₦airaland Forum

Honourable2003:
Wow... My first day in posting into nairaland.. Hope am wlc?

Optimistguy1969:
How that audio recording blew from Auchi still baffles me.
The whole nation and even beyond naija heard it.

royalair:
Last time I tried this na rubbish I barb myself. I ended up babrbing skin

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Na fish own dey pain me pass

Money way person go take buy Benz.....person go dey use am buy fish...

Imagine small fish na 800, 900 and 1k

Sonnobax15:

Na your moneyyyyyy?

Bigchevy:
Long enough to hit her cervix and make her cum whenever we do the do. And I usually Bleep raw for 1 hour at one-two rounds non-stop without using any stimulant/manpower. I guess we're sexually compatible cos na she dey first tire. I got other girls who are taller but they lack the qualities I want in a woman. The reason why I'm kinda having issues with her height is for the sake of our unborn kids.

Bigchevy:
Long enough to hit her cervix and make her cum whenever we do the do. And I usually Bleep raw for 1 hour at one-two rounds non-stop without using any stimulant/manpower. I guess we're sexually compatible cos na she dey first tire. I got other girls who are taller but they lack the qualities I want in a woman. The reason why I'm kinda having issues with her height is for the sake of our unborn kids.

VULCAN:
Even BMCs are saying sack Ole meanwhile they want Buhari to extend his tenure.

If that is not a good description of Diabolism, then what is,?

siofra:
Short guys deserve to be in kindergarten

omonla10:
Man Utd buying Ronaldo will never make sense.. Ronaldo is obsessed with numbers and records. This can only spell doom for a club with aspirations.

Same with Messi.psg are obviously weaker with him. These guys are old, the have achieved all, and above all, they are a millisecond slower than what modern football requires..

Watch Thierry Henry's comeback to arsenal? He was mainly used as a supersub.. These young players egos need to be boosted and not placed under these supposed goats

fergie001:
Anybody who says Ole is not the problem needs spiritual bath and deliverance.

When you see Chelsea, Liv, City or even Brendtford play you tend to see what they want to achieve. United own....akuko!
Don't you see half-time, when they analyse other teams with the tactics board...In United's case they always talk about the players because Pinocchio head empty.

I know anti-Ronaldo fans are all over him and we know why.....the workrate I see Ronaldo exhibit here..I never even saw in his RM days under Zidane or even in Juve.

Tell me one goal, Ronaldo's workrate could have stopped yesterday. United has a lot of spoilt players been fed with big bucks, yet they have absolutely no leader. Now they added another efulefu in Sancho, that one is a waste of footballing boots.

See Shaw, Mourinho told he is empty, one good injury-free trophyless season, he said his name is Shawroberto. See sh!t, see cow.. all the goals came from his position and he isn't ashamed. Someone who is suppose to donate his backside for community talking drum. Spits....

Or Aaron Wan Bissaka whose career will not see the promised land. Someone who traps with his chest, abi na Pogba who I think Burna Boy, Stormzy & Davido would have been in his house waiting for when CR7 will bail them again for him to come home and dance.

Or Fernandes whose major occupation is shouting at the referees after cards have been shown (he was culpable for Pogba's red). Even the useless Fred has been playing well since he came back from Brazil. McTominay thinks he is a small boy, he is older than Camavinga...agbaya.

Or Ajegunle Van Piersie, redwood or whatsoever is his name who thinks is to shoot shoot and shoot, Haaland is his mate...Sokoto Gudali

If I talk about Maguire, the mods here might ban me. Let me leave it.

fergie001:
Anybody who says Ole is not the problem needs spiritual bath and deliverance.

When you see Chelsea, Liv, City or even Brendtford play you tend to see what they want to achieve. United own....akuko!
Don't you see half-time, when they analyse other teams with the tactics board...In United's case they always talk about the players because Pinocchio head empty.

I know anti-Ronaldo fans are all over him and we know why.....the workrate I see Ronaldo exhibit here..I never even saw in his RM days under Zidane or even in Juve.

Tell me one goal, Ronaldo's workrate could have stopped yesterday. United has a lot of spoilt players been fed with big bucks, yet they have absolutely no leader. Now they added another efulefu in Sancho, that one is a waste of footballing boots.

See Shaw, Mourinho told he is empty, one good injury-free trophyless season, he said his name is Shawroberto. See sh!t, see cow.. all the goals came from his position and he isn't ashamed. Someone who is suppose to donate his backside for community talking drum. Spits....

Or Aaron Wan Bissaka whose career will not see the promised land. Someone who traps with his chest, abi na Pogba who I think Burna Boy, Stormzy & Davido would have been in his house waiting for when CR7 will bail them again for him to come home and dance.

Fernandes whose major occupation is shouting at the referees after cards have been shown (he was culpable for Pogba's red). Even the useless Fred has been playing well since he came back from Brazil. McTominay thinks he is a small boy, he is older than Camavinga...agbaya.

If I talk about Maguire, the mods here might ban me. Let me leave it.

Gambo004:
When you sent 3 kids to the market and tell them what to buy and how to buy them then you will definitely have your result. But when you give them money to the market with no mission the 3 might just come back buying rice all through so the coach is to blame

fergie001:
My God will fight for me.........

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

MufasaLion:
Lol

You shouldn't be suprised. Things like that do happen. Even when I was in JSS1, a girl wrote a love letter to me.

PUSSYHOE:
Toto will open way for you.

IamSandra:
yes sir .but what if you have no support and you have to just weigh your options .

MufasaLion:
When I was in basic 4, I wrote love letter to my senior that was in basic 6, a sister to my class teacher. She was very beautiful. I've always liked older ladies.

Her friends found out about the letter, and forced me to give it to her during the lunchtime. Damn! I was so shy. I'll stop here...

There are lots of memories back then in basic school.

okoroemeka:
they will end up the same way,when one man is in charge of so much finance and assets when he dies there must be a vacuum which will be filled with crisis and intrigue,Same thing happened to the empire of Alexander the great when he died.

Muchmore024:
Righteousness2 is such a stupid man with no holy spirit in him. Ignore him and their kind. Doing eye service but deep down they do not have love. How will you say you love God and hate your fellow man. He is saying tbj is not of God, meanwhile this man pulls crowd in thousands in his crusades all over the world and won so many souls for Jesus. His daddy GO cannot do it neither any of this so popular Nigerian pastors can achieve that. What is big is big. Shame on you Righteousness2, you are a disgrace to Jesus family

udemzyudex:
Those wey dey shout GUS up and down during BBN, I no dey see their post again ooo, abeg make una try dey help promote GUS cos e be like say nothing dey even happen sef.

airsaylongcome:
Comfortable left out all the married ones who despite their fallibility went on to still be excellent men of God. David and Solomon.

Plus are women not worthy to be "Men" of God. Or did the cultural practice of the Middle East prevent that? Does God not speak to women?

airsaylongcome:
This has got to be the biggest joke on this thread. Celibate by mouth I guess

He is Actually VERY CORRECT!

Not saying Women are Bad but a Wife can be a Distraction to Man of God!
A Wife Can cause a Pastor or anointed Husband to Sin or Fall by the Wayside e.g. Adam!

Look at the following
*Moses
*Joshua
*Elijah
*John the Baptist
*Peter
*Paul and Numerous others!

They Went on doing the Lord's work without the Baggage of Wives or marriage!
It is From this Angle the Catholic Church introduced Celibacy!