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Starzo:
.if e easy well well go open church naw. Make we see wether you go fit gather only five million even in the next 35yrs.

Una go just dey talk anyhow

Nah! You lie!

A serious Person can open a Church and get 100 members within One year!

All he needs is a Good Space, Musical Instruments, Generator, one Good Chorister and One Prayer Warrior!

Boom! Members will come and Pastor will start enjoying Tithes!

Righteousness2:
Not Suprised at all at all!
It was only a Matter of Time.
Not all that Glitters is Gold.
Many Spiritual things are playing out in the Physical.

Mr Righteousness2..gud that you commented on a Sunday/church thread!
But
Are you suggesting dat TB Joshua used Diabolical powers in his Pastorship days?

And these are theRepercussions of his Bad Ways?

Tell us nah!

MufasaLion:
Come and be my instructor.

Instructor on What Exactly? Brother, Are your Hands clean?

siofra:
Nomba 1 or 2.

Hmmm..
You like, some of the Nairaland Babes loves Slim Guys!
But
Hope it's not because of the Myth/Fallacy dat slim guys have Big Gbola o?

meobizy:
Lol. The quickest bait to bring BBN fans to the thread. The show is too boring to attract interest. The official thread is already abandoned.

Don't Mind Dem!

Bbnaija is Dis and Dat! Let Gulder Ultimate search come Pls!
It has come now, they are Nowhere to be Found to comment on the Thread!

Hope They have seen It is a Overhyped Piece of Sh*t?
I knew the GUS will Definitely Flop!

Not a Surprise to Me!
Particularly in dis Tonto Dickeh, Kpokpogri, Jane Mena, Tiwa Savage SexTapes media waves going on!

MJBOLT:

I cannot find my number here

Why?
You be Broom Stick? Aka Tini Gboko?

Iyaebe:
Wonders shall never end with this kids,are you sexualizing an old me?go for the young ones I had a swell time during my younger years.Oh good old memories, cars were hitting each other those days when I take a walk. Well enjoy your time my son and please thread carefully

Lolsss...It's like you will be one Funny, matured Babe!
The one Americans calls MILF!

Just dat u come be Chatinent Wife!
I don't wanna Break the young dude's heart!

Iyaebe:
I am in my 60's so I'll accept any name you choose for me.You kids are so funny here

Nor be Only 60 years?

Kuku Say 600 years for the Lie to sweet!

I Like You Sha! I love Wahala ladies! Their Wahala is Never Confined to Verbal tirades!

They Also Take it to 'the Oza room'! Dat's where the Real energy comes out!
U Copy, right?

younglleo:
You be boss, joy don finish for street abeg!

Nobody dey Give me monthly Allowance like the OP!

My income is hard earned, So I bet reasonably!
When I see Peeps Staking N2000 Upwards, I always Wonder!

Iyaebe:
leader of a group

But I thought Iya means Mother?

because I know Iye in Bini is Mother..

Anyways, whatever the name is does not change the Fact that you re the Area Mama of Nairaland!!

doggedfighter:
1, 2 or 3 is it for me.


Bedmatically, you can easily do so much with them.

Hmmm..
Very Nice one from you!
I like Ladies who don't Pretend!

I always say it if Guys/ladies are Mature enough, they should have Sex!

BTW, I am 2!
Can aspire to get to Number 4 or 5 but Got no time Really for that!

ethicallyright:
I have noticed two things from this thread's gallery.

1. Nigerian Women are short o.
Both men stand like giants close to them in the pictures

2. Ini Edo and the rest of the actresses are decently dressed. They wouldn't dress that decent if they visited Tonto Dike on her birthday.
Class attracts Class.

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47 years no be beans these days.

May God bless the Thespian and make her a happy woman.

Ini Edo, Kate Henshaw, Uche Jumbo and several Nollywood Actresses WILL NEVER attend the Birthday of Tonto Dickhead!

They are Fully aware of her Nasty, Toxic and Vile Nature!
It's a surprise how she has become Champion of our Nigerian Girls!

They are Always invading threads on NL romance section and Bashing the OP!

care4you:
after ogy what next?


overrated shits!

But in Another thread Today, You said you love Kissing like madt!

Havesomesense:
Don't bet with more than 100 naira

This is Just the Simple Truth!!

Only dat With dis Advice, You are Spoiling Business for Bet Company and Shop Owners o!

Even in the Shop I Stake my Games, Once they see me with my N200 or N400 , Dey Normally squeeze their Face!

Me sef, I Dey Squeeze my Face too! I nor dey Send dem@All..

OP..
Your Problem is Greed and I suspect, Unemployment!!

Football Betting is NOT bad because You could actually Get Lucky and win some Wads of Cash!!
But the Thing is we Humans are Greedy!! Imagine some Peeps staking N5000 or N10,000 to N350k or N500k..

Dats Pure Greed!
Though it helps the Pockets of d Company owners!

This is the Problem!
If not, I maintain dat Football Betting is NEVER a bad Thing!

Learn to be Sensible! And Also, Get a Job and get Busy with your Time!

Beckysexy:
I wouldn't have left him.

Now he owns a Range Rover, a Benz, a mansion in Lekki and he just bought the new iPhone 13 for himself and his stupid girlfriend.

I still love him.

Lolsss..
Happens to Almost all our Naija Babes!

They Abandon a good relationship for Shawarma, Catfish/Goatmeat PepperSoup, Human Hair and IPhones..

And they Quickly and willingly give their Kpekuses to d BadGuy who Enjoys/scatter it like 5x and then, Pick race!

So babe, It's normal..
Stop hating on dat Innocent Girl and wait for your own Man!

Congrats to Shina Rambo!!

This his Wife looks so Beautiful and Very Fair like an half-Caste!

I know Chioma will so Envy her! She will be like..
Why can't Davido Wed me like Dis?

Sonnobax15:

Mennnnnnnn,na to sell one plot of my popsman land take stake this game over 2.5 sure pass....

Any ways,up the blues

Lolsss..
This Warri Guy ehn..You be craze oo!

I See A goalless First half!

I see Mason Mount scoring in the second Half!
I see Cantwell scoring an Equalizer!
I see Chelsea getting a Penalty in the 92nd Minutes and Jorgihno missing the Penalty!

This I have seen!

And I see VultureBBQgrills, the 'Anywhere Belle Face' Chelsea fan Crying Like dis later on!

Sebastine1994:
Whàt kind of stupid news is this Biko

Why not Just Waka Pass?

You want to Dictate what and what not Should be News in Anoda man's Site??

Davido really Done well for Mayorkun..

I remember when he sang his Debut song 'Eleko' in 2016!!

Davido too is a good Singer!
Though our Nairaland brother Slawormiir thinks otherwise!!

Mgtow8:
Mumu nigerian girls with their local slangs

No be Nigerian Ladies again?

They support their Gender no matter the Foolishness or enormity of actions!
They can't Think Properly!
You even see some Girls supporting that Killer, Chidimma online..

They are becoming something else!
God save bachelors and Young married men from diz Daughters of Jezebel!

moneyissweet:
Foreigner spotted on nairaland.

Instead of you to say Villager spotted..

NwaNimo1:
this is america......

By Childish Gambino!

Meanwhile see our Nigerian Players Representing Top European Clubs in the UCL dis mid-week!
This Country got Too much Talents!

DubaiLandLord:
Kane and Vardy are not overrated.

Though Osimehin is is better than them presently m

You must be Joking!!

You compare Upstart Osihmen to seasoned and Ruthless EPL Strikers like Jamie Vardy and Harry Kane?
because of their Not-too-Good Current form, right?

Rushing to Check the Names as Usual..

Whether Afonja, Flat.heads or Abokiis...

Turns out to be say nah Afonja win am..
Kai, Disgracing our Kwantree!

How VultureBBQGrills, Helinius, Sirjamo, Bosstrevor, seunmg, simplyleo, and other Certified Buhari Zombies will sleep Tonight....

How Police Officers will be looking at this News!

Iyaebe:
Where is the fish. mosdii binaowei

Wow!
Are you an Ijaw Babe?
Ur monicker sounds like Edo nah?