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The Northern Cabal simply want WAR in Nigeria!!
Or@least a COUP DE TAT, Where a Northern Army will take over n rule..
because
They have seen that dier Backward region is 100 years behind the south!!
Dier plans will fail Ijn!

thinksquad:
If you get even 10m self , you no go remember all dis food. I dey tell you, na wan you broke,e go dey come back.

Yeah..
I think for most people..
However, der is one that will tempt you to go back to even if u have N100 million..

Rickmann:
First, what's ur definition of an 'average meal' cos everything you've mentioned aren't average meals to me. I think the problem is, sometimes we forget we are Nigerians.. Whether you are a low ,middle or high class individual , those things you listed up there are some our staple foods in this part of the world..

By Average meal, it means mostly eaten due to financial constraints..

I doubt if d Adenugas, Dangotes, Otedolas would be take kulikuli n garri, bread and fanta, etc as lunch or breakfast..
But for undergraduates and low income earners, it's a normal stuff..

Dats y I call Dem 'average'..

muller101:
Average food in Nigeria? Not under booohari.

Lolsss..
You are correct oo..


Somebody said
In dis Buhari/Apc regime, 'Even BigMan Wife Don dey buy Bongafish for market'

Tinyemeka:
Akpu, egusi and vegetable soup. With plenty diced kanda.

No matter how much I achieve, I'll always make my omelette. I've never been satisfied with the quality and taste when it's done by another person.

I think I'm a low maintenance kinda guy and there are some simple things of life that leave me amazed. Like the miracle of non-stick pans and marinated roast pork.

Brotherly!
All this ones are Big men's Food nah..
Average family fit prepare 'Marinated roast pork' to Chop?

tnerro1:
Garri with cold water and dry fish. Even when I leave this country, I go still order for am for where I Dey

Correct,boss!!
Dats called soaking garri and Fish.
No time..

I don't know..
But the people Upthere criticizing the OP, did he ever say he does Bestiality?

Supposing it's Just a Question? Afterall, we don't know What crime it will be categorized under!

Some of u Guys just rush to Judge and Accuse pple..
You guys don't behave like Educated or Enlightened pple@all..

Psalmspsalms:
This is clear pornography. Can u actually sit comfortably and watch this program with ur parents. Its so unafrican

What is u guys problem?
U know wat is Pornography so?
Have you ever seen Dicck, Boobs, Pussy, Sucking of breasts, etc on this BBN?
U guys just be Exaggerating Rubbish!

Hmm..
Ok nah!
Hope dis DJ Nana will perform?
Let Dem Party n enjoy demselves!!

To you BBNAIJA hater, if you re watching Epl, la liga, Telemundo, Zeeworld, Porn, NBA,etc..you have NO RIGHTS to criticize@all..
Of All are TIME WASTERS! Chikena..

airsaylongcome:
Lol! My time na when we dey call am BBS before e turn to EBS and DBS. Back 8m the day of Terry Mackson, Ukodo, Madam Chopper, Eshaeghara etc. Back when we dey look forward to mock news and Sunday request show

Hmm..
Old Warri!
Ukodo, Madam Chopper, Okon,etc..
N Terry Mackson (Tunde Omonode) when come be like 'warri Micheal Jackson'
With his hit songs, Baba Tunde or so..

ncoolsome:
How u guys think deep to produce stupid comments baffles me..

But he got 7 likes oo?
I wonder how d comedians picx is related to Biafra n Oduduwa issue..
Didn't know some persons noticed it too..

lastchild:
sincerely speaking, this year bbnaija is a flop, big time, even biggie himself knows

It is gaining ground little by little..
Particularly
With Quarells n fights like dis..
BBN Organizers will b praying for fights amongst Dem..
Dats what will give the show publicity n from der, they get dier profits through votes..

Shellsploit:
dankwa and offio

Lol
BigMan dey chop Dankwa..
Am just thinking about it..

What's Offio by d way?

BigMoneyeye:
bread, milk and some groundnut unfortunately I haven't been able to afford it in a long time now. Man's broke

OmoBoy!!
Meaning under this Buhari/Apc govt, Bread, milk and Groundnuts can't be called Average meal again oo..
It's an Intercontinental Dish!

Officialgarri:
Rice and chicken. Because when I become a billionaire, I'll be eating gold as breakfast, silver as lunch and diamond as dinner.

Hmm..
This seems like a Sarcastic comment..
Bro, is it?

zickyclef:
Seun op say make u create rich men section. As I no get money I no fit answer abeg

Lolsss..
This guy, you re very funny..
It will be billionaire's section, abi?
But
I actually meant, if or when you become a Billionaire..
Not as at d present..

HONESTFACT101:
explain average food

Lol
The Guy is angry already..

Might want to argue..
But there are some Food we eat..
It is probably due to financial situations..
E.g Oil (concoction) rice..
Dats d Average food I'm referring to..

Ynix:
Garri, kuli kuli and ground nut

Lols..
Correct,Boss!!
Sometimes, you can't let go of some Stuffs..

Topic!
One time Popular comedian Emeka Smith said in his poverty days,
he so much liked Oil beans and Bread..

And when he became a Millionaire and his female Cook presented d Menu for the day n asked for his choice,
he found himself still saying..
BEANS and BREAD..

So Guys, If you are a BILLIONAIRE, Tell us the Kpako (average) meal you will still Eat!..i.e you cannot do without..

E.g
*Bread and Coke
*Beans and garri..
*Garri and palm oil.
*Tapioca (kpokpogari)
*Madiga..
*Shelled (broken) Groundnuts
*Oil Rice..
Etc..

MINE IS: Bread and Groundnuts..Even as Dangote, I will use pattern to chop am..

What's yours?

jahsharon:
Lawyers here should be ready to defend me in Court at discounted price because the day I come across the drug addict Ishaq Akintola or his childhood friend FFK on the streets, I will beat them till they go unconscious.

The two drug addicts have brought so much shame to the Yoruba nation

Good!!
For Fani Kayode, just free him!

But Akintola, Give am Correct beating!
If everything cast..
Seun go tax all of us N1000 each to cover for your Legal fees!!

LordVoldermort:
I wonder who used to listen to Daddy choki, ninja bike, Lady, Shakara, Boys2men

All these old people forming innocenti

Lols..
It's always like dat..
The Older generation criticizing the younger..
But really
Many of Bbnaija critics are not Righteous demselves in d 1st place..

Even this Akintola dude, may be patronizing Oloshos low-key or fvcking one 13 yr old Girl steady..
BTW, I don't see what's in d show dat causes concern..hw many nudity or sex have been shown sef?

Tkash01:
All of you saying shits about bbn, if any of you don intentionally watch any form of porn since the show started or have sex with someone you've not married, ona go die young ni

That is my Greatest confusion about these BBN critics..
Many still Watch porn 24,7..
N have multiple partners..
I hardly get dier points..

Diz Blockhead Man!!
Fulani Worshippers who can throw his Yoruba pple under d Bus..

All d evils of Apc/Buhari regime, have hesaid anything?
*Human rights abuse
*Gagging of media
*General unemployment
*Favouritism towards Fulani/Hausa,etc..
It's Big Brother dat it's dier problem..

They want to Turn Nigeria into a Sharia State n some Fools here will b supporting Dem!!

The Organizers of the BBN has already told u dat it's NOT BY FORCE to watch!!

Why all dis pain?

Hmm..
Either this ur story is Fake..
Or
The Girl must be damn Ugly!! Maybe she nah worwor gurl with K-legs n Flat Ass..

Dats y you re rejecting her..n dats y her School Mother feels free to leave her with you..

So OP!!
Na which of the 2?

BruncleZuma:

Oga
Why you come Shine your teeth over this matter?

Nice one, Baba!!

Obj the Greatest Boss!!
Non-Tribal President!!

See Useless Buratai dat couldn't handle insurgents ran to Benin republic to ask for the head of Igboho!!
Dis Hausas has oppressed pple too much in dis country!!

N some Fools support Dem!

Samfloxin:
What of the one you collected from her?

Lolsss..
Correct oo..
Very valid question!!
When OP dey do Kerewawa with d Girl, didn't he know that in life 'U win some,U lose some'?

OmovuduTheBeast:
This post na better post!

, I AM BACK!!!

THE TORMENTOR IS BACK!

OmovudutheGreat Beast!!
The Scourge/Attacker of MannaVulture Griller..
From Otokutu, Delta State, rite?

Ur name dey strike Fear !!
I greet you Sir!

fasho01:
That marriage is a serious thing one shouldn't rush into

Very correct..
Many guys are rushing in now..
Branding demselves 'married men league's..
It favours some..
But for many, dey can't cope with d Huge financial n physical responsibities..
n not praying bad o, some could run into debts in d future..

Ademolaononuga:
I am deeply concerned about Nairaland these days. I sent a protest letter to the Mods about unsavoury irredentism, ethnocentric and vile comments on this forum lately and what I get is a ban!

Sincerely, I am bemused by this behaviour and it is suspect that the handlers of this forum are intolerant to contrary views.

Whoever blocked me should know that nothing lasts forever.

This country is not sole property of anyone!

Young man!
From the days of John the Baptist, the Kingdom of God suffereth VIOLENCE and VIOLENCE taketh by Force!!

Think about dis,ok?

@the OP!!
Ibrahim Babangida (IBB) is not 71!
He was born in 1941..
Should be 80 years!!

Buhari was born in 1942..
80 years next year..

Check well b4 posting next time..

Ishilove:
Why will you hit in the first place? Why the vawulence?

That aside, the reason why society advocates that you the man don't hit a woman when she hits first is because when you retaliate, you are likely going to do so with more force than she did because males are biological stronger than females, thereby inflicting more damage on her than she ever possibly can on you.

However, violence begat violence. I have brothers and I will not like them to be manhandled by anyone, male or female. I'm a firm believer of equal opportunity ass whopping so don't hit if you don't want to get hit. If you slap, expect to receive slakpata in return.

This Nairaland's Ishilove ehn!!
All your points and responses are always concise n devoid of any bias..
You re Blessed!!