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Richy4:
I am happy for him... His fitness and probably daily exercises has played a role in his survival...
Unlike some officers that were competing with potbelly

That's it, Of Course!

Any smart person should NEVER joke with his Physical fitness!

When you tell most people this, they will say 'When Man wan Die, Nai go Die'..

theForth:
You're not talking to kids, no one can swim for 12 hours.

He may not Swim the whole 12 Hours complete!

He can swim and Rest (Float around). Only Expert swimmers can Try this though!

Maybe the Minister was born and bred in a Purely Riverine Enclave!
If you see some Ijaw swimmers, you won't doubt this story!

zeusdgrt:
I nor dey like too over happy for arsenal match until I see full time and we win

That was Arsenal of Mustafi, Socratis, or dem squallaci and Senderos Era!

You see this Arsenal of Mikel Arteta so..
They are not that Good but Blowing Away 2 or 3 goal lead, Lai Lai!

Ileefo Illuminati Ahnnnn x2

IlefotoBad, Ilefoto e Crazy..

When I first come, dem say I no well..

This Prophetess just remind me of 2012 when Olamide dey Reign!

Beebah2000:
Hahahaha
3 inches crew don dey comment

Lolss..
When I say u too like 'dat thing', you said I was oppressing you!

But Really, 9 inches for a flaccid dick is Damn Long!
At normals, a Dicck is b/w 5-6-7- inches!

Olam09:
Shur the Bleep up, are the corper her student?

She has the right to date anyone she likes as long as they are adults..

Lolsss..

E Tire person... 'A person that was put under Her care'..

As if the Corper is a KG 1 Student!
Somebody with Penis that can makes 100 Babies dat's who they are belittling!

jaxxy:
Look how this guy composed himself and proposed respectively. The useless Corper guy disrespected his gf uniform, her profession and her position.

It was shameful. Just imagine a junior officer proposing to a senior officer and doing anyhow in public just to brag.

See your Nonsense argument!

Putting Seniority in Everything!

You don't know that After Impregnating the Female soldier in Marriage, the Guy will later become her Senior?
Dey dia dey Jonze yourself!

iyapont:
Nostalgia shit I just remembered ITV Benin city,I grew up watching that programme in that station

Lolss..
Watching ITV and EBS doz days with your 'Turn with your hand' outside Antenna!..

U watch Bits n Laugh for EBS?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

I don't know this man

I got no idea what that i need to know program is all about

Lolss..
Damn Niggar..
Hope u nor be Indomie Generation o?

All the same..
It was a Fine Programme. Funke Akindele was a Secondary School Girl..She was crushing on one Fine but Shy Boy!
But an Ugly and but Confident Dude was always on her case!
Mostly had Classroom scenes!..

Me sef dey small den!

This Guy is a Gigolo or what?

Using pattern to advertise his Gbola..

OP..
You are Right!

Teachers/Individuals who Flog Kids mercilessly Believes that the Kid's parents are not Disciplined!

So when their own Children Starts to Misbehave, they find it Difficult to Flog him/her as it is indictment on dem..i.e. they have Failed too as Parents!..

So you will see some give mild discipline or even Look the other Way!..

Humans are Terrible sha! We lack consistenty and are basically Selfish!

Hope 'Roadmaster' Okowa is taking notes?

WizzyBaba and Olamide Baddie!

Of all dier Collabos, It's dier 2015 song, Confirm Ni I like the Most!
Very Cool, soul Inspiring song!

It was a BIG FLOP!

The Organizers would be crying now and licking their wounds badly!

They came Ill-prepared and because of Bbnaija Critics, they thought Nigerians wanted the show so bad!

Too bad, they were deceived!

Congrats to him!

Don't know, But I don't want an African Pope in d Future!

Can't just trust a BlackMan!

flexyrule:
If I talk now, somebody will ask me how much I bought a Blueray DVD.

U also bought Chief Daddy too?

U still wasted ur hard earned Money again?

daxad12027:
There's nothing as cool as having your neck frozen.

How about ur scrotum boiled/heated?

Davido has blown his Vanity/Showcase breeze enter Naira marley body!..

Wizzy Baba!
Olamide d YBNL Chairman!
Real Big Men that made it to the Top!..

Unlike that vain and insecure ShowBobo that always disturbs Social media with the small cash when him Papa get!..

flexyrule:
How much was blueray DVD sold for in 2015?

Hmmm..
Nigerians and using Questions to answer questions!..

Oga, Tell us the amount! I.e. the hard earned amount!..

Antoeni:
THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LIFE TO EVERY SIDE CHICKS.

1. He drops you off and drives back to his wife and kids.

2. He throws away used Condoms as he goes home.

3. He buys sweets to clean your fragrance no matter how expensive it can be.

4. He forgives himself for cheating as he is driving to the mother of his Children.

4 He first takes shower to remove your unwanted sweats.

5. He then convinces him self that he can't leave his Wife and Children because of you.

6. He hugs her and ask his children about education.

7. He eats food cooked by his wife not two pieces of KFC he bought for you.

8. After eating he relax on the couch, and they both go to the bedroom.

9. They discuss about the future while she is lying on his chest.

10. Then they make love (Not sex which he had with you).

11. He doesn't take bath after it because he is used to that Aroma of his Wife.

12. She continues lying on his chest while discussing their investment, policies and planning their Anniversary.

13. And you are alone struggling with sex because he just did a fast.

14. He gave you 1000k and your Mother is boasting that she has a discplined daughter not knowing that you are slowly turning to the resting zone of a bored Husband of some one.

MY ADVICE
My sister it is not too late, know your values and have goals that Man will never take you anywhere. Find your own Man and God will surely bless you.

Is there really any difference b/w Sex and love making?

flexyrule:
Another rubbish.

I remember using my hard earned money to buy AY's 30 days in Atlanta movie in 2015.

Omoh,since that day, I swore never to follow the hype of any Nollywold movie again.

Although I still fell for Genevieve's Lion heart sha, the whole Netflix hype made me buy the blueray DVD, only to discover that these guys haven't changed.

If AY like, make e go act film for Mars, Na the same Nollywood content...

How much is this, Sir?

Because I also bought it, same 2015!..

Hmmm..
William Uchemba..
Our Resident Bishop of all the Whole world' Righteousness2 DISAGREE with you on this!

Prechgold1180:
Davido Dey smoke TB Joshua nur Dey smoke

Davido is still alive TB Joshua is dead

Nah God Dey save person nur be this Rubbish wey unah Dey talk

See this One oo!

Do you even know if TB Joshua was a Chain smoker during his Younger Days?

Better Stop ur Smoking Habits and Stop Giving urself False Ideas, just like masturbation Addicts!..

illicit:
Does this guy grow money or I am not understanding

He gives away millions like it's thousands

That's how Wealthy Men sons Behaves!

They Spend Money Lavishly because they know dat come what may, Their Father's Stupendous riches is Always there! They NEVER hustled to Make money..

Did the Likes of Basket mouth, AY, IGodye, Timaya, Duncan Mighty do this Nonsense during their Prime?

Davido just using his Small Change to Disturb everywhere!

Yeye, immature Boy!

Any Baga that Quote this Morning, I will Finish you! Just Downloaded 7 Wraps of Akpu and Melon Soup!

This Useless Girl is trying too Hard to remain Relevant!

Who ask her this Question?

How is it her Business?

Intellectual/Reading Laziness occurs everywhere in the World!
People do NOT like reading Long epistles or Topics, Just like this one!

kenzysmith:
This guy be like who never reach 27 they do like mumu. Tout

Wealth EITHER makes an individual Misbehave or Become Arrogant!

It's NOT his Fault!

Truth is ALL ladies can actually ask a Man out! They have natural Boldness in dem!

It's Broke or Semi-brokes guys dey do dat Greenlight Sh*t to!
When they see a Yusuf Buhari or Davido Kind of Dude, Ladies woo him straight!

Una neva know our Naija Babes o!

ahnie:
Nice one...a goat would always remain a goat.

You guys are Cussing now o.

When you will be replied now, U will start crying or typing Rule 1, Rule 2..

GonzalezAguero:
Watch as some blockheads will start hating her and calling her names.. brainless set of dummies...

Owk..
Really, Are you male or Female?

Just asking..

2021 is Coming to an end!! From January till now, we have had different 'Cacophonies' of Nairalanders!!..
Ranging from the Cool, Naughty, Nasty, Stubborn, Troublesome, Funny to the Damn right Idiotic!

Some Members deserves an Award for their Good, Bad and sometimes Ugly Contributions to the Site!

I Present to you, a List of Categories! Pick your Winner in a particular Category!

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*Chatinent
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FUNNIEST AWARD
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NAUGHTIEST AWARD
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MOST ELOQUENT
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Also, Feel Free to Add yours!



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Mynd44
I know you Guys Might have something Bigger, But Take dis to FP, First!

Let's Catch some Nice Cruise for the Festive Period!