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Sonnobax15:

Tbvh with you op,my present gf isn't stringy, ain't clingy, ain't a gossip,but whenever I think of the fact that she has actually been with me all these years despite my struggle,I just dey say to myself--"this banny must enjoy las las

My brother man vinnie,one thing wey I don notice about this my banny na be say she likes making male friends,and I'm that kind of person who wouldn't disturb her so long she isn't disturbing me too.......

Okoh, Plz Make the Money fast and put a ring on dat Babe's finger in 2022!

As one Guy said yesterday, Original Android Charger Scarce, Same with good wives!..

ahnie:
The word love should be replaced with infatuation.
The Nigerian factor has made love to go extinct.

I for one,if you tell me you love me....the kind eyes I go look u with eeh?

Wow!
This is so Cool, coming from a Female..
Can you expantiate Plz?

MufasaLion:
I can't list them all.

List some..C'mon!

OP
Talk true..
How was the Sex?
Did you vandalize that Orifice properly?

Kriss216:
In Dirtiness lies all other bad habits. A dirty woman can't make a happy home.

In the words of Adaz (One Delta born Artiste), 'Dirty Girl na Somebody Wifey'..

The men married to such ladies have not died nah!

FriendsAndFans:
Posting all those stylish begging post on WhatsApp status.
It's sickening knowing every lady does that on WhatsApp

Lolsss..
But can she Type 'I receive it' to those 'You shall have 1million' Facebook posts?

maureensylvia:
But I'm not ugly

Then give us a Picx showing ur Prettiness as well as your other Endowments!

Saw a Facebook post where this was asked.

'A Serial womanizer or a Very Stingy Man, which can you manage as a Wife?
Almost all the Ladies went for the Womanizing Dude!
Meaning they CAN'T JUST COPE with a Stingy Spouse!..

There are so Many Traits/attitudes that one Might not be able to Condone from their partners!
It Can be

*Terrible Lying
*Overeating i.e. gluttony
*Vainness i.e. likes Showing off
*Poor money management
*Temper issues
*Dirtiness
*Talkativeness
*Snoring (This one ehn.. )
*Addiction to Instagram, Facebook, etc..

MINE IS
*Gossiping
*Having Feminists as friends.
*Stingyness..(some Ladies can never spend N500 on their husbands even if they have N1million in dier Acc)..

SO WHAT'S YOURS?



Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Help Push to FP if Possible!
Thanks!

Lols..
After vandalizing her Kpekus with his irresponsible Dicck,abi?

He wants an Innocent nigga to inherit the overused p*ssy..

Nothing for you, Brotherly!
You must Marry the Babe!

This Nairaland and Snake matter ehn!

MufasaLion:
What did you do?

I called her to the Staffroom and gave her some good lashes with the Rod of Discipline!

Beebah2000:
I wonder ooo. Them dey Shameless na.
I no dey blame them, I dey blame female students way agree to open legs for them.
Shameless people everywhere

See you!
They are ones that even Seduce the Corpers!

Once the Corpers is kinda handsome, has some swag and uses a Nice phone, they will not Allow him any Rest!
All of dem will be Tripping and some will Bet amongst themselves on who will the Corper will Eye first!

To refuse such free Towtow as a Guy is not Easy at All..

OP
This is Simply because at dat age, Their teresterone levels is very High!. @21-30, The Libido/sexual urge of a Guy at dat is something Else! It is not Easy at all.

Same with Girls from 15-23!

Our Secondary school Girls don't even Help matters!
These Girls are as Randy as the Corpers themselves! They will be doing some Touchings, with male Corpers all in the name of 'Uncle, Uncle'..

During my time in 2016, dat's how one came from behind and used her Big Boobs to Press my Back, under the guise of Pointing at sth!

I dealt With her, seriously!

smartoliver:
A move not favoring a player doesn't mean his former coach was the only reason that player used to perform. That's very myopic to say the least. So many players have left Klopp to become better, Lewandowski, Gotze, [b]Auba [/b]to name a few. Coutinho and Wijnadum are just two of so many players whose moves didn't favor them. Infact, Wijnadum was never as good as his move to PSG made him seem, he has always been a second choice with Klopp. Klopp is good, but he's less of a reason Coutinho or Wijnadum didn't perform well at their present clubs.

Na Which Person u talk so?
Auba wetin?

Manesalah:
Messi factor ....Aside the MSN era,he did not replenish his Liverpool form in barca

Yet, Kingcalls d Psychopathic Ronaldo Fan, claims it is Messi that Destroyed Barca!

Messi that put arms around Suarez and integrated him into Barca!
And he scored 40 La liga goals in 2015/2016 season with countless Assists from Messi!
As well as scoring a UCL Final goal against Juventus from a Rebound of Messi's Shot!

Only AN EVIL HATER or A LOUSY FOOL will say Messi killed Barca!

[quote author=youmour post=108547991]I hate this song passionately but good luck to him blowing up.

I hardly even listen to Naija music except a selected few.

I'm more into 90s hip hop like
Mobb deep
Wu Tang clan
DMX
Nas
Etc[/quote]Ah!
I thought I was the Only one!

Peru don dey Para.. What's that?

One man's meat is another's poison really..

I so much hate this 'Peru, Para' song by FireBoy!
Just like Davido's Fem, last year!

Thrash, Overhyped songs, making waves!

Afonja Pple used to be Recognized as Academic Gurus!

How did they port to Skull mining?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar


Damnnn Damnnn beautiful....Happy birthday baby girl

I keep on saying it ....all these milf and matured women

All these milf....and matured women ehnn

Anytime i see all these type of baby girls...niola, Rita Dominic and this Regina askia

What comes to my mind ...na things like

"Hot Milf picks up young guy and bang the hell out of him "

"Hot black milf bang son's friend"

Lolsss..

This Guy, O Boy!
You are really a bad Nigga!

Hot Milf, Diamond Jackson bang her Daughter's boyfriend El Nino'..

Deicide:
The funny thing is that the op is male

Yeah,
Just wants to Take Pple for a Ride!

Some Pple though!
Idleness wan Finish dem!

Lolss, see some Guys just up there to Give OP inferiority complex!

The Reason is

Because they feel they let down their Guard by giving you the Punny!
They are also Afraid you might be a Kiss and Tell Nigga!

Despite all dis, They will still need the Diccking again particularly if you did a Good job!

VERY VERY Wrong!

Some peeps will come Here to say nothing is Wrong!
But they clear underestimate the Irrational nature of Gbola and P*ssy!
They have their demons!

One day, the boy will have an Erection and b4 you say Boom, him go Fcvk him mama

Arsenal 2 West ham 1

Martinelli. Diop
Odegaard

Posa:
Paul---Womanizer
There are names I can never give My kids
from experience, I have discovered these;

1. Sandra ---They always mumu for man, sorting a man's bills all because of dick.

2. Anita ---Cheerful pussy giver

3. Blessing--- Struggling with a man that doesn't even send them

4. Vivian--- Small touch, them done fall yakata

5. Peace and Precious---Omoh, them mumu die for man. You can kpansh them for free anytime and day. Just form serious relationship small and they are yours

NB: These are all from My Personal experiences

This is funny because Sandra actually means 'Helper of Men'.

Pumpumking:

After carefull study & months of research, all men on nairaland finally agree that we hav only one beaut female outtter 15 million registerd female.... 1?...... 1 outter 15 million females is bad. how can 10 million men be chasssin only one female?..

[b]...not sure if i should day her name!

[/b]


Lolsss..
This Pumpumking!

Give us her name, C'mon!

Urhobo Wado!

Where una Dey?

I like Urhobos because their Dowries dey dey Cheap!
And thier Babes nor dey too Bill Guymen

princeade86:
u got him wrong sir. Messi was part of barca problems with stupid wages they giving him then. Batholomew made messi bigger than barca which Madrid president can't do. Is a silly thing to give messi crazy wages. Also, when he tendered transfer request, the useless president suppose allow him to leave with such good deal. €100m plus 3 players from man city. Immediately Ronaldo tendered transfer request, Perez allowed him to go. U can't be giving a single player moral to think his bigger than d club or dictate who he will play with and not. Also, it was levante that spoiled barca unbeaten, not real betis.

He said Messi DESTROYED Barca!

That's a Terrible Lie!

Barca simply killed themselves with Foolish Signings!

Pere the Boss!

And our Lazy Naija ladies wanted to Kill him because of White money!

They want a Kitchen Man as Husband!

tujays:
Lolol my uncle name na solomon and that man daft no be small.. when he was working in Kaduna textile way back, he was sponsoring one girl named Alice that resides in Lagos then. he pays for her fees and does almost everything hoping to get married to her. Immediately textile packup na so the lady japa till today. las las he ended up impregnating one single mom when he was in his 50's.

Meaning 90% percent of Solomon are Like ehn!..

andrewbaba44:
Lol

Anytime I see the idiot long epistle Na to just scroll pass ,that 7th ballon d or still Dey pain the guy like mad

He is clearly an Empty-handed and Immature dude!

Insulting Pple because of Ronaldo!

Just leave him, Bro! Hopefully him go get Sense in the Future!

Kingcalls:
Barca will still rise... messi was the one that actually destroyed that club and left them in pieces...only those with deep eyes will know this

Na so!
Your own nor Pass this one!

Messi dat has won up to 10 La liga Titles for Barca!
In 2017/2018, Barca with Messi almost did Unbeaten like Arsenal but lost to Real Betis on the 2nd to the last match of the season!

Very expensive and Foolish Signings such as Griezmann, Dembele, Coutinho, Pjanic, de jong, etc..Killed Barca NOT Messi!

BTW, You are too Biased, as a Football Fan.

Kingcalls:
Arteta is a fool, thats how he was screaming at klopp cos the fool think say im don arrive , scores 0.0 b4 the klopp fracas , moments later , it was 4.0.... hope he has money to replace him cos if na that lacazette I'm de depend on, I pity am... since Henry only van persie, snachez , a flash of podolski and ashavin ,then abumeyang are the only real finishers they have got in the past 14 yrs.... and the fool knows that arsenal can't compete with top clubs when it comes to bringing in world class strikers...abumeyang was the only world class player in that team ....loosing form don't mean he is a bad player all of a sudden ... he had been carrying arsenal all these years .... this stupid coach is just full of himself and arrogant....feeling like a Mourinho, coach wey never achieve anything for im life

You go just Yarn dust!

You think this is Messi vs Ronaldo matter, abi?

Aubameyang is Finished! The few Arsenal matches I watched him, he has been Very Terrible, slow and Lazy!..

Maybe U need him at Man U?