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Many Topics on Relationship issues or matters..
Let me Join the bandwagon..

Some Years Back, A friend of Mine ( A Mature guy) told me dat..
Once a Lady or Young married woman starts telling you lots of Stuffs about her Boyfriend or husband,
It means she conciously or Subconsciously have Feelings or Lust for you and If you are a Bad Guy, You Should Go ahead to Bang her..

Saying this because I have A Female Colleague..
She isn't dat Pretty but her Big, Bouncy Boobs tho... .. She always Tells me alot about her Boyfriend/ Fiance..
My boyfriend likes Fried fish, Does not like Zeeworld@all, hates to go on outings, Likes Tight jeans, My boyfriend dis, My Boyfriend dat..
I will just be listening to her (and looking@doz Boobs, ) and Remembering What my Guy told me Years back..
Dat Wen Ladies Starts telling you Stuffs like Dis, She does not Mind you dating and Banging her secretly..

So Guys and Particularly Married Peeps, IS DIS TRUE??
NO PRETENSE PLS!! Nairaland is an Adult Forum...Let Us Learn!!

Hmm..
This Man's facts are mostly true.

Particularly d one of Prof Woke Soyinka..
Dat he gradg with 3rd Class..
Dis one gave many 3rd Class candidates in my Department Morale ehn..
They were like 'Nor be by First Class or 2.1 oo??

Also some said 'Bill Gates even Finish School'..
Hope this isn't a LIE too?

I thought one of the Rules of Nairaland is NOT TO Mock other people's Tribe..
Conciously or unconsciously..

OP!!
Accent is normal
Even in England (UK), there is
London accent..
Merseyside accent..
Birmingham accent..
Cardiff accent..etc..

Your own Tribe..
Does the speakers not express the accent while speaking English??
And Hope u also find it offensive or annoying too?

DrFunmisticGlow:
Oga!! Abort mission

Completely Abort!!
Some peeps Here are so Funny, or should I say Ignorant..
Saying the OP only wants to Fvckk her..

Sexual Attraction is d Spark of any Relationship..
When the Girl sees d Guy, she should be able to have Naughty thoughts about him..
same as the Guy, he should be able to think about Sex with her @least once in awhile, When they haven't Done it..

But if d Partners don't feel any of these, Dat Relationship is a Sham and will Crash very soon!!

I have been in d OP'S shoes..Babe went Churchy, always preaching, wearing long Skirts, talking about wat her Female Pastor/Mentor told her..
It wasn't Easy@All!!

OP..
End the Relationship!!
@least if she is still young, she can get another Boyfriend to Marry..

Your married n normal life will be doomed if you marry a person who doesn't Arouse you sexually when he/she is naked..
Frustration will set in..

I have been on dat Boat B4..
Was dating one Girl..
Suddenly she started attending a New generational Pentecostal church and became 'spirikoko'..
Everything na Church programme, Sunday service, Evangelical outreach, etc..

Feelings were lost..
When I touched her, it was just for doing sake and Soon she also Lost Feelings too..

So OP!!
Quit now!!

Sonnobax15:

That year for Delta state polytechnic,ozoro..me and my guy put garri for frying pan,add palm oil,plus onions,,salt and small maggi,we cor fry am small and na so we settle lem am oh....

That was way back in 2015 cha....

Efe,I wish say you dey for nairaland,you for remember this one..

See this Guy..
Wat u did is NOT a weird food combination..

Garri, mixed with palm oil and Fried for some time is sweet..
D Ijaws eat this with fresh fish Peppersoup..
It's a nice Meal..

Ain't seen anything Yet!!
Dats how most Nigerian Feminists are..
Bitter, Single Ladies..

28,29,30,32 Yrs old Girls who have Played with Men but Lost in the Pussy Game..

They now become Men Haters and join the Feminist bandwagon..
Only Dem can help themselves!!..

OP
This is a Small thing..
A Man can even be celibate for 2 years..
Only dat he will be having much Wet dreams n maybe urges too...

Like me..
When I am making Profits in my Lil business, I hardly think of Babes/Sex..
It's Money that will dominate my mind all through..

Just like it was said dat d Great Isaac Newton lived all his Life as a Virgin because his mind was about technological Inventions..

williams85:
Are you ok?
Why would you compare this nonsense with EPL?
Just stop it!

Lol, my Brother..
All of Dem is the same..
If it's Nudity or sex you want to talk, BBnaija hardly shows such stuffs..

BBnaija, EPL, Euro, Zeeworld, etc are all The Same..
Time Wasters!!..
It's the Same long Hours you spend Watching/following Dem..

Plomo:
Manna…….

Lol..
Manna Must Win this contest..
He will get a Landslide Victory!! No Competition..

Lolsss..
Funny Thread..

Who Else??
Has to be MannaVultureGriller aka Buhari Pickin'..
Also Simplyleo, Bosstrevor, Madridguy and other members of ANZ..(Association of Nairaland zombies)..

Also Sapphire who has now changed her moniker to FutureisFemale..
Change her name but Behaviour nor Change@all..

CSTRR:
This is a wrong mentality in the 21st century.
And you are a woman for that matter.

Are you saying if you marry outside your tribe, the child is not yours?

Biologically, it probably belongs to the mother more.
She fed him in her womb.

Na just spermm papa pour.

What??
How Dare you call Sperm 'just'??
Sperm is like Seed dat makes up the Life of a Plant..
Be Very KiaFul oo..

Romanoff:
Two tribes laying claims to the guy.

Yorubas claim his name is Adetokunbo, Igbos claim it's Ugochukwu.

Which one we go believe now?

This Guy na Ijaw Man now..
He should Trace well..

Go to Bayelsa or Delta..
You will see Opiekumo, Kolokuma, Faikumo, Bienkumo and other Kumos..

SavageResponse:
It's only people who have low self esteem that have the time to be worrying about that!

Really??
Owk..
Let's end the talk@dis juncture

Lolss..
See the BBNAIJA Haters up there..
Truth is..
If you are watching either EPL, La Liga, Zeeworld, Telemundo, Xvideos, Pornhub, WWE, American NBA,etc..
Den you don't Have ANY rights to Criticize those who watch BBnaija..

All of Dem are Entertainment Acts staged to Get mass followership..

The Only Critics I will Respect n agree with is NTA fans or DeeperLife/Lord Chosen members e.g Righteousness89 or 2..

Otherwise, You are a Joker!!

Bizibi:
I would have loved omo agege but apc is in disunity in Delta State and their failure in Federal is so glaring that it will be risky to vote them in.....if you vote them in,they might even do worse.

You see it?
Every right Thinking Urhobo does not Trust Omo Agege..
Particularly as he is an APC Member n supporter of Evil Buhari n his Cabal..

James Manager has seen this and Quickly put in his Interest..
B4 Omo Agege will think of decamping to PDP.(Of which he might b Rejected, )

James Manager is a Smart Guy, You guys don't know..

Studentdelta2:
Omo agege and evil apc will never smell dat seat.. 4 ur notice, i am an urhobo

Correct Guy!
Omo-Agege can NEVER be Gov of Delta State as an APC member..

D Funny and Surprising thing is dat It is the Urhobos turn to Rule in 2023..

But Ibori just like in 2007, does not Trust any PDP Urhobo man to defeat Apc's Omo Agege in d 2023 Polls..
Edevbie, Gbagi, Who again..

Dats Where Sen James Manager comes in..
He has the clout and Experience to clinch d Governorship Position n Save Delta from the APC/Fulani Invaders..

Aurelius1:
People just write anything to trend. From the picture, Ibori is praying for him and in Delta State where I come from, whenever one is being prayed for he kneels down with his palms stretched in front of him. That's exactly what's depicted in the picture, nothing more.

You are very Correct..
If you want to contest in African Politics, u Must Visit Godfather..
Sen James Manager knows he has a Very Tall Tree to Climb..in trying to be Delta Governor in 2023..
Hence he has to visit Chief Ibori..

Lolss..
In Politics, Particularly African Politics..
This is called 'Stooping to Conquer'..
It's nothing Strange!!..

For Non-Deltans..
Under rotational rule, It's the Urhobos (Delta central) turn to Rule in 2023..
So Sen James Manager as an Ijaw man knows he is Upsetting the Apple's Cart in trying to Contest..
He knows he is trying to take d chance of Urhobos..
Dats y he is kneeling..

Otherwise, He Would NEVER..
N Surprisingly, Ibori and the Urhobos might just say ok' You can Have it..

SavageResponse:
Na small pikin mentality dey worry you!

UncleKoboko is Actually Correct!!

Any lady that is inviting her Ex Boyfriend to her Wedding still Loves him!!
Forget All these Excuses some will Give..

And If She has a chance to Fvcck d Guy B4 the Wedding, She will not waste any time to give him Pussy!!..
Dats how one of my Ex Babe was inviting me, Saying I should come oo, dat she has Few Friends and I will also help for 1 or 2 Preparations..
Me I knew she wanted some Diccking too..
D Guy later disappointed her Sha..

Even Ladies themselves Will be so Angry if they hear dat their Fiance invited his Ex-Girlfriend to their wedding..
NOBODY likes this Sh*t!!

So You're the Wrong Person Here!!..

JayB11:
Similar with my Ex. I got her wedding IV, but about a month to her wedding, i was asked to report for an exercise that would take me away for months. When i informed her that i would be absent at her wedding, she broke down stating how "heart broken" she felt. Literally, i got baffled, had to ask myself if i was actually going to be the groom or if she was kinda harboring any sinister motive. THEY WILL NEVER SEE ME OOO!!!!

Hmm, See dis Guy..
Dat ur Ex still loved you..U wer not Smart enough to notice..
She wanted you to Witness her Big Day..She was not Faking Anything..
D Feelings are or were still der..

If you and her had Chatted few days B4 the Wedding, Don't b surprised she would have invited for last Fvckk..
But, dats in the past now..Next time, Be Observant n be smart!!..

pregnantMan:
Op, this is exactly the same way am feeling at the moment.. I hate seeing calls coming from close friends or anybody..I just want to be far away from people physically..maybe scroll through social media jst looking at pics nd videos..I hate seeing chats frm people..

Dats also what I told the OP!
You re just in a Phase of Life..

This is mainly due to Disappointment of how some things didn't turn out well, Missed opportunities you have had, some kind of betrayal from Friends, etc..

One Pastor told my Brother day he DOESN'T trust anybody in this life..Dat humans are Terrible..
Dat B4 he can trust a person, it has to be proved like 20x..Dat he rarely does anything serious with Human beings.. Pastor oo!!

So It's like Dat..
But As I told the OP, this Phase will pass..
You will find urself associating with more pple soon..
Particularly If get married, get a new Job, travel to a new place,etc..

@the OP!!
There is NOTHING wrong with you@all..
Either you are an Introvert or You have reached a stage in ur life When you are Trying to Get things right..
It's normal..
Suddenly, you will see yourself having a job, meeting new friends, doing sth new, etc..

Sonnobax15:

That year for exam hall,when a supervisor say pens up and you never write anything for your answer sheet....Na once guyman go begin jerk...Then boooommm,one kind liquid wey dey slippery go just come out from my john-thomas...

Guyman go come feel relaxed ......But who no know go think say everything dey alright but na only God know the kind soapy wey him alone don rescue guyman from

Wat?
In a Classroom?

Is it Dat d Invigilator is a Lady with Big Yanch or What??

Drsnives:
Infections too much for. Puna ds days thats why man dea opt for something cheaper n safer

Kai!!
Cheaper and Safer?

Jeon:
Yes, he's the one. He also claimed that his soulmate denied him sex.

Go through his topic and see

Lolsss..
Just OP Alone Jare...

He is still a Young Chap!
Everybody pass thru dis Stage..
He will be better in the future..

Fiscus105:
Leave mumu a sex starved who couldn't have any story to share but resulted to share his close friend experience. I think he is angry because girls don't use to go down with him and using the opportunity to transfer his own sex starved personal aggression on you.

See the Way u carry Woman matter for Head like Dandruff?
U turned to her Lawyer under 2 secs,abi?

You like/have Feelings for a Guy, you rigmarole or do 'merry go round' with him..
Later, he Leaves..You start to Regret!!..
Does it make good sense?

My own post, I don't have..
So I posted my Guy own to contribute to the OP's Thread..
Is it a bad thing?
So Plz, Reason things properly before Getting Charged up..
But If It's some Punny you are aiming at here, would understand though..

Ginaz:
Don’t make me angry o ... oga lawyer wey sabi case well well . I have the right to keep myself if I want to .

And you wonder why girls don’t want to share their stories, it’s cos of mumu talk like this.

Lol..
This Babe, You are Funny though..
Wat have I said that you are getting Upset like dis?
From what you yourself posted, you said You still Miss him..
It means You wished U got into a proper Relationship and Fvccked!!..
If You guys got intimate n fvckked like 30x, you wouldn't be Missing him like you are doing., Really!!..
If you like Deny this, not my Concern..
Bye for now!..

This Boy..
You re a Funny dude..
Kettle calling Pot black..
See ur screenshot chat with d lady Jeon..

Are you the one who posted about 'Standing Doggy position'?
Or how you dream about Fvckking a Girl with braids..

Are these mature/sensible Posts??

Maybe you re still a 21 yr old Kid but you Better Grow up!!

UncleKoboko:
If I see your ex at our wedding I could make life unbearable for you..................

An ex you've had sex with, both of you can still fvch eachother if the situation presents itself

SOME VERY FOOLISH GIRLS WILL EVEN STILL REPORT THEIR HUSBAND TO THEIR EX IF THEY HAVE ISSUES.
SOME WILL STILL ASK FOR ADVICE...
SOME WILL STILL USE THEM AS SHOULDERS TO CRY ON WHEN THEY ARE HURT

ANY WOMAN THAN TRIES THAT WITH ME WILL NEVER HAVE PEACE....







BE WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, Baba Don Vexx!!..
Meaning You Will Wire Her Koboko?

Gochie:
FalseProphet, what happened to your original handle. Hope they never ban you.

I am not FalseProphet1 oo..
Look@the Emoji..
He doesn't do emojis..

Just representing him since u did want not to comment
This kind topic needs his presence ..

Grace001:
I had similar experience with yours, a friend of mine die hard Buharist who always bully people on Facebook told me last week that he is so broke and things are rough with him. But I pity sha, I assisted him with the little I can afford.

Unfortunately these zombiès are feeling the heat too

U Really tried..
If it Was me, Nothing for Him!!

How can any sensible and Right thinking Person be supporting 'Buhari'?

*Nepotism
*Banditry
*Attempted gagging of the Media..
*Bullying of Senate and HOR..
*Human rights Abuses..
*Killings of Citizens..

It is sickos, Suspected Sadists and Terrible humans dat still support Buhari..
Many of Dem Zombies are Suffering now..

A friend who enjoyed Npower from 2018-2020 and was Stylishly supporting Buhari is currently struggling now..
Me I nor dey Send am@All..
Let Everybody Manage..