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Billionaire Artistes performs for Billionaire business mogul..

Nice one from WizzyBaba, OluwaBurna and Froggyboy!

OP..
Dat's Life for you!

Ur saddest moments is another Individual's happiest somewhere!..

During December 2016, when some Nigerians were wailing over MMM Loss, My cousin was Flexing hard as he made Real Cash from d Scheme!

Go to ATM stands and see Pple making withdrawals, Go to Saloon and see ladies making Expensive hairstyles!

So it's like that.

Don't Worry, 2022 go better for you, ok? Just Plan better and Pray too!

OP
Currently, in Nigeria, if you DO NOT spend on a Naija Girl, she CANNOT love you!
Never!
Aside dat, Der is a Thing about spending about on Ladies you should know.
It gives them this Feeling that they were Queens or Princesses they are pampered always..

So Forget it.
Some Girls (particularly Naija girls) Will Fall in love when Money is Spent on dem!
They will Also give the Guy the..u know..

Jeon:
HE FALL MY HAND [ED ]

I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THE PERU SONG [because of how the media is all about it ] [FIREBOY ] SO I DOWNLOADED IT LAST WEEK, TRUTH TO GOD I DELETED THE SONG BEFORE GETTING TO 1:00. LIKE WTF WHY THIS MEANINGLESS SONG IS OVER HYPE

Thought I was the Only one!

Peru is an Overhyped, useless song!

How Ed Sheeran found it Interesting is a Big Mystery!

I Just listened to Tetema remix by Tanzanian artiste, Ray Vanny ft Maluma! The Song was Dope!
Dat's what International collabo is about! Not some Peru, Para nonsense!

thesicilian:
It's people like you that suddenly decide to dislike what they initially loved because some foreigners do not like it and you want to appear woke.

Either You are not Enlightened and Probably do not Read!

Peru is a South American country and dier Citizens are called Peruvians (where peruvian hair came from)
They must have found the Song Offensive!

Personally, I feel the song is even Useless! Peru don dey Para..
What's dat?

Mood11:
I am equally disappointed in EdSheeran.
How can he reduce himself from singing sweet love songs like "Perfect ", "photograph" and even "we found love" to singing Peru

Like wtf is Peru and Para
Is he no longer in love with the "shape of you"

You see am too, Abi?

Was shocked when I heard he wanted to jump on the Song!

When I said dis FireBoy Peru song is Useless, some were saying I am an Hater!

EmperorTolson:
Thought this mumu said she wants to leave nairaland

Lolsss.. Abi oo!

Was crying and making Emotional goodbyes. Few minutes, creates a shitty/controversial topic!

Siofra be like Tonto Dickeh! They CANNOT exist without some Craze and controversy in dier Lives!

ifyken:
First of all he said he MIGHT deactivate it not will.
Secondly the goat you qouted is a foolish slowpoke impersonating thegidredpiller. The original person has over 160 topics while he has none. What will the goat gain from copying people

Are you sure of this?

What if GidRedpiller created the Acc using the same name?

Haakeem:
U are welcome....ur format won'nt work here cause i'm sure almost every nairalanders are now wise,if ur intention here is to come and look for clients,u have failed.

I Support you on this!

The Guy looks like those Scammers looking for Preys!

Him no go see Shishi for hia!

Make him try another Site!

AoifeNightfall:
With great grief I'm announcing this but I have to do it.

I'll be leaving nairaland for a loooonnnggg time. I'll be back but not now, not soon.

I and Siofra won't be coming here for a long long time.

I have to get my life back on track. I have to face my work.

I'll miss you guys though. But my corporate life needs me

I'll miss the arguments and insults especially

I'll miss pumpumking

I spend too much time here. I can't lose my job because of this site

Bye bye. I may come back, I may not. But even if I come back it won't be for more than twenty minutes and I'll visit as a guest


God! I'm crying right now I thought I'd never see this day or leave. God whyyyy??

I'll miss all the dumb redpillers and intelligent feminists

Goodbye nairaland

God help me!

Lolsss..
Siofra and Pumpumking the sweet couple..

The way you like dat Guy and will be pretending ehn, it's Funny!.

Two of u should Marry! No oofense!

Girls, Girls and Girls Matter!

Una nor dey Tire?

Make Guys dey give ourselves respect nah! Haba!

Odumoye:
Marvellous Benji innovated swoor while igalala is to be credited to showkey

Sword was Popularized by Danfo Drivers in dier 2004 Hit song!

Marvellous Benji came around 2005!

dahgifted:
Ebony Milf!

Lolsss..very Correct o!

Ebony Milf Marie Luv Fcvks her Stepson Jordi El Nino' in a Gym!

temijoshuaa:
Yea, mine is actually chronic, but i know i will be fine. I am on days today, and i am hoping to complete 120 days at least. We can do this bro.

I have Already told you Guys what to Do!

If you follow it Religiously, You will not reason Masturbation at all..


Tell yourself dat you have to Quit!
Masturbation is mostly a Teenage thing! Any Guy still Masturbating is NOT a Man, But still a BABY!

You become a Man when you start Fuccking babes steady!

A Civil servant should know better dan insulting his State Governor on Facebook!

Him nor get Sense?

Anyway, It's like he will have to Join MannaVultureGriller in grilling business! I hear it pays more!

Where is MannaVultureGriller?

Come and see ur Papa doing great wonders in 'Handling security'!..

Bastardlyrich:
But nollywood is far better than oduduwa wood na.
Nollywood is a movie from folks in the ss and se.
Oduduwa wood is movie of Yoruba muslim using dirty girls that don't wash their pant and mess too much.
You can just say rip instead of displaying your cowwardice online my Yoruba muslim friend.

See how you are Ranting over nothing!..

Whichever way you see it, some Movies are Nollywood Asaba!
Doesn't mean they are bad movies! Lots of Nigerians still watch it.

Is this Real or just a Movie?

Well, maybe they should call Chinwetalu Agu! Dat man likes of 'Help' widows alot!

Vanguard
MannaVultureGriller begs to Disagree with you Guys!

Haha!


This Man that has Monopolized all the Igwe Roles in Nollywood Asaba movies!

He never looked Sick nah!

Nice one from this Liquorose Babe!

Waiting for Kingcalls the Psychopathic Ronaldo Fan..
to come Scatter this thread with Mumu and Unnecessary arguments!

OP
Masturbation is VERY strong addiction. Any addiction that Gratifies the Flesh is always like dat!
Smoking, Drugs intake, etc..

I will advise you, Starting from January 2022!

*Sell your Android phone and use a small one.
*That means No more Porn for you!
*Stop watching Naija music videos!
*Listen to Gospel songs on ur phone..
*Read your Bible.
*Try woo a Girl and start a relationship!

If you follow these Steps, Within 2 years, U will Do away with d Habit!

Their husbands/Boyfriend would do it for dem..

According to modern ladies, Cooking, washing, Cleaning the house, etc are Survival skills..
Not exclusive to any gender!

yenereal:
>:
Only you on one thread commenting nonsense? You're seriously sick. Local man baby.
(

Just leave him!
It's like Early morning Harmattan breeze/Fog don enter him Brain!
Things will settle soon!

adetayoonas:
It's because arsenal are presently playing small or middle teams like Sunderland and Leeds. Let them play Chelsea, man utd, Liverpool, man city, Tottenham and win them. Then I will be convinced they don't need Auba. He is still their best strikers and he has always teach other young players football tactics which has helped them

Many of you guys Rate Auba by 2019 or even 2015 broussia dortmund standards!

Dude has Aged terribly and Can't play Action-packed football again!
Those Young players u mentioned DO NOT want him anywhere near the first team!


Is it Martinelli, Smith Rowe, Saka, Nketiah or Who? He has been missing Sitters since the Start of the season and Frustrating dier efforts with his Misses and Laziness!

He has NOT helped them in any way.
Let him Move to Barca! Maybe he will get the Tap in goals he is looking for!

Decision Perfect from Arsenal!

We thank you for the contributions and wish you well in your future endeavours!
We can't be Giving u Big Wages over nothing like an Old Pensioner!
So, this decision is best for both Parties!

I honestly wish Players were Sacked like Coaches!
Imagine players like Aubameyang and Pogba collecting £350 Weekly and doing nothing!

Where is Righteousness2 aka Holiness..

Let him come and tell us his Position on Kumuyi's statement!

Make we believe am?

Hmmm..
That Brozoning and Friendzoning Sha!

As a Guy, if you are in any of these 2 Zones, Just know dat Nothing for you!

Unless, you are really Lucky..
Maybe the Babe got fed up with her BF, was Frustated over Sth or was Sexually starved@a particular moment..
If You re sharp, Just 'console and Help' her Properly!

Basiljoe:
Crap. A Man can still bond monogamously with a woman, irrespective of how many woman he has been with. You can't say the same for women.

Very Correct
A Man that has Fuccked many Ladies b4 marriage.
If he comes across dem, he does NOT feel much urge for dem again!

But a Woman!!
NEVER..
As soon as She comes across her Ex whom Fuccked her well in the Past,
She will be wishing a Quickie sex can just happen b4 going back to her Husband!

Dat's how I met my Ex in a Mall who is Married and decided to give her Nice handshakes!..
This babe started to Rub and romance my Palms! I just Tire!

justmondris:
I see no reason why you should insult him. He only expressed his opinion which may not be far from the truth. Why insulting him and his family

Lolss..

They gave him a Brutal Upper Cut Reply!

We must remember dat Fatness is NOT for Everybody!
The likes of IGodye, Basketmouth, Tuface, Kaffy the Legendary dancer, etc have maintained their slim shape for almost a 20 years Period!

So You Guys shouldn't expect Fat from Wizkid till 2030@Least!