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FutureIsFemale:
Never heard of the saying; " All work and no rest make Jack a dull boy"?

The Kind of 'Rest' I see little Children engage in diz days is suspicious..
If they want to Rest@all, dey should be well Monitored!!..

Robertgreene1:
this season is just FANTASTICALLY boring...
by ds time last season...
laycon wz already obsessed abt Erica
Erica wz already obsessed abt kidwaya
Eric nd lilo wr already fvcking each other
praise wz already fvcking Katrina
ozo wz already following Nengi abt like an He-goat...Nengi wz already leading kidwaya on...
vee nd Neo wr so much in love
wathoni wz already desperate 4 a man and
kaisha wz already masturbating...

Bros, You correct
The Organizers will be Developing Tension or Cold Feets by now..
because By now Last Year, Laycon, Erica, Nengi n Big Bobby Dorathy Matters don full everywhere+Nairaland..

The Organizers will also learn..
Not Picking individuals by Merit But by Connection/Recommendations!!

Make Dem Pray hard, make dier Billions nor Waste!!..

FutureIsFemale:
Holiday is a time for rest not a time for learning.

You are advising parents against "holiday lessons" while encouraging "learning new skills". What is the difference there?
Allow those kids to rest joor.

What do you mean by Dey Should REST?
Never heard of the Old saying Dat d Idle Mind is the Devil's Workshop?

D Children in my area
Dey watch Rema's Booty Bounce n Other Explicit Naija Songs on TV..
Is dat Resting??

So, the OP is correct somehow..
If Parents cannot Enrol Dem in Skills Acquisition, Put Dem in Summer lesson..

SIRTee15:
Except u plan to take them on vacation or other leisure activities....then I see no point locking kids at home for 8 weeks doing nothing.
They might as well go for summer lessons n enjoy social interaction.
It's not like u will even have time for them at home.

Just like my Uncle's Kids..
Wen I visited
They were@Home DOING NOTHING!!
They watch Cartoons n even Zeeworld all day.

While
Some in my area, When I pass, I see Dem Watching Rema's Booty Bounce n other Naija Songs on dier TV.
I just SMH..

SEGLIZ:
the greed on the part of school owner. what disgust me most is their dumb and silly excuse of children brain becoming dull before resumption.

what a nasty excuse to milk unsuspecting parents.

My Brother..
Der are some Children that are like dat oo..
Once they re at home for like 4 weeks, dey Forget Everything Academics!!

Even 2 x 5 nah problem..

My Uncle's 6,7 yr old kids are@Home all Day Watching Jimjam, DisneyJunior n even Zeeworld..
If u ask Dem some things in School, dey will be looking@you like Statue..

Wow..
Nice Topic from the OP!!
Dis are the Kinds of topics I like..
Boyfriend and Girlfriend has Overshadowed dis Site!!..

OP..
The Summer lesson is caused by Competition among Private Skuls..
Most Schools particularly Makeshift (Kpako) Schools organize dis lessons to Snatch, 'Steal' or Protect Students..

One Church Skul used dis Bad Tactics in my Area..
During Covid-19 lockdown, dey started Lesson n told the kids to wear Facemasks..
Dier fee was N5000 and Parents dat likes Cheap articles rushed dier all kids to the school..
When Corona Virus ended, The Skul owner begged and Cajoled the parents dat his school is the Best..
Dats how he STOLE doz students from the School dey were Attending B4..

So Inorder not to Lose Students, All diz Private Skuls Organize holiday lesson by Force!!

KanuSE:
Go to your baby daddy's family and seek help.

Bros, if you have Small, just Assist her!!
I feel she is genuine..
Dis Life in Naija currently, Everybody dey manage..

resenne:
Thanks sir. He has never been responsible, he left and has been with another lady, I have to quit my teaching job to ta take care of my baby.please help me.

Owk, nice!!
Just Put down your Acc no..
D one you put is quite jam-packed!!

But nah small I will send..
I nor too get Money like dat..

Rozcol:
Truvel what did I type that's bad,I don't know what i did to all these nairalanders, no comment of mine that won't be castigated.I'm just trying to say the man must have been a bad husband to warrant such behavior from his wife,what's bad in these.

SHUT UP!!
You Bloody, Sentimental Lady!!

A woman wants to snuff life out of her Husband
You were busy Covertly implying dat the Man did her something wrong..
Was it ever Stated in d Story?
It means you are a Murder Sympathizer!!

If you don't like the Bashings you have received,
be Objective next Time, ok?

CharisEleos:
The heart of man is desperately wicked. Who can know it.?

The Heart of Women, You mean??

GIdiata:
Nigerian women and hoeing and wickedness has always been 5.99&6
Cold hearted murderers.

he's that terrible. yet the daughter loves him.

kill him in order to get freedom to hoe around and inherit his lands.

I pity your unfortunate boyfriend/husband now or in future.
IT'S OBVIOUS YOU GONNA KILL HIM AND CALL HIM TERRIBLE.

It's Annoying!!
Dis Females are So Terrible!! They Blame Men for dier Woes n Stupidity!!..
No Wonder Mosdii calls Dem Useless..All of Dem..

lexy2014:
But d little loved her dad. How do u explain that?

You re Minding dat Lady?

She read the Story about the Wickedness of the Woman but still trying to Blame the Father..
Girls/women diz days blame Men for all their Foolish mistakes n Atrocities..

As a woman, never leave your daughter with her Father because Men are Terrible- Sapphire aka Future is Female..

See how Evil her Gender can be..
Always Ready to Kill..

But See True Father/Daughter Love or Relationship which she Tries to Demonize in her Posts..

Cholls:
my brother what if you purpose in this life is to be a prayer agent for people nko

Lol
Prayer Agent for People?
Dem go dey Rise while you go just Dey one Place, abi??
A clear case of Siddon look nah Dog name..

To those Guys complaining dat the BBN is Dull..
Is Like nah True oo..

because dat last year own, Dorathy Gigantic Boobs, Laycon, Erica and Ozo Matter dey trend nah..
And these Housemates Dull true true..

It's Like dis Year go be POOR HARVEST for BBN Organizers..
Dey re in Trouble!!

Mine is Not Really an Advice..
It's a Story a Person told me Which had a Lesson..

That one Guy was living in a not-too- nice Bedsitter While his Friend/Church member was living in a Posh, Self-contained apartment..
This friend now said he wants to move to Another state for a Bigger Job, that d Guy should always Pray for him..
Dat he will give d Guy the Self-contained Free, once he lands d Job..

D Guy now actually started Praying Morning n Night daily, dat his Church member should Clinch d Big Job..
Until he asked himself one day 'You don Pray for better Job for your own self'?

I learnt the Lesson: Focus more on Yourself and Don't put too much into Another man's dreams!!

MufasaLion:
I don't take advise, I advise people.

Stop claiming boss..
Everyone needs an advice @critical times of dier lives..
Unless You Still be small pickin..

Drella:
I for one, can't stand seeing babe in pain when disvirgining.I feel I'm hurting her especially with the blood ish again.

I still don't get the advantage of virginity.Just to brag that "I married my wife a virgin?"
Disvirgining is not even sweet for both parties.

My Brother..
Der is big Advantage in marrying a Virgin Girl....
The knowledge dat she has not enjoyed any man's Dicck puts your mind so much@ease..Dat only ur Dicck has colonized her Territory..

because if you have stumbled upon Girls discussing about dier Sex escapades with Men, you will not like to marry Non-virgin..
Dey will describe d Different Diccks, Sex Styles, how d man cum, how they cum,etc..
Hmmm,

Very Foolish Girl!!
500k from pocket money Savings or Towtow Business?
And really, some 26,27 year old Girls are like dis..
Very Shallow in reasoning..
Dey will make you to Reason Mosdii's one line Quote..

Drella:
Lol
If you marry a virgin,she can one day want to have the experience of what other dick feels like!

Correct reasoning..
Particularly If she come go get one Bad, Sexual Experienced Friend..
Or she stumbles upon Pornography n starts to see all doz Bigg Dicck!!
But All in All,
It's Still d best..
No man will say he doesn't want a Virgin Wife..

Drella:
Kissing no get plural nah

Boss,all these one wey you talk,shey na for girlfriend wey person dey date?Or any female friend?

Lolss..
For serious Girlfriend where you are thinking of long term or Marriage, you can decide to wait like d OP..
But for Random or Casual Babe, d Doccking can be on dat same Day you met her..

All in All,
Observe and Study her Body language i.e. Sexual responses..
because some Girls wen you feel say nah Good,decent Girl ehn,
Dem can Fvcck like those American Porn Babes..
So Just be Smart!!

Owk
Nice one for Liquorose..
But Really, She is an Instagram Diva before this..
I follow her on IG..
She Has been posting Dance videos since way back 2016..
She and her Crew are even Video vixens..
Used to dance in Patoranking music videos in 2015,2016..
Nice one, all d same..

Hmm
Another Topic again..

OP..
Der is no Time Limit!!
You can Start@any time!

Just Try to Sense When she is Ready!!
From time to time, Be Flirting with her..
Tell her things like 'Let me still touch Boobs nah, or let's do some Kissings or succk some Nipps nah.'

Watch her Responses..
If She's smiling but saying No nah or Abeg Stop Jor, She will have Sex with you sooner Dan later..
But If She Stone Face and Violently Push you away or even Warn you,
My Brother..
Think Twice about the 'investment'

Polynek:
I no b Indomie generation oo, I was born in 98, jox dat I was very broke den all my agemates don de use fone den nal, poverty na bastard

Oh, sorry for dat..
Don't worry, All of us go make d money in dis Naija..
But as I said..
U didn't even need big phone for 2go..With 4k or 5k phone, u download the App..
It's only Nokia Torchlight phone dat was not 2go-enabled..

OP
All dis una Posts ehn..
Well..

For many, It is When they finally Fvcck a man for money or for Pleasure....
Once dey have started (particularly when it's for Money), der's no going back..
By Then, Any decent, Clean-Looking Guy with Good Skills in Telling Lies will Fvcck her..

And It's Terrible for any man to Tell a Lady 'I want to fvck you'..
Just Respect her, Talk to her smoothly, Pay the right Fee and she gives you the Cookies..

Promiseibritam:
Congrats
still remember wen my mate been dy boost mouth challenging on who to b on the highest Level

come c competition we turn our presence to "AWAY" Just to move our star level.
kai

Lolss..
This thread dey make me remember doz 2010/2011 days..
Men used to Leave dier 2go on Throughout the Nite..
because they dey want dier Star to upgrade by all means..
Den When a Person on Master is chatting with Someone on Amateur, he will be like 'See Dis Small Boy'..

LordVoldermort:
It was from 2go I learnt to interact with girls realized that hot girls are surprisingly not that hard to get, also missed the chatroom quiz where they give free 2go credits, i still dislike WhatsApp for killing it...

My rank was Master the only guy in my class that reached that rank, made me a celeb.

Lols..
Me, It was from 2go I learnt dat most Girls are Sex Freaks and Highly Polygamous i.e desiring plenty boyfriends..

because formerly, I was believing in d Biological Info dat 'women don't like sex and have low sex drive'..

But in 2go, I now saw dat Girls, particularly 18,19,20 years old Sexual urges is Sth else..
In Chatrooms, you will see many demanding to see a Guy's Dicck or will Boldly display dier Nudes..
This Site Sha..
U don't get to see things on FB or Whatsapp

OP, Can't remember o..
But
2go!!
For me, It's the GREATEST Social media site ever made..
Better dan Facebook, WhatsApp,etc..

Had many Interesting Side attractions..
Football, dating, Sex, Relationship, University Chatrooms..
Den Many pple get 2go Boyfriend and Girlfriend Tire!!
It's like some Pple find Wife marry for inside 2go sef..

And It Had Privacy..As in you must accept a Person B4 the person gets to see anything about you..
But FB and WhatsApp, once someone gets your phone number, he or she can secretly b monitoring all your Posts/uploads..

2go wasn't like dat..
I Miss d Site for real..

KingDash:
what's 2go

Kai!!
You and Polynek nor use 2go?

Is like you guys are Indomie generation Children oo (Born in year 2000+)..

because Everybody in Nigeria was on 2go..It was not Phone-selective@all..
With small phone n data, you could chat and Communicate all year long..
I miss 2go really..

majamajic:
Mine is Catholic church , I normally go there if I need a good girl to date

It's a good hunting ground for me , even though am not Catholic , but now I can conduct Catholic mass now

Lol,
U want come collect our Fine Babes, abi?? Wetin do ur own church babes?

You need to present your Randy Penis to d Rev.Fr..
Make he spray Holy water put, so that he calm down..