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siofra:
This stupid boy!!!

I'm talking about my main boyfriend, not my Paraguayan boyfriend or my Swedish boyfriend or my Togolese boyfriend or my nairaland boyfriend etc.

Today we were watching Buju and Timaya's Cold Outside. I was feeling all loved up and stuff when it reached the part where the protagonist in the music video gave his life for his girlfriend, I said "why did the girl hide behind the boy? If it were me I'd still fight for you o"

This mumu boy had the mind to say he's not going to die for any girl. I'm weak. Why would he say such nonsense to me Doesn't he know he's the main

That boy is constantly talking rubbish these days. Could it be that he has been secretly visiting nairaland redpill threads?

He's one of the finest and he's my main o



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIqbvsSXyWU

And who is your Nairaland boyfriend?

It is Mr No Ofeense, right?

Frank25:
we all know that today is christmas, there are so many experiences we ve come across so lets spill it out

for me

my sister mistakenly added lots of salt in our banga stew



ok lets hear yours

Which one is Banga Stew again?

Is it Not the Banga soup some Pple use in eating Boiled rice?

2dice01:
Reekado Banks - Ozumba
Fire Boy - Peru
Wande coal - Again
Kizz Daniel - (eh God) Barnabas
Ladipoe ft Buju - Feeling
Lojay - Monalisa
Kheengz ft Falz * M.I - Who be that Guy
Lil'kesh ft Zinoleesky - Dont call me
Chike ft Simi - Running to you


Sweet voice
Dope instrumentals

Am all yours

Nice List!
But I Think 'Again' is a 2020 Song!..

Beebah2000:
Ruger - Bounce
I love the song. Chai!!
E dey scatter my head

Wiggle that booty and whine fi me
So crazy you drivin' me
Girly put it on me nicely
She ridin' it, I'm slidin' in
Spread your two legs slide to me
Oh, mama spread them so widely

Lols..
This Babe eh!
See ur favourite Song and the Lyrics u bolded!

If I Talk now, you will say.....

Nice one, all the same!

2021 is Gradually drawing to a Close and From the Naija Music sector, There has been Lots of songs throughout the Year!
Great Songs, Average songs, Overhyped songs and all dat.
But There are some Everyone would agree Stands out from others!
These are the Hit Songs of 2021! They are Most pple's Favourite!

Songs Like
*Bloody Samaritan by Ayra Starr.
*Alcohol by JoeBoy
*Feelings by Ladipoe ft Buju
*Big Thugs Boys by AV
*Mona lisa by Lojay
*Kilometre by BurnaBoy
*Cumming by Naira Marley ft Buswiwa
*Essence by Wizkid ft Tems
*Running by Chike ft Simi

For me, My Favourite is Blingz by Blaqbonez ft Buju and Amarae!
The Song is so Nice to listen to and the 3 Artistes got their lyrics and Delivery perfectly Right!

SO WHAT'S YOURS?

Omoluabi16:
That JW own dey tire me. I try not to be offensive towards anyone, so I just say happy holidays. Funny thread!

Some of dem were Disturbing Christmas Threads earlier 2day!

When the Mods continued to Bombard FP with More Xmas posts, dem come Tire and decided to Rest!

OP

elpochas:
So Newcastle don turn to Man utd rival?Wetin u go con call Sunderland na,How are the Mighty UTD Fallen.

Lolss...

But Traditionally in England, Newcastle is one of Man Utd's enemies!

Alongside Liverpool and even Leeds United! These are old Man U enemies!

Not Man City or Arsenal of recent years!

Truvelisback:
Alright, it seems he really missed u.

No, Pumpumking Did Not!

It's Siofra dat obviously likes him!

She loves Pumpumking's weird and Nasty ways!

This shows once again dat our Naija ladies DO NOT like cool guys!

siofra:
I know you missed me

Stop pretending.

They jailed me in Peckham

Lol, this Siofra and Pumpumking romance Sha..

Ighalo still sabi Play ball so?

Well, I see him scoring a Hat trick against Man Utd in dier return leg!

Kingcalls, Obembet and Fergie007 go Cry well well dat day!

Drambo:
E dey do me like Mai send porn to this thread

Lolsss...

Don't Make OP to relapse oo..

Baawaa:
Mount Zion's films, that is all

Correct Boss!

No time for all doz American Xmas movies jare!..

I remember one Mount Zion movie when Ishawuru (Mike bamiloye) ate White Agidi sacrificed to the gods!
Was funny. This was in Xmas day, 2003!

nedekid:
Santa’s Sexy Helpers (2006)

Hmmm!
Is dis Not Porn?

WibusJaga:


OK. We're still waiting for bobrisky Xmas pictures.

Kpokpogri nko?

DSTVee:
The way people are pained that today is Christmas and most Christians are celebrating is really disturbing. Asin there is no threat you will open and not find someone crying.

Leave dem to Wail More!

E go Tire dem Las Las!

We know Dem na!
I don't Know why a Religious Sect will Focus more Biblical Arguments...
dan preaching about the Virtues of Jesus Christ!

I love how dat Anti-Christmas Dude up there is being Ignored!

Plz NOBODY should quote him o!

Don't know why JW's likes Religious Arguments diz much!

Felabrity:
I want to see Davido and Ronaldo chat or meet one day

Two icons and legend

Funny enough, Ronaldo is 'Inacessible' just like Wizkid! You don't see him moving around Everywhere!

Davido too dey Waka Waka! He always want to be in d news, whether for Good or Senseless reasons!

I am sure Ronaldo would even like to Meet Wizkid dan meeting OBO!

drimzsmoke:
Sir,please why do you want to stop if you don't mind me asking

Let me answer for Him!
Simply because The Habit is NOT good for him!..

Gee64:
Accumulation of semen could cause postrate challenges or prompt stress.

Dat's Why we have WET DREAMS!

You think say Nature is not smart, abi?

SocialJustice:
Why do I have to live without sex, to prove what exactly? This boy done mad. No dey target how to make your first billion in Nigeria, dey celebrate rubbish.

He is celebrating DISCIPLINE and SELF CONTROL! Please take note of dat, u Hear?

As for Billions, No be GraGra dem take dey Get am! If you will not get it, you won't!

OP
Anytime you always Make these kind of Topics, U never Tell us about yours!

Always trying to Getting Info from People while Concealing yours!

Owk, Tell us!
HAVE YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH UR FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND B4?

Lolsss...

Pardon my laughter BUT a Stomach does NOT get Big Suddenly!

It must have followed a Process!
I suspect you Have been eating Big Big Eba and Egusi soup at Late nights and drinking some strong Liquids too..

Your solution will take time..
*Start Jogging@least 20 mins..
*Eat ur dinner b4 7pm.
*Cut down on Heavy meals e.g Eba, Yam and Beans, etc..

Good luck!

PlayMaker14:
Don't mistake me for your loving Dad.

Mr Playmaker!
Next Time, don't comment on her Post!

Siofra and Iyaebe are Trolls and Extremely Bored/FrustatedPeeps!

Once they are Idle, They will post a Nasty Topic they know will definitely Irritate the Guys to comment!

It's like a Trap!
Once you get in, Boom! They will Transfer all dier Aggression/Relationship Frustrations on You and Use you to Shine Wella!

Next time, be smart!

OP..
Young People are normally like dat!

It is NOT a Male or Female thing!
Our Society is Messed up and There are NO morals despite our Pretense!

You should be thankful dat the Guys you met are 20 Year olds!
In my Area now, 11,12 and 13 Years Old Girls have Already Sprayed their Hair, wearing Bumshots and patrolling at nights based on Christmas paroles.

The Things Some of diz Girls Know, I Sure say you nor know am!
So Forget, u hear? No be Today!

[quote author=phemmyfour post=108785438]Is playing for Argentina not outside Barcelona?[/quote]

Very Perfect Question!

Messi go still Shame dem with some UCL Heroics!

Nor be Real Madrid again?

Obembet will Shut her Mouth and Respect Messi once again!

This Obembet Girl should just kukuma Marry Kingcalls!

Two Strong Messi Haters!

E go sweet well well oo!

Onwa December no nonem ego!..

Really, We have to Careful.

If your mind tell you say nor Travel, Sit down House oo!

OP..
U really want to Hear?

That Sex is ALL THAT MATTERS to a Lady! Just Try your Best to Fucck her!
After Dat, Start Maltreating Her, Beat her and then Dump Her! Surprisingly, she would Forgive you Later..

But You see being Nice and Doing Gentleman to Ladies..
You will Suffer ehn. Any little offence, They will Go Hard on you and Blacklist you from dier Lives!

toujurs:
We have a whole lot of fools on this forum

Lolsss...

Truvelisback:
What then happens when u go broke? Will the love still conitue?

Then she moves on!

According to Rick Ross in Money in the Grave, 'She Fuccked a nigga and she on the Next'..

Really, relationship in Naija is all about Money! Spend on her wella. If you are Lucky, she gives you the coochies..
After dat, she either stays on or the relationship crashes!

A Win, win for both parties involved!

That Warri rap song was Bloody Dope!

For years I was thinking it was an Erigga song!

The delivery was almost like 2pac Original Hit em Up!
Call d cop when you see 2Pac..
All d kporkpor with dem Bigback..

Fuvk MI, Fvckk Wande Coal, I go Kpoof all una Pickin!..