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DropsMic:
One thing blacks especially we Nigerians are good at doing is pretending... Over here na who them catch be thief

My brother
Don't mind diz Guys Criticizing her!
We have Many pretenders in dis Country!

Calling her terrible names!
Yet if one Hot, sexy Busty babe corner Dem, d way dey will Quickly bring dier Rod out ehn...

Wahala for this Twerking Babe! Let her just learn from all dis!

But I still repeat dat she shouldn't be Villified too much!
The environment she twerked was DARK and it was a FEMALE HOSTEL with Probably very few guys around..

Not like it was in Daylight with Kids Watching..

So let's cut her some slack and stop all dis Self-righteousness Bullsh*t!

Amotolongbo:
Still the same 1000

Hmmm!
I am seeing N2000 from my angle..
I don't think ur answer is correct!

Since Siofra and Pumpumking Will NOT allow someone to follow and read Topics on threads again!..

Those 2 are Constituting a Big nuisance recently, particularly the Former!

Dat's Why I Decided to Bring to Bring this up!!

What's The Correct Answer?
Let's Go!!

How Brother Slawormiir will look at dis news!
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Hmmm

Hmmm..

I thought it was anoda Righteousness2 thread which Links pretty Normal events to his EndTime/gospel messages!..

But Oyibo pple dey Craze sometimes Sha!

2braithe:
Can you share how you learn and gain good knowledge?
Thanks though!

As I said, be OPEN-MINDED!
Watch different TV Programmes or follow Different interests!..
I follow Abit of everything..Football, Politics news, Entertainment Gossips, etc..

My Next door neighbour watches ONLY MercyTV(Religious progamme of Prophet Jeremiah fufeyin of Delta State aka Owomowomo)..

She is only interested in issues pertaining to Prophecies, signs and Miracles!

Haryhomyidhey:
am not a male, please....

Oh! Sorry for dat!
Ur Tone or should I say style of writing is like dat of a Guy!

Haryhomyidhey:
Abi now, big tinz can still be achieved and before this year is over, i can assure you that big things are coming your way if you actually believe.

Amen, Bro!

OP
I Have achieved Quite alot Financially!! Though Not as Big as others!

But We bless God!..
As Davash22 said, 2021 has NOT ended Yet! Big Things can still be achieved!..

OP!
There are No Hard and Fast rules in This!!..
I am Exactly the person who are Talking about!
Interested and Knowledgeable in Politics, Sports, Musics, Religion, Science,you name it!

It is simply because I am OPEN-MINDED! I Just like to Learn and Gain any good knowledge!

Though Most are judgemental n Prejudiced towards certain Things! E.g Bbnaija or Righteousness2's Gospel messages!
I guess, they are Naturally Close-minded!

Iyaebe:
Its hard to see a virgin man these days,all we have around are community pricks and the one's you assumed are decent are just disguising. I'm still keeping faith

This Babe..
I love your Honesty! A Rich Man and a Virgin for dat Matter!
You Want a Brand New Ferrari!

But Is ur 'Track' Smooth n Neat?
Hope it will Not be a Potopoto, Gully erosion path?

Dayotheeone:
6 years.... Bruh from secondary School to Uni, to graduates I dey chase this girl, simping like mumu, buy airtime o, buy breakfast o, anything she want I go buy and do, even took her to spend some time with my brother family cus I thought I was getting close. Until my eyes started opening small small and I saw I was the only one doing at the work here, na me go call, text, message first, sub for her. Omo one blessed day like that the holy spirit just said I should ask "do you have someone you are seeing?" she said yes, and it's being for about a year now. Omo I stood up and just left, (make I no lie, I cry small

Hahahaha!!
Lolss...Guys don Suffer wel wel o!
Really Funny!

Jecint:
Op you just met an INTJ!

Hmmm!
What's INTJ?

Supreme145:
I commented on a thread yesterday that was about how much that can last someone through the week, I posted that I can manage 3k for a week and I was literary dragged and trolled through the thread. Some accused me of lying while some said I still live with my parents, others saw my post as a scheme to accrue favour from people.

I never wanted to open a thread about this, but as God would have it, he blessed me ( Not from that thread) through Nairaland best roofer and known philanthropist @ money121 and @despian that sent me something to help with my school project. I managed to squeeze out a little money and branch to the market to get some food stuffs. Below is a detail of how I spent 3k on food stuffs that would last me a week.

Rice 1 mudu(8 cups) : #600
Beans 1 mudu(8 cups) : #900
Potato : #500
1/2 bottle of palm oil : #400( I add just enough to colour the food)
1 packet of maggi : #250
Powder pepper :#100
Onions :#100
Airtime :#100
Total :#2950
The remaining #50 is for Chelsea match later in the evening.

While I didn't make this post to glorify poverty but it seems some people are oblivious to the situation of things in the country at the moment. Apparently the hardship levels is skewed, based on the values that people were quoting on that thread. While some food stuffs are at a premium at the moment, there are some of us that cut our suit according to our ankara.

Next is how I manage the foodstuff to last me a week in no particular order.

Day one: Rice and beans
Day two: beans and potatoes
Day three: only Rice
Day four: porridge potatoes
Day five : only beans
Day six: Rice and beans
Day seven: potatoes and oil
Fortunately the stomach does not disclose its contents.

I iterate through the list during the week, I spend only #100 on airtime during the week. I don't call any body and spend #25 daily for 250 mb night sub which I use to apply for jobs. I wait for the following week when it gets exhausted.
I use salt as makeshift paste and patronize Hausa black soap for bathing.
I've my faze cap to conceal my overgrown hair, though my lord luggard esque moustache have a way of bringing my legs outside.
I fetch well water, boil and sieve it, in that way home made Eva water is set, who knows I might own a pure water factory in future so I'm practicing now.

Added plus: My Girlfriend
It's a popular opinion on nairaland and the country in general that most Nigerian girls are useless and are out to bring nothing but misfortune and misery to our lives. I beg to disagree because the ones around me (mom, siblings and gf) are anything but useless.

My current girlfriend is a frugal spender and taught me how to spend prudently. She taught me how to cook thereby cutting the amount I spend on food to a significant level. I can give her just #1500 and she would prepare two pots of stew and soup to last me a week. Like my Oga @chatinet would say there are still women that can go to the market with 3k and come back with two nylons.

While other nairalanders open thread open threads about their parasitic girlfriends, mine is actually helping me through a difficult phase in my life.
Sadly despite my pitiful standard of living, I still have people that I'm better than and see me as a senior man. Its that bad.

I'm not comfortable with my condition so I'm looking for jobs so as to improve my standard of living. My fellow nairalanders help me to start eating with meat by offering my any job available. I'm a graduate of Statistics/Computer Science (bsc ed) and a web developer.

So the doubting Thomas's here's a breakdown of my 3k weekly spending.

Modified: Obviously some people are still doubting my credibility. I stay in north bank, Makurdi Benue State for those asking.

Hahahaha..
Baba Mosdii is a Boss, seriously!!

Joysticks:
The funniest part is that when that girl that is doing you shakara see you with another babe she go dey vex.No be every guy patient.That is why I go tell you say make I give you 3k make we go romance.It is left for her to say yes or no.No time for toasting.

VERY CORRECT!

This is the bottomline of dis Discussion! D Way the Female mind is wired ehn!..

The few Babes that Refused or played Hard to Get with me are still on my Trail!
Anytime I Post a very Fine Girl on WhatsApp, some would Style to Msg me or Kickstart conversation!..

Ekakamba:
She ain't gat no feeling for you to be honest. She just love the attention you were giving her. Only if you know how many niccas she said yes to within that 2 years.

I cummeth in pisseth.

Lolss..
But der was Feelings! Our chemistry was Great! Only dat sth was holding her back!

Our Naija Babes can Like a Guy and Still Refuse him for a Flimsy reason!

Only Wahala is when d Guy get a Finer Girlfriend as Replacement, Pain and Hatred will now Begin!

[quote author=Fawwaz2163 post=107324863][/quote]Lolsss..
Na Really Hnd ooo!
Very Funny!

Our Naija Babes know what how to Play Games with guys!..
When you are Losing interest in Dem, dey would now msg you 'You just forget me Abi'..

But OP!
How many are Truly Rich in Nigeria, currently?

As someone said recently, even if you get 500k for dis Buhari economy, U still be Poor man oo..

aluyapreston:
Baba she committed a very big crime as long as Nigeria Universities is Concerned. This is our Jusrisdiction and not the west. The NUC mandates all Universities to only award degree for academic powress and character. She failed the last.

Even in China, crossdressers or any wrong gender swinging is drastically punished. Did you ever read your Matriculation book

Oga!
She has NOT committed any Big Crime! I watched the video!
She twerked mostly in front of Girls! It was DARK! It was a FEMALE HOSTEL!
It was done in fronts of ADULTS!

In the US, Flashing of your Genitals in Public is an Offence!
However If you flash ur genitals at night, at in a Blind Alley, d Offence might be Overlooked!

We Should Apply CommonSense and stop all dis Self-righteousness Bulls*t!!..

awesonjr:
young shall grow

well according to one of my female friend she always say sperm dey make women tall

Something is very Wrong with You and your Friend!
We have so many fallacious reasoning in this country!
Excuse for paedophiles and Ashawos!!

Hmmm.. Nobody has Mentioned Jessica?

I heard dat dey know how to Thief dier friend or Sister Boyfriend well well..


Favour shouldn't be Here..
It's a common name for our Naija Urgent 2k Girls!
If you meet Dem and ask for dier name..My name is Favour!

PROVERBZ:
they are prostitutes bro.

Dat's a lady
Not, Bro!

Hmmm..
OP
I once Chased one Babe for Almost 2 years Sha!..
Dis Girl got some feelings for me But to say YES na wahala!..I Just Couldn't Stay on the Cat and Mouse Game!

Moved on to anoda Babe who Quickly Gave me All I needed!

Funny enough, Till date! When dat Babe sees me, We still Laugh and discuss like normal! No Hard Feelings!

Missionaire:
I'm telling you.
You know this our communal living contributes to all these entitlement mentality and giving pressure.

Personally, I do not do those Family Sentiments stuffs!!

Many have a Terrible Entitlement Mentality!
'Since You are my brother or sister, you must be Giving me Money'

jimmychang:
I am a funny dude...I like when people laugh ooh...nothing childish about it.

Abi oo...
D guy should be Happy having a Girlfriend like dat!

Dat's Why I said if I can't find out the cause of this Babe's issue..
Then the Guy has to Link up with her ASAP!

Make Strong face Jam Strong face!

Missionaire:
The year was 2006. Dad died on October 16th of that year while mom was pregnant for our last born who was born two months after in December.
Omo... It wasn't funny. I saw NollyWood that day. My Paternal relatives took everything (Lands, Plantations, material properties etc) Accused my pregnant mom of killing my dad.
We had to go stay with my maternal grandmother about three to four communities away and started life afresh.
Mehn... It wasn't easy from that year. Sold Ponmo, Mangoes, worked on Cocoa and Plantain plantations, carried wood from saw mill etc so as to get money for school. Mom even had to work on people's farms.

This life eh, sometimes you have to put yourself first on repeat. We were in the city and Dad would always send money through my home to his people. The year 2006 he fell sick, his eldest brother came visiting (empty handed) and left after a while. We didn't know he came to observe every property in the house.
Immediately my dad died, he began to say "they have this and this and that in their house, don't let her (my mother) take anything from there".

As we dey like this eh... The last time I saw that my uncle and he saw me was 2008.... Since then till Now, everybody dey their lane. If someone even tells them that I am short and fair, they would believe because they don't even know me and me don already erase them commot from my heart.....

Nonsense!

Jeez!!
What a life!

Dat's Why I always tell people: If you do Want to Help someone, DON'T!
It's a Pity that some people engage in 'Forced Generosity'..

Na my Brother, Na my relatives!...

OP!
Mind Ur Business o!
The Pussy and Tongues nah ur own?

Nah you get am?

Abfinest007:
The gal nor bad ooo

She's married, dude!
I know say na d Yanch u dey look!..

OP
Relocate from Where to Where? because heard dey are based in Asaba!

Complete d Aproko when you dey do!

OP
Nothing strange here!
Happens alot to Guys and even More to Ladies!
They see a Guy, truly have romantic feelings for him but Can't just date him!

The bad Part is when d Guy now gets a Fine Girlfriend, they get really Jealous and can even start Hating him Low-key!
This Has happened to me B4!