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Remembering dat Phyno ft Olamide song in 2013..

Ndiala, Ndiala, Ndiala, Lele..

Babe: My Store rent has expired! The Money is N75000 and I have only 2k..

Me: That's Quite bad! Let's see how things go! I will call you 2moro!

75k? I nor be your Papa abeg!
I am mostly left with dis option!

Drella:
Lolz na my elder ones bin like am that year.
Indomie generation like me,na KKB show I bin like that time.
But the ones I loved watching were Kamson and neighbors,Fuji house of commotion,so wrong so right, super story,family ties,my dad and I,one love etc

If you Watched Fuji House of Commotion, So Wright, so Wright, I don't think you belong to Indomie Generation!
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Nice talk from dis Pastor!

herarer:
500naira

This sapa is too much

500 for a week?
Are you on a soaking Garri and Groundnut diet?

5k..I don't spend much at all.
Very frugal..
I am Peter Obi Jnr!

Bunmhi:
The reverse is the case for me. I always laugh a lot and my ex tag me as being childish. Wetin you guys want sef

Lolss..
That Guy na wa!
Meaning if things does not Change for me, might as well Transport this Babe to him!

When You say some Private Universities are Glorified sec sch or Upgraded Jamb Tutorial centres..
Dier products go dey Insult you!

peeps4u:
No, D1 or something was his name.

Oh!
It's true o!
D1 the Comedian dat is Actually not Funny!

He was a Married dude!
From his looks, seem he wouldn't have had time for Babes in d house!..

peeps4u:
There was another married young guy during Tobi's set, this comic guy, he didn't mess up.
May be some married women should begin to learn how to respect their marriages outside.

Hmmm..
Dat Set?

Sure dat you are not Referring to TTT (ThinTallTony) of Efe 2017 set?

Even if a Married dude/lady goes and fall into Temptation of Boobs/Diccks,
Isn't dat a Good Representation of our Larger Society where there is Big Temptations for Young Married Couples?

This WhiteMoney is a Crazy dude!!
because Tega messed up doesn't mean others Will..

Mike and Niyi who were Married and comported demselves well, nko..

I don't Blame him dat much!
As e use cooking of Jollof rice, Yam and Stew, etc take Deceive housemates and most Nigerians, he is now Feeling Funkky!..

Hmmm
OP
But How come you just remembered dis series Today?

I think it was around 2006! It think Chuks of Tinsel was in d Programme!
He was so Young and Skinny!

When I see him diz days with his Potbelly, I just Laff in Nostalgia!

ScrillyGOAT:
The Tottenham Hotspur job is a time bomb. They should have stuck with Pochettino.

Very CORRECT!
Tottenham Hotspurs as a Club is like a Young Lady who doesn't know what she wants in a Man/Relationship!..

They Don't know whether it's Beautiful football or Trophies dey Want!

Dat's Why Smart guy, Graham Potter of Brighton FC REJECTED Dem!

Eyyaa!
Karma is Following Tottenham Hotspurs!

They sacked Mauricio Pochettino who Took Dem to Uefa Champions league Finals and groomed players such as Dele Alli, Eric Dier, Son, Danny Rose and others!

I Wonder whether They can Have a Good Coach again!
In life, if you have something Good, Keep and Value it!

freeman67:
No wonder your school got that negative reputation... When you go for NYSC where you will meet with the graduates of other schools in Nigeria. You will understand the reputation that you have collectively built for that school. Lions know that reputation matters that's why they are taking serious steps against negativity....

SHUT UP! You Slowpoke!
Comparing Universities up and Down!

Who told you graduating from a certain University makes you Smart?
Only a Fool will judge graduates based on School graduated From!

I Suspect you are one of those Unexposed, Sit-at-home Graduates who have never Travelled out of Their State apart from NYSC!...

Better Stop Judging pple too much and Develop sense, ok?

Ayemileto:
Well, I have been following up your comments, and that of many other people insulting and calling the girl names.

In as much as I didn't support what she did, it happened in the FEMALE HOSTEL which means only FEMALES like herself were present during the dancing.


I don't know about US, but I know in the school I attended here in Nigeria, different kind of competitions happen in different hostels (especially during the hostel week), and whatever happens in the hostels stays there.

Even when there's no competition, boys walk around almost naked in the hostel I stayed in school - even bathing outside, and I believe same thing happens in female hostels too.

So, I don't think it makes any sense to expel her, since everything happened within their hostel - where many of them walk naked or even bath outside - without criticism.


I personally feel the person who recorded and posted the video online should be the one answering questions here. Things that happen in male or female only hostels


should never be posted online.

Nice Talk!
Dat's Just It! Happens Alot in our Nigerian Universities!
It's called Hostel Week where the students hostelers catch some Fun!

Hope this great Critic MalignantGuest nor be Illiterate?

MALIGNANTGuest:
Have you really watched the VIDEO?
You claim only FEMALES saw her...
I think you should watch the video again..
It may be of help!

Bros!
Dats a Female Hostel! Only dat, Few guys must have been Invited or sneaked in!

In Delsu, Abraka, The Girls Hostels used to Host such Nite parties (Hostel Week) once in a Year, way Back..

The School, UNN was Too Harsh on Her!
Even You were very Harsh for calling her a Harlot!

Well..
The Best the Authorities of UNN could have done is a Mild punishment for Her!

You Cannot Expel a Student because of Twerking?
And It's not as if she was completely Naked or it Was done in broadday lights or Front of Kids!

UNN Should soft-pedal and let her Graduate abeg! @Least Some lessons have been learnt!

Lawlab249:
It depends. Since you pointed out that she is "intelligent", it might be normal. It takes greater effort to impress people with higher I.Q.

Myself, some jokes and comedians that people vibe with comes to me as bland. I may find it funny but not enough to elicit that ROTFL kinda laughter.

For example, some people find a cross-dressed comedian as extremely funny, but it irritates me. It is boring to me, while same can make the next person to me to LOML. Dunno if you get the drift.

Not saying that I have higher I.Q, and not denying that I do.

Hmmm..
Perhaps this is the issue!..
Nice Analysis from You, bro!..

Lawlab249:
She might murder you. Comes off as a serial killer. Be careful man.

Nice Advice!
Only dat I am wondering whether It could be normal!
That's why I made the Post!

Truvelisback:
Maybe ur jokes are like dry bones. How can u crack dry bone jokes and expects her to start laughing like a Jackal?

It's NOT about my Jokes, bro!

Generally, She doesn't laugh much!

Even if Akpororo and Igodye are Cracking very Hilarious jokes in her presence, best she does is a little Smile or Giggle..
D Thing dey Surprise me AF!

Tinububalls:
How you go carry girl wey never chop go cinema, dey expect say she go laugh pass the director of the movie.

Lolsss..
A good case of an Hungry man is an Angry Man..

DriverX:
Okay, he's not funny and he's broke.

Lols..
See u and d other Guy..
U Guys Can't Read or what?!

I said Generally, she Rarely Laughs...

She is Pretty, Slim and intelligent! BUT
This Girl's sense of Humour is so dead! Almost like Terrifying!

She rarely Laugh! A Joke that can Make pple Laugh so hard, She maintains a Bland Face or smiles only a little!
We went to a Cinema and saw a Very Funny Film! Throughout when everyone was reeling with laughter, She Just Bone! D Thing Shock nor be small!

I am really confused and Surprised! Never Met someone like dis before, Male or Female!..

Also, She Rarely Likes Pple's Photos on Facebook! Her close friend posted a birthday picture. She only typed 'Happy birthday'.

Still Investigating the cause of This.

But If my e Pass my Power, Nah to Move Ahead Quickly after Getting the Coochie like 2 or 3 x! ..Afterall, a Labourer deserves his Wages!

But on a serious note, Have you Guys met this Kind of Person?

Mods of this Section!
Pls Help Push to FrontPage!!
Thanks!

Sonnobax15:

Normally, November suppose sure cha...Via say it's my birth month....Well,I wish upon myself,and my family sound health,and money

Hmm! Nice one!
Happy birthday to you In Advance, Brotherly!

I Wish for Good Financial fortunes, nice execution of my Business ideas and Good Health!
Also Good Tidings for all Nairalanders! IJN!
Nice one OP

Missyajoke:
I don't think Nigeria has ever had a female Governor she can be the first woman

There has Been!

Dame Virginia Etiaba from Anambra state! She took over from Peter Obi!

She wasn't an Elected governor though!
I think she merely completed Obi's tenure after d Frugality Master was impeached!

Hmmm..OP!
Spiritual problem? Maybe or maybe not!

But to be honest, A lady getting Heartbreaks and disappointments from 25,26,27 Years is Bad!..
Some Bad Guys will promise marriage, Enjoy the Kpekus and Japa!
From Dat Age upwards, they become Nasty and Aggressive! These ones are some of d feminists you see all over d Place!

Toobet:
Once and with a strong reason

Care to share?
I really want to Hear it!

Woww! Happy birthday to Ur daughter, Mr Lalasticlala!
Wishing her Greater years of celebrations to come!..

Meanwhile, Boss! Still push some of my pending Topics to FP!
Even the recent Nice one I posted, one of d Mods delete am!
Wetin I do una?