₦airaland Forum

Lol, see many nlanders here abusing English language and making serious grammatical blunders. I wonder what the teachers dey complain of, would do if dey see diz errors!

SMH. Just see some Nairalanders calling flogging, 'child abuse'. Copy copy Africans. Some of you don't know dat children misbehave alot. Hence some Aggressive disciplinary styles lets dem know dier wrong.

LedRock:
Trash. Treat like a queen and spend cash. Queen should be able to take card of herself.

Lols. bros, A Nigerian 'Queen' never spends her money. She is taken care of by a 'King' or several 'Kings'!.

Islandlady:
Yes o, mine was when one deluded lady in my lodge back then in campus, told one of my course mate that I was pregnant because she saw me vomiting...That one went and spread the rumour in the department

Omoo I nearly craze

Do NOT blame ur coursemate@all. Instead blame nollywood and African magic.
So u were not pregnant??

1.'Always be patient with ur spouse and be a good listener'. 2.Then pls work hard because if u come ask me for Money, i no go give you!

NONE! They are all very talented, particularly Omah lay. But Wizkid has this Star quality which the likes of Ronaldo, Genevieve, Michael Jackson has! These Younglings might make lots of waves but will always be under Wizkid's shadow.

JOACHINpedro:
So Biden was never an anti-christ
I tire for Nigeria superstitions

It is overly religious dat started to call him Anti-christ and tried to christianise Donald trump's campaign! And this contributed to Trump's defeat as Americans are not like Nigerians who carries 'church for head'.

Tinubuadvocate:
We know that already thunder fire that idoma boy talking rubbish.

You are a confirmed Mumu tho! Yesterday u called him Igbo just because of his name Oche. Your tribalism, stupidity and lack of exposure is an albatross to you! Try travel comot for Akure, ok?

LIAR! You claim Osibanjo is the best because he is from RCCG and stylishly asked members to vote for him.
Have u seen Catholic church saying Peter Obi is better dan other candidates or ordering catholics to vote for him in 2023? Or the sokoto caliphate campaigning for Atiku on Islam basics?
Competence and ability to perform and NOT RELIGION must be the yardstick for getting a president in 2023!

Athemisia:
You've played Tottenham already have you forgotten?
These are your next fixtures below:

Brighton vs Man UTD (a)
Crystal Palace vs Man UTD (a)

Two sure losses for Manure utd. Particularly against c.palace. They just cant match the aggression of Patrick Vieira's players!

paulolee:
his opinion even if I doubt foden would say such bcox pep is building him to be like messi...
cr7 can do all messi can?? bt messi is more of a playmaker wich cr7 can never be...messi is more good with assist, has more ballon d or n more trophies than cr7.....
so wat av messi don dt cr7 can do better?? the story no clear atall

He is better dan Messi in scoring TAP-INS!

Obembet go soon post oo. 'Ronaldo scores penalty which disgraces Messi in france'. Dat Babe na weyrey!

LesbianBoy:
This referee is a messi fan

Some of u Man utd fans only care about Ronaldo scoring even if una Lose 5 1! Dats y Man u refuses to Grow! So terrible.

lordswill03:
I never saw Osinbajo in the light that this poster portrayed him. I use to sings his praises and wanted him to win the ticket and perhaps the presidency. After due consideration reading this post, i have come to conclude that vice president lied to us because most of his promises were not met, rather things things became worse more that they were. Therefore i hereby withdraw my support

You are just knowing? He is a very cunning fellow. After failing woefully with Buhari, he comes out trying to play Mr Good boy and deceive Nigerians. Osibanjo is a NO NO! Give ur vote to Anoda person!

Hope dis OP is not Siofra??

OP, currently, i am Single but i operate on Mercenary basics!

hkidola00:
where do u stay...can u work in a bet9ja office as a cashier... ur struggling to eat touched me

Does the OP really want a job? He is looking for free meals, free provisions and extra bonuses of bre*sts n towtow!

Lolss, Owu dey blow this OP badly. Someone should help him oo!

cavreek:
Abeg if u have an idea about how u want ur family to be like and how u want to raise ur kids, beta marry woman that u will be praying together and not the one that will become ur prayer point
Remember it is little tins that gravitate to become the problem of tomorrow

Bros, Morals is the key, not Prayers! Particularly in Nigeria where prayerful peeps still gossip, backbite, steal in dier workplace, etc. In my area, i have seen a Pastor steal sb's land. Don't judge a responsible person by his or her praying abilities. Judge by character and Morals.

Patrioticbreed9:
Cool..

Damn! What took you so long, almost close except for the name and family issue. Can't say much about sex, since we are mostly indoors but she is deffinately not hyper.

If not for the long distance ish, were you ok with her? I mean 100%.

Yea, completely. Some persons are not much into praying and kabashing. In all, morals is wat u should worry about. One of my Prayer warrior relative chop my N12k in a transaction i did with her!

Jodera:
Cain and Abel was already in the world out of God's presence(garden of Eden). It might be Cain, it Might be Abel, but Cain just chose to be Wicked and envious

Moreover, I'll love to ask . God created Lucifer (or Satan). Who taught him the evil vices, pride and wickedness he always had and exhibits?

Lols. You use bigger question to answer my question. God can NEVER have anything to do with Evil. Only Satan knows where he collected it from. But i suspect it's from him Cain became bad.

Patrioticbreed9:
Where are you based please?

Do you mind telling me her name?


And why she or you left?.


Thanks.

I am based in Delta state. Her name is Sophia . Her family relocated to Abuja and i just locked up. Could not do distance relationship with dat kind of Hyper-sexed babe!

Islandlady:
All this old depressed fools above making themselves happy over their hatred for women

At Op that is a green light she loves you and wants you to make a move if she give in, treat her well, but take it slowly o...we no wan Hear rape o

Why the attack on guys? @the end, ur advice is still same with diers! It's lyk u need strong Gbola to calm ur stressed nerves!

HltSong:
What fruits did eve give Adam? The snake? Are you saying Adam and Eve practiced bestiality?

Just forget abt dis matter,ok?. Your mental facaulty does not have the capabilities to absorb or digest it!

Jodera:
Genesis 4v1: then Adam had intercourse with his wife and she became pregnant, she bore a son...and named him Cain


So how come you claimed the snake's seed is Cain when the Bible EXPLICITLY stated that Adam's seed is Cain??

Have you ever reasoned where Cain learnt the evil vices of Envy and Killing from? because Adam and Eve were portrayed as innocent individuals. Tell me where he got it from!

Op, i had one lyk urs.. She was like 'I don't just like going to church". Such babes got no issues. Open minded, cool and intelligent. But dem dey like Fvck sha. So ur Dicck must be ever ready!

Dear married men, do not allow ur wife stop u from finding ur true love-Kriss 216. This quote is one of funniest things i have seen on NL!

Cant list up to 5 but one sweet thing is when you give Money to a penniless or starving person who starts telling u thank you like 50x!. Another is when a fine Babe dat has been doing Shakara finally give u Punny! Lol.

hopexter:
He has limited power on everything relating the country he was to co-govern, then why is he now the vice? Only pretending to be showing concern now cos of election. He’s not the leader Nigeria want

He is a WEAKLING! And such characters make bad leaders. Some years ago, i was acting as Manager of a firm, i was not afraid to talk to my Boss on certain Industrial issues! Yet Osibanjo, a Professor is afraid of Buhari/Northern cabal. The Man is a coward and wants to use 'Cunny cunny' to win 2023 elections! He will fail woefully.

okefranci:
I am very sure with the intervention of God and OSINBAJO the ASUU will soon resume

RCCG fanatic spotted! Osibanjo will NOT be Apc flagbearer or president. He is a cowardly, weak and deceitful person!

Zico5:
The vice president of a country is begging the leaders to intervene in ASUU and labour dispute. Who are the leaders? My God and someone is still following this very crude man. How will this one make a good president for God sake?

Osibanjo is a weak and also crafty person . He wants to use 'Christian factor' to deceive some Nigerians dat carry 'church for head'. Nigerians should go for Amaechi and even Tinubu! @least diz ones, we know dier character!