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Skullano:
If a lady is clean and good in bed, she won't have to ask of second round cos bros go dey ginger to duck more.

Lol, see nairaland duckers!

Beebah2000:
Omo, I love the way my body dey ooo.
Nature no forget anything ooo

Hmmm, meaning you have good manChester and Backa?

chatinent:
Ability to slap people who post rubbish online.

Chatinent, shut up! Y bully d young fella like dat?

Well shaped head and muscles.

So you dont even want to go to church dis morning? U prefer roaming round this section looking for Innocent and humble guys like us to quarell with. Yeye girl.

OP, Judas was a naturally greedy and money concious individual. Such persons easily betray others! Forget prophecy matter.

doggedfighter:
Comedians

Be there forming atheist and aunty know all. Though religion has its faults and unexplainable parts, but there is a God that oversees everything in this world. Certain things can not be revealed to us. Even ur Mama get one or 2 secrets wen she neva tell you.

Nice one, OP because the everlasting hell fire seem extreme, really. But there is mention of it in the new testament where Jesus said the goats will thrown in a place where there will be sorrow and gnashing. And also d story of d rich man and lazarus.

illicit:
Yes why not

Even armed robbers prayers

You mean God answer their prayers for a successful thiefing operation and safety in the ignoble profession?

Meaning Skull miners's prayers will be answered too..

Jennyclay:
GOD IS LOVE..... GOD answers everyone's prayers.

If you study your Bible very well, you would understand when Jesus was on earth, he never condemned anybody. No matter the sins you committed, rather he would pray for you to be delivered and also heal you from every sickness and diseases.

GOD works in a way that humans don't understand. "GOD no be Man"

If Man were to be God, Hmmmmmmm.....

Very nice points you put down. But what about victims of yahoo boys who will be counting dier losses later? Aren't these reasons some peeps get angry and dump religion for good?

Ginaz:
mine is worst . but we move

if you can't bear it then cut your nose off.

Lol. So you re one of dem? The toilet Boko haram pple.

In my hood, A group of confirmed Yahoo boys do not Joke with their morning Devotion.

While during my time in the Uni, Babes at a Brothel called Olufummi would always hold together and pray in the morning!

Alongside other points, They would Pray for More customers for the day!

So, DOES GOD ANSWER SUCH PRAYERS?

Because sometimes looking at these individual, seems the prayers works!

Towtow and preek issues dominate the minds of many peeps here. How will our nation Nigeria grow like dis?

OP.

Well, you have to Re-invent yourself. Like, do some crazy stuff.

If you are a lady, wear shorter gown, tint your hair and have nose ring.

While for the guy, go for Ratty or Dreadlock hairstyle, hit the gym and snap picx with Scantily dressed babes.

In such scenarios, curiousity and Attraction will rise up. From there, You guys can start enjoying urselves again.

Walkee:
is that not the truth? All your female role models either have onlyfans or are into hookup. Even almighty Rihanna was doing runs with an Arab billionaire few years ago. What's the point in educating or improving females when they are all destined to leech off men?

Bro, Abeg leave dem jare! Real men dont engage ladies in verbal exchanges.

See one using hausa to insult me because of the OP Relevation.

If you like argue till the year 3000, Man will always be GREATER than woman. We are created for bigger things.

Women is just to relax and enjoy the Pleasures of life created by focussed Men. Good example is Regina Daniel and Chief Ned Nwoko.

Some Punks are just attacking the OP for nothing. very yeye pple.

OP.

Carry go!

Men must get sense by force and know that God and nature have high expectation of us!

Let Candidlady and Guys like MufasaLion continue to cry and wail like babies deprived of bobbie.

OP. Ur problem of Strong Konji and it is purely normal for a real, virile man.

You have 3 Options.

Either you fcvk her.

Or you go out there and fcvk a Prostitute or any young, available girl.

Or you get vaseline and start wanking steady.

Dont mind these self righteous men condemning you. Many of them are very INDISCIPLINED in towtow issues.

Iyaebe:
As an evening newspaper, I've tasted all and still single. God when?

Iya Babey..

How was ur 'Trial' with Fineboy goalkeeper Maduka Okoye?

Since you said its only International Footballer you want as husband..

Hoping Kobojunkie and her likes does not come here to start endless, annoying, ambiguous religious arguments..

The OP na wahala OP Sha. But your points are correct! I wonder what you would now say about men/guys that suck p*ssy?

OP.All diz instructions just to fvck? When Better konji hold you and finally get a p*ssy, u will smash it anyhow and anywhere o. Lol.

Mr Smellysperm, this ur post nor good for Guys with Spiritual Konji o.

Cabazieu:
Back in primary school, there is one teacher that like planting ( ugwu leaf) vegetables leaf almost round the school. We use to call her (vegetable) ugwu aunty.

Lols..

Some Teachers got no chill. Dem no send anybody.

In my Uni those days, was told One Lecturer, during his free time used to Butcher meat in an abbatoir close to Campus. Guyman nor reason anybody o.

OP, Btw,
I dreamt Man U lost 3 nil to Leeds Utd and Ronaldo was redcarded for kicking out at Maguire who scored an OG.

OP
*Slim body
*Slightly fair
*Fairly, nice cook
*Good conversationist.
*Body count of 2 or 3@most. (Since virgin babe nor dey Nigeria again)

More loading..

omale88:
Is she on her period? It could be a factor, stinky poop also happens when people don't go use the restroom ASAP eg holding in the poop for 30 min to 1hr before going, dehydration also causes serious Stinky poop.fact is if you are sexually compatible to people their farts, poop and sweats won't smell enough to get you very offended.

Hmm, owk, gud points. But aren't there pple who just have it naturally in dem?

mytime24:
My phone c'nt zoom

You want to look at towtow this early saturday morning?

RunzMAN:
How many seeds of bitter kola?

Only 2.

SmellySperm:
Lols I wonder

Some lucky peeps got nice, reasonable Poo smell.

But this Babe own is damn Suffocating!!

I Wonder wetin she dey chop.

rickpat:
get a air freshener na... everything go be topic sef...is poo suppose to scent like a Gucci or Prada perfume?

It is like you have not seen Air freshner-Defying Shit smell?

The Fine Babe I have been Asking to come and Help me do Something finally visited.
She is so pretty, slim and Curvy and i was happy.
Only for her to use the convenience and Destroy the ambience and coziness of the apartment with her Odoriferous and extremely naseauting Shit Odour!

My small apartment now smells like those Government primary school toilets.

But i couldnt help Imagine what if i were her Husband. because i have not encountered such a lady b4!

So Peeps, Have you had a Brother, Ex Girlfriend or Boyfriend with a very Smelling Shit Odour?

HOW DID YOU COPE?

Lalasticlala, help this Post! Thanks.