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LesbianBoy:
Make Leceister even let Liverpool win na

The way it is looking now, na man city get league again. It's getting boring jare

because It's Not ur Team, It is Getting Boring, Abi?

First of All..
WANT TO START BY SAYING THE THREAD IS NOT MEANT TO RIDICULE THE SUBJECT MATTERS. i.e. Pumpumking!

But This Guy is Something Else! His Comments cracks me up like Hell..
He deliberately misspells words, Tell co.ck and Bull Stories, types some Funny rubbish and gives some Crazy, Shitty advice!

Then He MUST first of all post an Emoji and make a proper comment in the next column!..

I Find him Funny Most Times BUT always wonder If this Craziness is naturally.
Or He has some 'Enhancers'?

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

@PUMPUMKING, THIS IS JUST A HARMLESS THREAD! NO OOFEENSE!

OP..
The Guys here do NOT hate women..Not at All.

What some of us Hate is Selfish, Foolish and Unnecessary vile Attitudes of some Ladies here!
Some have personal issues and come here to Transfer the Aggression!

Even in this ur thread, you will Find them!

All diz una Mumu Threads ehn!..

How can you even imagine such? Africans of that Era sucking Diccks and Pussy?

OP, Infact, You dey Craze!

starrboyniels:
Guilty conscience

You are Very Right!

Burna has Wronged some People, hence this Yarns!

Y is Wizkid is not bothered about the Aggressiveness of his Fans?

pocohantas:
Nobody should stress my love.
Na small thing make me bomb one community last year.

Lolss..
No be only Community, nah Planet!

SapphireBlue:
This guy that TALKS MORE THAN A WOMAN.

Very lousy for a guy.

Wow! Nice that you agree dat Women talk way too Much and Guys are calm and more Mature!..

So this Guy is just 32 years?

Some Pple really look older than dier Age!..

My own is dat this Thread should NOT turn to Messi vs Ronaldo oo..

Obembet and Kingcalls, Plz Take Note!

Meanwhile Congrats to my Boy Kylian Mbappe, even though he knows to Raise shoulders@times!..

emmabest2000:
9ja Pastors / Prophets and Apostles right now .....

Lolsss...

Dis Osita Iheme meme is damn Funny!

The Dude was/is really a Wonderful Actor!

AMAUCHESKY:
Everyone dream is to be remembered...

Dat's Just it, Bro!

Whether we Admit or Not, As Humans, when we give out Favours to Pple, we want them to BROADCAST it to Others!..

Seniorwriter:
Cruise confrontation.....After all we all know that Tuface wasn't mentioned or is timaya better celebrated than Tuface Idibia based on the message from this song by Patoranking?

Deep Quote:
Smart people don't think too highly of their selves so they can keep striving to attain more.


@Seniorwriter

Please do NOT be Ignorant!

Timaya Bought Patoranking to the Limelight! Goan watch Alubarika Video in 2014! EgberiPapa virtually made Patoranking's Music career to Take off so, he isn't wrong Here!

When Humans get favours so Easy, Dey DO NOT show appreciation!

motionarena:
Hmmmm

Tales from another broke simp.

Nlanders guys no dey tire to fall hand.
Thought romance is a thing for girls.

But all this men forming hard guys coming to romance section to come and weep

Bros! Leave dat Talk!

Some of these stories are Fabricated!

Boredom is killing some peeps this Period, so I suspect they come up with all manners of Sh*t!

Pumpumking:
can u repet the question please?

Lolsss...

This Pumpumking is a Big Clown!

OP, You see Yourself?

After you have been Mercilessly Bashed by Guys in the Other Thread for putting up dat Ridiculous, Nonsense Topic, you come up with dis, right?

It's a Lady choice to Marry a Broke Guy! It's NOT ur Business!
Adeboye, Oyedepo and Several other Billionaires were Broke, yet dier Wives Married dem!

But You see a Promiscuous Girl, Only a BIG FOOL marries her Knowingly!
She will always fantasize about Past BFs, Diccks, Sex positions, etc!
She will Also be Powerless to teach her daughters sexual Discipline!

You Better Stop forming ASHAWO ADVOCATE, Ok?

OP

You are Very correct on ur Number 1.

Though there are naturally Plumpy Girls, but you see some..
They are Plumpy, have Drooping boobs and got Folds on dier bodies even when they are 19,20 or 21 years of age!

That's a result of accumulation of Thick Sperms and Postinor 2!

Princeadebayo11:
Everywhere yellow

Everywhere?

As in Everywhere, really?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Bros op ....stop confusing yourself and settle down with that baby girl

Na you come dey Talk dis kind thing?

Some Girls, when you are with Dem, Ur Dicck rarely Stand!
But some, even small touches here and there, Ur Dicck will be Responding to the sweet signals..

U want the Young Man to confine himself to a Sexless marriage?

OP
Better let that Girl go now!

Even if you are Single after dat, Manage Like that!

I Have been in ur Shoes B4! Met a young lady who was 22 yrs around 2017!
She was Pretty at least, has some big Yanch and Boobs! But for some unknown reason, der was no Romantic or sexual chemistry with her!
I do, do, do, For where?

We partially Broke up and came back again! Guess what, she was now a Born Again of a New generation church!
So so Pastor, Revival, Holy spirit issues she was discussing! Now even Worsened the situation

That was it!

Beebah2000:
YES!
I am deactivating my nairaland account.
I really don't want to but I have to do this.

Some nairaland guys are really fond of bashing women on this forum, and I can't take this anymore.

So, I think it is best I deactivate to save myself from a lot of stress

I'll miss a lot of nairalanders
I will definitely miss nairaland mods too


[b]I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

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So you want to Leave?

Won't you Miss Pumpumking and his craze?
Even me, Won't you miss me?

But Really, you too have Bashed others! So Y the complaint?
In such group discussions, Verbal punches must be thrown!
Ur Matter is like someone who wants to eat 'Contribution Rice' with others and is talking about table manners!

OP

The Modern society is bringing up all sorts of new ethics currently!
If you call a Guy or lady Ugly, dat's Bodyshaming...
If you call him/her Fat, dat's Bodyshaming..
Call him/her poor, dat's Brokeshaming..
Call him/her a Pros.titute, dat's Slutshaming..

So Dat's it!..

Only dat, Some Peeps are Irresponsible with dier Livestyle and once you try to call dem out, they Refer to one of the Above and claim you re Oppressing dem!

Hmmm..
Tori don land oo..

See the number of Space booker's above me though..
Who dey Talk say Nigerian men nor Like Aproko?

eduora:
Lionel Messi will win world best again for 2022

Lol
Meaning this Obembet Girl go just Collapse..

[quote author=Palema007 [s]post=108852602]From the womb [/quote][/s]

wonseun:
Seriously

Lolsss..

Take it easy o..

Don't goan Rape persin Daughter oo!

Jokes Apart, Fuccking a lady is like any other Pleasurable activity! E.g. Smoking weed, taking drugs, eating ur Favourite Meal when very Hungry!,etc

Sweet but Not much of a Big deal in real terms!

wonseun:
Seriously

Lolsss..

Take it easy o..

Don't goan Rape persin Pickin oo!

Jokes Apart, Fuccking a lady is like any other Pleasurable activity! E.g. Smoking weed, taking drugs, eating ur Favourite Meal when very Hungry!,etc

Sweet but Not much of a Big deal in real terms!

Thank You@Motionarena!

See those peeps up there Trying to Scapegoat Toke Makinwa as being Responsible for the Calamitous Flopping of GUS!

The Show failed simply because It has OUTLIVED it's relevance!

The current Generation needs Excitement, Glamour, Gossips, etc...not some Grab, Forest shows!
Instagram, Whatsapp, Tik Tok videos have taken over Everywhere and you want Pple to be following a Show where Contestants use Firewood to cook Oil rice and Sleep inside Mosquito Net?

This is 2021, not 2010!

because of Bbnaija Critics, The Ill-prepared Organizers hurriedly came back with the Show!
The way they would be Crying now Over their Loss ehn!

Guyman02:
The guy outsmarted Tonto Dike on this one, kept the original owner certificate in his name and presented fake documents with her name to her as if he knew the relationship may not last.

When things went South between them he requested for his Lexus and Tonto initially claimed it was a gift to her from him, she presented the vehicles papers to Police which confirmed that the guy was with the original purchase certificates in his name.

Recall also that Tonto gave him a Hilux for his birthday with original documents bought in his name.

Now the guy has the two cars to himself

But in another angle, Tonto despite been a loud mouth was sincere to him while they dated but the guy was a player who was out to use her ab initio like he has done to many other Yeyebrities and that's why she is seriously pained upon realising she has being used and dumped

My Brother..There is NOTHING like sincerity in Tonto Dickeh! This is the sentiments I am talking about!

She saw a 'Rich Prince' and thought she could Milk him, use him to Pepper Churchill Olakunle and dump him when she was Tired!

Unfortunately, Kpokpogri Told her that She is a Small Girl in such Games!

A case of Cunning man die, cunning man Bury am! Nobody should cry Wolf!

Guyman02:
The guy outsmarted Tonto Dike on this one, kept the original owner certificate in his name and presented fake documents to her as if he knew the relationship may not last.
When things went South between them he requested for his Lexus and Tonto claimed it was a gift to her from him, presented the vehicles papers to Police which confirmed that the guy was with the original certificates.

Recall also that Tonto gave him a Hilux for his birthday with original documents bought in his name.

Now the guy has the two cars to himself

The Guy is a Legend, Bro!

Dat's how you treat em Bitches!

Most of our Naija ladies will be so Pained on seeing dis news!
They love Men dey manipulate with Silly Emotions, sentiments and Tears!

Kpokpogri will NOT take such Sh*t!

Pumpumking:
U duty sellin petrol??....anyways am on my £4000 water bed watching heculis sir

Hello..
You not typing in Bold today?

Hope you are Alright physically and mentally? No oofense!

This Itse Sagay ain't seen Nothing Yet!

Buhari/ APC will show him Shege!

Omowoolata:
Lol if I try deleting the porns on my phone now I will still download again. But it is still preferable for a young struggling man to masturbate than being addicted to brothel or hookup.

OP and Polynek!

You see Why I said 'Sell your Android phone and use a small one'.

Dat said, I suspect you Guys are Young! @21-25, Guys have raging sexual hormones! Masturbation comes Mostly at this Stage!

If you Relapse, Don't kill urself! It is a normal thing for dat Age Range!