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Christianity Etc › Re: No One Should Be Arrested In Nigeria For Possessing Charms by Vinnie2000(m): 8:48pm On Oct 21, 2021

OP
You have a Point tho..because Charms are Part of our African Traditional Religion!

D Only Wahala be say: What of If dem use am Vanish ur Preek? shocked

Wetin you go come Talk? undecided

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Romance › Re: Why Women Don't Wash Their Bra Regularly? by Vinnie2000(m): 8:25pm On Oct 21, 2021

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, true. Some guys are dirty dirty and can wear a boxer short for days! Eeewwwww and they stink real bad.
One time I saw a comment about guy who could wear boxer shorts for 2 weeks straight, sometimes even more.

If we want to be Honest, the Genitals of Male and Females is different!

Our Diccks region do not have Reservoirs to Store up Dirts/Germs unlike the Veejays! sad

So If we wear our Boxers for 5days, Probably no consequences!

For the Unwashed bra, dat means the Breasts will have some Bad smell..
Only dat Some Desperate Guymen ain't bothered!
They Suck the Breasts, Germs or no Germs! cool

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Romance › Re: Why Women Don't Wash Their Bra Regularly? by Vinnie2000(m): 8:19pm On Oct 21, 2021

siofra:
You don wash your boxer this year?

This Lady..
You like Wahala Sha! sad

Later you will say it's Nairaland dat causes Toxicity!
Meanwhile you re the one who Really loves Diz Aggressive Banters!

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Health › Re: I Look Older Than My Age And It Is Really Affecting My Self Esteem by Vinnie2000(m): 8:12pm On Oct 21, 2021

OP
But why you come dey Lie say nah ur Friend? sad

Anyways
The causes of your Problem is Mostly
*Eating of Oily food
*Lack of Exercise (Sedentary lifestyle) undecided

*Lack of social Activity
*Poor sense of Humour..i e.You naturally do not laugh or Appreciate Jokes! sad

Like Me, I Exercise Alot, Eat 2 times a Day and Like Humour Alot!
Even on dis Nairaland, I like visiting Funny Stories and Threads!
Anyway Laff dey, I dey! cheesy

As a result, I look Ten Years Younger Dan my age like Ronaldo! cool

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Education › Re: Whitemoney, Pere, Angel & Liquorose On DELSU Exam Question by Vinnie2000(m): 5:27pm On Oct 21, 2021

This is an Expensive Gamble by the Delsu, Law Faculty, Oleh Campus! shocked

because
we could Have some Bbnaija Ladies fans who are WhiteMoney fanatics..
Who Hates Pere as if He committed Genocide! sad

Like our Sister down there!

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Career › Re: My Encounter With A Teacher Turned Bricklayer by Vinnie2000(m): 2:45pm On Oct 21, 2021

This Bricklayer/Teacher is a Real Niggar!

Anybody Doing Private Job should add Side Hustle to it oo..
In Nigeria, All man Must shine your Eye!

One Private Radio Station in Warri Got engulfed in Fire..
Was completely Burnt down! embarassed

I wonder how the Workers will survive for the upcoming months! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels, Son & Husband, Ned Nwoko At The Red Sea (Pictures) by Vinnie2000(m): 2:42pm On Oct 21, 2021

Safyqueen:
Nobody condemn the act because this is the type of life some people from certain part of this country referred to as civilization. Tueeh.

Nude!!!! haba

See dis One!
Go and Check the Meaning of word Nude in the Dictionary!!
We are No longer in 1922 or 1934! undecided

In contemporary living, you can go on a Beach Outing with ur Family and expose ur Body alittle Bit!!
Goan check Barack Obama or Cristiano Ronaldo Instagram Picx..
Stop Thinking like a 90 Year Old! sad

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels, Son & Husband, Ned Nwoko At The Red Sea (Pictures) by Vinnie2000(m): 2:36pm On Oct 21, 2021

[quote author=Macsjebs post=106935655]Lovely, na to part the red sea remain[/quote]

Correct Boss!! cool

With better, Long Rod, abi? cheesy

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Romance › Re: Goo by Vinnie2000(m): 2:28pm On Oct 21, 2021

Kai..
So Many Embarrassing Posts created diz Days!.. undecided

OP
U have flat stomach@least and ur Body is not Looking Bad!
But
Try Get sense Nah!! C'mon! huh

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Romance › Re: Hey Guys And Babes..what Is Your Most Lost Item??? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:55am On Oct 21, 2021

22o62021:
My sperm

I too dey ejaculate

Hmm,
Hope you are Not a Chronic self-servicer oo?
As in a Strong Vaseline/Soapy Crew Member? sad

Romance › Re: Hey Guys And Babes..what Is Your Most Lost Item??? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:49am On Oct 21, 2021

Candidlady:
My Virginity

Or ur Veejay u mean!
Oh, dats so Sad!! embarassed

But are you still Losing it?

You can Lose it to dis Brother, right here! cool

He will handle it well and Leave it ina Nice Shape! wink

Car Talk › Re: Why Are BMW Cars Unbelievably Cheap? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:38am On Oct 21, 2021

Really?
Within the 500k-1million Price Mark?

Dats mean I should go get one nah.. huh

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Sports › Re: Ronaldo Caps Stunning Manchester United Comeback Against Atlanta by Vinnie2000(m): 8:45am On Oct 21, 2021

Xtianah09:
My wife now watch ball because of CR7 likewise her friends, many people fell in love with football because of CR7. A true definition of a good footballer

Bro..
Hope You have Six packs like Ronaldo?? sad

because If Not,
just know dat your Wife drools over him most of the time!
She is Watching his Ripped body, not Football..
When She closes her eyes, she Fantasizes about him Grabbing her tightly and Fuc..... sad

Politics › Re: DSS Charges Nnamdi Kanu For Calling Buhari ‘An Idiot, A Paedophile, A Terrorist' by Vinnie2000(m): 10:14pm On Oct 20, 2021

VultureBBQGriller right now as Dem curse him Papa!

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Crime › Re: 61-Year-Old Pastor Ajayi Famakinwa Deflowers & Impregnates Teenage Girl In Ondo by Vinnie2000(m): 4:42pm On Oct 20, 2021

kingthreat:
As long as it wasn't rape. Half of the men mocking that man will do a 16 year old girl if given the chance. Many young prostitutes in brothels are about that age. Not encouraging sex with under 18 but stating facts here

But He is 65 Years for Christ Sake!!
If a 25 year or even 30 year old Guy does dis, Maybe we will understand!
sad

A 65 Year old is an Elder!
He should Have better Common sense and Self control Dan small boys! undecided

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Politics › Re: Falz, Others In #EndSARSMemorial Car Procession At Lekki Tollgate (Pictures) by Vinnie2000(m): 10:32am On Oct 20, 2021

Nice one, Falz Baba!
A True Patriot of Nigeria! cool

To MannaVultureGriller, Helinius, Sirjamo, Seunmg, and newcomer of the Zombie Crew, BenueJosh..
Take this!!

Silly Guys who put Selfish, Foolish interests Above our Country's Progress! undecided

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Politics › Re: #EndSARSMemorial Protest In Abuja In Pictures by Vinnie2000(m): 10:25am On Oct 20, 2021

MannaVultureGriller, Helinius, Sirjamo, Bosstrevor,BenueJosh and Active members of the Buhari Zombie Club right now.. sad

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Sports › Re: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Vinnie2000(op): 10:05pm On Oct 19, 2021

OlawaleBammie:
Mine was Alexander Hleb and Michael Ballack

And dey both doned Jersey number 13

They are the reason i love that Jersey number beyond saying

Number 13? shocked

Some people associate the number with Badluck oo..

Well, should not concern you tho!

BTW, I think William Gallas and Tijani Babangida of S/eagles wore 13!

Sports › Re: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Vinnie2000(op): 10:00pm On Oct 19, 2021

kenzysmith:
Rud vanisteroy was my football idol before I started supporting god of soccer

Man Utd Fan Spotted!!
Ruud Van Nisterooy, D Box 18 King!

Nice one!

Sports › Re: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Vinnie2000(op): 9:59pm On Oct 19, 2021

To Uncle Lalasticlala and Other Mods that Pushed my Topic to FP under few minutes!

Thanks a Million! cool

I Donate this to u Guys for Christmas!

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Sports › During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Vinnie2000(op): 9:15pm On Oct 19, 2021

Watching Football as kids was Fun! Emotions attached were not that strong!
Most only watched out for Goals and the Star Players!
Players like Rashidi Yekini, JJ Okocha, Michael Owen, David Beckham, Gabriel Bastituta, Luis Figo, Zinedine Zidane, Didier Drogba, etc..
These are Too Players Kids idolized Way back!!

So Who's Yours?

MINE IS
SUNDAY OLISEH..(can't forget his France 98 Bullet) cheesy

HERNAN CRESPO OF INTER MILAN
THIERRY HENRY OF ARSENAL.. cool

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Romance › Re: Share Your Experience On How A Same Sex Seduced You by Vinnie2000(m): 4:04pm On Oct 19, 2021

Jeon:
I remember the first person who had a crush on me. Did not realize till years later. Just moved there, new school. By the third week, this guy kept staring at me. I really didn't like it, his green eyes were big and piercing.

Any way , every time he looked at me, he looked pissed. For some odd reasons, we became friends as the year went on. He'd constantly drop things in front of me, very touchy, involved in alot of skinship, make excuses to talk to me ,sit with me.

Hi Lady!
The OP said Same sex..
Meaning whether you have been Seduced by a Woman/babe!!

Or Wait, don't tell me you are a Niggar with Big, Hairy Balls.. shocked

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets Artist Bodataiye Oniyakuya: Receives Funny Potrait Of Himself by Vinnie2000(m): 3:41pm On Oct 19, 2021

Penguin2:
Lol. The guy get mind o.

If na me I no go go o

Lolss, Fear fear!
For nairaland, una be Rambo! sad

Even Yesterday, I said The Lad should Walk Straight to the Govt House as demanded by Gov Sanwo-Olu!

You Just need to contact one Legal Firm b4 going!
A great opportunity for you and the Firm to Blow/Hammer!

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets Artist Bodataiye Oniyakuya: Receives Funny Potrait Of Himself by Vinnie2000(m): 3:34pm On Oct 19, 2021

Wow one from Gov Sanwo-Olu!
And Kudos to the Boy!

It's good he is Not a Coward like some Afonja Nairaland members!! sad

According to Phyno, No guts, no Glory!

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Walked With Someone That Greets The Whole Community? by Vinnie2000(m): 12:49pm On Oct 19, 2021

emmyluizzz:
I finally made it to FP....I swear e no easy

Lolsss..
He nor Really Easy!!
Thank me and Brother Lalasticlala!

Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Walked With Someone That Greets The Whole Community? by Vinnie2000(m): 12:48pm On Oct 19, 2021

cassyrooy:
My mom taught me how how to do that, after mass then, we go from one meeting to another and we'll be greeting everyone we see and talking with them, I do it too when all is well with me and don't when I've got lots on my mind.

Surprisingly, we were both introverts. Weird mother and son. Lol.

Oh!!
Catholic Spotted!
So you guys are the ones that Stays in Church 2 Hours after Mass?
You Guys will pass by Legion of Mary, CWO, CMO, Lay readers,etc.. meetings and greet all the Members b4 going home!
I Tire for Unah!

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Walked With Someone That Greets The Whole Community? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:18am On Oct 19, 2021

sammuell:
Reasons I no dey like follow my mama Waka for road

Lolsss...U nor dey Like follow your Mama Waka? cheesy

One of my Guy own na Church!
He doesn't like sitting close to his Mum in d Church...
because If he nor dey Clap and Sing, him Mama go Waka come meet am, dey Warn am to Clap/Sing! cheesy