₦airaland Forum

Some will Say he is Chasing Clout
BUT
Dat's his Reality.

Like him, Many APC nairaland Dingbats do NOT have Tfare
but come online to Praise the Subsidy removal. 😏😒

OP

There was a Girl I invited for Knack.

When I wanted to insert my Gbola, I discovered her Clitoris was same size with my dick. 😱

OP
because our Naija Ladies are NOT recipients to Love.

Their hearts CANNOT Receive love. It knows ONLY Iphone, Designers Handbags, Sharwama, Ice-cream+ Indomie and fried Eggs.🤔😕

So how can we love? 🤷

As a Farmer, can you plant ur crop seed on a Stony Ground?😒

Jboynokiaphone:
u they Womanize or u no dey Womanize ?

I am NOT a Womanizer, but I like Towtow sha. 😔

Edipet:
maybe she has no atom of beauty in her, any Nigerian girl that thought she is beautiful or one person call her beautiful girl before. Must behave anyhow.

She is very Beautiful.

Still Beautiful till now.

She is from an ALL GIRLS family and her sisters were also pretty.🙂

So I guess She did NOT get all those 'You be Fine Girl o' talks that makes some ladies to misbehave.

Reminderz:
dey play

your type is very sweet to manipulate... na your type dem fit sell calculator as mobile phone for...

at this rate, I let people wallow in their path of ignorance... life will definitely teach you..

My Brother, days what you are assuming.😒

U no Sabi Woman reach me @all.🙂😀

The Girl was so down to earth and wasn't moved by Material things.

A Few of them, still exists.

G00DHardDick:
Damn!

A real niggar doesn't waste his time wooing a girl, he goes straight to the point and initial the banging mood ASAP. As a real niggar, you should be able to arouse a girl and put her in the banging mood. Na SIMP dey woo girl. Real niggars go straight to the point and bang her straight up. This means he can meet a girl today and bang her today today!!!!!

Bro, all Girls are NOT the same.

There are some Girls that still hold on to Morality principles.🙂

Why some Girls are Quite Easy to Fcvk diz days is because of their
cravings for Iphone, Designer dresses, Handbags, Sharwama, Vanilla Ice-cream, etc.😏

There are some Girls that are NOT moved by those things.

2 years!🤨

She was worth it.

Beautiful, humble, soft-spoken and looked modest.
Her Best friend was doing Runs while her younger Sister was dating a Yahoo Boy but she wasn't influenced.🙂

She said no to me because she said I looked like a Womanizer!

OP
A President-Select that in the Election, FAILED WOEFULLY in Lagos, Abuja and even inside Aso Rock. 😕

What do you expect? 🤷

OP, don't stress yourself Jare.

Tinubu being President will not add N100 to his Supporters Account. 😕

Many of them will still remain Poverty-Stricken, and Depend on Social media Give-away as usual! 🙂🤷

Zonefree:
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'These people' and taking poison

This Guy ehn, Na Trouble U dey find so o? 😏😄😄

I still don't believe that 'Man' took Poison though.🤨

OP, I Never Dated in Sec school. 😒

Though when I was in SS 1, there was one SS2 Girl that our labour prefect gave portion to clear.

She was an Ajebo who couldn't clear, so I took up the Cutlass and helped her.

After School hour, she took me to a Classroom and I used my 'Cutlass' to clear her Bush Wotowoto. 😊

And that foolish HE-GOAT called Reno was busy talking Trash
earlier today against Oby Ezekwesili on dis same issue.

some boys don dey Twerk, no respect for John Thomas -Erigga.

BTW, why are peeps in the Ist page calling the guys, Gays?

OP, because Guys are Thinking more of getting a Job, starting a Business and Securing their Future.

While Ladies, getting Married or Dating a Rich Man. 🤨

internationalman:
One thing I like about Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa is that you hardly see their tribesmen who don't know how to speak it. Even those that weren't brought up in their locality still know how to speak it..

But most of my my tribesmen can't even speak it including some that were born and brought up in their locality. I have many friends who have never lived elsewhere other than Edo State but can't speak the language..

It's only Edo State English (pidgin) is mostly used to communicate by the general public. But when I travel to other States, I can easily identify the State with my eye closed because they mostly communicate in their indigenous language...

Edo remains the heartbeat of Nigeria though.

You Lie.🤨

Currently, there are many Guys who CAN'T those languages u mentioned.
I know Many of them.

While the ones who know how to Speak it do NOT teach their Children.
E.g. Wizkid and Davido. I wonder if their children know to speak Yoruba.

In 30 yrs time, ALL Nigerian languages will DIE OFF from the face of the earth. 😒

Illegal1:
omoh.......una get beta ear ooh,even to speak my native urhobo slf nah war.

Bros, URHOBO is not dat difficult @all.

I school @Delsu, Abraka and stayed at those Community/Indigene areas. 🙂

I now saw dat it is a very Simple language to Learn, though I was told that Abraka URHOBO is easy
Unlike Uwvie, Okpe and Ughievwen. 🤨

Desktop Charger.

In a Football viewing centre, I still saw someone with it looking for where to charge his Phone. 🤨

Asari Dokubo.

Oba of Benin shaking hands with Queen Elizabeth.
Ooni of Ife shaking hands with the Great Winston Churchill.

The Current Ooni of Ife would shake hands with Bobrisky and even Portable.

Too much Towtow don finish my Guy.

successmatters:
The old druggie will never be seen in this types of places, we can only see him where cocaine is being taken

He can NEVER be in such places.

He lacks Acceptability in South-south and Southeast and even Middle belt.😏

Remember he didn't Even Campaign much in diz places.🙁

I wonder what kind of President-select Tinubu is. He is ONLY loved by Yorubas and few Northerners!
Even Abuja peeps and Aso Rock inhabitants DISLIKES him! 😒🤦

Shameless Wike can't even show face Properly

Same way he couldn't attend Governor Diri father's Burial
which OBJ, Atiku, Okowa, Osinbajo, Obaseki, Emmanuel Udom and HE Peter Obi attended. 😕😏

Betrayed his PDP/Southern Brothers for Tinubu/APC dat does not even send him. ☹️

Such a Mumu Man.

OP,

With the terrible Unemployment state in Nigeria currently, it's not a misnormal.

In my hood in Warri, to rent a Self contained, you will spend up to 400K.
U will pay for the 1yr rent +Agent fee and caution fee.

If a Person is not Gainfully employed, how can he raise that amount?

Dat's most Guys are trying their hands on Yahoo and Football betting. 🤨😒

OP, I understand ur point.🙂

But those Musical Artistes have Families to feed and Bills to pay.

Afterall ,it's to sing their Hit songs and go home. 🤨

Just lock up.

hakeemhakeem:
Your religion leaders didn't tell you to votes for? The videos are everywhere

Dat's a LIE!

In South South, NO Religious leader told us to vote Obi, which we did. 😊

In Southeast Enugu, One Catholic Priest tried to Coerce his members in church to vote LP candidate in the Guber election,
they REFUSED and said they wanted the PDP man.🤨

SS and SE votes like Bonafide, Right thinking Citizens. We are NOT controlled like Zombies!

OP, you are Right.👍

*Yobe
*Jigawa
*Zamfara
*Borno
*Gombe
*Sokoto
*Kebbi
Etc
Apart from INEC Rigging, Tinubu got votes from All these ILLITERACY and Poverty Ridden States
where the Religious Leaders Force them to vote for a particular candidate. 😒

Educated, Sane and Literate Nigerians did NOT vote for Tinubu.😕

He is an ALMAJIRIS/AGBEROS President-select.

Angelfrost:
If we are being honest... Oba of Benin is the only Royal father still maintaining the dignified aura of the traditional ways!

The rest have lost it!

No!

Olu of Warri still Commands Respect!
Same with Dein of Agbor, Asagba of Asaba and Obi of Onitsha.

This Ooni seems too Excited anytime he is ij the Public view.
It's like he can't control himself when Paparrazis are on him. 😕

He needs to Keep a low Profile like other Traditional Rulers! 🙂

It's like all the Yoruba Kings no get Level.
There is Oba of Lagos + that one that does Yahoo. 😯😄😄

Dein of Agbor or Olu of Warri will NOT do this Nonsense, Ooni did.
Not to talk of Oba of Benin.😎

virginprincess:
Thank you sweetheart.
Wassup,longtime.

Nairaland Guys, Come and Learn o. 😏

Even As Zonefree Bashes Ladies, he still got a Sweetheart.😊

LESSON: Ladies love Vawulence Men. They don't like Gentle guys!

Lolss.. 😄