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airsaylongcome:
Visit NL often? NL with all the terrible grammar that Nigerians exhibit? Are you aware that people here in NL type "Am coming" for "I'm coming". Or "Are my late?" for "Am I late?"

Add Damn, Pussy Niggar pls!

Santossy:
Watch jeniva

Lolsss...
Jeniva and Toyobaby..

Another person said Should buy IT it book i.e. Queens primer..

Una too Funny!

But Hope it's not because of one fine Babe OP wan improve his English?

Kobicove:
I still don't see the point of this protest

The Point of the Protest Anniversary is to Remember the Fallen Heroes of the EndSars Last Year!
Whether DJ Switch lied or not, U must Agree dat Some persons died or got Injured!

It's a Pity dat in Africa and Nigeria currently, we still do not Practise Democracy!
Funny enough, If it was under Ex Pres Goodluck Jonathan of PDP dis Happened, d Whole Lagos Will Literally Grind to a Halt on d Date!
Celebrities, Civil society members, activists will Takeover Everywhere.
So much Hatred for a Niger Delta President!

MannaVultureGriller, Helinius and other Members of d Zombie crew when they Hear dis news!..

mu2sa2:
When you drink agbo you're taking herbal concoction together with dirt. The agbo may not work but the dirt may introduce harmful germs into your body which will add to problems.

If Everyone was Me, Hunger will kee Agbo Sellers!

I Don't know y lots of people buy d Stuff. Because the Cans always look Dirty!
I wonder how the preparations is Like!

Kobojunkie:
ROFLMAO


Illiteracy na serious disease!

What is Funny therr dat you are Laughing n Shining ur teeth?

Pple only believe dat Because the White has a proper drug taste
While the Orange taste nice in the mouth, almost like you are licking Sweets!

Labadi69:
Nacho don comot Real Madrid? Abi yamayama don fall on you?

He means our Nigerian boy Iheanacho..

See d Way u dey vex, unto the small issue..

Hunger or Wat?

Juanmike:
False Prophet, what do you see.

Falseprophet1 has gone for a Wedding reception@Okokomaiko..
He says I should tell y'all.

He sees Iheanacho scoring a Brace!
He sees Paul Pogba getting sent off..
He sees Maguire scoring an Own goal..

Finally, he sees Male Man Utd Fans beating their spouses dis nite, with the Transfer of aggression!

This he has Seen!

Theunbothered:
The ENDSARS protest didn't happen only in Lekki, the protest started in Delta and spread all over the country from Abuja to Rivers to Oyo. Only Tinubu urchins who have never left Lagos will believe it happened only in Lekki.

Can u Blame Dem?
Many of dem have NEVER travelled out of their Mushin, Ojo, Ajegunle enclave..

They think Everything is About Lagos!

No Wonder dey call Dem Tinubu Urchins!

AlhajaChinyere:
Baba, please talk to me. I have exactly the same problem- the wrong spec. I can’t get it up for her. Yet when I get to joint, I get hard pass firewood

Nice woman but we are both miserable like hell but she refusing divorce cause of what people will say

Bros!
I experienced this issue Last year!

The Babe was kinda Ugly and I wasn't Strongly attracted to Her!
After Wooing, invited her over! Kissed, Sucked B**B's and touched everywhere but My Gbola wasn't Hard enough!
I just managed to complete the action after 4mins..

Discovered dat my low Attraction caused it, alongside her own Dullness!

Since it's ur Wife we are talking about,
*Speak to her on the importance of Sex..
*Buy her Skimpy skirts..
*Buy her Short gown.
*Buy her G-Strings, Thongs and Makossa Pyants!!
When she puts diz on,
Just go and Grab her from Behind, ur Pricck go Stand Gidigba and you will do her Justice!

PrimadonnaO:
Exactly.

License to waywardness.

No, I Disagree!
The OP is Not all about Fcvkking Pussy outside..
I Suspect he needs a Spice in the Marriage! Both him and his Wife are not Creative or they don't communicate more!

*They need to Play games together..
*Go on outings together..
*Even Buy Alcohol and drink inside dier Living together!
*Or even Watch a Sizzling, hot Romantic movie together..
*Or even watch Soft Porn together!

Anything to Spice up dat Damn boring Marriage!

When you tell Young Guys NOT TO rush into Marriage, pple would be attacking you Upandan!

Apart from Money and maturity, A Guy who wants to get married has to be Psychologically Ready for it!
I.e. You must see yourself as Man or father, ready to make parental or Husbandly sacrifices!!

When I see 27,28 yr old guys rushing to get married, I just Laff!
Same with Young ladies, Instagram, Snapchat addicts of 23,24 getting married..

Rushing into marriage because you want to be the First among others!
Almost like the 'First to comment' Sh*t in Nairaland!

fredoooooo:
Which Benzema , you people easily bow down to the west Media...Madrid and France want to hype this one too . Lewandowski ahead all strikers at the moment or better still Haaland.

See dis Guy!
Benzema is among the Top 3 European Strikers Currently!!
Check out his Goalscoring exploits recently for France and Real Madrid!
And he is all round striker, not Tap in reliant like Ronaldo, Aubameyang,etc..

[quote author=Kingcalls post=106779816]B4 nko?? U no go give am ur wife ?? I no go waste time sef ... my wife go run to meet am sef...and I go tell am " babe, u are doing well" in macaroni voice [/quote




You and this Ronaldo matter!!
I talk am!
I even thought you would find the Statement offensive!!

But if Ronaldo go Fcvk ur Wife, he go pain you ooo..
He will Bang her wella, like he bangs in those Goals!

Taiwojon:
Calm down now!

We are still in the process nah

If they make dat List Top 60, An Arsenal player still won't make it!

Infact, Haaland has scored more 2021 Goals Dan Auba, Laca, Saka and Smith Rowe combined!!..

It is Terrible how Foolish Arteta and some deluded Gunners fans believes so much in those Empty, Overrated punks playing at the club..

Kingcalls:
Ronaldo is ageless...11 goals already this season in just 9 games for club and Country

This Guy and Ronaldo ehn..
I am Sure that you can give him ur Girlfriend to Docck for free..

[quote author=Polynek post=106774385]Some monikers hv a particular thing that they always do that differentiate them from other monikers in this forum, so MOSDI is one of the popular monikers in this forum bcoz of His persistent comment [/quote]



Correct
Like Righteousness2 and his Italics style of Writing..

DrFunmisticGlow:
yh. What I meant was if their ideology lands them to continue bachelorhood till their midlife crisis

Owk, I get ur Stand!!
That some hardcore NL Redpillers will likely marry at 41,42..

But As I said, many of Dem, once one Cool, Fine girl enters their lives, dey will Calm down..
Na Dem go love and Spend pass!

DenreleDave:
Big lie.. Notin like pure envy and madness.

It's sumtin I can easily detached myself from.... I think it happens bcox I am jobless.... I am. Not occupied with sumtin doing...

Dats just it!

When you start working or Going out More, u will meet different kinds of Attractive Girls..
Fair, Slim, Plumpy, Big Yanch, etc..

No Guy and Lady should be Dying over a One person, really..
Fine Guys and Babes are Everywhere!!

Even in some Ugly or average looking pple, there are some levels of attraction u feel when you are Around Dem!..

DenreleDave. Long time..were have u been?

Though you are renowned for your Bad-mouth Sha..

On ur topic, It is normal..

It happens when the Girl is Soo Beautiful and you Desperately desire her!
I will Advise you to take things slow and tell yourself dis..
1. She is NOT my wife!
2.She is NOT the only Fine Girl in Nigeria..
3.If she refused me, My Life will not End!

Dat's it..This Fine Girl you are dying for, if you date her, might be surprised it's nothing special..

DrFunmisticGlow:
I have a theory. A lot of these redpillers are going to die alone with regrets. A good number before 60

Ur Theory is WRONG!

Redpillers, once they Settle down with a Fine lady will Forget all diz Shenanigans..
They will become sweet husbands and enjoy dier wives till 70,75..

Same thing with NL Toxic Feminists, It's Husband dats dier problem!
Give Dem a Rich, generous, fine man and they will turn to Domestic Cats and drop the Feminist Bullcrap!!

I Always say This: NO HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN CAN BE A FEMINIST!

WoundedLamb:
Lol... You guys are conditioning your females. You're making them defensive. You're creating a you-vs-us environment. As if tribalism, regionalism, religious bigotry, etc. aren't enough, you're aiming for sexism. It's as if as there's a burning desire in every Nigerian to focus differences. Let's just hope you like the final product of that process.

As I told a Female Nairalander yesterday (Hintona or so) who called NL guys toxic or Misogynistic,,
Do not take Redpillers to Heart!

Many of diz Guys are just reacting to Stabs and Hurt received from females! They DO NOT hate ladies@all!

2 or 3 years from now, Many will get married to Fine Babes and 4get all diz Yarns!!

Even Baba Mosdii too will Link up with a Fine Babe and take her to the Altar!

So, dats it!

Finest6:
Nigeria and Corruption like 5&6

Yeah..
We are Fantastically Corrupt, according to British PM David Cameron!
Nigeria and Corruption be like dis..

Hope Critics of Gernot Rohr and other Nigerian coaches can see dis now..

Our NFF is way too Corrupt!
They are the Problem of Naija Football, not coaches!

Lifeemetu:
Just be mean to her
No dy look her face � because she be girl.
Unless you dy fall for her. If she come knock for your house no open the door.








Abeg na my Nairaland family make Ina teach me how to post a thread na

Move to the home page..
You will see Different segments e.g Family, investment, Romance,etc..
Pick one
Scroll down, you will see Create a topic!
So, do it and Post!

And Pls Post reasonable topics if you Must! Too many Mumu topics we see diz days!..

[s][i][ quote author=MrGospeL post=106743726]Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand!
Accept Jesus Christ today as your LORD and personal savior.


Someone shout Hallelujah!!!!!!! [/quote][/[/s]i]

Charmingrascal:
Maybe some of these Churches give their members some sort of fund if they bring new member.

Not Funds, really!!
But It raises dier Status/ranking in the Church as per 'Sister Agatha has won lots of Soul to the Ministry'..

Also, some has been told Dat for Marriage, u MUST Either locate a Brother in d Church or Bring ur Boyfriend/Crush to d Ministry!

I discovered dis from one Pretty Dominion City babe I was tracking doz days!
He take style pain me say I didn't Docck d babe..

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Jamahyel:
[b]i saw a friend request on Facebook from one fine girl i didn't Know. We started chatting and she was giving me all the attention u can think of. I was so proud i had to show the girl to my roommate,it was just both of us in the room,his bed facing mine across the other side. But funny never spoke on phone with the girl we only chatted on Facebook for close to a month, and she claimed she was coming to see me along the line from lag, mind you i was in kwara then. I told my roommate and he was always there the entire time but i didnt notice cos i was love struck by this mystery girl. He always suggested what i should do to the girl, like send her transport and the one he pondered upon was i should buy her a phone then blackberry Q10 so he could help me deliver to her when he goes to lag cos he stays in lag but i declined.i could see disappoint in his eyes but i couldn't fathom still yet. I almost bought that phone, but thank God i didn't. He was the girl i was chatting with all that while.

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Lolsss..
This is really Funny!
Hope u nor send am ur Nudes or urgent 5k?

Mine was some years Ago..
Very Terrible situations..

*In Delsu,Abk den,..The guy liked to cook beans and play music @11pm-12am when normal peeps are trying to Sleep! Very Yeye Boy!

*Den NYSC, my roommate like Towtow nor be Small.. Before I go my PPA (A small school) come back, he has bought in a village Girl, Fcvk everywhere Wotorwotor..

If that Guy travels to US, he will be the successor to Johnny Sins!

MoneyTrees:
Lol
I'm praying it doesn't
Been crossingy fingers just to stay a day break from pvssy ass gist esp news from that shitty show called BBN

But such News are pure Gold for Bloggers like Seun!!
Without such news, many of Dem nor go see Food Chop!
So it's needed here Pls!

crackhouse:
Does 1997 belong to throwback also? 1997 of yesterday?

See dis Guy!!
Or are u joking!
Hope you know as@1997, current French football Superstar, Kylian Mbappe wasn't even Born!!

In foreign countries, those born in 1997 are doing dier PHD!

Its like U re viewing life from Buhari lenses..

MoneyTrees:
The zoo republic has been dry since on Wednesday

Well
Tonto Dickeh, Kpokpogri and Instagram babe, Jane Mena news Neva reach here, despite seeing it in oder Sites!