Pata, as long e nor get Otutu. Fit make love to you, even ontop of Chukuchuku!

sprints1:
pep doesn't buy average players, foden is from the academy. Pep spends on the average 50m on players who are promising talents, established players and not average players. The likes ofjoao cancelo,walker, Mendy, Bernardo Silva, gundogan, haaland, Rodri, Dias. De bruyne who is the only world class player in city was signed by Manuel pellegrini. He is still yet to turn the likes of jesus, grealish 100m fraud, ake ,zinchenko, laporte into world class players. Which world class players? You people just tag world class players on average players.

Leave am, make him dey yarn Opata.
Pep dat CANNOT win trophies without spending Millions.
You will soon see him buy a 60M pound defender to add to Laporte and Diaz.

This boy, Phil Foden is truly a sensational player. But i see painful tears and anguish@the Etihad tomorrow. I also see wailings and despair@Carrow road. Supporters of Shitty and Spursy, pls take heart in advance.

You would just swallowed d insult and attend the ceremony.

DrFunmisticGlow:
This thread is so vulgar. I'm out

Lol, just add 'Damn Nasty' to complete am.

Modern ladies DISLIKE strong-willed and Assertive guys! They want to draw tattoos, wear skimpy clothes, call dier Ex and Hoe around. They are highly prone to Misbehaving! And Real guys will never have such. So out of frustation and pain, dey starts calling us Unromantic, Wicked,etc.

Always calculate and look before you leap. Decisions make and Mar men!

Lol, dis post will Pepper some of our NL feminists!.
OP, Just collect and be enjoying ur Gifts. But u too, be spending money on her.
But Laslas, 'Michael, AFTER ALL WAT I SPENT ON YOU' go still come out for dis ur Relationship.

Hmm, this OP is very honest.
Many ladies hate dier gender and envy the Free, SIMPLE and LESS BAGGAGE life of Males!
If God gave 100 females the chance to become Guys, 95 would accept with Alacrity.
But for guys, don't think any would like to switch to become a Girl.
Infact, according to Kriss216, 'in my next life, instead of being a Girl, i rather be a tree'!.

Kai. These Igbos guys abroad are embarassing us, Nigerians big time.

SarutobiEky:
a girl I used to chat with used the slang... Immediately turned my tummy.. ceased talking to her.

Ogbeni, you no like the Babe b4.
I bet if it is one fine, sweet Babe with good ASSnal and manCHESTer, u wud not see much wrong!

Martinez39s:
That actors and actresses I saw on TV were literally inside my TV and would sneak out from the TV at midnight, while I was asleep, to make room for those performing in the upcoming programmes. Silly one-year-old me.

Finally, believing in Yahweh, the Christian supreme deity.

You remembered when u were watching TV as a One yr old

That if a flying bird shit on ur head, u go get Money in the future.
That if a young boy has grey hair early, him go become millionaire in the future!

Lol, dis OP is very funny. Romance still dey 4 Nigeria? If u re looking for romance, go and buy Romantic novels to read!

It means you go Collect enough Kponsing (Beating)!
It can also be used in sexual innuedoes form.e.g. Candidlady dey my room yesterday. She collect enough Wotowoto!
Lol.

Okoroawusa:
I just don't get it.... and I doubt if there's any woman on Nairaland masquerading as a man.
These men that do this don't know that they give themselves away when they write comments. We know what an average Nigerian woman would say in a public forum.

Hmm, dis ur last statement.
So Obembet who post football news, is female or male?

Stanley1155:
Katy Perry

Is she on Nairaland?

Nice one, OP. Let the young gees learn from it. As for me, Babes/relationship issues does not interest me dat much. Though anytime most of dem give me 'food', i normally Chop!