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SimplyFacts:
I want to believe this is just a joke. Would you really be fine losing a life because of hatred? Ti a ba n ja, bii ki a ku ko.

How would you explain to me that you aren't worse than Buhari?

If your story is true, can you help with his bank account number

Goan Sit Down!!
It's like you have not reasoned with this Buharists!!..
After all d Failures of d Impostor Jubrin, They still Deny or blame Pres Good luck Jonathan..
Look@d Country now.

Bandits Killings..
Naked Favouritism for Hausa pple..
Hunting of Freedom fighters..
Massive Unemployment..
'Buhari' even had d Stupid guts to say 'Youths Should behave demselves b4 he gives Dem Jobs'

Was Jonathan, Yaradua or OBJ government like dis?
Dat Mumu Buharist Should Suffer in his Poverty State!!
Or he can come to Nairaland and post his Acc no..
MannaVultureGriller, Simplyleo, Bosstrevor and co will contribute d money for his wife's healthcare..

falcon01:
its cool if they do it and have control over themselves.

Damn..
I meant DON'T..
Don't allow Dem make same mistakes..

Drsnives:
Steady soapy no allow man knoe watin be wet dream

Lolsss..
Take it easy..
Dont Goan condemn your Dicck oo..

HONESTFACT101:
10. you may get EXterminated

Ha, Bros!!
You deserve N10,000 Alert..

You Will surely get Exterminated!
Once you have had an Affair with a Girl, fvccked her and Left hee, Never Go back There again..
Particularly if you have a Fine Girlfriend@dat Time..
The Ex Girlfriend Will say you are using her for only Sexx ..
Once a Woman has GRUDGE towards you, Run Very Far!!
@Smellysperm, Okafor Law Kee you dia..

Daveambition:
My own happen when I clock 16yrs..
My sis bestie back then was always coming to we houz every weekend to stay overnight...
That weekend was just we two at home and this was in the afternoon.
We two don watch foreign movie go far until sleep carry her, while she was sleeping i was busy starring at her boobs and phat ass..

Later that night, I had dreams of I & her smooching, when I woke up at bout 11/12am my short was soaked wet..
Na then I realise say, Obi is no longer a Boy.
I quickly ran to the bathroom to change short & suddenly I met her standing next to the kitchen door..
I couldn't hide the wet spot on my short, so she was able to see the whole yama-yama..

Lucky for me, prolly a month after that incident my sis bestie freely allow me dig her..
Aunty Peace, Jah bless you wherever you at rn...

Atewo for the Baddo..
But how can a Boy have his First Wet Dream at 16yrs?..
Hope nor be Lies you dey Blow oo?

falcon01:
I actually jerked of semen before having my first wet dream!! Can't blame me, I was a teenager young and Horņy every day every hour. That was a very messed up phase in my life but as I grow older I gained control and tried sex couple of times, felt awesome too and I realized sex isn't as a great as it is thought to be so Now non if those things worry me again.

Ahhh..
Dat means you jerked off Quite early ooo..
Well, not bad..
Just teach your Son(s) to repeat your mistakes..

Someone said In Nigerian Relationships, 'Billing' is a Must!..
I.e. Asking for Financial Assistance..
That's why some of our NL Brothers have joined Redpillers Association or Vaseline Crew..

Mine is..
My Girlfriend Asked for a Whooping N75,000 for Rent Fee..

She was a Student of College of Education, Warri and was Staying in a Nice Hostel since the School doesn't have anything like Female Hostel..
I told her I have only N10,000
She said it is not Enough and cried dat she will be Thrown out!..
I cried too that she can be going to Lectures from home..

Her Parents House was not too far from the Institution..
She wanted to be forming Posh/Independent School Babe but Can't pay d Prize..

Can Yahoo boys or Even some Married men give Thier Girlfriend 75k?

So Share Yours!!..

So Many Topics on Nairaland these days!!..
Let me Add mine..
A Quirky and Funny Topic!!

THE FIRST TIME YOU HAD WET DREAM!!..
MINE..
Was Around 12 or 13..
Was having an Afternoon nap and boom, I woke up to see Some 'White Thick liquid' and
Was Shocked.. ..
Hadn't even watched Porn den to know wat Sperm is about..
Later, I discussed with my Senior bro and he told me 'Well, means you can father a child now'..

One of my Guy's experience was Hell Funny..
Said he thought it was gonorrhea and was almost crying. .
because he watched one movie 'Our Daily Bread' where Mr Ibu had Gonorrhea and was pissing yellow puss..

SO GUYS SHARE YOURS!!..

dacblogger:
The child looks sick.probably down syndrome.

Hello, U know what is Down's Syndrome so??
That Child is Pretty normal..Only Hunger and d Strange environment is wat is causing dat Kind of face..

Anyway, I know d Catholic Church will take care of him Till Eternity!!
GOD BLESS D CATHOLIC CHURCH..

Oh!!
This is Nostalgic..
See Dihno, Roberto Carlos, Deco, Rivaldo and others..
When Football was Tough!!..
Diz Days VAR, Media Hyping and Politics has killed the game somehow..
Lack of Skills and too many penalties given for soft fouls..
Wen I see d 2 penalties C Ronaldo used to score against France in d Euro2020, I just shake my Head..
By the way, Y Zidane and Ronaldo Nazario de Lima nor play?

Hmmm..
All the Snake, Rabbit,eaters on Nairaland..
Lalasticlala pple Dem..

Sheybi Una dey Hear?
Be KiaFul oo..

Where is Mosdii d Great?
Ur Highly Powerful quote is much needed in dis Thread!

Where is Mosdii d Great?
Ur Highly Powerful quote is much needed in dis Post!!

Ishilove:
Ask God, don't ask us.

All dis Threads dey create ehn..

Dis is a Topic I watched today Publiy holiday on one DStv music station (Planet or Urban music or so)..They asked and told respondents to Attach songs dey like the Station to play..

OP must have watched it n Has rushed to Nairaland to create topic on it..

BigDawsNet:
My Ex den...it was a very short relationship then...

We together alone in a room, we we're already making out but not the real sex ..

She's a kind of lady with "promise me you will marry me"?

So again while making out...she rasied the question again...

I couldn't lie to her face!
I told her I can't promise

She got up adjusted her bra also dress up and said we done here...

"I was like bet let finish what we are doing na"

"She said no sir...we are not on same page"...as matters of fact...you are a stranger right now...


So I order Uber and left...
Later I dint regret but I messed up saying the truth... But the trutbh is always tight some times....

Kai..
Girls and Lies..
When you say Ladies loves lies or being Lied to, Dem go dey cuss you..

angelfallz:
From what you said, I believe God's hand was in it. There was no reason to travel to school yet, somehow the idea for you to travel came into your brain.

Correct talk, my brother
Some of this things has d 'Hand of Nature/Destiny' in it..

Maybe God does not want the Person to do it@particular time..
D Person time to have Sex never reach..

And this thing..
It happens to Females too oo..

One of my Babes in NYSC told me dat One Boy dat she so longed to have Sexx with.
D Day they arranged to fvck, Boom, Her Menses came..

angelfallz:
your guy arranged room and did not deem it fit to check it out and make sure the room is neat and ready?

Check Ke?

The Guy is a Male Hostel Boy..

Never in his Wildest dreams did he think that the Room will b empty..
Was given full Assurance that Things will b 'smooth'

U now Blame it on Absenteeism..

But Dats what you get when You employ Young , Half-Baked and Unscrupulous Individuals as Pastors.

Some after 6-7months of One Programme like dat (Is it not WOFBI), Dey are Made Pastors..

One of my Guy in d University who Sabi steal Departmental funds, Arrange babes for Lecturers, etc..Is now a Winners Pastor..

D Day I see am dey Preach in his Church, I Shock no be small.

Penguin2:
What happened to doggy?

See dis Guy..
D Girl came expecting a Posh, nice apartment and u want to Fvckk her in an Empty Room?

Even Ashawo will not Agree to your Suggestion..
Doggy Kee you dia..

Lols..
All diz Funny Topics..

Let me Share this..
Nor be me It happened to..

Doz Days, My Guy in UniBen had one 19 year old Fine Girl dat both Agreed to Fvcck each other when dey meet!!

D Girl was from College of Education, Agbor...

But he come dey Stay for UniBen Boys hostel.
. So He arranged for a Room Off-campus for the Docckings to Take place..
On dat day, He picked up the Fine Girl from the Junction, walked her up to the Said Room..

But Damn!!..
When my Guy opened d Door, The Room was EMPTY!! The Original owner of the Room had Packed out with all his properties d previous Day!!..
My Guy say he nearly Collapsed..
Hot Shit come cash am..

Dats how the 'Fresh Fish' slipped comot for his Net..
He say the Thing Pain am, Nor be Small..
Lol, Guy's Life Funny Sha..
Girls should create a Topic for Stuffs like dis..

@the OP!!
No!! It is not Late..

The Idea of a Guy marrying at 27,28, 29 seems Romantically Cool..
But Honestly and Generally speaking, Many are Fully mature at dat level.
Guys Hit full Personal and financial maturity@30+..

From my observation of married Guys, those who marry at 31,32, are Giving dier Wives and Children @least a comfortable life..
Those who Marry at 28, 29 seems to be Struggling Quite Abit..

JackDaAlienz:
What does ofr mean?

It means..
Official Fool of the Republic (OFR).

Don't Goan invest your time in better ventures
Pucci dat young boys get and don't even disturb..
You re Bragging about it..

Toto go kill you last last.

See his Yeye Face..
Obi Cubana pple..

This one would have Arrived Nigeria, Built a Hotel and claiming Billionaire..

Some Mumu Nigerians will now call you an Hater for asking how he became an overnight billionaire.. .

He deserves 200 Lashes of Kerosine Soaked Koboko.. B4 other punishments

Hmmm..
This Africa ehnn..

Agoro died
Four months after Fatima Baduru died..
And Eight months after Adegesin died..
Meaning the 3 of Dem nominees died in 4,4 months!!
In four months time (November), Who go Die next in dat Oyo State Judiciary?
Kai..

SlyfoxxjReturns:
You did not answer my question sir. Please try to have a coherent and consistent position.

So you are okay with hardcore pornography being televised on national television as long as it’s for “business purposes”?

Pls make it make sense.

Lol, This Guy!!..
Where have you watched 'Hardcore Porn' on BBnaija?

The Organizers are smart enough not to Show the few sexual acts dat have taken place..It's rated 18 n any sex acts is Blurred..

Even d contestants can't Have 'Proper' sex because Camera are everywhere..
Most just cuddle or finger under Sheets..

So really, The Show is censored..If u have time, watch once Ina while..
Seems you re speaking based on Wrong n Misleading Info from Those Exaggerators who call BBN Porn Show, Nude Show, Live sex show..

Oga, Nothing like dat oo..

georjay:
No lies bro

If you follow my assertion from the beginning, I stressed that BBnaija is purely business as such companies would rather invest in it than anything related to academics ..

Correct, my Guy...
Dats just it..
It's Purely a Business Enterprise for the Organizers!!..
And it will Profit alot of people, financially..

For Multi Choice(owners of DStv/gotv)
Also for Retailers, Make ups, Fashion designers, Media crew members, Hair Stylists, etc that will be employed..

Am not much a Fan
but I don't like destroying Business Ideas based on Flimsy excuses like Morals..

And some of dis critics follow dier Private Jet Billionaire Pastors!!
Have dey Criticize dier Pastors?

So As I Said, I don't like Bad-mouthing Anoda Person's Business enterprise..

Whykidstarboy:
Most people commenting he go sweet when eating go b d first to japa when it's ready to be eaten, believe me!

You too Correct..
Nor be African man again?..
You will behave as If dey want to Receive phonecall..
N Quickly take off..
Forming Hard man n Dem Weak..

Penguin2:
Me I no go chop the meat sha

Obob..
Me too oo..

Who know Whether nah One of our Brothers when go Obi Cubana mother's Burial nai be dis Ram?
After he pick Kanayo o. Kanayo money..

SlyfoxxjReturns:
There is responsible entertainment and then there is entertainment that actively debases the moral fabric of a society. If you equivocate BBN to EPL and other sporting events then perhaps you don’t understand the crux of my argument.

Pornography is a form of entertainment too if you don’t know. Do you recommend we broadcast it on national television? If not then tell me why.

Hehehe..
In Business, there is no Morals..
Even look@Bishop Oyedepo who has sacked his 40 Pastors over Low returns..
Is dat a Moral thing?

But he did it for Business purposes..
BBnaija and EPL serves Exactly same purposes - entertaining..

The Excitement of who will win Keeps dier Fans watching..
In EPL, it is who will take d Title, Top 4, Highest scorer,etc..
In BBNaija, It's who will win Grand Prize, Head of House,etc..
So brother,NO DIFFERENCE..

Also, Bbnaija has some good aspects such as Thursday Educational presentations and Friday arena sport games..

georjay:
But hopefully Private companies will step in and help to sponsor bright students...

Another to way motivate academics is to make funds available for research and innovations..

U know the funniest thing here?

If You become a Multi Millionaire tomorrow, You will not see Reasons to Invest in an Educational Show or Competition or advertise your Products in one..

Those
Milo, ScanFrost, Dano Milk, Airtel, Innoson Motors,etc..
that invested heavily on BBnaija last yr 2020, did they not think of Educational Contests to put dier money?

So You too will do Same..U will invest in BBN dat you despise..

For instance, If u have N2million and someone tells you to choose b/w a Bookshop and a Brothel/bar to Invest in..

Na Brothel(Ashawo Quarters) business you go Choose oo..
Forget plenty talk..

Vlain:
U be mumu.Dont ask me why.

No need to Insult back..
Ask him Whether He is not watching one of the following..

EPL, Spanish La liga, Serie A, Zeeworld, Xvideos, Telemundo, WWE, etc..

If Yes, Den He should not Criticize..
All doz Are same Things with the said BBNaija...Entertainment Gimmicks created to Get pple(Old and Young) Addicted..

About BBN, It's only Those Without Television interests e.g Deeper Life n Lord's Chosen members
or NTA Fans dat Should Open dier Mouth to Criticize..

These ones have Good rights to Criticize..
Not a PornHub, UFC or American NBA watcher..