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iyapont:
Nostalgia shit I just remembered ITV Benin city,I grew up watching that programme in that station

Lolss..
Watching ITV and EBS doz days with your 'Turn with your hand' outside Antenna!..

U watch Bits n Laugh for EBS?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

I don't know this man

I got no idea what that i need to know program is all about

Lolss..
Damn Niggar..
Hope u nor be Indomie Generation o?

All the same..
It was a Fine Programme. Funke Akindele was a Secondary School Girl..She was crushing on one Fine but Shy Boy!
But an Ugly and but Confident Dude was always on her case!
Mostly had Classroom scenes!..

Me sef dey small den!

This Guy is a Gigolo or what?

Using pattern to advertise his Gbola..

OP..
You are Right!

Teachers/Individuals who Flog Kids mercilessly Believes that the Kid's parents are not Disciplined!

So when their own Children Starts to Misbehave, they find it Difficult to Flog him/her as it is indictment on dem..i.e. they have Failed too as Parents!..

So you will see some give mild discipline or even Look the other Way!..

Humans are Terrible sha! We lack consistenty and are basically Selfish!

Hope 'Roadmaster' Okowa is taking notes?

WizzyBaba and Olamide Baddie!

Of all dier Collabos, It's dier 2015 song, Confirm Ni I like the Most!
Very Cool, soul Inspiring song!

It was a BIG FLOP!

The Organizers would be crying now and licking their wounds badly!

They came Ill-prepared and because of Bbnaija Critics, they thought Nigerians wanted the show so bad!

Too bad, they were deceived!

Congrats to him!

Don't know, But I don't want an African Pope in d Future!

Can't just trust a BlackMan!

flexyrule:
If I talk now, somebody will ask me how much I bought a Blueray DVD.

U also bought Chief Daddy too?

U still wasted ur hard earned Money again?

daxad12027:
There's nothing as cool as having your neck frozen.

How about ur scrotum boiled/heated?

Davido has blown his Vanity/Showcase breeze enter Naira marley body!..

Wizzy Baba!
Olamide d YBNL Chairman!
Real Big Men that made it to the Top!..

Unlike that vain and insecure ShowBobo that always disturbs Social media with the small cash when him Papa get!..

flexyrule:
How much was blueray DVD sold for in 2015?

Hmmm..
Nigerians and using Questions to answer questions!..

Oga, Tell us the amount! I.e. the hard earned amount!..

Antoeni:
THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LIFE TO EVERY SIDE CHICKS.

1. He drops you off and drives back to his wife and kids.

2. He throws away used Condoms as he goes home.

3. He buys sweets to clean your fragrance no matter how expensive it can be.

4. He forgives himself for cheating as he is driving to the mother of his Children.

4 He first takes shower to remove your unwanted sweats.

5. He then convinces him self that he can't leave his Wife and Children because of you.

6. He hugs her and ask his children about education.

7. He eats food cooked by his wife not two pieces of KFC he bought for you.

8. After eating he relax on the couch, and they both go to the bedroom.

9. They discuss about the future while she is lying on his chest.

10. Then they make love (Not sex which he had with you).

11. He doesn't take bath after it because he is used to that Aroma of his Wife.

12. She continues lying on his chest while discussing their investment, policies and planning their Anniversary.

13. And you are alone struggling with sex because he just did a fast.

14. He gave you 1000k and your Mother is boasting that she has a discplined daughter not knowing that you are slowly turning to the resting zone of a bored Husband of some one.

MY ADVICE
My sister it is not too late, know your values and have goals that Man will never take you anywhere. Find your own Man and God will surely bless you.

Is there really any difference b/w Sex and love making?

flexyrule:
Another rubbish.

I remember using my hard earned money to buy AY's 30 days in Atlanta movie in 2015.

Omoh,since that day, I swore never to follow the hype of any Nollywold movie again.

Although I still fell for Genevieve's Lion heart sha, the whole Netflix hype made me buy the blueray DVD, only to discover that these guys haven't changed.

If AY like, make e go act film for Mars, Na the same Nollywood content...

How much is this, Sir?

Because I also bought it, same 2015!..

Hmmm..
William Uchemba..
Our Resident Bishop of all the Whole world' Righteousness2 DISAGREE with you on this!

Prechgold1180:
Davido Dey smoke TB Joshua nur Dey smoke

Davido is still alive TB Joshua is dead

Nah God Dey save person nur be this Rubbish wey unah Dey talk

See this One oo!

Do you even know if TB Joshua was a Chain smoker during his Younger Days?

Better Stop ur Smoking Habits and Stop Giving urself False Ideas, just like masturbation Addicts!..

illicit:
Does this guy grow money or I am not understanding

He gives away millions like it's thousands

That's how Wealthy Men sons Behaves!

They Spend Money Lavishly because they know dat come what may, Their Father's Stupendous riches is Always there! They NEVER hustled to Make money..

Did the Likes of Basket mouth, AY, IGodye, Timaya, Duncan Mighty do this Nonsense during their Prime?

Davido just using his Small Change to Disturb everywhere!

Yeye, immature Boy!

Any Baga that Quote this Morning, I will Finish you! Just Downloaded 7 Wraps of Akpu and Melon Soup!

This Useless Girl is trying too Hard to remain Relevant!

Who ask her this Question?

How is it her Business?

Intellectual/Reading Laziness occurs everywhere in the World!
People do NOT like reading Long epistles or Topics, Just like this one!

kenzysmith:
This guy be like who never reach 27 they do like mumu. Tout

Wealth EITHER makes an individual Misbehave or Become Arrogant!

It's NOT his Fault!

Truth is ALL ladies can actually ask a Man out! They have natural Boldness in dem!

It's Broke or Semi-brokes guys dey do dat Greenlight Sh*t to!
When they see a Yusuf Buhari or Davido Kind of Dude, Ladies woo him straight!

Una neva know our Naija Babes o!

ahnie:
Nice one...a goat would always remain a goat.

You guys are Cussing now o.

When you will be replied now, U will start crying or typing Rule 1, Rule 2..

GonzalezAguero:
Watch as some blockheads will start hating her and calling her names.. brainless set of dummies...

Owk..
Really, Are you male or Female?

Just asking..

2021 is Coming to an end!! From January till now, we have had different 'Cacophonies' of Nairalanders!!..
Ranging from the Cool, Naughty, Nasty, Stubborn, Troublesome, Funny to the Damn right Idiotic!

Some Members deserves an Award for their Good, Bad and sometimes Ugly Contributions to the Site!

I Present to you, a List of Categories! Pick your Winner in a particular Category!

COOLEST NAIRALANDER OF THE YEAR.
*Chatinent
*Ishilove
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FUNNIEST AWARD
*Sonnobax
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NAUGHTIEST AWARD
*ILegend
*LoveandRomance.
*JackdaAlienz

CRAZIEST AWARD
*Pumpumking
*Orgasmgiver
*GidRedpiller..

MOST ELOQUENT
*Fergie007
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MOST STUBBORN (Gbasgbos lords)
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HALL OF FAMER
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Also, Feel Free to Add yours!



Lalasticlala
Mynd44
I know you Guys Might have something Bigger, But Take dis to FP, First!

Let's Catch some Nice Cruise for the Festive Period!

TeddyJammy:
Pumpumking still dey suck b---st compared to Orgasmgiver123 In time of craziness.

Lolsss..
The two of dem ehn!
Never seen such Clownish Figures B4!

Pumpumking go say 'No oofeense'..

Fgwa:
U think everyone that goes to NYSC camp is poor?

He is a very Myopic Dude!

When I did my NYSC in 2016, my Plantoon Friend was a Multi-Millionaire's son!
He has schooled Abroad and Did his Master's Degree Programme in the UK!
Only came for the NYSC to get the Certificate..

Even one Hausa guy in my Corper's Lodge had 2 Business Centers in Gombe State b4 coming for his NYSC!
So Many cases Like these!

CSTRR:
The British really did us strong thing.

They did not incorporate into us their own military-civilian standard when they created the Nigerian security forces.

Why would they?
They needed an army and police that would protect them from the displeased Nigerian people.

Unfortunately that culture carries on till this day.

Even in India, I hear it's the same.

British colonial legacy.

Exactly, What I said too!

The British colonial Administration always made Laws all aimed at Suppressing the colonized Pple!
After Independence, the new Govts also needed these Laws to Subjugate their citizens!..

Otherwise, This is Almost an Non-issue!
Both the Corper and Female soldier are Adults! And their act is NOT one of Fornication/Immorality But of Marriage!

Dedemworld:
All of u defending the female soldier now for accepting the proposal and calling it romance, [b]if it was a male soldier most of you would have been raining all sort of insult on him and say he took the advantage of the female corper as Army said... I [/b]support Army on this one.

Stop this Nonsense!!.Nobody would do that!
A Young Man can have romantic interest in any lady, woo her and marry her..

In the Female soldier's case, she was caught up in the moment! Maybe The Guy was handsome, has some cash and Loved her truly!
Let her not Celebrate?

She doesn't want to be called 'Evening Newspaper',Plz!

Munzy14:
What happened to the statement " we found love in a hopeless place "

The army are being mischievous on this...She can be disciplined without making public caricature of the whole thing...

The heart wants what it wants.

Thank you, bro!

We just inherited Stupid laws from our Colonial masters!

It's not as if it was Public Sex!

It is Marriage we are talking here! She wanted a husband like every other Lady!
Who is now going Marry the Pretty Female soldier?
Or is it dat Female soldiers are expected to be Perpetual Spinsters?

Kai!
British People really Killed us with dier Annoying Laws!

A Spinster has gotten a Husband! She is being victimized!
The Nigerian Army know whether this Girl go see husband marry again?
Husband when don scarce now!

Damn!
This guy though!

You and Pumpumking, I nor know who craze Pass!

Likes for Pumpumking to win
Shares for OP to win the Craze Award!