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Jeon:
Yes, he's the one. He also claimed that his soulmate denied him sex.

Go through his topic and see

Lolsss..
Just OP Alone Jare...

He is still a Young Chap!
Everybody pass thru dis Stage..
He will be better in the future..

Fiscus105:
Leave mumu a sex starved who couldn't have any story to share but resulted to share his close friend experience. I think he is angry because girls don't use to go down with him and using the opportunity to transfer his own sex starved personal aggression on you.

See the Way u carry Woman matter for Head like Dandruff?
U turned to her Lawyer under 2 secs,abi?

You like/have Feelings for a Guy, you rigmarole or do 'merry go round' with him..
Later, he Leaves..You start to Regret!!..
Does it make good sense?

My own post, I don't have..
So I posted my Guy own to contribute to the OP's Thread..
Is it a bad thing?
So Plz, Reason things properly before Getting Charged up..
But If It's some Punny you are aiming at here, would understand though..

Ginaz:
Don’t make me angry o ... oga lawyer wey sabi case well well . I have the right to keep myself if I want to .

And you wonder why girls don’t want to share their stories, it’s cos of mumu talk like this.

Lol..
This Babe, You are Funny though..
Wat have I said that you are getting Upset like dis?
From what you yourself posted, you said You still Miss him..
It means You wished U got into a proper Relationship and Fvccked!!..
If You guys got intimate n fvckked like 30x, you wouldn't be Missing him like you are doing., Really!!..
If you like Deny this, not my Concern..
Bye for now!..

This Boy..
You re a Funny dude..
Kettle calling Pot black..
See ur screenshot chat with d lady Jeon..

Are you the one who posted about 'Standing Doggy position'?
Or how you dream about Fvckking a Girl with braids..

Are these mature/sensible Posts??

Maybe you re still a 21 yr old Kid but you Better Grow up!!

UncleKoboko:
If I see your ex at our wedding I could make life unbearable for you..................

An ex you've had sex with, both of you can still fvch eachother if the situation presents itself

SOME VERY FOOLISH GIRLS WILL EVEN STILL REPORT THEIR HUSBAND TO THEIR EX IF THEY HAVE ISSUES.
SOME WILL STILL ASK FOR ADVICE...
SOME WILL STILL USE THEM AS SHOULDERS TO CRY ON WHEN THEY ARE HURT

ANY WOMAN THAN TRIES THAT WITH ME WILL NEVER HAVE PEACE....







BE WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, Baba Don Vexx!!..
Meaning You Will Wire Her Koboko?

Gochie:
FalseProphet, what happened to your original handle. Hope they never ban you.

I am not FalseProphet1 oo..
Look@the Emoji..
He doesn't do emojis..

Just representing him since u did want not to comment
This kind topic needs his presence ..

Grace001:
I had similar experience with yours, a friend of mine die hard Buharist who always bully people on Facebook told me last week that he is so broke and things are rough with him. But I pity sha, I assisted him with the little I can afford.

Unfortunately these zombiès are feeling the heat too

U Really tried..
If it Was me, Nothing for Him!!

How can any sensible and Right thinking Person be supporting 'Buhari'?

*Nepotism
*Banditry
*Attempted gagging of the Media..
*Bullying of Senate and HOR..
*Human rights Abuses..
*Killings of Citizens..

It is sickos, Suspected Sadists and Terrible humans dat still support Buhari..
Many of Dem Zombies are Suffering now..

A friend who enjoyed Npower from 2018-2020 and was Stylishly supporting Buhari is currently struggling now..
Me I nor dey Send am@All..
Let Everybody Manage..

SimplyFacts:
I want to believe this is just a joke. Would you really be fine losing a life because of hatred? Ti a ba n ja, bii ki a ku ko.

How would you explain to me that you aren't worse than Buhari?

If your story is true, can you help with his bank account number

Goan Sit Down!!
It's like you have not reasoned with this Buharists!!..
After all d Failures of d Impostor Jubrin, They still Deny or blame Pres Good luck Jonathan..
Look@d Country now.

Bandits Killings..
Naked Favouritism for Hausa pple..
Hunting of Freedom fighters..
Massive Unemployment..
'Buhari' even had d Stupid guts to say 'Youths Should behave demselves b4 he gives Dem Jobs'

Was Jonathan, Yaradua or OBJ government like dis?
Dat Mumu Buharist Should Suffer in his Poverty State!!
Or he can come to Nairaland and post his Acc no..
MannaVultureGriller, Simplyleo, Bosstrevor and co will contribute d money for his wife's healthcare..

falcon01:
its cool if they do it and have control over themselves.

Damn..
I meant DON'T..
Don't allow Dem make same mistakes..

Drsnives:
Steady soapy no allow man knoe watin be wet dream

Lolsss..
Take it easy..
Dont Goan condemn your Dicck oo..

HONESTFACT101:
10. you may get EXterminated

Ha, Bros!!
You deserve N10,000 Alert..

You Will surely get Exterminated!
Once you have had an Affair with a Girl, fvccked her and Left hee, Never Go back There again..
Particularly if you have a Fine Girlfriend@dat Time..
The Ex Girlfriend Will say you are using her for only Sexx ..
Once a Woman has GRUDGE towards you, Run Very Far!!
@Smellysperm, Okafor Law Kee you dia..

Daveambition:
My own happen when I clock 16yrs..
My sis bestie back then was always coming to we houz every weekend to stay overnight...
That weekend was just we two at home and this was in the afternoon.
We two don watch foreign movie go far until sleep carry her, while she was sleeping i was busy starring at her boobs and phat ass..

Later that night, I had dreams of I & her smooching, when I woke up at bout 11/12am my short was soaked wet..
Na then I realise say, Obi is no longer a Boy.
I quickly ran to the bathroom to change short & suddenly I met her standing next to the kitchen door..
I couldn't hide the wet spot on my short, so she was able to see the whole yama-yama..

Lucky for me, prolly a month after that incident my sis bestie freely allow me dig her..
Aunty Peace, Jah bless you wherever you at rn...

Atewo for the Baddo..
But how can a Boy have his First Wet Dream at 16yrs?..
Hope nor be Lies you dey Blow oo?

falcon01:
I actually jerked of semen before having my first wet dream!! Can't blame me, I was a teenager young and Horņy every day every hour. That was a very messed up phase in my life but as I grow older I gained control and tried sex couple of times, felt awesome too and I realized sex isn't as a great as it is thought to be so Now non if those things worry me again.

Ahhh..
Dat means you jerked off Quite early ooo..
Well, not bad..
Just teach your Son(s) to repeat your mistakes..

Someone said In Nigerian Relationships, 'Billing' is a Must!..
I.e. Asking for Financial Assistance..
That's why some of our NL Brothers have joined Redpillers Association or Vaseline Crew..

Mine is..
My Girlfriend Asked for a Whooping N75,000 for Rent Fee..

She was a Student of College of Education, Warri and was Staying in a Nice Hostel since the School doesn't have anything like Female Hostel..
I told her I have only N10,000
She said it is not Enough and cried dat she will be Thrown out!..
I cried too that she can be going to Lectures from home..

Her Parents House was not too far from the Institution..
She wanted to be forming Posh/Independent School Babe but Can't pay d Prize..

Can Yahoo boys or Even some Married men give Thier Girlfriend 75k?

So Share Yours!!..

So Many Topics on Nairaland these days!!..
Let me Add mine..
A Quirky and Funny Topic!!

THE FIRST TIME YOU HAD WET DREAM!!..
MINE..
Was Around 12 or 13..
Was having an Afternoon nap and boom, I woke up to see Some 'White Thick liquid' and
Was Shocked.. ..
Hadn't even watched Porn den to know wat Sperm is about..
Later, I discussed with my Senior bro and he told me 'Well, means you can father a child now'..

One of my Guy's experience was Hell Funny..
Said he thought it was gonorrhea and was almost crying. .
because he watched one movie 'Our Daily Bread' where Mr Ibu had Gonorrhea and was pissing yellow puss..

SO GUYS SHARE YOURS!!..

dacblogger:
The child looks sick.probably down syndrome.

Hello, U know what is Down's Syndrome so??
That Child is Pretty normal..Only Hunger and d Strange environment is wat is causing dat Kind of face..

Anyway, I know d Catholic Church will take care of him Till Eternity!!
GOD BLESS D CATHOLIC CHURCH..

Oh!!
This is Nostalgic..
See Dihno, Roberto Carlos, Deco, Rivaldo and others..
When Football was Tough!!..
Diz Days VAR, Media Hyping and Politics has killed the game somehow..
Lack of Skills and too many penalties given for soft fouls..
Wen I see d 2 penalties C Ronaldo used to score against France in d Euro2020, I just shake my Head..
By the way, Y Zidane and Ronaldo Nazario de Lima nor play?

Hmmm..
All the Snake, Rabbit,eaters on Nairaland..
Lalasticlala pple Dem..

Sheybi Una dey Hear?
Be KiaFul oo..

Where is Mosdii d Great?
Ur Highly Powerful quote is much needed in dis Thread!

Where is Mosdii d Great?
Ur Highly Powerful quote is much needed in dis Post!!

Ishilove:
Ask God, don't ask us.

All dis Threads dey create ehn..

Dis is a Topic I watched today Publiy holiday on one DStv music station (Planet or Urban music or so)..They asked and told respondents to Attach songs dey like the Station to play..

OP must have watched it n Has rushed to Nairaland to create topic on it..

BigDawsNet:
My Ex den...it was a very short relationship then...

We together alone in a room, we we're already making out but not the real sex ..

She's a kind of lady with "promise me you will marry me"?

So again while making out...she rasied the question again...

I couldn't lie to her face!
I told her I can't promise

She got up adjusted her bra also dress up and said we done here...

"I was like bet let finish what we are doing na"

"She said no sir...we are not on same page"...as matters of fact...you are a stranger right now...


So I order Uber and left...
Later I dint regret but I messed up saying the truth... But the trutbh is always tight some times....

Kai..
Girls and Lies..
When you say Ladies loves lies or being Lied to, Dem go dey cuss you..

angelfallz:
From what you said, I believe God's hand was in it. There was no reason to travel to school yet, somehow the idea for you to travel came into your brain.

Correct talk, my brother
Some of this things has d 'Hand of Nature/Destiny' in it..

Maybe God does not want the Person to do it@particular time..
D Person time to have Sex never reach..

And this thing..
It happens to Females too oo..

One of my Babes in NYSC told me dat One Boy dat she so longed to have Sexx with.
D Day they arranged to fvck, Boom, Her Menses came..

angelfallz:
your guy arranged room and did not deem it fit to check it out and make sure the room is neat and ready?

Check Ke?

The Guy is a Male Hostel Boy..

Never in his Wildest dreams did he think that the Room will b empty..
Was given full Assurance that Things will b 'smooth'

U now Blame it on Absenteeism..

But Dats what you get when You employ Young , Half-Baked and Unscrupulous Individuals as Pastors.

Some after 6-7months of One Programme like dat (Is it not WOFBI), Dey are Made Pastors..

One of my Guy in d University who Sabi steal Departmental funds, Arrange babes for Lecturers, etc..Is now a Winners Pastor..

D Day I see am dey Preach in his Church, I Shock no be small.

Penguin2:
What happened to doggy?

See dis Guy..
D Girl came expecting a Posh, nice apartment and u want to Fvckk her in an Empty Room?

Even Ashawo will not Agree to your Suggestion..
Doggy Kee you dia..

Lols..
All diz Funny Topics..

Let me Share this..
Nor be me It happened to..

Doz Days, My Guy in UniBen had one 19 year old Fine Girl dat both Agreed to Fvcck each other when dey meet!!

D Girl was from College of Education, Agbor...

But he come dey Stay for UniBen Boys hostel.
. So He arranged for a Room Off-campus for the Docckings to Take place..
On dat day, He picked up the Fine Girl from the Junction, walked her up to the Said Room..

But Damn!!..
When my Guy opened d Door, The Room was EMPTY!! The Original owner of the Room had Packed out with all his properties d previous Day!!..
My Guy say he nearly Collapsed..
Hot Shit come cash am..

Dats how the 'Fresh Fish' slipped comot for his Net..
He say the Thing Pain am, Nor be Small..
Lol, Guy's Life Funny Sha..
Girls should create a Topic for Stuffs like dis..

@the OP!!
No!! It is not Late..

The Idea of a Guy marrying at 27,28, 29 seems Romantically Cool..
But Honestly and Generally speaking, Many are Fully mature at dat level.
Guys Hit full Personal and financial maturity@30+..

From my observation of married Guys, those who marry at 31,32, are Giving dier Wives and Children @least a comfortable life..
Those who Marry at 28, 29 seems to be Struggling Quite Abit..

JackDaAlienz:
What does ofr mean?

It means..
Official Fool of the Republic (OFR).

Don't Goan invest your time in better ventures
Pucci dat young boys get and don't even disturb..
You re Bragging about it..

Toto go kill you last last.

See his Yeye Face..
Obi Cubana pple..

This one would have Arrived Nigeria, Built a Hotel and claiming Billionaire..

Some Mumu Nigerians will now call you an Hater for asking how he became an overnight billionaire.. .

He deserves 200 Lashes of Kerosine Soaked Koboko.. B4 other punishments

Hmmm..
This Africa ehnn..

Agoro died
Four months after Fatima Baduru died..
And Eight months after Adegesin died..
Meaning the 3 of Dem nominees died in 4,4 months!!
In four months time (November), Who go Die next in dat Oyo State Judiciary?
Kai..