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waywardpikin:
Tell them o...

Men, please try to get your standards up!!!

Unless you are in the same socioeconomic class as said agbo hawker then I can understand. But if you are not doing so badly and you dey eye that kain babe for serious relationship then you are a disgrace to your lineage and anybody who ever put in the work to get you where you are today.

Do better, please.

I understand your points
But you are Highly discriminatory in your words..
Agbo sellers can be top Business owners 2morro..
Same as those mechanics, Bricklayers and vulcanizer boys..
Stop looking down on Pple..

Michelle55:
What's with the generalisation bro?

Please, avoid me. Thank you as you comply!

U guys or Girls in this case are Funny..

Are you not the one who told the Sister dat 5mins sex is TOO SHORT for you??
Dat u prefer a Longer time..even listing different concoctions..

Why are now Forming again? We are adults, here in dis Forum for ffs!! Children are not here..
Let's be Real, sometimes,Ok?..

Michelle55:
5 minutes is relatively small nau shey he will not do pre-intimacy ni? Abi is the guy those ones that just dives in without pre-intimacy?

It wouldn't be a bad idea if he breaks the Guinness Book of records with his sexual stunts (I'm just saying you know)

Nobody should advice him otherwise oh else I go vex, he should take buruntashi mixed with erujeje, banjinotu poka, charger, Davina and a little touch of weed. He would last more than his ancestors in bed.

Don't thank me, what are Nairaland families for

Just admit you like Marathon sex..leave dis plenty talks..
Nobody will beat you..

Naija ladies, I know una na..

Ishilove:
If he wants to have sex for 20 minutes, he should quietly go and get married so he can destroy the ikpu as he wants.

When you have many things on your mind, 7-10 minutes is more than enough time to satisfy yourself and your spouse. Why will anyone want to pound for up to 40 minutes in this Buhari era, bikonu??

Lol, Dats for you o..

If you Jam some Girls, they can go@it for One hour if d Guy can do dat 1hr..They Fcvk like mad!

And biologically, a man is supposed to Ejaculate after 4,5,6 mins..
Then
Wait for some time for 2nd round which takes 15-20 mins..

But Girls of today don't like dat 'waiting interval'..
They want hardcore, marathan, porn like sex!! Dats y Guys take all dis hard Stuffs!!

Ishilove:
Don't kill yourself. If you start from this your young age to start drinking things, by the time you're older you won't be able to sustain an erection because your body is dependent on drugs and other external factors

Dats How it should be..

But you ladies would never have 5 or 8 mins sex..Na better insults dey follow am in some cases..
Dats y Guys don't take chances and damn the consequences!! We must create a big impression n scatter everywhere..

Nobody wants to carry last!
So I won't Blame OP..

Angrygoat:
A car without horn on naija Road,na sure death. Broken or missing Side mirror gam sef na big risk,talkless of no horn. Naija wey be say diff tins dey enter road,from cows,to keke,to yahoo boys who are drunk and speed into ditch, aboki with dia one corner kind of okada dangerous riding,police nko,army convoy. Na u know, if u like no press horn for naija. Na that horn wey u no press go kill u las las.

As in Ehn!!
If you are driving in a Close quarter and wants to bend into a Main street/road, won't you Horn?

So many instances..

I can't understand dis Reno Talk!! Maybe just trying to sound Smart!
He should be smart o. Too many talku talku makes one to be Foolish!..

Congrats to you, Mr Kenzysmith!! Keep up the good work..
Also, find a good Girl and get married!!

Ishilove:
As in. Very obvious lies

Supported, Jare..

Too many lie lie Topics diz days!!

sandra50:
Please do not listen to this

So he should just pick any Girl from the Street and Marry, abi?

It's marriage we talking about here o..

He loves the lady and if she loves him too, He should Wait!..

If she is cool, fine and respectful generally, Wait..Be patient!

Do not Rush into marriage with any Available young lady because you are 34..
Pple still see Marriage as a Competition!
It's the ability of a Man to bring up a beautiful family and Cater for them, without Stress!

When I see some 29, 30 yrs Guys rushing into Marriage, I just Pity some of Dem!..

OP..
U don hear of 'Love and light'?

Dats The new one from our Nigerian Feminists who likes to support rubbish!!

I wish Tonto Dickeh love and light, I wish Annie love and light..

Sonnobax15:

Mennnnnnnn,when she's fair,has small kobo leg,then the boobs must be standing at ease and must be very succulent...Must be tall

Las las,she must get sense

Imagine say you as a guyman dey stroll for road with your Banny and every other guymen cor dey eye her . When you reach house that day,just begin draw map on how you go take lash her get Belle ASAP

Lol,
See d way u dey Analyze..

Lolsss..
All dis unah Topics ehn.
It's like Seun needs to create another thread oo..
Let's say Konji Thread..

OP..
Can't call it Turning me on..
But
I like Slim, tall Ladies with Average sized Boobs!! Like those Runway models..

Doesn't mean, if you give me a gud Plumpy or Busty Babe, I will Refuse, though..

Dagger111:
Baami. Eyan sinzu, agba wire. Last last, na wetin we dey get from all politicians be this:


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Lolsss..
This is Funny AH..

Particularly the Chinese..very smart pple..

Africans nor get sense!! Dats y smart pastors are our Billionaires!!

OhMyGodWtf:
True

Just like one story here in NL.

One random Guy got a job to paint some parts of a University Female hostel, some rooms or so..

This Guy later Fckked two Female hostelers and impregnated Dem!
And those Girls might be forming Uni Babes oo..

Dats attraction for you..

NwaAmaikpe said 'He painted their Uterine Walls with his semen'..
Lols, dat Guy ehn!!

OhMyGodWtf:
Dont be shocked about the irony of life o.

Women have this power of attraction, regardless of thier class of status, they will always be chased by men of different categories.

That why you see boss sleeping with secretary
Husband sleeping with maid
A successful man sleeping with a sexy hawker
Men sleeping with thier workers at shops .

But you'll barely see women chasing mechanics and Male hawkers . .

See you!!
Attraction is Attraction!!

Girls/Ladies pretend alot..
Some of dem secretly eye Mechanics, electricians too..+doz Bricklayers boys with dier Six packs..
If you leave some our Naija Girls with those Guys in a Close corner, better fcvkking will take place..

Dey dia dey Talk!..

Cerebellum:
Una be mumu...who told you Yoruba still hawk agbo, I av stayed in osun for two months in a busy area and I've not even seen one, they have a base
Don't just open your phone and type rubbish

You are very Funny Sha!

So because u haven't seen in Osun, dats how it's everywhere?
In Delta State, some popular places in d morning, it's Yoruba Agbo Seller Girls you will first see..

Most Bus/small car Drivers take the Stuffs to cleanse up dier Systems b4 the Day's job..

Better be Exposed oo and stop dis Village Mentality!..

MALIGNANTGuest:
I don't think you know the meaning of FORGETFULNESS.
The problem we have as Nigerians is we apply spirituality and religion to everything.
The worst happens when University Graduates imbibe such character.
FORGIVENESS is simple.
Forgetting the deed is difficult but that doesn't mean the person hasn't forgiven.

Your BRAIN has memory.
It stores events.
That's why you reproduce things when demanded or not, when necessary or not.
That doesn't mean you haven't forgiven.
AMNESIA is loss of memory.
People suffering from such can forgive & forget.

Oga, To forgive MEANS TO FORGET completely!!
People saying Forgive But don't forget are Deceiving Themselves!!
It means They didn't Forgive@All. They still Harbour grudges/Hate!

When Jesus forgave Peter, he didn't think Back.
When Esau forgave Jacob, Did he Think back?
Even battered wives forgives their husbands, some don't look back!..

You should also remember dat Humans are NOT Perfect!!
If a person Wrongs you, comes to Apologise, Forgive and simply Move on (Forget)..

Coly2012:
Forgiveness only let go of wrong done but can't wipe the memories off, even God don't forget our wrong even when he has forgive us.

How Dare you say this?

If we sin and beg Forgiveness from God, he punishes us alittle and Forgives/Forget completely..
E.g the case of David, Nebuchadnezzar, etc..God can't be remembering the Past!

Anyone that Says I can Forgive but Not Forget is Fooling himself/herself..

True Forgiveness Means Forgetting completely!!

Citygal:
There is nothing of such. Not even in the Bible.


Forgive for your peace but don’t forget so you don’t fall into the same trap again.

Some of you Do not understand the concept of forgiveness@all..

Forgive means YOU MUST FORGET. Thanks to the OP for dis topic!

When the Prodigal son's father forgave him, will d father start remembering the boy's mistakes?
Or when Joseph forgave his Brothers..He will start to remember d Pit?

WibusJaga:

Forget here does not mean to be erased from your memory.
It implies you don't allow any offences of yesterday to be a factor in your judgements & decisions of today.

Baba..
You don Pieces Everything finish!!
Nice One!

OP.
Yes, there is..
You just forgive and accept that the Devilish side of the person manifested..

Den, you hope that the Person Never does the bad deed again..

Kingcalls:
So u think this present PSG team can defeat City?? Lol...ok... e no far again, na next week

They will beat Man City wella, if they want to..
Who be City?

City that lost 3x to Tuchel's Chelsea..
Chelsea go even Beat Dem Again on the 26th of dis month..
Next 2 Saturdays from now! U will see.

Kingcalls:
Akuko... no b only double or triple...na x 1000...deluded fellow.... y im no reach am for Instagram..afterall that one na free

On Instagram, Ronaldo will definitely pass Messi..
The EPL and UK came into Play..

Messi has been in Barcelona, all his Life..

For example, Do you know Bukayo Saka will probably have more Instagram or Twitter Followers dan Erling Haaland due to EPL factor?

Kingcalls:
When he was joining the 6th league in Europe to bully farmers, im no know shey ??
Shey una de compare France with the best league in the world ...clowns

Messi joined PSG because of the club's prospects.. They had Ramos, Wilnajdum, Donnarumma,etc..

He could have gone to City but the club were pursuing Grealish and Harry Kane..

So Don't Blame him.. Even Ronaldo could have been@PSG by now. He was going to City, until SAF called him.

So, Dats it.
Besides, Messi and Co could Give PSG dier dream UCL trophy!! .

Kingcalls:
Wait till the end of the day... Ronaldo fans don't talk about arriving Spain 5 yrs after messis debut. . Y dint Henry break shearers record..afterall shearer started first...wait till he breaks it ,then u can talk... Next thing una go talk na ratio, like say there is any records for best ratio...clowns

Let's see How it will go..
But
Ronaldo pursues Goal records slot. This has helped him.
But some True football analysts still believe Messi Represents the true components of Football..
Passing
Dribbling
Assisting
Scoring..

If Messi was too Goal-concious, he would have scored more Goals than his ratio.. During Neymar's time@Barca, Messi allowed him to take freekicks n Penalties..

Ronaldo don allow anoda Person Take PenalTea for him Life once?

Covidodo:
Nonsense
Ronaldo is more popular than Messi

Probably..
It's because he started with Man Utd which was the Biggest Force in England and a Giant in Europe..
But, I Agree with you..

But really, If Messi had moved to even Arsenal FC, He will measure with or surpass this Ronaldo's Shirt sales!!

patrickmuf:
If Messi had joined United, same thing would have happened...Manchester United have a huge and passionate fan base especially in Asia...

Dats just it..

You can't compare Man Utd and PSG..

Even if Messi or Ronaldo moves to Arsenal FC, the Shirts sales+other merchandise will be Astronomical...

PSG no reach diz UK top clubs..

Man Utd has a Huge FanBase and social media Following. They have Fans all over Africa, Asia and UK. (Ireland, Scotland, Wales,etc)
You can't compare Dem to PSG..

Ronaldo shirts sales will definitely beat Messi.
If Messi moved to Man Utd, he will Double or Triple dis Figures!!

Hmmm, OP.

You want to remind me of those Dayz!..

Did my NYSC in a community close to Zaki Biam, Benue state. The school (PPA) was cool, with nice students..
Just dat the girls had Big Boobs! Even in Markudi, Aliede, Gboko and elsewhere, if you see the breasts of some 12,13 yrs Tiv Girls ehn,
Very Big and succulent looking..

In the school, was invigilating Test from outside one time, one Ss2 girl just came from behind and pressed my back with her Boobs!
She now stretched her hand, pretending to be getting sth from sb..
I Just smiled@her Pattern of shooting shots!.. She herself smiled n walked away.

NYSC aside, some Teenage Girls are something else.
As a guy, If you can't control ur Dicck, you go commit oo!

kriss27:
Why are all of you saying Yusuf? Yusuf that doesn’t have fan base!

My brother, I laugh at You..

You say what?

Yousef got Lots and Lots of Fans! This Bbnaija Game is sheer luck.
Some people will just like sth in you and start supporting you..

Don't underrate Yousef. He has Northern fans and others too.

Lolss..
All dis Funny Topics.
But
Honestly, some female Hawkers are damn sexy!
Particularly all doz Yoruba Agbo seller Girls for early mormor. Some of Dem Backside and Boobs ehn..